Analyze This - Paul Vitti calls Primo to talk things over - captioned

[K1LLUM1NATiii]

its me ? me who ? me me ? you know me ? me LOLOLOL

[wingsfan63]

hahhahahahhh closure

[pokeyjokekid]

4 people got there balls cut off and shoved up their ass

[BondGraceBond]

"there's your fucking pillow."

"feel better?"

"Yeah, i do."

[6313635]

Hello? Yeah, hello. Hello. lol

[BStyles1011]

this clip is just too goddamn funny

[RetroVideoFan]

Primo: Hey Paul.

Paul: What?!

Primo: Fuck you.

Paul: YOU MOTHER...FUCKER!

[rub3nski]

the best de niro's comedy film so far

[ruobhad]

" you get a dictionary and you find out what this closure is. "

[SaturnProds]

go ahead, hit the pillow...6 rounds...

[MoneyR8]

-Yeah, who's this?

-Its me

-Me, who?

-Me, me

-Me who, me who

-You know me, me.

-Yeah, how's it going

LOL

[AfsanHanif786]

I love the bit when he goes "There's your fuckin pillow" LMAOO:)

[KarovaMilkyBar]

lovathisalot!!!!

[FeyenoordDaBest]

One time at school I had an arguement with someone, so he started to act like a tough guy. My De Niro-impression almost made him cry and all the people were like : WTF !!!

[DanilitoBeatz]

I Love this movie!! :D

[GIRLANDLAKAIFORLIFE]

was just watching it xD

[ALPHONSZOA]

Génial !!!! Awesomme !!!!!!! :D

[burtonrules123]

and..and if i can block that angered wish.. LOL

[PabloPena108]

feel better? Lol

[saadiababe]

Robert Deniro is a fine italian stallion! He can hit this

[95Araki]

Just repeat 9 and u will feel better

[95Araki]

BOOM BANG BOOM BAM BOOM BAM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM!!!! there's ur fucking pillow..

[EpicWin1337]

and then hopefully...hopefully you make one more move on me you mothafucka i'll fucking cut your fucking balls off i'll shove em up your fucking ass, i'll FUCKING BURY YOU! I'll put fucking ice picks in your eyes, i'll chop your fucking eyeballs, i'll send em to your fucking family so they can eat em for dessert! You understand me?!?!?...... YOU MOTHA...FUCKA!!! lol

[ThatPokeyGuy]

@EpicWin1337 Hey Paul.

[pekahn]

Vitti rocks!

[freefairfax]

what is the meaning of ( how is it gone) ???

[InfiniteMaC]

LMAO 1:04 - 1:05 I love it how DeNiro says HEH!

[h5n]

i allways shoot pillows when i'm angry.

[DOEYEX]

what kind of feelings? ......LIKE U DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT>>>>>>>w/e.........and im LuKing forward to seeing U next week at that thing............

[joaquinveyron]

"Get a dictionary and find out what disclosure means. If this is what he wants to hit us with, then I want to know what this is about"

Hahaha, best line!!!

In the German he uses the word katharsis though.

[2poor2live]

...It was going great until the cutting off the balls and shoving up his...ass LOOL

[Kennefo]

3 people got their fucking eyeballs chopped off and sent to their families as desert

[orhanneman]

1:50 ''You get a dictionary, and find out what disclosure is. If that's what he's gonna hit us whit, then I wanna know what it is.'' .. hihihi

[averypack13]

This was my favourite scene in this movie!! Classic!! LMAO!

[gkbkjkmk]

hilarious!!!!! classic de niro

[Antimanele104]

The 3 dudes that disliked this are Primo,his phone operator and the pillow. :))

[xJarlanx]

/me fires off 12 rounds into the chair

/do Feathers fly everywhere.

/s There's your fuckin' pillow!

/ame walks away slowly...

[dudetocartman]

@xJarlanx

14*

[jaaxxb]

get a dictionary and find out what closure means.  lol

[DanielTheWalrus]

"Why am i telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it?! Ehh?! You don't know nothing? What?! "

"Then i can unblock that angered wish and then hopefully, hopefully... you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert! You understand me?"

Classic De Niro!

[4u2luvvvv]

lol i swear this is the funiest mob movie every

[SplittingTheAnvil]

Why am i telling you?

like you know nothing about it? EHH?

you dont know nothing, WHAT?

lol classic de niro

[CleanLivinFansSay]

If you like this movie, you have to check out the original webseries clean livin'...mobsters and comedy really do go hand in hand!

[theRandyOrton1]

And then hopefully, hopefully... you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off, i'll shove 'em up your fuckin' ass. I'll fuckin' bury you! I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fucking eyeballs, I'll send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert !!!

[99681655]

WHAT IS NAME

[brunoscarface]

get a dictionary hahaha

[mj19580]

Ha, LOL, this phone call is my fave scene of the film

[rauliuxas]

i have the ring tone ..made my self..when he says bad word's in this talk....if u need pm me

[nimasaraf]

@rauliuxas Hey, i really want the ring tone. can you send it to me? info@pinksolution.co.uk

[rauliuxas]

@nimasaraf i send it :)

[EdwinShy2]

Primo : Fuck you.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER ! ROFLMFAO

[y2jrkofan]

ROFL

[capomafios1]

1:50 hahaha you get a dictionary and find out what this closure is... ROFL

[kingringh]

just hit the pillow...

(loud gun bangs)

there is your fucking pillow...

you feel better?

ya..i do..

good...

LMAO AT that part...

[argy911]

clever man he should have run for president ,seeing as he's so clever that he does'nt know what closer is.Tell him its another word for masters gcse.

[bobzani]

the funniest movie ever-for me

[juzblazejr]

find out what this closure thing is lol

[mewpsypokes]

The 9 people who thumbed this down are going to get their balls shoved up their fucking ass by Paul Vitto. Then he'll send their eyeballs to thei families so they can eat them for desert. I loved this movie....

[VivaItalia18]

Paul Vitti

[sstephrodas]

@mewpsypokes hahahahahahahaha

[DizzyMuzik]

here's your fucking pillow,lol.

[bbodo]

At 1:00

[AlexGreatMK]

@omri1324 It actually is dickhead.

[thoostorm4]

@AlexGreatMK later phuktwit

[minchrocks]

@omri1324 bahaha fail cunt

[TaylorCee591]

@omri1324 I dont see any captions either but calm doon lol it's okayyy :)

[TaylorCee591]

I just love when Primo says "You get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, then I wanna know what it is." haha

[nerdflanders8710]

@omri1324 click the cc button you retard.

[kristsnake]

Robert De Niro at his best, one of greatest scenes ever LOL

[PreludeToAnEpic]

There's your fucking pillow

[KernelThread]

You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" lol

[vkoks]

Yes, that is the way to do it. And then, when it's finished, found committees to research racism.

[abozobben]

ill fuckin cut your fuckin balls off..ill shove them up your fuckin ass...ill fuckin bury you ... ill put fuckin ice picks in your eyes ill chop your fuckin eyeballs ill send them to your fuckin family so they can eat them for desert :0 lmao

[ferraristallion08]

get a dictionary, look up this "closure"

if that's what he's gonna hit us with..

yeah

lol

[Razersun]

such a gay movie, like butt secks gay

[TURBOxSPOOL]

@moviedude1500

There's your fuckin' pillow.

[Z0hann]

Theres ya fuckin pillow.

[Ben1977820]

you get a dictionary...You find out what this closure means, if thats what he's gonna hit us with I want to know what it is lol

[JayGlocks]

lmao my favorite part.

[DrAznmuff]

HAHAHAHA.

[joeyjoeyjoey12345]

@Ben1977820  so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HateFenians]

Should had did a scene on the dictionary lol

[sstephrodas]

@HateFenians smart point!!

[KarakuraRiser]

@Ben1977820 hahahaha yeah that is a win xD

[Ben1977820]

Hey its me...

Me who?

Me..Me

Me who,me who

you know me, me

Yeah hows it going.. lol

[like2seeit86]

This is a great scene DeNiro killed it!

[ZaaraDhoomSe]

for all u idiots giving thumbs down; "killed it" is used in a good sense lmao, u need to get out more.

[sexychula19]

that was the weirdest introduction to a phone conversation that ive ever heard lol......''whos this me me you know me,yea hows it goin'' lmao

[ruskajakeli]

haha an amazing film,really. and probably the best part of it!

[joeyjoeyjoey12345]

@ruskajakeli this part is my fav, also another good part is end the meeting with all the bosses that's funny part too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EuropeNChance]

you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert. You understand me?

[xgamerz90]

hopefully... hopefully u make one more move on me u mutha fucka ill fucken cut ur fucken balls off ill shuv them up ur fucken ass, ill fucken BURY you.

[Vova993]

"If that's what he's gonna hit us with, I wanna know what it is"

[oriangalore]

Ahahaha

Here's your fucking pillow.

[Kingofmean]

The look on Crystals face at 1:31 LOLOLOL

[SpyroTDragon]

That's a good way to hit the pillow. Fuckin shoot it to pieces!

[subielover43]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO

HILARIOUS !

DeNiro Is A Genius.

[IoSonoUomo]

that is a cool outfit Deniro's wearng though.

[IoSonoUomo]

this is stereotypical. Italian thug. Jewish shrink.

[BandBroadcast]

but its fucking hilarious.

[IoSonoUomo]

yeah i know

[hOOdilol]

Duh!...it's a movie.

[bonafide567]

lol

[zoeydebra]

He looks so handsome like this. Deniro I mean.

Funny stuff to me!

[Antimanele104]

1:28-1:48 very sfunny :))

[anyviolet]

"You get a dictionary and you find out what this 'closure' is."  LMAO

[DJBrosco]

LMAO!!!! This is the funniest part of the movie..."U make one more move on me you moth*fuck*in'...I will BURY you!" Classic De Niro!

[irishcatholicladdie]

LOL! true qulity.

"you make one more move on me you muddafugga...!"

[GrBr42]

ahahahhahahhahaa

[balas31690]

lol...CLOSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! hahahahaahahaahah i always crack up everytime i c primo do that

[JayGlocks]

Same ahha.

[alterfucker]

lmaooooo

[JadeDAngelo]

The first time I watched it I died laughing on the moment where De Niro is swearing for 5 minutes and screaming around and Palminteri just picks the received and says very calmly: "F*** you." and hangs up.

[littlenickyscarfo]

i rember this at the movies in 99'..every seat was packed and everyone was out there cheers it was so hilirious

[ThunderAppeal]

'Find out what this closure is, if thats what hes going to hit us with I want to know what it is.'

[Surouness]

Hit the pillow!

*shoots pillow*

Feel better?

[insanity21376]

I always crack up when Primo tells the guy to get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is. LOL.

[DolceCubanerCD]

one of the best gangster´s Film ever !!

[NMESYCO]

what is the name of this movie

[docterherb88]

analyze this, great movie

[DG3744]

True Gangster scene, American mafia!

[italia77877]

italian mafia dumby

[wimpie25]

American Italian Mafia.

[scarface115]

lmao, american mafia. that mafia would only consist of indians.

[protathlitis18]

where can i find the scene where Bob cries after seeing a commercial?

Man i love de Niro!!!!

[JorjoLucas]

look at the Doc's face in 1:31 :D

[Sunster18]

then i can unblock that angered wish and hopely then hopelfuly u make one more fucking move on me you mother fucker il fucking cut u fucking balls off il shove em up your fucking ass il fucking bury u ahaha always gets me

[Sunster18]

shit got that abit worng lol

[FourGuysFilms]

The movie being watched RIGHT at the beginning (from 0:03 to 0:15). WHAT IS IT!? I've been trying to find out for a while now. Please tell me if you know. Thanks!

[kingcaesar5]

I believe its a tv show called Sea Hunt.

[barrieboy13]

cut your fucking balls off. haha

[evh5150316]

You get a dictionary and find out what this CLOSURE means. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, I wanna know what it is.

[gulgul2006]

1:28 is the best

[Z0hann]

its me

who

me, you know me

who

me, me me,,

me who

you know me, me

yeah hows it goin.

hahahahaha

[Trossi3389]

Love the arm jester at the 24 sec part.. LMFAO

[bckarangis1]

thats hilarous lmao

[FoCuS138]

"why am i telling you, like you dont know know nothing about it? HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN?"

[jamsey700]

lol hit the pillow!

[madangel84]

I love this part! I love Tony Darrow, Chazz Palminteri, Robert DeNiro and Billy Crystal, and of course the one who wrote this script!

[Trelli28]

"you get a dictionary and find out what this closure is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with then I wanna know what it is!"

[alanabond007]

I love this movie. This part is soo funny. LMAOLOL.

[mirzayanov]

everyone there is a roebrt deniro soundboard that has that line that stars with "you make one more move on me you motherfucker" and it has other lines on their also

[Mariposa2775837]

LOL best movie EVER

[bfoaliali]

I love the closure part.

''you get a dictionary and find out what closure it..if hes gonna hit us with it..i wanna know what it means''\

ROFL

[Napolifan123]

fuckin love this movie

[DORYA11]

really, do you really love it?

[DORYA11]

come on I know the fucking kid, just breaking his balls a little

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

you get a dictionary and find out what this closure is hahahahaha!

theres ya fuckin pillow

[dirklonger]

" feelin better?" " hmm..yeah.. yeah, i do" lol

[deftonian69]

and hopefully....hopefully!....u make one more move on me you muthafucka.

[heretic280]

LOLOL bomb ass movie i loved this part:

De Niro- how was dat?

Crystal-... it was going great until the cutting of the balls... and shoving it up his.. ass

HAHAHA fucking priceless

[28sphinx23]

"Hey Paul."

"What!"

"F#ck You."

"Mothaf$ucka!!!"

[whatsup87]

I couldn't get throught the first 20 minutes of this movie, but now I want to see this.

[ArmeniaN897]

an ten hopefully you;ll pull another move on me u mother fucker u

[JUSTBLAZEKID]

Hows dat? it waz goin great until the cutting off the balls and shoving it up the..ass

[mglobal1217]

"hello whos this, its me, me who me me who"

hahahahahahahahhaha

" you get a dictionary and find out what this closure is" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is a bomb ass movie

[JudiG]

This is the BEST SCENE! ROFL!

[zyaddd]

Here s your fuckin' pillow!! Haahahahahahah

[doowopisnumber1]

Crystal's face at 1:30 when DeNiro loses it is priceless. LOL.

[imahusala66]

u fuck wit italians u fuck with the best...

Guinny Pride

[DesertSoldier30]

hell yeah but you spelled guinea wrong. nice to meet a fellow italian.