Scrubs 604 - My House [1/3]

[AcousticJW]

TEDSHOT

[Ahkmedren]

I like how the missed paintball shots at 7:05 make a :( face

[uusaasta1]

Why doesen't the janitor want to put that picture of the hospital to Elliot's new office? :D

[Danluna58]

@uusaasta1 have you forgotten entirely about the huge crush he had/has on her.

[SweepStakes11]

TedShot!!

[sanddogman]

My lips taste funny

[MasterChi269]

no elliot is a total bitch



[TheRandomness96]

Yes...... That was sooooo lucky LOL

[bein18rulz]

there aren't any cameras over here (gestures to the camera) XD

[LemonySkates]

haha the end made me laugh my ass off

[ladylova12]

All jd's sneaks be hot.

[3dlpcman]

Carla is the bitchiest and probably least funny character on the show.

[fifoffjfufs]

In another episode JD says something along the lines of "that's my me time hand" in reference to his left hand, yet he claims to use his right hand here. For shame.

[NightHawk92929]

Totally agree about dane cook, i mean he has no punch lines!

[ihussain81]

i wish the hospital i worked in was half as fun as this one....its lame being a doctor in real life

[StretchGargan]

That was soooooooooo lucky! lmaooo!

[FrankieSayRelaxxx1]

Who else thought Cox said: Doctors look like "wrecks" not Rex?

[TheLastRainShadow]

"Elliot is a bitch

Carla is a bitch

Jordan is a bitch

Kim is a bitch"

Yes, I understood that you hate all of the women on this show.

So just shut the fuck up about it goddammit.

[Music529Lover]

I thought Carla had a C-section, why would she need ice packs?

[Elenamarie2017]

@Music529Lover the baby was in her uderus . duuuuuuhhh ..

[TheAwesome45]

@Elenamarie2017 You mean uterus? Fail

[TheMissAppel]

'My lips tastes weird.' XD

[thatisjustawesome]

When I leave school I want to be a ruggist.

[MyChemicalWassage]

whats charlie's cell phone number? 1800catsarelame?! XD

[05290066]

i can't believe kim doesn't give a shit when JD's nose is bleeding!

[Falconpunch2]

code pink XD HAHAHAHAHA

[SmileyMcCrazy]

painter. Call Janitor.

[TheRandomness96]

Didnt Carla Have a C Section

[CanadianGunslinger11]

lol Middle Reliever, Janitor can do anything

[seravox]

0 dislikes neat

[Andy7157]

Listen up you ugly bastard lol

[qmelian]

0:32 lol at jd entering the room like a superhero

[halofable574]

code pink someone stole a baby

[mjbuffum]

Wow, Carla is a bitch

[pockyprincess12]

@mjbuffum she also just had a baby

[HiggsyAndGinge]

@pockyprincess12 she'd moan like fuck when she gets out of there and they're broke.

[Dan68ish]

@mjbuffum no she just had a baby

[CatFlashBlue]

@mjbuffum If you're referring to the beginning about Carla's hospital stay, it was realistic for her character: 1. pregnancy and childbirth is the most disturbing supposedly "natural" thing for a human being. It. Fucks. Women. Up.

2. Carla is pretty damn strong, with some slight selfishness here and there.

[elptalk]

@CatFlashBlue Thank. You. I'm so sick of people saying Carla is a bitch. They should really wait until they watch the whole episode before passing judgement on her...

[TheEdenEye]

@elptalk Why she is a huge bitch doesn't change the fact that she is still a massive bitch.

[rahl182]

@CatFlashBlue agreed.

[rahl182]

@mjbuffum She just gave birth.... You and 16 people are totally fucked relationship wise if you have a kid. Your wife will haaate you.

[kosacco92]

@mjbuffum as always...

[uuqela]

Oh my god, she likes me.

[Howler54]

100-CATS-ARE-LAME

[sentimoko]

I keep lulling when JD puts his leg up during kissing

[MrAqeelafshari]

Well whats it called?

Frickelfart90...

[bobthemiler457]

Dane cook is funny

[utsumi666]

@bobthemiler457 sorry for the thumbs down, but perry cox's words are law. so dane isnt funny XD

[indycolt52492]

But this IS a tv show...

[onyxwings]

Elliot is such a self involved drama queen sometimes. She's not entitled to everyone making a huge deal out of her joining a private practice, when her office is across the hall.

[ComradeCrusty]

I like dog girl.

[blizzy00]

" Iv' Been Hit.."

ROFL Ted

[youngmfcrak]

THANK YOU JOHN(DR.COX'S) DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

[youngmfcrak]

HOUSE IS MILDLY SMART HIS EGO IS THE GENIUS NOT HIM THE RISKS HE TAKE WOULD HAVE ANY DOCTOR FIRED NO MATTER WHAT THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH IS SERIOUS THING

[nwolwo]

how come jd doesnt wear the coat

[aneagle1000]

@nwolwo because the janitor would just coppy him again

[Mrrunescapeaddict100]

lol the babies peace sign response to turk, epic!!!111

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

Frickle fart 90!! BESTT PART hahahaha

[princessmariam1]

lol 3:33 to 3:37

[spsj2009]

"Chin up you ugly bastard"

[alimanslayer]

hey dane cook is funny 

[LadyLatias]

Carla is already showing the first signs of her depression. =(

[Nami1503]

I don't know why Cox hates House so much since their personality are so much alike

[TheRealWasteland3r]

@Nami1503 That's the joke, haha XD

[jamiejohnson2196]

That was soooooo lucky

[madsencarlb]

Why DOES anyone on the planet actually think Dane Cook is funny?

[TheAlexANGST]

@madsencarlb Use to think he was hilarious... When I was merely a child. Now, there's so many comedians who are better.

[rahl182]

@madsencarlb I used to think he was hilarious.

[masterlee2005]

lmaooo ted at the end lol

[KisiroKitsune]

@purplecookiellama If by "genius" you mean "overrated and boring", then I agree.

[Elfynina]

Ted at the end falling just crackes me up so bad i cry !!

[Puppy41H]

I hate this same song they use for every love scene, it's beginning to be very, very annoying.

[Igarappappa]

6:57 good question

[ForzaAquila]

had to agree with kelso

[JET1ism]

chin up ya ugly bastard

[UGotYoutub]

7:06-7:15 ... oh ted...

[mikehouse357]

PAINTER

CALL: JANITOR

[TheEyesOfNye]

Why DOES anyone think Dane Cook is funny?

[houdini2233]

@TheEyesOfNye Because the teleprompter in front of the studio audience tells them so.

[MrWestham365]

"I've been hit"

Ted's such a legend!

[SquishyKiller]

7:02 paint makes a frowny face

[CyanideSpittle]

They look like recks...Rex...Get it?

[ThisIsMyReflection]

@marissawtts Sooo you're having a discussion about weather Huddy's going to get back together on a Scrubs episode? xD Not that I'm disagreeing, I'm absolutely obsessed with House.

[228Warrior]

FreckleFart90..xD i love this show!!

[k9DaAV]

"chin up ya ugly bastard."

[yelyahkellianne]

HAHAHAHAHA Ted getting hit with the paintball gun was the highlight of my day :P

[appletinihamshire]

I don't know why, but I can't stand Lisa. I can't really stand any TV character named Lisa I've known of.

[TraineeHero]

@appletinihamshire What about Lisa Cuddy?

[TraineeHero]

@appletinihamshire What about Lisa Cuddy?

[appletinihamshire]

@TraineeHero not a fan. i'm neutral, though; i don't watch house. i just can't stand this lisa or lisa simpson lols

[marissawtts]

@TraineeHero cuddy's a bitch

[TraineeHero]

@marissawtts Can we agree to disagree on that point? I know she can be bitchy, but House is also a jerk, that's what makes them good characters and so good for each other. But I can totally see where you're coming from.

[marissawtts]

@TraineeHero yea true. the only reason i say that is cuz when she broke up with him, she said it was because he wouldnt be able to "take care of her" which i personally think is pretty bitchy. but hey, to each their own

[TraineeHero]

@marissawtts Yeah, but you just know they're going to be back together eventually. I hated the way she broke up with him too, that just wasn't fair, he was trying so hard. I can also see why she would be scared though, given his history, but they are just too good together to quit.

I mean, come on! He fought zombies in his sleep for her!

[marissawtts]

@TraineeHero haha ikr! with his cool cane gun thing

[TraineeHero]

@marissawtts Swiss Army Cane!

[marissawtts]

@TraineeHero haha exactly

[jonnyOtheOstrawberry]

Lol awsome star name :D

[appletinihamshire]

@jonnyOtheOstrawberry I wish my boyfriend would call me FreckleFart90.

[DeusExMachina10001]

I am not sure why Kelso not talking to you would be a bad thing.

[marissawtts]

6:17 i laughed :)

[marissawtts]

4:26 - 4:28 what does kelso say?

[TenaciousShredder]

@marissawtts Mi Hospital is su hospital.

[appletinihamshire]

@marissawtts Mi hospital es su hospital = My hospital is your hospital.

[marissawtts]

@appletinihamshire ik what it means i just didnt know what he said

[marissawtts]

dane cook is fuckin hilarious!

[ignacio560]

somebody else's baby? LOL

[YumikoOomako]

Dane cook is funny

[Sooshy123]

Dane Cook is funny...

[PanickyNine]

7:10 - BOOM! TED-SHOT!

[Irondarn]

3:28 - 3:38

BEST SCENE EVAR XD

[Mangaboy94]

I wasn't finished

"pushes JD in to the wall"

Blood running from his nose

[rlog41]

7:05 the paint makes a sad face lol

[ichwarich1]

Code pink ^^

[dammyboy89]

Have been hit......lol

[swimteamizzle1114]

Everyone call 526-4867 (Janitor!)

You can get painting, rugs, and so much more!

[marissawtts]

house IS a genius

[utsumi666]

@marissawtts house is a genious only cus the writers made him that. but yeah, its a great show. i love it too, but if you look at it from reality and human emotion side, this show is much more then house.

[marissawtts]

@utsumi666 well yeah, house isnt a real person so. and i agree with you i love this show more because its funny and emotional and its more than just a medical show

[jokerfavcard]

i got a gift card for itunes and i have enough money left over to buy 2 scrubs episodes i need help choosing to because they are all soo amazing!!!

[kjjejones42]

7:11

TEDSHOT

[yankees032778]

Anyone know which episode of House that carbon monoxide thing was in? Or was it made up?

[amusiclover92]

@yankees032778

it was the one where foreman almost dies,they talked about it in the ddx...i think, not sure on that though

[KillerGuitar007]

Elliots an idiot

[lprisecaru]

DANE COOK IS FUNNY!

[dawntwist]

carla is so selfish, honestly.

[dawntwist]

lol cox "this isn't a tv show"

[RatsMyHeart]

Kim tore everything apart by taking that job. Nobody seems to realize what she's putting him through by moving away. She's making him choose between staying where he likes it with all of his friends, or moving with her to stay with his baby.

What a bitch.

[MyNamezTrl]

hahahaha ted's pathetic reaction when he is hit on the head is priceless! im sure he thought he was assassinated. XD

[zeroguepirate]

This isn't a TV show, there aren't cameras over there...

Alright Dr. Cox. We all believe you. ;)

[RVBROCKS1]

@Jilker "it's filming you cox!" read what you wrote

[RVBROCKS1]

that was the quickest intro ever

[PraDUH13]

Cuase all the women in my family go crazy

yeah but-

I WASNT FINISHED!!!!

[Jilker]

"There are no cameras over here"

How can Dr. Cox miss that one in front of him. There's a camera on the other side of your patients bed!! It's filming you Cox!

[relafen66]

Dude why is the volume so low..... its ruining it

[lamlouis670]

whats with the crappy sound quality in this season?

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

Dr. Cox's comment about Dane Cook was spot-on.

[SofiaWINS]

Lisa and Lonny should hook up....they would make the ultimate bitch couple.

[IndianaBoy84]

ted is so funny he barely has to say anything to make me crack up

[AwesomeJambo]

@joeyer5 that's the joke

[lukassnakeman]

just shut that, lol

[joeyer5]

2:40 - 3:00

P.S Dr. Cox. says medical mysterys don't happen every week but just take:

The Orange man :D

That Woman from My Musical ( 2 Episodes Later)

Are just 2 people with medical mystery's

[Kenzorrr]

I think Dr.Cox just pwnd House

[MBGamingLegends]

doctors damn sure don't look like models

GA reference?

[DragonofthePen]

Janitor didn't make her hold up the picture.

[randomvideos91]

is elliot getting prettier?? i mean just over the seasons

[SickOfFashion]

"This isn't a TV show, there aren't any cameras over here," *gestures towards cameras*

[RatsMyHeart]

The House and Grey's Anatomy references are too damn funny.

[Ghostbrass]

Chin up you ugly bastard! LMAO!!

[IRNBRUBOY100]

lol ted getting shot in the head < ryhmes like this if ur not gay lmao

[tkd0326]

I WASN FINISHED! -my lips taste funny...

[SamLovesFriemds]

HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE :DDDD<3

[CanadianBeaverJerky]

"If you want to solve a real mystery go ahead and figure out whose taking my New York Times every morning or better yet...how about why anybody on the planet actually thimks Dane Cook is funny" Gotta love the Coxer!!

[CanadianBeaver2]

that baby turk stole is the coolest baby evar!

[helsmify]

3:34-3:39 is highlarious. the baby

[ExSoldierSith]

Lol True House is like a mystery show and nothing like Scrubs, but there both different. Scrubs is still 10 times better.

[EyhSteve]

Cox is waaay cooler than House!

[nickz0rz]

Thats it, I'm whacking both of you.

Chin up ugly bastard.

''Painter, call janitor''

''Ruggist, call Janitor''

[copynin08]

" how about anyone on the planet thinks Dane Cook is funny!"

so true, classic perry

[LadyLatias]

I love how he kinda breaks the fourth wall with that camera comment.

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

@LadyLatias He didn't break the fourth wall at all, nor did he come close to it. It was more ironic than anything else.

[19311978]

the end brought tears to my eyes!!!  " I've been hit! " LMAO!!!

[cameranianhadlock]

i wonder why dr.cox doesn't think dane cook is funny

[VooDooXII]

@cameranianhadlock

Because he isn't...

[iliket0bike]

HAHAHAHA the end

"ive been hit"

[BTRluvr]

"That's it, I'm Waking both of you!"

I <3 Dr.Cox! Dr. Perry Cox for President XD

[benbarnes89]

@BTRluvr yea i can just see it in the news papers 'daily rants of dr cox' ha i'd love to see that happen