If Jesus exists. one this is for sure. he loves everyone and everything. but at this point. he probably HATES Youtube. I swear when he returns to Earth. Someone gnna try to get it on film and he is going to be PISSED!
I seen something on the moon like a week ago, It was weird looking and very obvious, I ask my friend if he seen it and he said go put on your tin foil hat, so I wasn't sure I it was just me or if he seen it to, he is an atheist by the way and every thing I try to tell him he just says it's a conspiracy theory, he can be annoying at times well all the time, any way that shit was weird what I saw and maybe it was the same as this video....
@Jesussavemeplease dude y ur soo rude too me. so wat.. you mean jesus didnt waank??? well humans do get orgasimic doesnt matter if he/she is holy person or not... jusus was just a human..he eat, slept, shiited, cried, and waanked...ok..yes he loved youpoorn.com ok
I am so rude to you? Child, you wouldn't know what rudeness was even if it hit you in the face. Stop taking your anger out on Jesus because your father abused you when you were a child. Get education, you act like an whore.
This is my last reply to you. I do not interact with rape victims.
I saw Jesus in my omelet this morning. Then the guy at the next table saw Satan in his pancakes. Dude, when those two finally saw each other the h*t hit the fan! Satan called up some homeboys and JC had his Archangels all over the place. I just wanted to eat my damned breakfast.
After he got nailed to the cross he got sick of us all humans and thought "fuck this, I'll go to the moon"... and so indeed he did. He stands there still, on that exact same place, sending hope and love telepathicly to all christians around the world, but espcecially to americans, wich is the greatest nationality there is. Way to go my beloved zealots. This is what you choose to believe in.
@V1DE0 jesus is the Son of Marvin the martian, you goddam idiot, it's in the bible!!!!! Why do you think you can see jesus so clearly in this footage?
it was light on a rocky hill
tommywood34 7 months ago
If Jesus exists. one this is for sure. he loves everyone and everything. but at this point. he probably HATES Youtube. I swear when he returns to Earth. Someone gnna try to get it on film and he is going to be PISSED!
DBonesMusic 8 months ago
there´s a new rio de janeiro on the moon
dny619 9 months ago
I seen something on the moon like a week ago, It was weird looking and very obvious, I ask my friend if he seen it and he said go put on your tin foil hat, so I wasn't sure I it was just me or if he seen it to, he is an atheist by the way and every thing I try to tell him he just says it's a conspiracy theory, he can be annoying at times well all the time, any way that shit was weird what I saw and maybe it was the same as this video....
DJxSGGxNeo 9 months ago
Since the whole concept of belief in invisible, magical superfriends is loony, luna would be the logical place for such sighting.
ndrthrdr1 10 months ago
Jesus Christ he's tall if he can be seen , even through a telescope
3dgun 11 months ago
ha ha ha thats so funny
APRILIAxRIDES 11 months ago
Jesus is the master of all the humanity
MrMikeblue 1 year ago
hey! brothers and sister! Jesus jamas se detendria en el lado oscuro de la luna. you are crazy, very crazy. jejeje
Felipe77777771 1 year ago
Thats clearly not jesus, it clearly looks nothing like a raptor.
boonw 1 year ago
If you watch close enough,you can distinguish jesus' boner.
kommobi 1 year ago
hmm...WHY THE HELL WOULD JESUS BE ON THE MOON?!?
moron...
dvspro123 1 year ago
STUPID.
CrankDatPipe 1 year ago
You would think the son of God would find a better place to stand around. Maybe he needs directions on how to get back to earth..
Sleepyhouse44 1 year ago
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Sleepyhouse44 1 year ago
WOW
toonybunny6 1 year ago
damn dude r u somking weed or somthing lol
Shadow1177x 1 year ago
This thing is to big for a Person!!!Fake...!!
kkvaleb 1 year ago
@8358966 Yeah, it is a "creator" Jesus. You just PWND yourself. Loser.
DangerD205 1 year ago
dude i saw jesus waanking at the subway....and also there was juses face on my shiit the other day but flashed it..
2012sDude 1 year ago
@2012sDude
What you saw was your father. My video proves God exists scientifically and no atheist can disprove the video.
Farewell.
Jesussavemeplease 1 year ago
@Jesussavemeplease dude y ur soo rude too me. so wat.. you mean jesus didnt waank??? well humans do get orgasimic doesnt matter if he/she is holy person or not... jusus was just a human..he eat, slept, shiited, cried, and waanked...ok..yes he loved youpoorn.com ok
2012sDude 1 year ago
@2012sDude
I am so rude to you? Child, you wouldn't know what rudeness was even if it hit you in the face. Stop taking your anger out on Jesus because your father abused you when you were a child. Get education, you act like an whore.
This is my last reply to you. I do not interact with rape victims.
Goodbye.
Jesussavemeplease 1 year ago
i dont see it
xxXsouthparkfreakxxX 1 year ago
Why is He.. standing sideways?
KenBT214 1 year ago
the spot in question wasnt moving at all, so I'm going with light being reflected off of part of a crater
darkmarshall 1 year ago
looks like WWEs Edge
TheJOKERAgentChaos 1 year ago
Its Chuck Norris.
StatiXuK499 1 year ago
@StatiXuK499 lmao, that was a good one. everybody knows chuck put all the craters in the moon.
metalbornmetalbred 1 year ago
no jesus.. this is superman... fireeeee~
kambing2901 2 years ago
Anyone who thinks that is Jesus is deluded. I live in a place called reality.
xIronWarlordx 2 years ago
@xIronWarlordx It is jesus. I asked him. He told me. So who's deluded now? HA
superfishle 1 year ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!Jesus can live in Space!!!!
80schikANDrockrgal 2 years ago
what if jesus was a frog lol
skatereatsmonster 2 years ago
i never knew jesus was 10 miles big 0_o
Germanboy567 2 years ago
lol thats what i was gona say, he must be fuckin huge!
ILLER121 2 years ago
I saw Jesus in my omelet this morning. Then the guy at the next table saw Satan in his pancakes. Dude, when those two finally saw each other the h*t hit the fan! Satan called up some homeboys and JC had his Archangels all over the place. I just wanted to eat my damned breakfast.
The apocalypse is messy business.
IYAMNI 2 years ago
someone left a mexican on the moon
bennyhill33 2 years ago
puto chinga tu madre
ismael11able 2 years ago
man your right, jesus feels depressed as heck when people put up videos like this
parkourguy123 2 years ago
I know, WTH is wrong with people these days.
Rox159th 2 years ago
:DDDDDDDDDddd
Ahahahahhha :DDDDDDdddd oh god :P thats such a huge jesus :D
JazzyScorpion 2 years ago
damn, we are so ungly that jesus went to the moon
MortallicA91 2 years ago
LOL, so it looks like jesus appears everywhere, I am sure the bastard is in my SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sam666my 2 years ago
After he got nailed to the cross he got sick of us all humans and thought "fuck this, I'll go to the moon"... and so indeed he did. He stands there still, on that exact same place, sending hope and love telepathicly to all christians around the world, but espcecially to americans, wich is the greatest nationality there is. Way to go my beloved zealots. This is what you choose to believe in.
bukovoima 2 years ago
?????????????????? WTF
bmjxtreme 3 years ago
WHAT IF JESUS IS AN ALIEN!!!!
V1DE0 3 years ago 6
HaHAha!!
nice thought
bythenine333 2 years ago
@V1DE0 jesus is the Son of Marvin the martian, you goddam idiot, it's in the bible!!!!! Why do you think you can see jesus so clearly in this footage?
666Pestilince666 1 year ago
@V1DE0 if jesus is an alien then go to hell
James53414 1 year ago
@V1DE0 WHAT IF JESUS IS THE SON OF AN ALIEN, HOW DO YOU THINK MARY GOT PREGNANT WITHOUT SEX? ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION?!? DON"T YOU THINK?
TheThunders11 1 year ago
Thats a motha fukin big jesus! Maybe there are some aliens that took on our religions
V1DE0 3 years ago 2
you saw a capped crusader......lol
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
Thats not Jesus you moron. Thats Mr. Rogers you A-hole
Moonbogg 3 years ago
no more Green Jeans for you...
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
wow i mean this just shows that God is there at night watching over everyone of us
demokid716 3 years ago
el oh el
MonTag666 3 years ago
thanks for watching, may god be with you...heh
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
it could be a ghost or something that can't be jesus
saifrulz12 3 years ago
editted?
deafy321 3 years ago
from the moon, through celestron 8SE telescope,through cam..non-edited
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
what.
bluecheezi8 3 years ago
how. (jesus statue 150' feet high on the moon)
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
OK, I see the moon. Where's Jesus? Should I be looking for a cross or something?
JamesMorlan 3 years ago
look again, added annotation,left of the largest creator..
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
We are looking at light and shadows on the moon and all of a sudden it becomes jesus?
I can look at clouds and see all kinds of things using my imagination.
ReneeNme 3 years ago 2
an yet you looked towards the moon...
YoudSayOmg 3 years ago
maybe its a astronuat
orichic51 3 years ago 5