Charlie Brooker Broadsheet Rant

[MacraStraba]

@0:08

Oh, how I love hypocritical humour.

[BlankVellum]

@MacraStraba I think it's called ironic humour.

[drplbiftin]

@MacraStraba facepalm

[MacraStraba]

@drplbiftin Something tells me I didn't phrase the last comment right.

[Ghefly]

I love how he's ranting at the newspaper he writes for haha.

[RFID666]

@0ddiumWanderus That 1 is for you.

[IKilledElviss]

Yeah, a bloody wall chart, that's gonna be good isn't it!? Why don't you stick that on your stupid bloody wall, yer prick???? GO ON, DO THAT! LOOK AT THAT SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THAT MAKES YER LIFE YER CUNT!!! YOU CUNT!!!!

[terminegger]

@IKilledElviss Yep, thanks mate, but we did just hear it, only mere moments ago.

Or perhaps you're providing some sort of subtitle service for the hearing impaired...?

[MrEifla]

YOU C**T!!!!! YOU C**-

[icecreamscuseme]

I actually don't mind opinion pieces in newspapers as long as they are clearly labelled as being so and don't infiltrate actual news stories. Those wall charts seem fucking ridiculous though.

[1mcool]

0.27 clockwork bum.

[LambHamb]

Where can I get one of those posters? Seriously.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

0:09 OH THE IRONY

[E3tiger]

@ProudToBeNerdy I'm pretty sure that was intentional. 

[EchoPark69]

@ProudToBeNerdy ughh, you don't understand. Get out.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

@EchoPark69 Of course I understand, no-one's that thick. I was being sarcastic.

[Terramax]

I'm so glad he moans about these smug twats in the papers. It's been a pet hate of mine for years. No, I don't want to know what your opinion of X Factor is. I'm capable of making my own conclusions, thanks.

[XBR4Da]

GO ON , DO THAT, LOOK AT THAT, SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE YOU CUNT!!!

[DynamicScherzo]

The warthog shall inherit teh earth

[JustAboutCrazy]

0:09 its CB!

[squizznut]

can anyone tell me which series / episode this is from??

i thought id seen all of charlies show but i dont recognize this..

I MUST KNOW IF THERE IS MORE CB THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN !! I MUST!!!!!!!

[piggyakaben]

@squizznut Its one of the early episodes of Newswipe, somewhere in the first series I'm guessing

[thepigclub]

I looked at a toy soldier yesterday. 1 down, 24 to go. but where to find a clockwork bum?

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

theres only 21 items on the chart

[OneAndForAll]

I wonder where I can get clockwork bums

[PSXDubai12]

I just love seeing Brooker flip out when it comes to wall charts

[pacbizkit]

i love charlie brooker, but not to sure about havin him as supreme ruler; he'd execute every common idiot in the land, n while i h8 them also, i do value life and a more moderate sentence for fools lol

[foreverhaunted04]

i'm sorry, but my favourite bit is when he talks about his warthog scowl.... genius =)

[fleamarket3000]

I love it when he flips out

[Cernus2]

lol, this is his best rant just because of how angry he gets over something as mundane as a wallchart!

[kalvaza]

Love how he's stayed on BBC4. I guess it's so he's stealthily hidden away from the oh-so easily offended. :D

[mrshnitburg]

Brooker for PM, king and Emperor of the world.

[tardishippie]

As long im in his hareem !! woo hoo

[Vix847]

@mrshnitburg With Assistant, Prince, and Vice Emperor Maddox.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@mrshnitburg Dont forget ULTRA EMPEROR OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!

[aoifeb54]

@mrshnitburg but then the idots would be winning