O&A - Patrice on Chinese People & Chinatown (2/5)

[echoplex89]

but Puerto Rico isn't an independent state. lol

[sexywhitebriefs]

dr. steve brule; love it!

[ivandag510]

NO the customer is not always right some times they deserve it. the customer is always right when they are polite.

[Tigerlily21]

lmao "to start to do it is like a science project". I loved Patrice's observations.

[Tigerlily21]

He said Puerto Ricans are the white people of hispanics. Sounds weird. But I kind of get what he means. Except I think Cubans are more of the white people of hispanics. lol.

[godofthisshit]

@Tigerlily21

Cubans are not U.S citizens. Ricans are, you can't deport them.

[Iceber9]

@Tigerlily21 Totally agree. especially the ones who were wealthy before the revolution. Next up I would say Argentina. Puerto Ricans have way too much African History to call them that. lol

[lucky44124]

07:58 is the funniest line about Indian Women= fat jeanie pig ... wow LOL :)

[MechaRogers]

Micks and Guineas can suck it.

[544001]

Oh dude nice Steve Brule in the house

[Akstin44]

Why the fuck does Opie have to repeat himself 3-4 times on every point he tries to make? He is so fucking annoying sometimes.

[blackezi3]

@Pooternackle5 Idk. I live in NY, and theres plenty of Filipinos girls there. They're fuckin sexy

[MikeDeFi]

Can someone settle this for me: I've slept with 3 asians so far, and 2 of them were named Paddy. So my question is: Is it common for asians to name their children after a major food source?

[cooperunionstud]

this guy obviously had an crush on an asian girl, and was rejected, now he is a hater lol



[Jocef]

@cooperunionstud Either you're a woman, or you're gay! Make a pick because that comment was just too much!

[cooperunionstud]

@Jocef you are right i am gay, sorry to have offended you.... youu can live a normal life now.. go on..

[goldpants504]

@Jocef Epic gaydar. Looking at his comment, that thought would have never even crossed my mind.Well done.

[Jocef]

@goldpants504 Much appreciated!

[angryRed69]

Patrice is the man!

[pakk82]

@Pooternackle5 haha

[pakk82]

@Pooternackle5 thats not nice, i lived in that country for couple years and they were nice.

[Redemptioner123]

Oh, thank god Patrice at least understands Asian's a little. I'd almost given up hope on the first part of the video. I also find it so amusing that soy sauce seems to be such a big problem among them. LOL.

[JRuffinelli]

Damn, if he thinks Chinese people are bad... he obviously hasn't dealt with Filipinos. Flips are worse by fathoms.

[surnamematt]

god, get over it you pussies

[musicman02]

Australian asians are probably better than San Fran asians.

[CrypticVision]

LOL! I'm Puerto Rican and that's so true!

[Autoctonal]

White people are the white people of Latin American

[SEMICHUCK]

you need sticky rice for sushi

[iscream22]

This shit is making me crave some chinese food. Now i gotta smoke a fat bowl and get me some sesame chicken/boneless spare ribs and white rice take out

[burningknuckle26]

Jap r small. South east Asians on the other hand....

[seka1986]

@burningknuckle26 The south eastern woodlands elves are pretty small.

[Chnamanjx]

@dslcobra Forced? Give me a break, she's weak. She should have left him, buy a gun and threaten to shoot him if he goes after her.

Now, she's just having an affair behind his back, so she's dishonest and in the wrong too.

[DrRemulack]

Is that Dr. Steve Bruhl adultswim show any good? I saw one episode and it was just weird and lame. Is John C. Reilly really that good as Dr. Steve?

[TomMSTie]

One time I called in an order, and - oh boy - when she read the order back to me, I tried as hard as I could to really REALLY understand every word she said, but I swear to god, Fried Dumplings sound just like Franks and Beans.

I wish I spoke Mandarin Chinese (the most wildly spoken dialect), because I have a theory that when the employees speak their native language, they're making fun of me. I imagine they're saying, "Hey fatty's back. He wants more Lo Mein to fill his fat ass!"

[FayeValentine666]

Japan is the America of Asia. Everyone hates them.

[aliensexgangchildren]

@FayeValentine666 and like America they are hated because they are dominate, America took Japan's military dominance away but they still have it when it comes to technology and even cars

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@FayeValentine666 As a Chinaman, I love their country and technology but I hate the people, what they did in WWII and all the strange shit they're into.

[lockwoodisafaggot]

@FayeValentine666 because they get it fucking done. 

[Filiolus]

@FayeValentine666 cunt fuck a goat

[CBrusich]

Holic, dude Thanks man, this shit is great!