anyone else ever hold a baby puppy or kitten in there hand and the idea of " I could just snap its neck or crush it in my hands with no effort...... it would be so easy" or am I the only one?! XD LOL
@howlbigbadwolf I do... o.o I love my dog though, I'd never let anyone hurt him or hurt him myself. But the thought does cross my mind that I could choke him or snap his neck if I wanted to. I'd never do it though, I actually love animals. I got sent here from reddit where they were talking about how airplane pilots think about how easy it would be to ram the plane into the ground if they wanted.
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"Hey Bill, wanna come to the cookout? Y'know, maybe you could bring that potato salad that was such a big hit last year--ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS, BODIES JUST STREWN ABOUT--You should really go, then! Amy's gonna be there, you could strike up a conversation, maybe hook up with her--NO INDICATION HE EVEN TRIED TO STOP!"
lmao. man i think of stuff like that all the time. i was on my way to my dads house one time and saw these two people talking beside a golf cart and one guy had his back facing me. i just thought "what if i just drive into that guy... tear his legs off at the knee, break his back and maybe get caught under the car and dragged for a couple yards".
i started laughing at how fucked up that thought was. that guy had no idea what the driver of the passing car was thinking lol.
hey bill, wanna come to the cookout, maybe you could bring that potato salad was such a big hit last year, ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!!
Yeah, I remember seeing that one. Even though they are similar jokes, their deliveries are completely different. As much as I love Jim, I like Bills delivery for being more sadistic and psychotic.
@anp81 I don't think with bill it was intentional (unlike the shit dane cook does to louis ck) I think bill was just randomly thinking this shit one day and it happens to be a little similar
Scary thing is, there are more people than Bill with the same thought driving on every street.
pretorious700 3 months ago
what is it with youtube and people quoting entire clips in the comments
trioxinforlunch 4 months ago
@trioxinforlunch no life
pretorious700 3 months ago
anyone else ever hold a baby puppy or kitten in there hand and the idea of " I could just snap its neck or crush it in my hands with no effort...... it would be so easy" or am I the only one?! XD LOL
howlbigbadwolf 4 months ago
@howlbigbadwolf I do... o.o I love my dog though, I'd never let anyone hurt him or hurt him myself. But the thought does cross my mind that I could choke him or snap his neck if I wanted to. I'd never do it though, I actually love animals. I got sent here from reddit where they were talking about how airplane pilots think about how easy it would be to ram the plane into the ground if they wanted.
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Andrettysky 1 year ago
bill burr is the funniest man in the plannet
TNAisWWEv2 1 year ago
lmao! "no indication he even tried to stop!"
billdotrieve1 1 year ago
"Hey Bill, wanna come to the cookout? Y'know, maybe you could bring that potato salad that was such a big hit last year--ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS, BODIES JUST STREWN ABOUT--You should really go, then! Amy's gonna be there, you could strike up a conversation, maybe hook up with her--NO INDICATION HE EVEN TRIED TO STOP!"
WaitersAreTraitors 1 year ago 14
I'm on the cover of Newsweek! hahahahahahahaha.
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago
This is the funniest bit I've ever heard
mjnotso98 1 year ago
i do have thoughts like that & it makes me feel weirdly normal that it's not just me!!
flykicks14 1 year ago
I love Bill Burr, but anp81 has a point: youtube dot com/watch?v=uIvGLOJPels&p=85D694C1BEC1D200&playnext=1&index=34
pji1979 1 year ago
Post the jim carrey video then
MrLongSofty 1 year ago
This guy writes his own material brAH
MrLongSofty 1 year ago
lmao. man i think of stuff like that all the time. i was on my way to my dads house one time and saw these two people talking beside a golf cart and one guy had his back facing me. i just thought "what if i just drive into that guy... tear his legs off at the knee, break his back and maybe get caught under the car and dragged for a couple yards".
i started laughing at how fucked up that thought was. that guy had no idea what the driver of the passing car was thinking lol.
frollun2 1 year ago
OMG 0_o i have thought that while driving so many times but never had the courage to do it
Tucker11208 1 year ago
@Tucker11208 good lol
AckAttack77 1 year ago
LOL
krattos92 1 year ago
The entire DVD was hysterical, but during this part had we had tears running down our faces. He's such a funny guy!
ThinkPink92 1 year ago
His voice when hes changing his voice makes him sound like that one guy from Whitest Kids u Know. i forget his name
CameronWasmund 1 year ago
@CameronWasmund I know exactly who you're talking about. I think his name is Timmy. It's something along those lines I know that.
DarkPuppy12994 1 year ago
Bill Burr is just...he's fucking hillarious!
Bugsy99 1 year ago
FUCKING HALARIOUS
killakidd95 2 years ago 6
your momma
WKaliberr 2 years ago
Bill Burr is awesome! I have some clips from his Monday morning podcast on my page.
PaperBagBandits 2 years ago 4
hey bill, wanna come to the cookout, maybe you could bring that potato salad was such a big hit last year, ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!!
qfour20 2 years ago 51
I don't wanna be that guy but that's Jim Carrey's joke from one of his 90's routines
anp81 2 years ago 3
Yeah, I remember seeing that one. Even though they are similar jokes, their deliveries are completely different. As much as I love Jim, I like Bills delivery for being more sadistic and psychotic.
kguy1 2 years ago 29
You know somewhere I could see that?
Scythin 2 years ago
Would you know somewhere I could see that?
Scythin 2 years ago 2
@anp81 Really? Jim Carrey was funny at one time?
NothingSacred27 1 year ago
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maxkat99 1 year ago
@anp81 i dont remember this. there a video somewhere online that you can post. that way you dont have to be "that guy".
mrfncreol 11 months ago
@anp81 got a link? I'd love to see Jim Carrey's version.
mlosonsky 8 months ago
@anp81 I don't think with bill it was intentional (unlike the shit dane cook does to louis ck) I think bill was just randomly thinking this shit one day and it happens to be a little similar
Standard420247 1 month ago
"they get the wipers going...they make a ay out of it"
HA!
darcskies777 2 years ago 7
NO INDICATION OF EVEN TRYING TO STOP!
m1garand77 2 years ago 41
Hahaha this is my favorite part of this Bill Burr standup special lol
Xather15 2 years ago
I LMFAOed from this! One of my favorite bits from this guy.
GHRYNO 2 years ago
lol! hes funny!
Fifth!
xjessi69x 2 years ago
one of the most horrific scenes in years!!!
chrismcallister2006 2 years ago
a little freddie....
guessmypw 2 years ago
NO INDICATION OF EVEN TRYING TO STOP
emol24 2 years ago 4
FIRST.... also great comedian
casadilla366 2 years ago