How to Have "The Talk" With Your Kids

[Devranderya]

Today hide a turkish man behind my house.He attack me with his minds.The Turk is a psychopath.

[exbertgameingz]

umm nalts dude u have the scary maze game pic in that bar thing......just saying

[dylanprice00]

i have that couch ahhah

[crossbowftw]

@TrueLoveWaits1001 according to all of the others I am dead

[cuteNADA1992]

I wonder how you guys knew about it ?! without the talk :P

[starose6]

this is weird

[Tarz00081]

whats the.....talk about

[theplock99]

@Tarz00081 sex.

[supaseth8989]

wow it was a joke people.... he is explaining to his kids how he uploads his videos and they are SO INTERESTED(as you can tell) FYI - That was a joke to the slower ones in the group.

Nalts i found it humerous... sorry for some of the other comments..... people dont even get jokes anymore if the punchline isn't obsciene (Sorry bad spelling) Keep it up.

[baw211]

just striaght up tell the kid it know big deal god fuckin damm ppl

[Titina7183]

haha. that was an easy talk Nalts! Imagine giving them the talk when they´re awake :P

[Funtertain]

lol

[ADayWithAndrew]

What music is that?

[Monkeymaster4532]

u cant even hear what hes saying

sucked...

[00iCrazy00]

your not supposed to... It's just supposed to be something in the background. The video jut show them sleeping and he's having "the talk"

[serridgeas]

thats y theres the music he's not actually giving the kids "the talk"

[kidmuso]

........*blank*

[Ladeebug59]

Oooooooookay, retarded.

[bencuxac]

wtf i cudent hear a word that was the worst looking vid ive ever seen boring!!

[Peanutslayer2]

weenis

[browniebetz76]

what was this guy saying?!lol still cool

[nanotechmom]

pretty funny! with my son he'd go "mom,dad, come here let me talk to you, sit here next to me" (& the conversation has to be in his bedroom & we'd all sit on the kid stools);

he does this every time he knows he's done wrong. lol

[soulzzz222]

lol thats pretty funny

[yamo25000]

wow that's hilarious,rofl

[jawharp1992]

haha i remember watching this when it came out. :P

[baltazaroz]

They're really good listeners nalts,

it's not easy to grow up your kids like the way you do :P

[jediknight28]

i thought the talk was about sex and the birds and the bees talk

[skyaglow]

i dont remember the last one, but i will remember this one !! : )

[skyaglow]

lol  that is so dang funny!!!!

[AllieIsBored]

Haha, cute.

[IRSandwich]

yeh, its so much more fun #9and funnier) to learn at school. you all just sit there, gawping at the screen until some guy swallows a fly. that breaks the tension, then you all spend the rest of the week

if youre a girl: giggling and having long talks with friends

if youre a guy:pulliing up the girls skirts to have a look and see if its true

im going to sleep now.

[sillysillytom]

this is the second, maybe third time I've watched this... it's just funny. so funny. ok, so maybe it's just a tip of your iceberg but you def. have the "daddy gift"

bravo.

[kadensmama661]

thats cute

[briebabe333]

bahahahaha.

[Shmebber]

I... don't really think anyone actually told me. I just kind of subliminally absorbed the info. It's a much less awkward method.

Nalts looks good in a suit.

[AllieIsBored]

Same here. It's much better than talking to your parents about it :P

[harcorelee95]

its better to watch in school funny and sick XP

[regularguy5mb]

Good job. Always like to leave your audience riveted, I see.

[Radonis1337]

Huh? Hard to understand i would say.

[DarthBane123]

I can't understand him

[uvagirl545]

lol

[leavemealone54321]

my mom got me books about it at the library and made me read them, lol

[pukeythe3rd]

plz tell me coz im 12

[resende99]

u suk pukeythe3rd

[Brian3219]

My dad taught me in second grade.

[gordoben13]

i got it from my parents when i was 4

[StarStuddedVideos]

feel sorry for me! im havin it now! im 11 btw

[snow1angel]

lol and ur not gunna stop hearing it :P im in grade 9 and they still give us the talk in school lol.

[TurkeyCommander]

I never had tha talk...

Really caused problems the first time I was with a girl, I was like, "what the fuck is that??".

[shawn106]

I never had it I learned bye myself

[ErinEmo18]

I never really had the talk. I actually had to go through the family living thing in the 5th grade and i knew before that.

[srwdrw]

i have had it and i am 11

[shawn106]

I've never had it I learned it by my self Im 12 and yes i do have a gf

[sophy987]

i just had that talk at 9 man metsfan4life95 i am 9 right now

[sophy987]

omg stop scaring ppl

[huguitocordobes]

lol!

[hunkeymunkey]

Next talk to them about sound quality will ya?

[metsfan4life95]

i just had that talk and im 18 =/

can someone just confirm that girls really dont have a penis?

is there proof that they dont?

[clayc93]

lol?

[metsfan4life95]

is it scientifictly confirmed...theres no need for a "lol"

yes or no?

[IRSandwich]

*looks in pants* yep definitely no penis

you had the talk at 18? i had it at 9.

[metsfan4life95]

suuure 9....?

what are your parents not good parents and tell you EVERYTHING?

if girls dont have a...you know what...then how do they take a pee pee(sorry for offensive or disturbing language)

[IRSandwich]

Umm, we just sit on the seat and...let it rip...

[metsfan4life95]

lier....its physicly impossible to not have a ...you know what

[Pivotanimationman]

dude my bro told me when i was 8 it's different when you have a douche of a brother.

[DarthBane123]

WHAT? lol

[jzuzphreek]

Wow. My Dad never gave me that talk. Thank you for the service you provide to people like me. Now I can share that with my kids when they reach the appropriate age.

Sigh.

[Jonasandme101]

i hated having that talk

[DigitalGirl44]

LOL

[DeaDSwiTcH]

hehe, aww :-)

Always love your videos Nalts, thanks.

[DanandRupertLover9]

I though u ment the santa seact

[TheaGirl]

Yes, becaus some peoply don't believe in that things anymore wy you freaking out? Because he just make a cool video? youre just some peoply ho don't understand a think!

[futbol1101]

Nalts, I have to say that reading all the mean comments you get is pretty sad. I mean, people with wholesome good humor these days aren't looked at too kindly anymore.

But just so you know, my family loves your videos. So don't go away. :]

[AhYaOk]

i was just quoting what my father used to tell me and my brother. lighten up.. jez!

[GodsCross2]

are you high.. or just INCREDIBLY stupid?

[AhYaOk]

kids, i peepeed on your mom and then she took a dump and you were born.

[youcantkillnick]

because thats not a south park story line...

[missannekol]

you ignorant pig, this is a family person.

[TheaGirl]

Yes and if you don't like it go away!

[AhYaOk]

LOL

[Tylin50]

i remember when my mom gave that speach to me, not only did she explain what it was, but she explained how it felt, and she went into well what dggie wasand well she told me it all ladies and genlt man, so well lets say i now know more than alot of people out there lol

[krisia10]

cute kids :>

[Kaspur9384]

Kids. The penis, on a man, located between his legs, goes into the vagina, located between the woman's legs. Then the guy ejaculates ( or "mcspooges" ) if you will, inside the vagina and a you concieve. And it feels nice. And a clown.

[missannekol]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzz! clones!

[lyon930]

did u drug them?

[Nukerist]

Kids. The penis, on a man, located between his legs, goes into the vagina, located between the woman's legs. Then the guy ejaculates ( or "mcspooges" ) if you will, inside the vagina and a you concieve. And it feels nice. And a clown.

[Lemonsquirt230]

lol and a clown! haha good one

[missannekol]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz!

[Starbit64]

Nice House!

[BadAdvise]

"the talk" as in brdz & bees "talk"??? man, evry time my mom gets on that subject, *shivers down spine* ugh. it takes her about a half hr to an hr and a hlf to get thru tlking about....uh...well, u kno, uh, wutevr. while she's tlking the whole time, im thinkin, "i ust HAD to ask" or "all i asked her wuz (wutevr ? wuz)and she's tellin me about this???? good golly jesus cakes".......brdz and bees speach makes me go from this: =| to this: X_X/O_0

[dachshundqueen13]

OMG!

Nalts has my couch!

[SteelerEagleFan]

OMG

Naltz has your life!

[dachshundqueen13]

haha

Good one.

[RockstarRaquel]

Genius!

[c37786870]

Yes, it is a real matter. It's so funny.

[bethatbride]

Thats exactly the way all kids remember conversation with grown ups..just a big BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!I liked it

[spheremaster]

did you make them watch that boring dispatcher video first?

[fireflare201]

i dont think ur supposed 2 mariposa0283

[mariposa0283]

i need subtitles, i cant hear anything :( just a bunch of mumbling

[buzzboy612]

That's the point

[mariposa0283]

i still want my subtitles dammit!! lol

[Whitelinefilms]

That was cute kevin.

[realsisterofnalts]

So..this is the way your family can get in touch with you, no? All of us are asking about it...and just had to get a freaking bizarre log on to talk to you? GET OUT OF CYBER WORLD. We love you, and would like to be your friend again. I'm commenting on all your videos now.

[zellacurry]

lol love your vids nalts

[ninetailed66]

U rule nalts!

[shortE4748]

aww... they were so freakin cute... they were sound asleep... it wuznt even like they were faking!!! lol... GO NALTZ KIDZ!!! you guyz are so flippin adorable!!!

[blazerr69]

What he was saying wasnt the point...and by the way he knows how to edit videos way more than you, booby173.

[monkeytine]

but that's not saying much...

[Kinor7]

By the way, you could improve your sound quality.

[freddie7456]

meant to be like that

[gllafc]

Those kids are cute.

[CFgirl]

the only words I heard was words like "youtube" and "and" the rest of it was all in a blurr...xD

[BananeJaune]

Both of them are your kids?! WOW SUPER DADDY

[nikedmondson]

Horrible sound quality. Couldn't understand one word.

[booby173]

learn how to edit videos

i cant hear shit

[vulemax]

agreed

[lennonfan77]

You dont get it... it wasnt about WHAT Kevin was saying it was about the boys.....and how cute it was that they were sleeping and couldnt hear him either..... thats the humor of it. Kevin... you are funny!!!!!!!!!!

[cumberlandkids]

Great but sound a little low

[PeaceLoveEtc]

i loved it nalts!!! the kids are sooo cute! were the actually sleeping?

[shurdone]

junk

[djsos101]

wtf was this......all i heard was "mumble...mumble..mumble...edi­t...."

i dont understand why youtubes posts shitty ass videos on the top most rated instead of some good videos

[PeaceLoveEtc]

because nalts is amazing.

(aaaand you suck)

[10kzebra]

Bad sound, no clue what was going on.

[Dtwnwldcat]

the kids are a little young for that one

[schmudya]

bzgrbl razboonix gldrt edit blophnoxipufe edit

(WHAT concept?)

[nodicefilms]

That was a pretty clever concept.

[biblegirl7]

I couldn't tell what you were saying =(

[poppin813]

I think that's the point..

[1938superman]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[BiGfootOwNs]

I dont have a kid... LOL

[xanthus1]

training CharlieOfNalts? :D

[deleter010]

fuck off

[jgeoff]

Sound quality is terrible -- is it supposed to be buried under a wall of noise?

[stealther69]

yup thats about how it goes...

[ConnerCP2K8]

watcha meen kid!......well im 10.......

[LiLPunkN]

Your Charlie is about the same age as my Tyler...I need you to come over and explain that stuff to him at naptime oh yeah and bedtime too

[Oakez]

Haha I love your videos :)

My response to one of your videos got me my first subscribers =]

[twister7boy]

funny how you had that talk when they wernt even paying attenchin to you. yeh man i think its a cool idea to do thou. take it easy.

[B2kishot87]

Nice house

[MattieCooper]

LOL! Good one Kevin!

[OffensiveChrist]

and they never woke..........

offensivechrist d o t c o m

[Jason41523]

Hahaha!

[moviegasm]

Your kids are going to be BEASTTTTTTTT at editing. I can just imagine you doing all their school projects for them when it comes to video taping and editing. Addict. I love it.

[xalleesawn]

i love this ;D

[jimmykkkk]

GRANT IS THE BAST

[MusicDirector25]

Darn. I fell for that and thought he was actually going to talk about sex. :( That would have been funnier...

[Angieanything]

It was hard to hear, but that wasn't the point. The point is that ythe kids didn't hear him either! LOL

[Angieanything]

LMAO!!! Too funny!!!!

[tidemover]

Its amazing kids are always so well behaved when they sleep :)

[Texasred63]

Kevin I don't think we got it either, to loud background music!

[draikentz]

this is the worst quality video I have ever seen you put out dude. Keep the lighting up and background sounds out...Cause I didn't hear a single word you said.

[aproxxy]

the torch to be passed is badly in need of a light

[marissajfox]

i couldn't understand what you were saying. i have the same couch and pillowes at my house.

[DatAintRight]

Your just a walking benedryl! LOL

[oedillar]

I can't hear anything you're saying. Is my volume messed up?

[tdejmcd]

another totally fake video.

i bet they were already sleeping and he saw them and thought that it would be funny if he sat down and then pretended that they all fell asleep listening to him lecture them about making online videos when in reality they already were sleeping and he just videod himself after he sat down and started talking.

once again, nice try.

but no dice.

[neoguy9090]

umm.

he could have just had them pretend to sleep on the couch while he was recording.

[tdejmcd]

yes, that was my initial reaction.

but, as with all of his videos, i studied this one quite a bit before coming to my conclusion.

based on their breathing patterns and eye movement, i determined that they were all in fact sleeping and two of them were actually experiencing r.e.m. that's short for rapid eye movement for all you neanderthalles out there, not the band with the weird little bald guy who dances like a spaz.

thanks for your interest though.

[Rainsb123]

is that so?

my interpretation of it was that to give the talk to the kids when they're asleep.

nice try though, trying to sound intelligent.

[tdejmcd]

thank you very much, rainsb123.

and thank you to all of you who have written me privately about my work exposing the truth behind nalts's videos. your support is very much appreciated and makes my work a little easier to do.

[GoldenFlea]

what are you talking about? i think it'd be a much funnier idea if the kids had no idea what was going on.

[tdejmcd]

that's what i'm saying is what happened, dude.

but nalts is trying to say that the kids all fell asleep while he was lecturing them. that he was so boring that he bored them to sleep when in actuality, and reality, they were already sleeping and he then sat down and started talking just to fool everyone into thinking that he bored them to sleep.

but now he's busted so so much for that idea. as i said, nice try.

[T3hC4r4v4n]

o, i get it.

[T3hC4r4v4n]

its an act idiot, get over it.

[tdejmcd]

not sure if you're calling me an idiot, mr. russian guy with the weirdly spelled last name, but i'll tell you one thing -- i'm not the one who's an idiot. maybe you should be talking to those people who were fooled by the video. me, an idiot. right. an idiot like a fox.

[PsWisS3084]

haha get a life man..I am sure he did not even think that some one might believe they fell asleep while he was explaining how to put up videos.

[tdejmcd]

oh, you're sure, are you?

you must not have seen that many of his videos because this isn't the first time he's tried to pull the wool over our eyes with his video trickery. and you can take that to the bank, mr. pswiss. i've done the work exposing the truth about them so i should know.

[PiFan7]

Oh, my, Nalts' videos sometimes contain video trickery?

But . . . but . . . but . . . how can this be? My world is crumbing!

Thanks a lot, tdejmcd, for stepping on the inner puppy dog of my soul!!

[tdejmcd]

sometimes? try like maybe 67 percent of the time according to what i've seen.

and i'm sorry if the truth hurts, but like that crazy tv show about them alien-chasing detectives says, it's out there. and it's my job to get to the bottom of it.

[0deevil]

Good job man!

[tdejmcd]

thank you, mr. odeevil. your support is appreciated.

[banjodeluxe]

tdejmcd, seriously, quit trying to sound smart. it's called an act.

[tdejmcd]

banjodeluxe, seriously, go eat a big bowl of beans.

[PokeAsheep]

Heehee, Nalts, your videos are always so charming, and so funny. I seriously agree with 007mind, Nalts needs a movie!

[froggvixen]

They look so small when they're sleeping. :/

[saturateu]

huh?