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From: GLaDOSreturns
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  • GOOD NEWS! *zzzzzzzBOOM* nevermind.

  • Wheatley seems legit

  • GOOD NEWS!!!

    *BBBZZZZZZZZZTTTT*

    ... nevermind.

  • Thanks for putting these up! Surprisingly I focus better when I'm listening to Wheately rambling <3

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  • Oh! Good news! *Zaappp BANG* .. Nevermind..

  • "I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals, they're just a lot dumber!"

    -Wheatley, moron-

  • 1:42 MY RINGTONE!!!

  • "Get to her I'll find yyooouu!!!"

    </3

  • Oh for fuck's sake- SOMEONE pick him up!

    Gotta love Wheatley's ranting.

  • "let the silence descend"

    Did anyone else think Doctor Who?

  • I can't find the one where he says that he's in "pretty hot water". It's a quote from the Courtesy Call scene. If anyone knows the filename of the quote, please tell me.

  • Thumbs up if you want Merchant (Wheatley's voice actor) to appear in Doctor Who?

  • Listening to these back-to-back witll MELT YOUR BRAIN. BELIEVE ME.

    Don't worry Wheatley, I still love you <3

  • "Good news!

    *ZZZZAP*

    ...nevermind."

  • my pleasure sounds will frighten the bird away...

  • @lajaggahagga Sounds so wrong XD

  • GOOD NEWS! -BBZZZTTTFHJRTGHIRT- ...Nevermind. o.o;

    Me: WTF DID YOU DO D8

  • 10:05 made me laugh so hard XD

  • Female 13-17

    Female 18-24

    LOL.

    What can we say, we love the guy ♥

  • I think it's cute how much he talks, if he were real I wouldn't mind listening to him all day C:

  • 13:54 Oh g'Lord.

  • Awww, I never hesitated to pick him up. Never heard him begging to be picked up. D:

  • portal 3 any one XD

  • Wheatley puts a whole new meaning if "brute force hacking"

  • "Absolute silence....starting...now."

    (A few seconds later)

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT!!!!!

    me: O^O

  • :o I just twigged, he does the Barclays adverts lol

  • I seriously wonder if they let him ramble as if he was a robot XD

    Senseless ramblings are always win

  • Wheatley talks WAY too much xD

  • I kinda wish you put these quotes in order

  • @eastercat They are in order of how the sound files are layed out by Valve. There are HUNDREDS of quotes to sort if you wanted me to change the order :L

  • @GLaDOSreturns

    ah ok then. =) Thanks for at least uploading them

  • @GLaDOSreturns where could i get these files? im making ringtones

  • @GLaDOSreturns can u upload a link to it?

  • Haha Wheatley's Quotes are awesome. Rolf'ed at a lot of them xD. Some Favourites:

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BU... Oh, the door is open. Well done. Let's see what's inside"

    Exactly how painful are we tal AHHHHHHH. PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT!

  • I love Wheatley, his voice is so PERFECT!

  • Oh, good news! -zzzz-BTZZR- ...nevermind.

  • love his rants, and his 2min + quote of hacking a computer LMAO!!

  • Jesus thats a lot of quotes.

    

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