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  • Looks just like my old ferret Sebastian.

  • FAIL!

    

  • lmfao he looked like he actually thought he was gunna make it XD ha ha ha

  • @SuckMyProtoss Puck was such a determined little guy. In his mind he definitely was a super hero. Sadly I lost him a year and a half ago suddenly to Lymphoma.

  • @Ferretocious o poor little guy =( thats unfortunate ,im sry for ur lose .is lymphoma common in ferrets ? ive got a trio

  • @SuckMyProtoss Yes, but not as common as Insulinoma and Adrenal Disease. How old are your ferrets and do you have a ferret knowledgeable vet? Most AREN'T. Do buy the book "Ferrets For Dummies" so you'll know the early signs of these diseases.

  • @Ferretocious Mia's is 1 Pancho is 2 and Naboo is 4 ,we have a good and no i havent boughten any books for ferrets ,i just came back from petsmart XD ill get one next time i go again i really dnt want my little guys sick =( theyre very active and look pretty healthy we saw the vet last year not 2 long ago

  • My ferret can jump so far and can run so fast but he can't swim.... hmmm I wonder.

  • This video made my night. :]

  • That little guy was such an epic fail! :)

  • 0:27 with your pants on the ground.

  • Not sure where my comment was posted... We have two ferrets now (Sophie and Lucy). Our first ferret Bella passed away due to meningitis. Anyway, I laughed my ass off at this clip. My first thought (and I say this as only a ferret family member can say, with love)... was, "WTH dumbass? Where did you learn to jump?!" LOL <3

  • @GulfVetSAF I loved Puck's determination, though. Never met a ferret as determined as him.

  • @Ferretocious It was definitely cute! Lucy is not determined, she's damn stubborn... to the point I get agitated with her (when she's doing something she's NOT supposed to be doing)! :)

  • @Ferretocious I love when he would look up and survey the situation. You could almost hear little gears in his brain turning and his brain going "If I just go to there then there then move that there oh yeah that will work!"

  • @GulfVetSAF oh and your video didn't immediately post because I have some of my more watched vids set so I have to approve comments. Too many idiots leaving rude comments. I just added you a friend so now your comments will always show right up :)

  • @Ferretocious oops I mean your COMMENTS not video LOL

  • @Ferretocious Oh. You're the first person I've subscribed to. I really have only been using YouTube to upload our videos for friends/family... Never spent any time on here, had any tags on my videos or anything like that. About a week ago I kind of got hooked into watching clips and browsing around. Still laughing at Johnny jumping like a dope. That clip is hilarious. Lucy literally jumps like 4 feet onto our coffee table, I have to push it away from the couch when she's here.

  • @GulfVetSAF Puck you mean.  Johnny Rotten was the mouse (and mushroom!) thief LOL I really do need to get another ferret and call him "Sid Vicious".

  • @Ferretocious I'm getting confoozed with all our comments and now on FaceBook too! LMAO You know what's really crazy is that I remember seeing a lot of your videos a LONG time ago. Like just now, you mentioned the mushrooms and I haven't seen that in like a year and here I am chatting with you reminiscing about Johnny. Didn't you come home and he was up on the counter and you opened up the pack a bit and he snagged one? It's got to be your clip.

  • @GulfVetSAF Yup - search "mushroom mangler". He used to go into my grocery bags and steal the entire package and I'd find this trail of mushrooms through my townhome, down the stairs and the container in the closet LOL  I'll put that vid on the facebook page.

  • fail...lol

  • Too funny! I don't think that ferret went even two inches in the jump....straight down, LOL.

  • too cute!!! he tries so hard but yet gets no where :( poor little guy lol :)

  • I believe I can flyy!---AW Darn my ferrety legs~

  • so fucking cute.

    

  • aww this is so cute XD

  • epic ferret fail XD. aww this is so cute.i feel so sorry for it. lol it tried so hard. XD

  • Haha what a trooper! He makes me laugh so hard with his sad little jump!

  • awww! darn stubby legs!

  • @FF5r4di4t3rs LOL! Ferret legs remind me of the brooms in "Sorceror's Apprentice" :)

  • 19 people are jealous....

    WHY? THIS VIDEO IS ADORABLE!!

  • No grip

  • @cptnfalcon20000 No KIDDING!!!!

  • He sounds almost like my Hershey (he's a silver) if the door to the closet is closed and he has his favorite rubber duck in his mouth, he'll run to the door, run a few feet back, and run to the door again, in a loop.... until someone opens the door.

  • give me that ferret

  • Hi - May I ask where you got that ferret gate/what brand and model that is? We have a ferret and we are having a very hard time finding something like the one you guys have here in Canada. Thanks for your help.

  • @LadyHardcore I don't have that gate anymore. It was actually pretty crappy and broke in less than a year. It also was too wide. Notice the brown along the left edge? I had to glue molding to it. The gate I have now that works great and didn't have to be modified is the North States Clear Choice Gate XT (extra tall). Was very cheap and I've had it geez I think at least three years now.

  • @Ferretocious Thank you!

  • Oops that I put that it was too wide LOL! It had GAPS is what I meant to say!

  • @LadyHardcore those are actually just baby gates witch u can get at walmart and places like that

  • @randyorton707 Yes but this one in the video SUCKS - don't buy it. As I've already said I have had the North States Clear Choice Gate XT (extra tall) for the past three years which is far better.

  • His hind legs slip, which explains why he doesn't jump too far.

  • That is the cutest thing!! So much determination haha

  • hahahahha adorable. now i want one

  • Killed the spread of your own viral meme by disabling embedded playback.

  • @Produent I re-enabled embedding. Was blocking it for awhile since someone was using vids of mine in a forum claiming they were THEIR pets.

  • Oh dear... My ferret has a bad habit of thinking about if he can jump from the arm of the chair, standing at about 3ft high, over the2-3ft gap and onto the tv stand which is 5ft tall. Safe to say if he ever does make the attempt at jumping it, the results will not be promising. Even so he's always in the poised-to-jump mode when he remembers it's there.

  • i taught my ferret to jump and now he jumps and flys like a bird.

  • absolutely adorable!

  • claws on table=fail

  • Hahaha!! oh my gosh i was looking for this video forever! so adding to my favorite,. hahahah! my ferret does this all the time,

  • Ronso Rage... Jump!!!!

  • LOL!!! XD!!! This is like... LOL!!! roflmao XD!!! I'll love to see mine jumping like that XDDD

  • @DarkMisao666 He was so pissed when I finally bought a 32" high gate that there was NO way he could reach the top of.

  • @Ferretocious Aaaaaw. BTW he is sooo cute <3

  • That was a very sad jump lol!

  • coooool

  • IS IT ME OR DID SHE SAY WHITE MEN CANNOT JUMP

  • @125Jmaster Um, that's the name of a MOVIE. And yes I TYPED it in the description of this video.  Now chill. If you're white and play ball - good for you. No one cares LOL

  • @Ferretocious get em! lmfao

  • AHHAHAHAHAHA I WAS LAUGHCRYING MY ASS OFF XD

  • Super Jump Activate!!!!

  • This actually made me lol

  • LOL now that is funny ^_^

  • lol...our very first ferret, Ratchet, is a jumper! Poor thing has miscalculated a few times and ended up face-planting into some not so pleasant things, though! 

  • Oh my god. I cried laughing. IT'S SO CUTE AHHHH :D

  • aww i love when mine does that...he ALWAYS manages to end up hitting the radiator and hiding behind the sofa, and then attacking the dog to assert his authority back. lol x

  • Awww

  • lmfaoooo awhhhh

  • I think he would do it further but you could see how his backfeet remian on the table, guess got scared at the last second hee hee

  • haha that hilarious he got no distance, my silver mitt can actually jump pretty far, she used to jump off my bed and cling to bags hanging on a wall xD

  • Where did you get that baby gate? Looks really nice. Was it expensive?

  • i LOVE this! what a powerful yet uneffective leap. you make the best vids of your animals: i really enjoy watching them. (i've got three fuzzbutts at my house and they keep me rather busy.)

  • lmao fail jump. but soooooo cute

  • cute

  • fail

  • ferret thinks he's a KITTEH!

  • Awww, i had a ferret named Puck. We named him that because he was like a hockey puck. soooo cute:)

  • lol so great

  • awwwww poor ferret

    

  • that was hilarious!!

  • My ferret would have made that jump. He can do some crazy stuff

  • i'm guessin his nails slipped :D

  • hilarious!

  • My rats can jump further than that lol =P

  • LMAOOOO this video always gets me hahahhaha

  • i have 2 cobs.. 1 of em wakes up and is at the door of his enclosure..the other 1 takes a minute to slowly wake up (yawning and stretching like a teenager) the wide awake one likes being handled more and does not bite atall anymore, the other one will bite occasionally and is slightly timid and will jump like mad.( although the timidness has only been for the last couple of months) very different ferrets. but when i get the fresh steak out they are both savages!!

  • When he was younger my fuzzy could do a good leap from my shoulder onto the bed, about 3 feet easy. They're not great leapers but with something to give them some traction they do better.

  • What form that ferret has!!!!!!! Mine just went plunk and flat on her face. No jumping skills at all. She could climb the darndest things though. Sometimes, I thought she was half rat, the things she could get into.

  • lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

  • If they have enough grip on the surface they are jumping from they will go very far.  both mine can clear a 4 foot gap with ease.

  • @DissYraiN Very unlikely!

  • @Ferretocious they have a horrible vertical. Great distance though. I had mine on one of my practice pads and they made it at least 4 feet to the couch. the surface of the pad is rubber and has good grip.

  • I'm sorry he's gone. This video made me laugh. My ferret fails at jumping all the time. One time he had a big win though and landed spread eagle in the middle of my dinner plate!

  • I have 2 ferrets, I used to have 3 but....:( she's gone....Her name was Stella. It's hard to loose a ferret, thumbs up if you agree.

  • ferrets are soooo cuuuute ;D my mom didn't want buy one of it for me because she says they are much energetic... and they are allways runing....

  • LOLZ

  • What a cute little guy. I'm sorry for your loss.

  • Stretching and falling XD

  • LOL EPIC PHAIL XD

  • belly flop =)

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • lol...... jump failed!

  • i think he slipped and i think he needs to pull his fur up cuz its on the ground fool :P

  • My deepest condolences on your loss.

  • i am so sorry for your loss, i know what it is like to loose such a lovely animal.

    just think of how much fun you had with him. :)

  • so sorry about your loss! I have two of them now and would be a mess if I lost them!

  • despite the title.. i actually thought he was gonna do it.. then... thump

  • @xxXDCXxxx Very sad news. Puck the ferret passed away this morning. Vet said it was his kidneys and most likely a mass inside them. Heartbroken.

  • @Ferretocious ohh.. sorry to hear that :(

  • @Ferretocious Oh no! I'm sorry .Just started watching your videos after wanting a ferret for a long time now and they all have such awesome personalities . Poor puck :( Are your other little guys sad ?

  • @Ferretocious so sorry... such a cute little dude... Looks alot like our Cornflower... aka Corky or Corkscrew!  Thanks for sharing such cute videos of the little dudes!

  • @Ferretocious I am so sorry. I've lost 3 of my babies, they seem so tough and resilient, but they are really quite fragile. Mine have had cancer, adrenal failure and a heart attack. Just breaks my heart. But I can't resist them, they are so wonderful to have around. You can't be sad around a ferret.

  • @SassyLilMinxxx Soooo true. Whenever I'm down I just play with my ferrets. <3 They are my babies and everything just seems so much better when they're around.

  • @Ferretocious hey stomach ulcers and cancer is a VERY common ferret killer. both of mine died of bleeding stomach ulcers, it can have something to do with their diet. ferrets rarely show signs of illness until its too late. mine lived to 5 yrs and the other lived a little past 6 might have actually been 7. vet said they rarely see them older than 5. or even at 5 for that matter. ferrets are WAY too good of a pet for such a short life span, also their intelligence is very surprising.

  • @GMCman82 When did I say they weren't? I've had ferrets for over 13 years and have lost them to Adrenal Disease, Lymphoma, Insulinoma and Cardiomyopathy. And it's NOT the diet. Mine eat the best foods on the market - grain free and 45-50% protein. It's the fact that about 90% of the States all come from Marshalls so they're VERY genetically weak because they're so inbred. And FYI - Puck passed away this past Sep from Lymphoma.

  • @Ferretocious thought cat food caused mine to have ulcers, thats also what the vet said. only bad thing about ferrets is they get as many diseases as humans and are considered exotic so most vet offices wont mess with them. made me mad that as common a pet these are mose vets wont even look at them. makes me want to become a vet and specialize in exotics because i know how frustrating it can be to find a vet that is, and when i do it is really damn far away.now i keep fish they die i flush lol

  • @GMCman82 What cat food were you feeding? The better onces on the market - Innova Evo, Petcurean, Blue Buffalo Wilderness - that are grain free and at least 45% protein are better for them than the ferret foods that are on the market. And there ARE ferret vets out there - you just have to have them. Are you saying your ferret never saw a vet because the one you went to wasn't knowledgeable about them? I have a VERY knowledgeable vet. Expensive - but very good. I spent over $3K last year.

  • @Ferretocious whatever i could find that wasnt cheap. i dont skimp on what i give my pets, i think it already had that problem to begin with, it just all of a sudden took a turn for the worst, showed no signs of being sick, then bam. the vet gave my something to coat the stomach and it gained all of its weight back and as soon as i ran out, its weight dropped again almost immediately and then it was dead. took less than a week. died as soon as the weight drop, it didnt go around like that.

  • @GMCman82 Yeah ferrets are pretty fragile. I nearly lost my two eldest after Puck, Roxy and Sassy all passed away within a couple weeks of eachother (Puck from Lymphoma suddenly, Roxy after a year and a half of being treating and Insulinoma, and Sassy after six months treatment for Adrenal. Puck and Pan just stopped eating and wanted to sleep all the time.  It was getting the two young girls - Bitzy and Mitzy - that gave them the will to go on.

  • @Ferretocious it seems they can die of being lonely or "heartbroken" if their friends they live with die. kinda llike they go into a depression. they actually have quite a remarkable personality, no two are alike, thats for sure.

  • @xxXDCXxxx lol, yeah thats what I thought too, but he just failed epically for not even touching it with his paw. haha

  • rofl my ferrets gets on kitchen table by just climbing the wasmachine rofl

  • this is delicious!!!

  • And he really thought he would get it ;)

  • @DeutscheHeldensage Puck is a VERY determined ferret. And VERY naughty. You have to clear the coffee table of wine glasses, beer bottles, cups when they're out cuz he makes a bee-line to the table once I open the cage door. Once he knocked a can of rootbeer to the rug - then proceded to push it around till the entire can was EMPTIED. He's one bad, bad boy LOL

  • @Ferretocious : My ferret Fred is very athletic but the other one, called Otto, reminds me of your Puck =) sporty or unsporty =) but lovely

  • @Ferretocious mine is an alcoholic.he actually will drink beer, vodka with coke, etc. we really have a job to watch what that little devil is up to

  • @Ferretocious Demon Boy!

  • lmao, that was adorable.

    this big buildup and *BOING* no air.

  • @WIBRTyranT I should reload this with a drum roll and the whoosh sound of him falling LOL or should I say, failing LOL

  • Haha! Wheelspin!

  • OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE LOLOLOL OMGGG <3333333

  • I love how the ferrets like, "Alright, gonna do it. Is the camera on? Good. High Youtube Imma jump over the fence! Ok, one, Two, THREE! OOF! Darnnit how high can this fence be! Hmmf! *walks away and curls up* *gets picks up* Again?? NO! Damn I can't get out. I WILL!"

  • @LopunnyPNTM101 LOL that's Puck in a nutshell! He's the most determined of my fuzzies!!!

  • @Ferretocious If you look up 'Determined' in the dictionary you should see a picture of a ferret :)

  • @TheDarkplace Absolutely! I had chicken pox years ago and one of the ferrets was obsessed with the tube of anti-itch cream. I'd put it up top of my computer hutch and he'd sit there on the bed - looking at where it was and then side to side plotting how to get there. Finally figured out it was: climb onto guitar amp, climb from amp to dresser, climb on top jewelry box, climb from there to window sill, walk across window sill, come through curtains on other end - top of computer hutch!

  • I like the side walking at the beginning lol

  • They look like little springs the way that they hunch up in the middle... but that little guy really didn't go very far

  • xD video probly stopped cuz he made it on the secound try pwnd ..

  • lmfao, epic fail on the jump, but its so cute i think i might forgive it

  • i have 3 ferrets and your ferrets is just sliping out with its back legs if you had somesort of pad that the claws would just grip it could jump much farther, your table its to hard and plasticy for a far jump. when your chair was ther it had something to push off. mine can jump at least double their body length and up a bit. lots of fun to watch.

  • @hydrasteeth666 Thanks but why would I want him to get over the baby gate? It's there to keep them out of the rest of the house!

  • @Ferretocious thats not quite what i mean i have a gate like yours...well not reely its wooden, but my ferrets cant get over that but its a great trick to see them jumping large gaps on command

  • You should not have let puck stay up all night watching the superman movies my two ferrets watched all the terminator films and then went on a killing spree

  • Lookin' like a fool falling down on the ground. O:<

  • his feet slipped, if he put his back legs on the end, he could prolly make it.

  • that jump make me fall out of my chair laughing

  • Make sure you look at the "Super Ferret!!!" that was just added as a Video Response. This ferret makes Puck look even MORE like a "foo'" LOL

  • epic fail lmfao

  • they are built for FALLING!! I know mine is....

  • awesome so cute my ferrets are the same.

  • Haha it's back legs slipped as it jumped, poor sod

  • FAIL! LMAO! I love ferrets :)!

  • haha my ferrets always try jumps they can never make, sometimes more than once, do they ever get hurt? mine never seem to care if they fall or not

  • Wow, I was expecting it to at least crash into the fence or land on it and not quite clear it, but that was completely pathetic. I didn't imagine there would be such an unfathomably large difference between cats and ferrets.

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom Look at their legs - they're VERY short!!! Totally unlike a cat! Plus that plastic table is VERY slippery!

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom My ferrets jump...check mine out djh201157

  • bad jump hahahaha

  • wannabe ninja

  • lol, how insanely cute

  • i can stop laughing! ferrets are not cats!

  • hahah.. poor little bastard.

  • For a second there, I thought he'd actually do an impressive jump. Then its just like...plop...didn't even make it halfway across. Lol.

  • lol

  • lmao xD he tried so hard aw poor little guy

  • bahahahahahahahahah, cute/funny

  • Five stars for effort!

    This made my day!

  • LMAO!! hahahahahahaha

  • @Ferretocious no i think its cool and very nice of you to adopt! its just u have so many!!!!!!! lol

  • @NinjaBieber Most I've had is seven. Not sure I'll ever get anymore after these guys are gone. They're just too heartbreaking. My two eldest - Roxy and Sassy - both have cancer and need regular meds. Probably will only have them around for another six months or so :(

  • Hahahah Depth Perception FAIL!

    What a cutie, can't wait to get one of my own this summer! :)