How To Survive A Bear Attack

[MarineYuki]

Thanks for the tips, now i'm pretty safe against anything :D

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Polar Bears are pretty ADD so it's eaily distracted so if you start droping stuff in front of you as you back up it'll stop at each thing you drop and check that out

[DaveCadBlogs]

@SemisonicNerdfighter ooo interesting! just hope you got enough stuff to drop till you get home!! ^_^

[RedPepaZA]

I'm gonna do it Possum Style

[RedPepaZA]

I always carry Bear Spray in my handbag!!!

[LaLaLaLaFresh]

Yeah. No gun. No bear spray. No pen either. 3 polar bears behind me.

By Dave, I feel honored to have been one of your biggest fans and I will die with your badge on my heart. Have a nice life and... hrm. (no crying)

bye. This comment will be the last. Thanks for the advice though.

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:45 DAVE IS BACK! I hope hes come to save me from this torture! Clicky seems to have calmed her/his insanity... THE WORLD IS GOOD AGAIN!

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:43 ...... Clickys gone mad with the heat and lack of food! Insanity has taken over! I think she may try to eat me...... But i cant leave... not yet! its a matter of life or death!

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:39.......Albama doesnt know what shes gotten herself into....Clickey has started to get dangerous....Before i walked over to where she was sitting.... and i saw... brain splatters... everywhere... im not sure whats going on... ill have to find out...

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:35 SUCCESS!!! we have new joiners to the camp! AlbamaCityForever has rejoined us....She has brought hope for us other survivors...

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:30.... This has to be one of the worst experiences of my life............ I dont think 'teddy' (;)) is going to go very soon.........and typing in the dark is getting harder...this cant go on for much longer...

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:30 ClickyMcClickerson is too good....something called 'youtube' is preventing her from falling asleep....

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:28.... ClickyMcClickerson is showing no signs of defeat......ill have to think of some ways to trick him/her....



[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:26 ... my worst fears have come true..... i found ewoks remains......looks like she/he was attacked by koalas..... im so sorry i couldnt save her/him!

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:24...all sign of conversation is dying....the ewok left the camp hours ago.....im not sure where she/he is.....i think she may be gone.....forever

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:23...

[teamswitzerlandx2]

00:20....and still on blogtv....

from QWERT

[teamswitzerlandx2]

TIS 00:03AND WE R STI

[teamswitzerlandx2]

Supp ninjatheewok!

[NinjaTheEwok]

totally not spamming out of boredom after blogtv :P

[NinjaTheEwok]

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[cutecupkait]

Travel with someone slower than you and put your track skills to the test!! I don't think I would have the nerve to punch a bear or lay on the ground and let it scratch me.. Ughh...bears aren't that fast, are they? I hope not.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@cutecupkait Grizzlies can run up to 30mph, unless you're Usain Bolt i think it's pretty much pointless (top speed of 27mph over 100m) 8D

[destructionpony]

DON'T PANIC!

it's just a koala :3

*koalacuddleattack*

[DaveCadBlogs]

@destructionpony haha. apparently they can carry a nip! AND apparently they're not actually in the bear family as me know them...crazy name for a non-bear if you ask me!

[destructionpony]

@DaveCadBlogs yeah, they are more like kangaroos..... Koalaroo or kangala would fit them better!

[ExtraCrispyTube]

So basically if you don't carry bear spray, you're fucked

[DaveCadBlogs]

@ExtraCrispyTube Yep! I guess this video could have been a lot shorter if i had just said that huh? haha xD

[LucysPerson]

But what if I don't want to look back?.....

:o

[DaveCadBlogs]

@LucysPerson out of sight out of mind eh? xD

[cottagecheese12]

@DaveCadBlogs and yes you should pick it up again! what belt were you on?

[cottagecheese12]

@DaveCadBlogs I actually just got my High yellow belt on friday (third belt)

[thebrightone94]

It's not about out-running the bear. It's about out-running your partner.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@thebrightone94 Not a truer word said!

[cottagecheese12]

the tae kwon do classes i AM taking are coming in handy!

[DaveCadBlogs]

@cottagecheese12 Ooo what belt? I stopped a couple of years ago. Keep meaning to take it back up

[techtechtutorials]

Your too awesome to be true!

[DaveCadBlogs]

@techtechtutorials Oh my! - Thanks!

[iFuckingPerfect]

I would kill every bear just to get such a fu.cking awesome accent as yours :D

Just to feel like a Sir/Lady.. or whatever sounds posh enough! :DD

[DaveCadBlogs]

@iFuckingPerfect Haha, do I sound posh?

[iFuckingPerfect]

@DaveCadBlogs well a little bit .. yes.. :D but i love that! :D

But i guess i meant posh concerning this feel like a sir/lady thing.. :D you know.. sir's are posh.. and so i don't know any other words for posh people.. :D

I'd feel like the queen.. :D lol

[JammiNx7]

cool video dave, enjoyed it :D

[DaveCadBlogs]

@JammiNx7 Thank you! :)

[alyshaisanerd]

AHHHHH OMG I don't think its a grizzly bear or a brown bear or a polar bear! Its worse...a TEDDY BEAR! :P

[DaveCadBlogs]

@alyshaisanerd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You're going to get cuddled to death! =D

[ilzg2000]

Dont have a gun, but i do have some swords to hand lol

[DaveCadBlogs]

@ilzg2000 PERFECT! haha!

[deathbyjellybabies]

My friend down the road actually owns a gun, everyone and their mums are packin round here :P

[DaveCadBlogs]

@deathbyjellybabies any comment with a hot fuzz reference gets a thumbs up from me!! xD

[DJSHoRRTaaY]

being from Australia, i have no bears (note: koala's are not bears) but we do have 7 foot tall Kangaroo's, 16 foot long saltwater crocs, platypus'(which are venomus), koala's(theyre still agressive as shit), 6 of the worlds 10 most venomus snakes plus a shit load more of them, shit load of venomus spiders and bugs also we have great white sharks (in USA they have Jaws, that's Bruce's little brother) and a whole bunch more sharks..fuckin sharks...and also theres my mum, so im pretty much fucked

[DaveCadBlogs]

@DJSHoRRTaaY Yeah, the face Australia still has people is a miracle. Everything wants to eat you! But the people that are left...they'z good persons!

[DJSHoRRTaaY]

@DaveCadBlogs aint that the truth! haha :) <3

[Iamlikelucy]

no offense dave but that didn't work

[DaveCadBlogs]

@Iamlikelucy In what sense? You got eated?

[ivanfink1]

'massive bear'? lol

[DaveCadBlogs]

@ivanfink1 MASSIVE!! xD

[teamswitzerlandx2]

GEEEZ A KOALA!!!!!!! HOLY--!!!!! HELP!!!!

[DaveCadBlogs]

@teamswitzerlandx2 haha :P

[Patheticlivings]

Interesting tips, thanks! Too bad I live in Hawaii. Haha, the bears I know of are those that are in the zoo...which in a sense is a good thing for me. The only dangerous animals that I can think of are wild boar and sharks...thank goodness I don't swim.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@Patheticlivings sharks....that could be the sequel to this! xD THANKS!

[Patheticlivings]

@DaveCadBlogs Hahaha. You're welcome...? XD

[SarSezYes]

lol, that "bear" was my mom.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@SarSezYes hahahah xD

[bbrandlane10]

My closet is directly behind me...I'm so afraid to open the door now >_>

[DaveCadBlogs]

@bbrandlane10 haha sorry! ^_^ Pretty sure it's gone now :-)

[TheDickyTrip]

I was attacked by a moose once..that was scary. Had a bear in the tent once.  That was also scary...moose moreso...sooooo big

[DaveCadBlogs]

@TheDickyTrip Holy hell! Where was the camera!? xD

[scotth510]

I feel safer already.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@scotth510 Well, seeing as you Canadians ride polar bears to work, I think you should be giving the advice! xD

[scotth510]

@DaveCadBlogs Thats supposed to be a secret. Actually my polar bear is in the shop getting inspected so I'm using our dog sled team.

[sealcraft7]

Subbed Great Job!!!! COOKIE!!!

[DaveCadBlogs]

@sealcraft7 Thanks! :)

[lostismyconstent]

Lucky you, if we die, we'll be subscribed to you forever.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@lostismyconstent I'd rather have you alive if it's all the same! Dead subscribers can't watch! xD

[GogogadgetYoh]

Phew, luckily I saw the asterisk in your description. haha

[DaveCadBlogs]

@GogogadgetYoh haha ;) one has to be careful on what grounds they give advice these days! haha

[rsmalec]

No honey?

[DaveCadBlogs]

@rsmalec Yes Dear? :P

[NinjaTheEwok]

Being sort of a bear myself I am pretty safe. Conclusion: Have an ewok body guard on you at all times.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@NinjaTheEwok Sounds like a plan! ^_^

[SmartWarlock]

Hey Dave, thanks for the very helpful the information as I'm all about protecting myself from being "raped, molested, fondled", as stated in your disclaimer, from those nasty bear attacks. Some of those bears are very persistent, so your tips will should come in handy. Thanks again! Ledge :)

[DaveCadBlogs]

@SmartWarlock haha always happy to help ;) (glad to see some people take a look in the description!) ^_^

[abluraskin]

LOL there was a guy who goes by bear behind me.

[DaveCadBlogs]

@abluraskin haha seriously? See I knew it!

[TheMissMegan]

It's just a teddy bear Dave lol. Calm yourself :)

[DaveCadBlogs]

@TheMissMegan tsk, silly me!

[ClickyMcClickerson]

DaveyWavey learned someting newww ;p

[DaveCadBlogs]

@ClickyMcClickerson xD

[Convertape]

It's alright Dave, no need to worry it was just my bare buttocks!!! But it's nice that you noticed o.O

[DaveCadBlogs]

@Convertape Phew! xD haha

[GenCavox]

I have limes, and that's it. Can I survive?

[DaveCadBlogs]

@GenCavox Definitely! Bears hate lime

[delahunty982]

Damn those bears over my shoulder :)

[DaveCadBlogs]

@delahunty982 I'm sure there could be a metaphor for that but...meh xD

[EC2Flocka]

First

[DaveCadBlogs]

@EC2Flocka Woo!