Let's Play... What the hell is this?

[KingdomHeart723]

The sports team I support? The Grant City KILLERS!

[OolongHustle]

BREADSTICKS, RIGHT NOW, LETS GO.

[TwitteryAndYou]

INTRUDER ALERT

INTRUDER ALERT

BLACK SPY IS IN THE BASE

[porygonlover322]

"My Dinner With The Pulp Fiction Gimp" is kind of hilarious in hindsight after the Community birthday episode.

[SakoresDark]

3:05 omg look at the window it's like a face is staring at me O.O

[pockuinator]

He's like the spy from TF2 if he wore black!

[PowerXeta]

Economics about a game made for stupid little girls.

[AkumaADemoncus]

@PowerXeta That's what you call hardcore.

[TFisreallycool]

Those leaves to the upper right look like some kind of monster, with a big claw reaching out.

[steveharley0345]

Actually, its a triceratops. Simple mistake.

[TheHolySemiColon]

"Hey Ivy, I was thinking of maybe going secret agent, ninja, or baseball fan."

...NINJA BASEBALL BATMAN!

[fox25web]

This video creeps me out. What the fuck is it?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

Last year, our boys Slowbeef and Diabeetus did an lp of Dead to Rights: Retribution. At the end of the lp, Slowbeef looked up the company who made the game, Blitz Games Studios, and was shocked to discover that this same company also made Bratz: Forever Diamondz. Retsupurae has come full circle.

[ChibiWaira]

I seriously enjoy the tags for this video.

[objectionablechione]

DID HE REALLY JUST GIVE AN ECONOMICS LECTURE ABOUT BRATZ

THE FUCK IS THIS, INTERNET.

[Darlos9D]

@objectionablechione I... I don't...

[OlyJeebus]

As we all know this is Let's play: Anal rapist training

[07mcnallyl]

WARNING, WARING

RED SPY IN THE LP

Soldier: Theres a Red Spy in the LP?!

[milkkart]

is this being filmed in a funeral home?

[kittycatlolzable]

Was he really explaining the economy of the Bratz universe?

[CSB]

And so this guy went on to invent the Bitcoin.

[thrilmaster]

fail...slenderman doesnt talk.... noob >:O

[Shadow78954]

Man, Slenderman has REALLY hit rock bottom since the fame got to him.

[Shawaeon]

This is the video you see after you wake up tied up in this guy's rape dungeon.

[operationmeh]

...what the fuck.

[Cheetah1251]

I don't think they've added a word to the dictionary to possibly describe this.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Cheetah1251 Shitcockfuck!

[JellyDehli]

WHAT WAS HE THINKING

[steveharley0345]

Its calypto, discussing plans for his new plantmobile..

[NorojiEntertainment]

I'm scared.

[CommanderMantis]

I'm going to put on a ski mask, a baseball cap, and my best suit so I can do a let's play from my grandmother's living room.

[soldierofkazus]

And now for something completely psychotic.

[Tyme2Die]

"My dinner with the pulp fiction gimp." LMFAO.

[MrSdfg23]

"This is Psycho Mantis with the Six 'o Clock news."

[kittehfoodz]

It looks like one of those cursed video tapes. I totally expect this guy to sacrifice a goat or something.

[yunikage]

Of all the weird shit they've RPed, this is easily the weirdest. What happened here? Who is this bizarre man, and why is doing this? We will never know the answer, nor could any answer satisfactorily explain what we see here.

The world we live in is a very strange place. The people who live in it with us are even stranger.

[thapoint09]

@yunikage:

Weirder then Super Mario Kart Galaxy?

[JanitorAntisocial]

@thapoint09

I'm going to have to agree that this is weirder than that Mario Kart thing. In that, along with his "quirky" video intro, the kid was merely stringing shots of gameplay from different games together to illustrate his stupid fanfic.

In this, I have no goddamn clue what he was trying to accomplish. If the mask was to be anonymous, why videotape yourself in the first place? Why isn't there any shown gameplay of the game being reviewed? Why do your review in a botanic dining room? WHY

[deviltetsuo555]

@JanitorAntisocial

i'll break it down for you. he's taking a break in his let's play to talk about the unrelistic vaule of money in a bratz gba game why he couldn't do this as he was plays/has to do it all,i have no idea.

[poopskinTheLiar]

So THIS is what the Slender Man does to his victims.

[hola4adola]

this guy posted this!?... on purpose?!

[PointsofData]

He's lping BRATZ. BRAAAATZZZ. A GAME THAT NOT EVEN I, A GIRL, PLAYED AS A KID!

[deviltetsuo555]

@PointsofData

the worst part is he's ranting over the diamins and shit being used as real money and how they convert -__-

[PointsofData]

@deviltetsuo555 Holy...

[dxmagma]

@PointsofData Just the fact that he's playing bratz doesn't mean it's bad though. Lots of people make LPs of bad games because they're great riffing material, or because massive failures usually have interesting stories behind them (Research_Indicates Lp of Trespasser).

[PointsofData]

@dxmagma True. :P I'll admit to playing Hamtaro sometimes...but still, does he need to rant on about the Diamondz or whatever their called?

[dxmagma]

@PointsofData No that's just really weird. It's so weird part of me believes it's a joke, no one could really seriously make this and the reason he's wearing the mask is because he's cracking up the entire time.

[xneet00]

ninja mc jack-ass

[dontshoot22]

joke all u want

this man obviously lnows something we dont and i for one dont want to be on his bad side when he becomes the chief economic advisor to the sentient tree people

[TheWykydtron666]

@dontshoot22 nice i liked that XD that was a good one.

[HeavyxMedic53]

Slenderman is offering you a let's play. The cost is only 20 DOLLAS.

[redakdal]

I watch this every time and wonder why he hide his face, I mean might as well just did a slide show like the rest of us do if we don't wan't to be seen, there is no point in video recording yourself if you don't want to be seem, this guy didn't do anything interesting, he might as well showed the game because it would of been better

this is in all seriousness

[Fr0stilcfr0LilcS]

2:29 once you see it, you'll shit bricks.

[d01hazel]

@Fr0stilcfr0LilcS Robot? In my window? More likely than you think.

[Strawberrycock309]

Oh hey, the slenderman made this video. Neat.

[TheToast7]

I didn't know Dr. McNinja did LPs.

[spuirrel]

2:06 "cum laude bright red giant fucking charade" Thanks youtube I thought he said something entirely different

[Fail2407]

''I need to make jackets and i approve this message''.

Ah Google..and your failure of making automated captions

[deviltetsuo555]

i don't know what's more fucked up the fact that he's a grown man lping a little girls video game or the fact he's taking it so damn serusily!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RealParadoxBlues]

The sad part is that I think I understand what the point of this video was.

Pardon me, I'm going to check into the insane asylum for a while.

[NintendanGX]

the guy on screen needs a tenner to go get his fix. come on, youtube, let's help the poor bastard out

[TheHeartless09]

So it's a commercial O,o

[CDTheHedgehog]

"1 blingz token for 33 cents"

he sounds like a cam girl.

[forlvadell]

"oh my god! he's like poison ivy's retarded henchman"

[sweffe96]

This guy is fucking insane, hahaha.

[shawnspringstead]

any one else waiting for an invisible man reference the whole time?

[HazelCarter287]

this has got to be some kind of fucking performance art.

[jonu67]

The tf2 spy does lets plays?

[kmoodyblues]

@jonu67 Not his finest moment.

[RottenEggCreations]

even anonymous can make retarded lets play videos

[HyperMario9000]

@RottenEggCreations Don't they always 8D?

[potaterjim]

I'm not sure whats more confusing, that this is supposed to be a lets play, or that a grown man is (questionably?) playing a game based on dolls targeted for 5 year old girls...

[noqa]

I'm sorry, what was the game again?

[lpkid253]

she needs to grow some bratz balls

[TheAnonftw]

I honestly thought this would be a guy threatening to blow up buildings or kill people. Heck this could be a let's play terrorist or something.

[yapayepayepa]

@TheAnonftw you can exchange the audio of this video with some threat and send it somewhere, they would be so scared and will never know that its really a lp of bratz xD

i know that you must protect your identity to avoid bad times with your dox revealed, but thats so ridiculously stupid that i prefer microsoft sam over this like 10 times better

[DrMarilynFan]

Least now I know where the AV club nerds I knew in high school ended up...

[Scorpiondesu]

Slenderman? Is that you?

[joejoerg]

ok im sorry but a combination of secret agents, ninjas, and baseball fans do NOT WORK

[D3V1L275]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE WAR A ALIEN IN THE WINDOW

[DXslilgangsta]

Sam Fisher is doing game reviews now?

[animerox1341]

I was leaning back when this video started so I thought his face was just covered by bad lighting, the camera changes showed me how wrong I was.

At least he has a tripod? I've got nothing.

[Headbanger142]

"Poison Ivy's retarded henchman" lol

[blahblahblah7679]

3:18 guys, theres a monster in the window!!!!

[FranklinthorpGamer]

@blahblahblah7679 ZOMG I see it!!!

[antisadism]

This is physcho mantis with the six o clock news, I seen you've already watched the simpsons, glee and american idol, you watch 2 hours so you arent really addicted to T.V. and thats good. now put your remote control down on the floor and I will make it move!!!

[ps3freak44]

this is just like rifftrax please do it more often

[BoxedEntertainment21]

The best part is that when he does his pose at the end, the only thing moving is the Christmas lights, clearly seen from his window.

[Hidraga]

This is creepy...

[Icerama108]

2:17How come the Green Herbs in RE5 aren't that big?

[Vermin226]

WTF?

Does this guy handle our economy?

And if he does why are we wondering why the economy is failing?

[kmoodyblues]

Well, you can't say he didn't put effort into it. At least as far as everything but the writing goes.

[JayKRiot]

"he's like Poison Ivy's retarded henchman".

[CheeseManPooPoo]

Ninja McJackass...lol.

[DayBreakization]

I would make fun of this guy, but I'm scared he might appear behind me.

[WinstonFisher]

I watched this yesterday and watched it again today to make sure that what I watched was actually real. Did I imagine this?

[AgentMidnight]

He is the evil Economic Botanist. But seriously what the hell am I looking at.

[spetnaz93]

why do i get the fealing that there is a cult ritual going on in the door next to him?

[Roykidsego]

@spetnaz93 Because they are sacrificing him to the gods.

At least some cult makes sense.

[todbot1]

How exactly is this a Let's Play? Aren't those of games?

[Dylanthulhu]

.... What the fuck is that in the window at 3:15!?

[Nellis4543]

@Dylanthulhu

IT'S RORSHACH!

With glowing eyes......

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@Dylanthulhu

yeah haha

[meltdown4500]

I never thought the Spy would stoop so low...

[RobGrix]

This guy is either Psycho Mantis, The Spy, one of the guards from MGS or Mask De Smith

[MrBillymayshere]

what is this i dont even

[Orylen]

This guy majors in botany and has a minor in economics in Bratz world. We are so going to die.

[xb360ga]

this guy loves plants fancy dining and bratz..... i dont blame him for covering his face

[CaptainTinTyrant]

related videos: What The Hell?!??!

my thoughts exactly

[Rogueofmv]

As soon as you guys started talking about secret agents, the James Bond theme started playing on my iTunes. Wow.

[KadianAthior]

Ninja stole my lets play :o

[jetzzfan]

Hidden point of comedy. When he does his pose at the end, look outside the window and you can see Christmas lights!

[RRVCrinale]

SPY SAPPIN MAH LET'S PLAY

[VaatiMinishCap]

LET'S PLAY DOWN!

[Cooliespy345]

I kind of find it humorus that the first related video is "What the Hell?"

[DruoxTheShredder]

it isn't related..it's promoted.

But it's still humorous.

[SuperMario16bit]

It's Slenderman! D:

[moneymandate]

And he's doing an LP. We're fucked

[Killzoner7]

it looks like he is at Olive Garden or something

[manuel221988]

omg i almost cried when he psycho mantis lol

i think this guy kinda looks like mankind when wresting was wwf

[Shincksy]

lmfbo my comment was deleted

[TheHeroOfLegends]

So all these shadows lead me to believe this is a LP-noir.

[havvyweponsman]

I think today I'll dress up in a full business suit, mask, and baseball cap, prepare a bizarre sacrificial altar in my kitchen, deliver a lengthy essay on modern geopolitical economics and its many nuanced relationships with Bratz, film it, and put it on the internet. Yeah. Sounds good.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Horticulture?

Well, there's also the fact that the other videos in the series are named after vegetables.

[LimeCatMaster]

I think this is one of the guards from MGS.

[Blo0daXe]

"I'm Ninja McJackass, and I approve this message."

[vgcdxcfh]

oh this must be unused caracter "black guy" from TF2

[CaptainTinTyrant]

I didnt know there was a black team in TF2

[p3ngu1n48]

1:56

TELEPORT

[PocketLoli]

Can you stop leaving retarded comments on all of their videos? God damn aspie.

[PocketLoli]

Oh. Really. I didn't know that.

[xRavioliSumox]

Seriously? I would bet $100 that they're all self diagnosed because they want an excuse for not trying to have a social life.

[Shincksy]

@PocketLoli

You're a 4channer

[GreatestMKfighter]

ROFLMAO@ Poison Ivy's retarded henchman

[1andonlyWojjan]

1:57 He talks. He talks again. What the heck?! Is this some kind of new funky directing style or WHAT?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Why do some people wear masks on Youtube?

Noone knows who the fuck you are in real life anyway, let alone go looking for you.

[Nomad9]

What the fuck is this shit.

[0rionBTL]

The only thing that would make this video more hilarious is if it turned out he was wearing a "City Name Sports Team" hat.

[kaptenlemper]

if i didn't hear the commentary, i would've thought this was an old pbs education programme.

[Agentbromsnor]

That guy would actually be kinda funny if he didn't present everything like a fucking retard.

[SenseiLeRoof]

Infotainment courtesy of the Masked Retard.

[WrathXSkullz]

This.... this is what im gonna wear for halloween

[TheAdmiral]

Well...points for creativity and dapperness.

[TheUnown7]

I'm just wondering, where is his Chia Pet?

[StreiBullet]

I'm Ninja McJackass and I approved this message!

[TheDoodMan]

Oh dear God... I'm in so much pain from laughing so hard. I think this is my favorite retsupurae.

[jcrist]

what the fuck is this? it makes me wanna die.

[powerfox112]

I just noticed that the left window at 3:11 has a face in it

[SSoHPKC]

"Why do you need a set for a let's play?"

haha

[Chibekoe]

"Ninja McJackass!" XD

[boko6565]

why the fuck does this guy care?

[FAILGET64]

It's like if Hamas decided to make an LP

[BooDoug187]

This is like the intro to some super fancy snuff film.

[DeimionWolf]

aweful as far as content goes but I would vote for him

[BaerXIII]

Bratz Forever Diamonds 10: A shocking tale of deceit, heartship, romance, and overly large headed girls.

The New Yorker hails it as a must see.

The creator's mom says, "Well I thought it was good."

[Rangerthewolf]

the weird thing is at his spreadsheet he has tank tops as black suede tank and he didnt point that out

[RedX0]

let's play brats by decloy octopus

[WatMcWatley]

It's a Let's Play directed by David Lynch.

[ReisenMell]

When I saw this guy I couldn't help but think. . .

GENTLEMEN

[Edgemaster000]

Pime Taradox.

[1337Rayman]

"Everybody get the fuck down, I'm making a Let's Play video of Bratz!" xD lol

[NachoVidio]

I SEE SPY!

[GigaShadow555]

So, the Pyro IS a male.

And about twenty times as creepy as a regular pyromaniac.

[LuminarNightblade]

This video would be better if all the speech was just "mrhrrmffmmffhhf fhfmfhhh"