@fsxaircanada01 I don't deal with that bull shit, I text in class when she dose not know :D same thing with gum, she has gum in her mouth but says I can't have some so I get my gum and me and this girl I like start eating it when she dosn't know :P
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you." So you're happy to make people late to their next class because you've got a chip on your shoulder? Thanks for showing us that the real world is full of assholes Mr./Ms. Douchecunt.
We were watching a video in school today to promote learning French.
The video said, "Choosing a career is an important decision. The work world is a competitive place, you will always need to set yourself apart. Why should you be hired as a nurse, a doctor *Picture of a doctor appears on screen*, a flight attendant, a pilot *Picture of pilot appears on screen* or a teacher *Picture of Terrible Teacher appears on screen*."
I guess it must depend on the high school and college one attends. I attended a private college preparatory high school (aka a prep school) called Wichita Collegiate School in Wichita, Kansas. Then I went to a public university called Texas A & M University in College Station, Texas. College was, for me, far, far more difficult. I did not have to go to class for as many hours, but study and homework often kept me working constantly. I was very stressed out.
0:43, this happened to me in kindergarden (very first year of school) for a drawing I did and didn't colour in the lines. It made me the strong sadistic individual I am now
The textbook one describes my life. I paid $150 for an Art History textbook I read once. I paid $40 for a Sculpture textbook I didn't read at all. And $90 for an Astronomy textbook that I skim only if I miss a lecture, and I'm passing all these classes well. I COULD BE USING THIS MONEY FOR CEREAL AND COOL LOOKING BUT USELESS THROW PILLOWS DAMN IT
my maths teacher always makes us bring our text books for the week and sometimes we dont even use them for the week. they're heavy as well coz there's about 700 pages in them!
@LetsPlayGuy12 depends on which college/university and where in the world you are. I've heard from my friend in the States it's much much easier. Whereas here....university is definitely much harder than high school. much much harder
im a high school examiner
u fail.
deadlyNytshayd 1 day ago
so true
drone5542 1 day ago
im sure that if that woman found shes an internet meme she'd be PISSED
archibald0dickworth 5 days ago
Reminds me of my math teacher...
lu4y4pants 6 days ago
you get a 69.9%
you get a D anyway.
Nitemare54231 6 days ago
Points out flaws in essay
Doesn't make suggestions for improvement
luteus77 1 week ago
That meme reminded me of most of my teachers in elementary school. That was an horrible school.
YAYYAY1994 1 week ago
"you don't have to do the homework"
entire class gets detention for not doing homework
jackthwolf100 1 week ago
Good god, all of this had happened to me before I even hit grade 12...
MyFishWillPwnU 2 weeks ago
my all-time favorite: ask question about something. ''look it up till next lesson and tell it to the whole class''
996Mitja 2 weeks ago
Says 69 in math and students laugh..
What's so funny?
Vennyscool911 2 weeks ago 2
every single 1 of these is true for my class
Mattingly97 3 weeks ago
Ugh 1:43 my teacher total uses that I hate it -.-
TheHunt2010 3 weeks ago
Grades student's english essay 98
Student asks what was wrong, he looks at it for a moment.
Marks 100.
greg0050 3 weeks ago
OMG That's my old teacher !!!
missvioletbloom 3 weeks ago
1:16 1:41 1:46 1:56 are all true!
TomasVergaraTV 3 weeks ago
Mute, I love you so fucking much.
chemoman1 4 weeks ago
@chemoman1 thanks but i still love the situation
halwil03 4 weeks ago
@halwil03 lolwut?
chemoman1 4 weeks ago
@chemoman1 damn yall faggot ass aint seen jersey shore. my name is mute btw ;@)
halwil03 4 weeks ago
Tells class that we wont be using the chemistry books and tells us to turn them in
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gives homework and test's that require the book the next day.
AlbatrossOnFire 1 month ago 3
I had a teacher like this once!
1:23
I fucking HATED Ms. Hughes!
Watsurname2 1 month ago
@Watsurname2 WAIT I MEANT 11:00
Watsurname2 1 month ago
@Watsurname2 DAMN IT 00:11
Watsurname2 1 month ago
yay i got scum bag steve as a lab partner.I'm jelly of who got Good guy greg.
ItzAcewing 1 month ago
Anyone else think the real sad thing here is it this is true for 99% of the worlds teachers? :l
SantaFishes101 1 month ago
0:42 Notices you did bad grammar....
Shagthedemon 1 month ago
@Shagthedemon funny thing because ur grammer is worse
kyle90876 1 month ago
@kyle90876 I believe that was the joke I was going for
Shagthedemon 1 month ago
funny cause ive had at least 65% percent of that video happen to me...
xxCrAzYcAnUkxXx 1 month ago 3
Answer Math question correctly with Einstein method
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"0 points, you didn't use my shitty method"
JohnsLazy 1 month ago 3
She is a 10/10
lumberj23 1 month ago
0:25 Omfg My Teacher Always Does That!!!
2WiredBeats 1 month ago
" keep talking and ill put 1000 spears down your throat " my math teacher
DeadandPaid1996 1 month ago
Dont talk to the other teachers about homework
----
All the teachers give homework on the same day
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"Jamal, your black
What do you think?"
CrappyCrowbar 1 month ago
I nearly died when it said
"Jamal, your black
What do you think?"
CrappyCrowbar 1 month ago
Student: Um... teacher I think african is on the other hemisphere?
Teacher: No Its not!
Student: but the map is upside down!
Teacher: Thats it detention for talking back.
From the same minds that insist that that is the male seahorse.
MineMurphydog 1 month ago
the bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you...
every day
AKLA326 1 month ago
worst teacher ever: makes u buy $200 dollar required text book....WHICH YOU ONLY USE TWICE!!!
Itrainharder 1 month ago
Heres your extra credit....its a required assignment btw
pur3fa1lur3 1 month ago
pairs you with scum bag steve..hey bro can i borrow a pen and chew on the end of it
TheMerkzzz 1 month ago
this pretty much sums up why i homeschool.
dementedododude 1 month ago
So many memories....so much pain(especially 0:35 and 0:51).
KiddTut125A 1 month ago
*offers to play music and everyone says yes*
plays classical
JBoY2214 1 month ago
sexy teacher
alitakos89 1 month ago
"I can have my phone on during class"
"you cant!"
fsxaircanada01 1 month ago
@fsxaircanada01 I don't deal with that bull shit, I text in class when she dose not know :D same thing with gum, she has gum in her mouth but says I can't have some so I get my gum and me and this girl I like start eating it when she dosn't know :P
potctk 1 month ago
"I WILL CURVE THE GRADES"
curves it 2%
FantasticFranco 1 month ago 25
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you." So you're happy to make people late to their next class because you've got a chip on your shoulder? Thanks for showing us that the real world is full of assholes Mr./Ms. Douchecunt.
ReaperX3ro 1 month ago
ive seen plenty of these
mrarabgamer 1 month ago
i had these all in one teacher
lololrofl50 1 month ago
This fits almost all my teachers
IAmShmooRaccoon 1 month ago
Gives extra credit
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Takes points off wrong extra credit questions
ladawg81 1 month ago 33
Can I use the bathroom
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I don't know, can you?
ladawg81 1 month ago
Asks for a 500 page notebook
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Uses 84 pages throughout the year
ladawg81 1 month ago
"I can be late, you cant"
TheoSgod666 1 month ago
@TheoSgod666 I come late anyways :D but who cares when the teacher is late, it gives us less working time in class and more talking time :D
potctk 1 month ago
Finish work early
Tells you to grade papers
DFElender1 2 months ago
My fav was "The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you. Because that's what happens at my school XD
Epikwafflegirl1234 2 months ago
Its funny because that has happened to me :/
D3Doomslash 2 months ago
We have to take notes whilst teach is watching a movie! Yr7 English block!
England...
RedAppleAnimations 2 months ago
You know, most of these are my teacher
Hughjass12321 2 months ago
0:36 110% English teacher.
phoenix22567 2 months ago
0:04 *cough cough* 7th grade english teacher
CaeserFox 2 months ago
True story, bro.
LadyLouise93 2 months ago
1:41 That's how my math teacher is >:/
Erika6S 2 months ago
taking notes while watching a movie? thats horrible
BigSloppyHoe 2 months ago
OMG i had a teacher in 4th grade who did ALL of this stuff
MrVeswer 2 months ago
It all happens in high school.
PaintballIt 2 months ago
This has all happened to me before, but don't you think they could've used a meaner looking teacher?
poitertoip 2 months ago
should say oh dont worry about it....its just a grade...dumb bitches
beast123219 2 months ago
bet the 4 people that liked this are probaly are teachers
beast123219 2 months ago
I enjoyed this meme, then I took an arrow to the knee
DJFalconX93821 2 months ago
We were watching a video in school today to promote learning French.
The video said, "Choosing a career is an important decision. The work world is a competitive place, you will always need to set yourself apart. Why should you be hired as a nurse, a doctor *Picture of a doctor appears on screen*, a flight attendant, a pilot *Picture of pilot appears on screen* or a teacher *Picture of Terrible Teacher appears on screen*."
I burst out laughing so hard.
Ishcoa 2 months ago
This reminds me of my math teacher, hate that bitch. She can shove her math books far up her ass and fuck off!
TazakaLOL 2 months ago
every single teacher i have ever had so far in middle school does all of these thjings EVERY SINGLE ONE
alexismoricca6 2 months ago
Tara Mcbride Anyone?
wargatrxxxx 2 months ago
so god damn true
Mega554321 2 months ago
I guess it must depend on the high school and college one attends. I attended a private college preparatory high school (aka a prep school) called Wichita Collegiate School in Wichita, Kansas. Then I went to a public university called Texas A & M University in College Station, Texas. College was, for me, far, far more difficult. I did not have to go to class for as many hours, but study and homework often kept me working constantly. I was very stressed out.
agiar2000 2 months ago
there funny cause there true
reachforacreech 2 months ago
SIXTYFIFTH!
MrAskmannen 2 months ago
1:06....huh? @_@ -brain fried-
runebladez999 3 months ago
I think this would be my teacher. His last name is Bowser for a reason.
adakun13 3 months ago
I can relate to every one of those
foxtrot1700 3 months ago
0:43, this happened to me in kindergarden (very first year of school) for a drawing I did and didn't colour in the lines. It made me the strong sadistic individual I am now
devious69 3 months ago
Shows up 20 minutes late for class
Bitches about your responsibility
DrQwerty487 3 months ago
I can be late for work
You can't
Man this describes every teacher I have ever had...
nilsen93 3 months ago
this sounds like all the qualities of my history teacher and english teacher
Craftfox16 3 months ago
The textbook one describes my life. I paid $150 for an Art History textbook I read once. I paid $40 for a Sculpture textbook I didn't read at all. And $90 for an Astronomy textbook that I skim only if I miss a lecture, and I'm passing all these classes well. I COULD BE USING THIS MONEY FOR CEREAL AND COOL LOOKING BUT USELESS THROW PILLOWS DAMN IT
jessissleepy 3 months ago
1:51 thats what im going to say to a kid when im a teacher.
thenumber1ismine 3 months ago
In urban dictionary school is synonomous with prison.
YOURFACEOUCH 3 months ago
I actually really love my math class, and it's mostly because of the teacher. The class I hate is Spanish, mostly because of 0:37
djmbubba 3 months ago
my maths teacher always makes us bring our text books for the week and sometimes we dont even use them for the week. they're heavy as well coz there's about 700 pages in them!
TheCaitlyn97 3 months ago
Best one
Jaydog1OO 3 months ago
sooo.... college is easier than the other schools...?
LetsPlayGuy12 3 months ago
@LetsPlayGuy12 it depends. its easier in college. but i liked school better cuz i had more work. in college you just dont give a crap anymore :D
MemeW0rld 3 months ago 5
@MemeW0rld that's cause everyone is high/stoned/drunk :D
MPSecare 2 months ago
@MemeW0rld lol exactly
ohaidare 1 month ago
@LetsPlayGuy12 depends on which college/university and where in the world you are. I've heard from my friend in the States it's much much easier. Whereas here....university is definitely much harder than high school. much much harder
kilarntara 3 months ago
@LetsPlayGuy12 Not for me, but I'm going to a really hard college, and my high school was a public school in the middle of a farming community.
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enterscope 3 months ago
Human version of Princess Celestia.
gunman30001 3 months ago
0:49 My teacher did that :(
SpottedzebraHB 3 months ago
@SpottedzebraHB What's a binder check ? :)
g00hz 3 months ago
@g00hz Oh no, I ment the one before that. The one about movies.
SpottedzebraHB 3 months ago
@SpottedzebraHB Oh ok, but what's a binder check still ? XD
g00hz 3 months ago
@g00hz LOL idk! :p
SpottedzebraHB 3 months ago
Stop packing your bags
theres still 5 seconds left of school
lovleypotato 3 months ago
someone talks, waste 15 minuites telling the class how they wasted your time
dalektaliban 3 months ago
THIS IS SO TRUE. Binder checks...fucking binder checks.
TheWitty135 3 months ago
Turn in an art project.
Get an F for not showing your work.
MegaAuraStar 3 months ago
o wow this is my calc teacher!
beccalincecum 3 months ago
i dont want to live in this planet anymore
lavendertorchic 3 months ago
any questions? *raises hand*
no? llets move on.
what my teacher does to me.
THEROFLCOPTEREXPRES 3 months ago
This is all the teachers in my school.
inFamousEpicness 3 months ago
Trust me, college will be much more difficult - WRONG
^^^This!
OracleOrthros 3 months ago
I've had a couple teachers who were a lot like this.
DrWatsonPostmortem 4 months ago
lol my teacher is sometimes like this
klwaffles2010 4 months ago
I find her incredibly sexy!
crotchwellthealien 4 months ago
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING EVERYDAY LIFE FOR ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CactusRyRy 4 months ago
1:41 My Teacher Does That To
MrHLGNinja 4 months ago
all teachers are bitches disguised
Save90 4 months ago
These were pretty evenly spread out among my high school teachers.
Tehcrazymantid01 4 months ago 8
one that happened to me:
class average on test was 55%
BLAMES CLASS FOR NOT STUDYING
elmocheesecake1174 4 months ago
Is this my science teacher? I swear this is my science teacher...
NinjaPineappleTaco 4 months ago
Who ever created this meme could have used a more annoying looking person
tomisinakatkid 4 months ago 3
in the end when i had such a teacher i just did not attend his classes.
TheGIantR 4 months ago
I hav a teacher named mr humburger XD oh how I try not to laugh while I say it
pop129789 4 months ago
i have college in 2 more years..... crap.. im really nervous
DubJello 4 months ago 11
@DubJello dont worry man. studying is in the last place there :D
MemeW0rld 4 months ago 14
@MemeW0rld Is it bad that i relate to almost every single "Bad teacher" Meme?
234689ify 2 months ago
Grade 8 in a nutshell...
ubercharged95 4 months ago
My teachers makes us watch movies and take notes :( and @1:44 thats what my 1 hour teacher always says to us :(
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1kvelocity 4 months ago
almost all of those things have happened to me
weetoddtv 4 months ago
Last one SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!
VeggiePyromaniac 4 months ago
What's this song called?
mrmoo35 4 months ago
been there, done that
Rapsca11i0n 4 months ago
Most of them happend already =w=
0takuMetalheadGamer 5 months ago
All of these are pretty much all the teachers I've had and have now.
ShadTheCrazed 5 months ago
i saw all these already on an app
Montisa2008 5 months ago
@Montisa2008 would you like a cookie? because were out of cookies.
123killerbee 4 months ago
@123killerbee ANY CAKE?
Montisa2008 4 months ago
@Montisa2008 the cake is a lie
and no the cake isnt a pie
123killerbee 4 months ago
This is my math teacher. He's the worst. Also, it's good to know the last one.
danny66442200 5 months ago 14
@danny66442200 we all had such teacher :D
MemeW0rld 5 months ago 9
@danny66442200 Half the time you'll get out early from at least one of your college classes a week.
ShadowSoldior 3 months ago