I AM A MAN! The Original - Linkara

[Nuthriz]

This reminds me to finally delve into Linkara's archives...

[Ikarosus]

@Nuthriz If you havent already, watch his Cry For justice review. One of his best reviews.That comic is just so histericly baaaad.

[Nuthriz]

@Ikarosus Still haven't, yes - I always find something else in the way. Big thanks for the recommendation, I will start with that one then :)

[Ikarosus]

@Nuthriz Youre welcome :-)

[KITT171]

Bearded Idiot!

[13mungoman13]

That sound the punch makes is just... gruesome.

"THLUNNSH!" You can almost hear that androids innards being torn out of his abdomen.

[sandell321]

I don't get what was so weird about this... If someone accused me of being a robot then i'd get a bit pissed off too...

[MegamanNG]

Heard it in Linkara's Lightspeed Rescue review.

[SHINIGAMIDUDE62096]

I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!

[magictoaster9000]

Of course! Don't you know anything about science?

[PunchSydeironReviews]

I AM A HUMAN OF THE MASCULINE VARIETY!!

[snackpeelskin]

Someone had to do a sparta remix of this

[JaysPlace20]

I love Linkara!

[Broezzz]

I AM A WOMAN! (slap)

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

I AM A TRANSVESTITE!

(punch)

[Kryptnyt]

Superman has an epic beard randomly.

[xGimpyx]

@Kryptnyt That's not Superman.  it's just Bearded Idiot.

[DemonicPuppet83]

Well that is usually the best way out of a bad situation...

[Mobius14]

I AM A MAN!

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

I AM A MAN!

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

What an argument.

[wallyreimers]

The reality is, all 6 are dislikers

I AM A MAN

*Punches all 6 dislikers in the gut*

All 371 likers win's

[Bobzeaux]

I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!

*flipper-flipper-flipper*

[n343184]

He looked a lot skinner back then xD

[bbop100]

what a shame

[guilphire]

I AM A (wo)MAN. Mom, mom, I don't want cookies, I'm fine. Thank you...

[shadowhexogram]

I am a man! *turns to watch my little pony on tv* I think.....

[megaawsomeaustin]

I AM A MAN !!!!!!!

[Shadow009909]

Turn transcribed audio on :D

[Tounushi]

@Shadow009909

"yes even if you're a woman you should show up at your own and otherwise it doesn't work."

[sagesaria]

@Shadow009909 Wow, and I thought livejournal's auto-transcriptions for voice posts was bad XDD

[tekkamankoji]

i used that on my teacher for give me a bad grade......and works

[PunchSydeiron]

"Yes, even if you are a woman, you should shout 'I am a man!' otherwise it doesn't work."

[VincentsDarkFangirl]

....I'm actually more impressed by the epic beard Superman's got goin' on, I mean seriously WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE A BEARD NORMALLY HE'D BE SO MUCH COOLER!

[admiralshadaw]

The only question i have is, if superman could punch the android hard enough to impail him. how in the 9 hells did he keep from going clear THROUGH him?!

[DiscordChaos]

Linkara is a man's name.

and I AM A MAN.

[SnowBlindedbylight]

@DiscordChaos what about kamille

[DiscordChaos]

@SnowBlindedbylight My point exactly. :))

[Gasoline85]

I AM A MAYUN!!!

[OilyTower]

Moar like Super Santa, Damn Why do i think about The elephant man all of the sudden?

[TahirK1189]

My four year old niece began punching people and proclaiming that she is a girl after seeing this video.

I always say to her that you she a girl but I am a MAN!

[TF2Fan101]

Why is it I get the feeling that this is Chuck Norris' catchphrase?

[evilegg288]

@TF2Fan101 Because Chuck Norris woishes he could be half as awesome as Linkara.

[boitahaki]

which comic is this?

[theinspectorshetty]

@boitahaki Superman At Earth's End

[boitahaki]

@theinspectorshetty thanks

[TheZipding]

@theinspectorshetty I thought it was Bearded Idiot at Earth's End

[SlientChaos]

Well when you put it that way...

Matt Patel: I AM A MAN! *punches Michael cera*

[TooCool1993]

2 people arent a man

[brianblackberry]

That is about the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Pretty much why I could never read comics.

[Aelflar]

@brianblackberry Well in all honesty, Linkara reviews BAD comics. There are some pretty good ones out there, which don`t require tons of continuity/have melodrama/are cheesy :)

[Mosuckra]

I've never seen such an uncoordinated punch in my life.

[NotTooWellKnown]

I wish he went back to just reviewing instead of his idiotic stories that can take up more than half of the video

[rchan09]

Woot! 33,999

[WackdProductions]

Ballot is it, you know what I did write a have also! Havells! Slowly personal career surrenders punched out and read that's out! But as the lesson cases when debating some disagreement not with words but feeling "ALL OF OUR AND PLANTING EVIDENCE ALLOWED INDUSTRIES!" Are a lot. Yes, even if you are a woman you should show up at your own and otherwise it doesn't work. Dentist Doctor Silverman...

[WackdProductions]

@WackdProductions "When debating some disagreement, not with words but feeling." Sounds like an ideal Stephan Colbert can really get behind.

[EarthGlaive7654]

@WackdProductions Sir the combined efforts of Batman, and Sherlock Holmes could not find the joke in there. Seriously what the hell. It fails so hard that I cannot resist the urge to say something

[WackdProductions]

@EarthGlaive7654 My first post was the actual transcribed YouTube subtitles, and the second one wasn't really a joke.

So yeah.

[tencents6]

I AM A MAN!!1!! (Punches 2 people in the gut)

[corpsekiller345]

linkara is a nigger

[melandor0]

ARE A LOT

[MrsCamui]

I believe this is how us women need to defend ourselves against thugs and rapists.

Scream "I AM A MAN!" in a deep voice and punch them in the gut! So while they're on the ground in agony, they'll also be mentally scarred thinking you were a dude the whole time.

[GeneralMontague]

@MrsCamui any crimes you ma have ever committed up to, and including, genocide have been redeemed by that comment in my eyes

[SamuraiAkechi]

@MrsCamui Once upon a time I used this tip... it's been realy useful

[MrsCamui]

@SamuraiAkechi Glad to be of service! *salutes*

[Bobzeaux]

@MrsCamui

That's how my sister kept her purse from getting snatched recently. No, totally serious. *lol*

[MrsCamui]

@Bobzeaux Dude! That's awesome!

[lordearthblood]

@MrsCamui "It....it's a TRAP!!!!" o_o

[spyro9661]

@MrsCamui fuck off

[MrsCamui]

@spyro9661 lol

[spyro9661]

@MrsCamui lol

[DevilWithoutaCuase]

@MrsCamui <Implying women are strong enough to fight fairly

[Cryogenicmonkey]

He is a man!

[GalaxyBlasterX]

Damn fuckin' straight he is.

[1805movie]

There should be more "I AM A MAN" videos.

[KingZolem]

@1805movie *points to related videos* And there are even more.

[Noelh96]

I AM A WOMAN! *PUNCH*

what cha talking 'bout linkara, it totally worksif you scream i'm a woman. *points to the dead android on the floor*

[Lulzalex]

@Noelh96 Cool you are a girl, I am going to stalk your youtube

[Noelh96]

@Lulzalex okay...

[inuyashavsnaruto]

Greatest Literal Punch Lines BATTLE: "FALCON PUNCH" VS. "I AM A MAN!"

[sagesaria]

@inuyashavsnaruto I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet XD at least not that I've seen.

[theanjo]

Trascribed audio says "are a lot"

[HyperShadic89]

[the kid]I AM A MAN!*he jumps on dracula's head* [dracula]ow why the hell did you just say you were a man your 13 [the kid]i dont know [dracula]*shoots the moon at the kid* [the kid]HOLY-*gets killed by the moon*

[wargun1000]

i did a i am a man punch, i yelled it out and punched the man in the groin, i wish i had the cammera

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

two people are actually men and not idiots

[trueedge2097]

It really does work, too.

[DrClay999]

The one person who thumbed this down needs to be taught that I AM A MAN!

[QuartrGuy]

I am a MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

*Punches Dracula in the gust*

[QuartrGuy]

@QuartrGuy Whoops...I meant "guts"

[ultimateanimefighter]

1 person isn't a man and disliked this.

[Mistertbones]

One person is not a man!

[mytruenameisdylan]

Dentist Doctor Silverman

[ultimateanimefighter]

Falcon punch vs I AM A MAN *punch* WHAT WILL WIN?!?

[kricku]

@ultimateanimefighter One is a straight, the other one's a hook. They are not in competition, but rather, partners.

[ultimateanimefighter]

@kricku Thats true..... I AM A FALCON PAUNCH! XD

[roflcopterprods]

You know, as silly as it is, that is actually a pretty epic line. Kinda bad-ass.

"You want reality...? Reality is you are an android... AND I AM A MAN!!!"

[Shintear]

"I AM A MAN!"

The irrefutable argument.

...Actually, the reason it's irrefutable is because my opponent's now on the floor, gasping for air.

VICTORY.

[HeavensDrills]

1 person is not a man.

[cerberus144]

1 person wasn't a man.

[zangetsu9196]

Tried it, didn't work.

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

"Slowly person career surrenders punched out and read that's out!"

YouTube really REALLY fails hard...

[SSMaster]

0 people have lost debates this way.

...

Wait, what?

[Ruthfully]

@SSMaster 1

[SideShowShayne1]

WHAT IS A MAN?, A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!!!!!

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!!!

[MrBrawler16]

I AM A MAN! (accidently gut punches chuck norris)

(arm disintegrates)

[Cuzup]

I AM A WOMAN! 

*SLAPS*

[Kajowwojak]

If all this is true... Captain Falcon is one heck of a man!

[ColorPrinter42]

sweet merciful crap!

[m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

I pity the poor sucker who was offscreen of that punch...

[DaAsianMan666]

I AM AN asian MAN

*PUNCH*

[VengfulX]

that needs to be a ringtone!

[Dustehue928]

could yell I AM A woMAN

[pieisgood13]

@Dustehue928 you could, but it wouldn't work

[batmanrules16]

@Dustehue928 This should answer that. 0:26

[kobakommander]

I'm just waiting for the next Presidental debate to end with:

"I AM A MAN!!!" (PUNCH!!!)

[pixieproductions4427]

@kobakommander that would make presidential debates more interesting for sure!

[MajinArenahappypants]

somebody do a dbz parody of this.

[Godof0Thousand]

@MajinArenahappypants It's been done...

[CanadianSurfer7]

Went to University at the campus bar in St Catharines, and got in a bar fight, yeled I am a man and knocked this dueche into the bar table hah

[sub2me4areview]

EYE AMM A MAYUN!

[OldBobMcCoy]

"All right, Laurin."

IT WILL NEVER BE ALL RIGHT, CAPTIONS.

[c00lgAmEr]

Lol at the Captions in the last seconds..."Dentist doctor Silverman" xD

[Giraffediety]

Damn...For a Youtube Poop I want to see Captain Falcon doing his Falcon Punch, but instead the evil guy says 0:00 and Captain Falcon (Instead of saying FALCON PUNCH!) He'd say 0:03

[simpsonman956]

which is better to win an argument I wonder. This or "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"?

[sinclose678]

I can't believe how much fun Linkara has managed to make this phrase become. Ah well, he's awesome so what to expect...

[ShadxRune]

ALL RIGHT LAUREN!

Yeah, audio transcribe is wretched, but Linkara is awesome :D

[Espada5NnoitraJiruga]

dentist doctor silverman xD (put CC on and look at the very last second_

[CarboKill]

ALL RIGHT LAURIN!

[Mistertbones]

Unlike Shane Dawson and Chris Crocker, Linkara IS A MAN!

[foxman876]

This tagline seem too have become something of a meme.

[Magnuswar]

dentist doctor silverman

[Dudinator123]

I'm postive, Linkara created this video WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!

SHINING FINGER MAYUN SWORD!

[SlientChaos]

spy: I AM A MAN! *backstabs sniper*

[RobloxMario]

I tried watching captions for this video.

All I can say is LOL,you guys need to try it too.

[Hidan13579]

I AM AN ASSHOLE

[biggerthanlife01]

X3 She wore a man! Youtube sucks at translating.

[conradojavier]

Judge Dredd:GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!!!!!!!!!!

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

YOU BETRAYED THE YYLAAWW!!

[conradojavier]

@xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

[ZineappleVids]

Youtube Captions: ALL RIGHT LAURIN!

[FurriesForLife34]

Apparently to youtube, "I AM A MAN!" means "alright laurin." Fail

[AnimenerdMuffin]

ALL RIGHT LAURIN!

[citiboy150]

thats how i solve my problems

rent:i am a man!! (gut punch)

in-laws:i am a man!! (gut punch)

girlfriend wont put out:i am a man!! (gut punch)

friend returning to my house for the money that i owe him:I.AM.A.MAUN!!!!(gut punch

[G0ATFAC3]

For the record, SuperMan isn't even a man. He is an alien.

[conradojavier]

@G0ATFAC3 He maybe a Kryptonian Alien, but HE IS A MAYU'N!

[citiboy150]

my favorite part was when he yelled I AM A MAUN!!!!!

[DarkvindFromIllier]

I AM A MAYN!! *punch*

[kayman92]

@DarkvindFromIllier ahhh my guts!

[ninjawerepyre]

All right Laurin!

[DrgoFx]

"Yes even if you're a woman, she shopped she wore a man otherwise it doesn't work."

OT'S THE FEMALE MAN HUNTER! RUN FOR YOUR MALE LIVES!

[gatman134]

I AM A MAN

[ThatMan0verThere]

You should see the captions on some of Benzaies videos. "Don't get cancer." "Its like paper on a stake in Texas" and other nonsensical hilarites.

[Eldapan]

ALL RIGHT LAURIN

[SonicstarVocaloid]

"dentist doctor silverman"

Why the hell does that make sense to me?

[jurfrokstar]

Youtube Closed Captions are made of fail but Linkara isn't.

[Headbanger142]

All Right Laurin!!!

[misanthropiclusion]

@jurfrokstar you have to admit that they are pretty hilarious

[Subrick]

@jurfrokstar

ALL RIGHT LAURIN!

[Cwhitfield15]

@jurfrokstar Dentist doctor silverman

[kanyehater99]

@jurfrokstar "all of our and planting evidence allowed industries"

[UltamiteLifeForm360]

@jurfrokstar

At least the captions got "Yes even if you're a woman" right

[ThePathofenlightment]

I AM A MAY'UN!

[Nintendoggy]

"I AM A MUAN!!" *Gut punch!*