Bill Burrs advice is always a 10/10. The fact that it has constant football references in it makes it a fucking 27/10. "Your dick is always running the 2 minute offence". AWESOME
if he's lucky, he'll only lose his job. she's setting him up for a whole lotta unnecessary drama.
Anyone who cheats is no good. It will go down really bad for this stupid bastard. Don't walk, run.
Trust me, she's cuing her boyfriend about the co worker with the hots for her. When things get screwed up at home, she'll tell him about the coworker to gauge his jealousy.
Dick is the shadow government, your REASON is the main stream politics, you speak out the policies that seem good on paper, but your dick is the one that executes the decisions.
Bill his dick is manipulating it but he doesnt know it at all......It happens...u turn around and your sitting there lookin down at ur crouch like what did u just doooo to us. Got us into trouble again....u monster u.
Dont play their games MAN. You handle that shit the 1st week, If she wont open her wet hole by then, FUCK her move on, she teasing you dude. Goddamn LAAADDIESS!
right on point.... they tell you dont say anything and the next thing you know THEY go say something and people are coming up asking you did you hit...
Great podcast Bill, what i do is every morning I go out to the garage and hit my dick with a hammer, that keeps you from even thinking about cheating.
this kid's not gonna listen to you. hopefully he'll wear a skin. a good lesson for him would be if he got the clap and an ass beating. this girl would benefit from a lesson of her own of a nice saturday abortion and her boyfriend breaking up with her because if this is her way, she'll do it again. jesus, who's her mother? shame on her.
Don't shit where you eat. It's that simple. If you want your work life to be relatively normal and status quo, don't bang the hot chick that's been flirting with you because it never ends well for anyone involved: The office becomes toxic, she spills everything, you get angrier than normal and you both get fired.
OMG this happen to me A FEW YEARS AGO EXACLY HOW BILL BREAKS IT DOWN dammit i wish i heard this then LOL SHE couldnt keep her legs an mouth shut an the shit just got wierd AT AN AWAY FROM THE WORKPLACE HES SO RIGHT ABOUT OUR DICKS THINKING FOR US never will LET MY DICK LEAD ME INTO FUCKING a chick at the workplace again NEVER BILL IS THE MAN TO THANX FOR THE UPLOAD
Abort Abort! If he bangs her then he'll be the go to guy when ever her and her bF get into fights which is likely to increase when they move in. The work place already knows something and will be likely to start to ask even more questions. At most if U have to; make her give you a BJ this way she'll be less likely to gossip abt the experience.
Bill Burr podcast advice is like AA meetings for young guys
Koryo8 1 week ago
This was fu#!ing hilarious! Haven't had such a good laugh in ages. Thanks for uploading it.
Yazoo2564 2 weeks ago
@Yazoo2564 You're welcome. Keep laughing!
PaperBagBandits 1 week ago
PaperBagBandits!! thank you for uploading!
jsross3 3 weeks ago
@jsross3 You're welcome
PaperBagBandits 3 weeks ago
bill burr is a f****** genius
djhectorb1 1 month ago
1. How much do you like your job?
2. Can this guy beat the shit out of you?
ROFLMAO
1ghostronin 1 month ago
Hopefully he listened, but that's a 23 yo guy getting advice from a 40 yo guy, my bet is that he's going to rationalize it anyway.
fistoffries 1 month ago
Bill Burrs advice is always a 10/10. The fact that it has constant football references in it makes it a fucking 27/10. "Your dick is always running the 2 minute offence". AWESOME
pjkw47 1 month ago
if he's lucky, he'll only lose his job. she's setting him up for a whole lotta unnecessary drama.
Anyone who cheats is no good. It will go down really bad for this stupid bastard. Don't walk, run.
Trust me, she's cuing her boyfriend about the co worker with the hots for her. When things get screwed up at home, she'll tell him about the coworker to gauge his jealousy.
It's a classic: he's the pansy.
mantleofvalor 1 month ago
Gold!
CBoavida 1 month ago
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Dick is the shadow government, your REASON is the main stream politics, you speak out the policies that seem good on paper, but your dick is the one that executes the decisions.
theenlightenedvan 1 month ago
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theenlightenedvan 1 month ago
rule number 1 - do not piss in your own pool. establish if the sucrifice is worth it. most time it is NOT!
theenlightenedvan 1 month ago
Bill his dick is manipulating it but he doesnt know it at all......It happens...u turn around and your sitting there lookin down at ur crouch like what did u just doooo to us. Got us into trouble again....u monster u.
EcheChanga 2 months ago
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cheeseyfosheezy 2 months ago
Dont play their games MAN. You handle that shit the 1st week, If she wont open her wet hole by then, FUCK her move on, she teasing you dude. Goddamn LAAADDIESS!
InsaneBillykane 2 months ago
LAAAAAAAAAADYY
emowashere 2 months ago 3
wow yea don't touch that poon... that itch she is begging you to scratch probably has saber tooth crotch crickets included.
BraveWomanCandy 3 months ago
THIS ONES FOR THE LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
laistar 3 months ago
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laistar 3 months ago
lmfao when i listen to these podcasts. I laugh at the exact same times as Bill
kelly2charmin 3 months ago
Lmfao I love OOOOOOOH JEZISSSSSS
kelly2charmin 3 months ago in playlist More videos from PaperBagBandits
This can be a case study of some sort lol
PolakFury 3 months ago
Thanks for always doing this PaperBag
wonderlic 3 months ago 12
@wonderlic You're welcome. Keep laughing!
PaperBagBandits 3 months ago
right on point.... they tell you dont say anything and the next thing you know THEY go say something and people are coming up asking you did you hit...
MrRasheed7 3 months ago
That dude in the story is totally lying to himself.
WIleyCubScout 3 months ago
DOHHHHHH JEEEEEEZZZUUUSSSSSSSS
rsbutz1 3 months ago
Your dick is always in the 2 minute offense. I spit three cheerios out when I heard that.
Seefizzle 3 months ago 2
This video is hilarious.
RandomShellAccount 3 months ago
Great podcast Bill, what i do is every morning I go out to the garage and hit my dick with a hammer, that keeps you from even thinking about cheating.
LAComedyCop 3 months ago
this kid's not gonna listen to you. hopefully he'll wear a skin. a good lesson for him would be if he got the clap and an ass beating. this girl would benefit from a lesson of her own of a nice saturday abortion and her boyfriend breaking up with her because if this is her way, she'll do it again. jesus, who's her mother? shame on her.
NikozyTV 3 months ago
LAAADY
giallorossicalcio1 3 months ago
red shoe diaries - great reference
peateargriffin80 3 months ago
Pussy tee ball??!!! Awesome, can I use that one Bill?
MrPrestige350 3 months ago
Don't shit where you eat. It's that simple. If you want your work life to be relatively normal and status quo, don't bang the hot chick that's been flirting with you because it never ends well for anyone involved: The office becomes toxic, she spills everything, you get angrier than normal and you both get fired.
Superman5000The 3 months ago 2
OMG this happen to me A FEW YEARS AGO EXACLY HOW BILL BREAKS IT DOWN dammit i wish i heard this then LOL SHE couldnt keep her legs an mouth shut an the shit just got wierd AT AN AWAY FROM THE WORKPLACE HES SO RIGHT ABOUT OUR DICKS THINKING FOR US never will LET MY DICK LEAD ME INTO FUCKING a chick at the workplace again NEVER BILL IS THE MAN TO THANX FOR THE UPLOAD
Dman4901 3 months ago 2
@Dman4901 what happend?.......... I wished I listen to my dick tough lol :( fuck it lol but I dint do it hope it is for the best.
alhex123 3 months ago
SLUT
swedishfish2 3 months ago 8
god damn bill breaking shit down like bill belichick! good stuff keep it up
bigj421872 3 months ago 2
Bill Burr is a goddamn genius! All men should listen to this, it will save you from a shitload of hassles in your lifetime.
Odel555q 3 months ago 20
Abort Abort! If he bangs her then he'll be the go to guy when ever her and her bF get into fights which is likely to increase when they move in. The work place already knows something and will be likely to start to ask even more questions. At most if U have to; make her give you a BJ this way she'll be less likely to gossip abt the experience.
dreamkasts 3 months ago
my dick is like farve :S
bevans52 3 months ago
I like pie.
ltuninja 3 months ago