Mega64: Cooking Mama

[GRUCHO67]

how many PITA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

just kidding, PITA can't change anything

[Eaodengr]

Bacon ! no! wait

[ellisrgreen]

The person who wrote the description did not watch the video.

[hornattack]

85 people like eating animals via Cooking Mama.

[xaqua93x]

I liked Starfox Adventures....=(

[96Luck]

after the ending, i wanted to eat my ethernet cable. I don't know what it does, but it sounded computery.

[StayKraken72]

"Bacon WAIT DON'T PU"

Never laughed so hard in my life.

[LawofJazzhands]

People

Euthenizing

Terrific

Animals

[Santoryu92]

FUCK YOU GORILLA

[snowman123213clone]

Lol, Frogger is actually a game about a frog that runs across the road. It's really Froggers fault for dying!, LOL stupid PETA

[ShadowOfKitty]

@snowman123213clone I believe everybody knows what Frogger is actually about. They did that on purpose, you are completely missing the point. Idiot.

[Linksapprentice100]

@ShadowOfKitty damn! i was about to say that

[snowman123213clone]

@ShadowOfKitty I know dumbass, I was just saying because that's the kind of thing PETA would say.

[ShadowOfKitty]

@snowman123213clone That still doesn't explain why you had to describe the nature of the game Frogger. Why would PETA describe Frogger and say it's the frogs fault for dying? If you were referring back to the video, you did a very poor job at it. You did however, convince everyone that you have the IQ of a 4th grader. So don't worry little guy, I'm sure you can take those training wheels off soon.

[snowman123213clone]

@ShadowOfKitty Lol dude calm down, it's just a video

[ShadowOfKitty]

@snowman123213clone Yes, it is just a video. The part I did not appreciate was being called a dumbass by a complete imbecile.

[matzklim]

@ShadowOfKitty moron

[ShadowOfKitty]

@matzklim Is that really the best you can come up with? It appears you are lacking brain function, I recommend you see a doctor immediately.

[matzklim]

@ShadowOfKitty oh, you can tell me that I lack brain function according to a 1 word comment? you really are a moron, and an agressive one...

[ShadowOfKitty]

@matzklim See, now that comment makes you seem more intelligent. Now I don't mind being insulted by you, it was just snowman123213clone that I couldn't stand being insulted by. He put me in a rather foul mood.

[fountainherz]

@ShadowOfKitty

I ate a burger with bacon on it in my leather computer chair on my fur carpet while reading this comment.

[ShadowOfKitty]

@fountainherz That is fantastic. Although I am not sure why you feel the need to inform me of this. Did you mistake me for somebody who supports PITA?

[MarekStanczakJr]

"My Seed"

[hellknite190]

'How bout we run over your baby?'

[luigi4728]

peta

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

[TwoHeadedHawk]

I lost it at the Big Rigs picture.

[HomeworkRoom]

@SeraphimBlade: Dear God, you're right.

[SeraphimBlade]

0:32 Holy crap, they're prophets

[ggdouble98]

its sad to say that peta is acctually like this

[SuperCraftNation]

okay who the fuck cooked my mum

[EpicFlyingPanda32]

Bacon.Wait Dont!

[Sonyphilia]

Gravity? Eat gravity?

[METALMAN4Wii]

Don't eat me...!

[CaptainPengu]

0:38

Derrick's face is about to contort in laughter

i don't know how he resisted

[Placktor]

Get some fucking hemp retard!

[Prinnynation]

I guess PETA watched this video.

[buciallstar]

Hi, I am blablabla, I am blablabla and I am TIMOTHY KOMODO DRAGON. 10 seconds in, and I already have the time of my life

[Zeldarulah]

@buciallstar Tyler DOG and Alan TURKEY :)

[FortySeven]

BACON

[PeopleR2sensitive]

You guys are all inferior to me because I have a twisted set of "morals" I've imposed upon myself.

[SpamNapkin]

....... F▇▇▇

[HectordKing]

fukin meat eaters, you should be ashamed of yourself BITCH! now im gonna continue eating my Angus Bacon & Cheese Sandwich, wait dont put!!!....

[incubuscritter]

i know you can just barely hear it, but does anyone know where the music in the background is from? it sounds so familiar to me and its driving me crazy lol. also i couldnt breathe when the brought up frogger for the 3rd time lmao

[emilyandleah2011]

FUCK

[upperlupus1617]

O: they forgot monster hunters

[anuca2]

DJ Jazzy Jeff is too mainstream

[iidiamondpickaxeii]

dude did u enable nerd hax i tried eating vegetables and i went retarded im so jealous of u

[KnightofAwesome4]

Bear piss, a delicous and nutricous snack YUMMMMMY

[rockonmusic9]

I've been watching this video since it came out, and I just want to say that it never stops being funny. This shit is hilarious.

[ddragov1c]

BACON 2:16

WAIT DON'T POST T-

[Estonianmixing]

My Seed

[cullen415]

be nice to animals? yes

eat them bitches? yes

"they would never kill us"? fuck no. they just can't figure out guns because they aren't smart enough.

[haustyl12]

You heard em guys bacon is vegetarian!!!!!!!!!

[TheRadiumboy]

"Let that sh*t die in piece!!"

[HalfStepTides]

EAT YOUR OWN BABY, BITCH.

[chocolate11pie]

Fuck, I hate these guys.

[AirwavesStudios]

@chocolate11pie Fuck, I hate your life... there a lot better than your videos, that's some mediocre shit you got going on...

[chocolate11pie]

@AirwavesStudios Wasn't actually me, my brother goes on my computer sometimes >_>

Personally I find this shit hilarious.

[zikten]

@chocolate11pie Fuck, I love these guys. 

[TheShadowman60]

Nuts Pomegranate Nuggets Parsley Carrots Salt Dirt Bear Piss AIR Bear Piss Sand Bacon, WAIT DON'T PU- Wood GRAVITY Toothpaste Charcoal Fabric Hair Dust MY SEED SCIENCE THOUGHTS F▇▇▇ Fingernails BJ Jazzy jack (?) Metal And, Sprouts ... WiFi

[Takeshi1589]

This bit so reminds me of Tim and Eric skits....it convinces me that these three need a tv show.

[KenshiNewgrounds]

Exactly what Vegetarians sound like.

[jizzypuff]

@KenshiNewgrounds i dont sound like that :( i could care less about the fucking animals they were meant to be eaten :O i just happen to be a vegeterian because my mom raised me that way and when i tried meat my body rejected it and i puked :/ but it is wrong how the animals are kept in some harsh enviroments tho

[KrussYamasaki]

BACON!-Wait!

[BenchPressGamer]

Bear piss is the shit!

[SuperPokemon117]

well you drinkk bear piis sooo ya

[learntodrivenow]

oh my gosh... yes

[flamey2112]

gravity and bear pee taste nice mmm

[TheAbridgedGamer]

@likeglue69

Foodchain is great :)

You hunt, and get food, of course i'm not a hunter, but thats foodchain :D

Just like animals do :P

So we're kinda the same.

Sheeps eat grass, but not all do that.

So humans have choice, some are vegan and some aint.

You know, life choice, great huh ;)

[caustic777444]

NICE TRY NINTENDO

[GamerAndAnimer]

Wifi.

[minianimation]

People Eat Tasty Animals

[cyche12]

Lulz video, but PETA is still a good cause even there are a few radicals same goes for almost every other organization.

[WaaahWah]

@cyche12

If you think that PETA is about the animals you are greatly mistaken.

[fredfredfredburger44]

@TheShagnerShow In what way was Scott Pilgrim a "piece of shit movie"?

[fredfredfredburger44]

@TheShagnerShow With that logic, you should be saying that the other top comment is stealing because he's quoting from Scott Pilgrim -____-

[fredfredfredburger44]

@TheShagnerShow I'm merely just just sharing the comment with YouTube. I never said that I originally came up with the joke.

[Alexanderzx360]

0:01 skip ads

[MrBIRDMAN206]

83 people are carnivorous dinosaurs

[frezehst]

"You don't know shit. I know everything cause I eat vegetables."

[TogeloverRandomness]

A big plate of Wifi sounds delicious right now...

[mclovinx23]

what did this have to do with cooking mama?!?!?!?!!? lmfao



[Official510]

I miss the old ones where they went out to the public and did hilarious crap.

[vgmaster24]

I wish I could eat DJ Jazzy Jeff!

[tommoboy9]

I liked starfox Adventures :(

[Crazyjoshman]

dude now im craving some pomegranate nuggets

[random5435]

my seed lol

[thejrod524]

bear piss lol

[METALMAN4Wii]

True story Peta made a fucked up flash version of Cooking Mama. that anyone can't play online apparently copyright infringement doesn't apply to Peta....?

[Xxx0ninja0marx0xxX]

supermario sunshine is not bad f u

[quicookie]

@Xxx0ninja0marx0xxX its a joke

[Icypotato]

@Xxx0ninja0marx0xxX They're not saying the games are bad they're just saying P.E.T.A is f*ucking stupid. 

[fredfredfredburger44]

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, PETA can't change anything.

[lcswww]

@fredfredfredburger44 that comment was the ultimate ownage ever.

[gamer8675]

@fredfredfredburger44 *Applause*

[mhhauser321]

@fredfredfredburger44 funny!

[Stretchball]

@fredfredfredburger44 Don't you mean all of them? none would mean they don't even need to be there to change it.

[fredfredfredburger44]

@Stretchball That's the point...

[Stretchball]

@fredfredfredburger44 >.<

[saav25]

I know everything, because I eat vegetables!

:D

[TheDudimus]

I loved Star Fox Adventures!

[FlakesOfBlood]

animal crossing =w=

[Natakupl]

Yo im a vegetarian and that shit is fucked up

[tigab122]

@Natakupl

[tigab122]

@Natakupl its a parody

[BagOfF4g]

Starfox Adventures was a good game...

[Slayertack88]

@BagOfF4g Damn right it was

[whoami382]

fucking gorilas im with that guy last week a gorila came to my farm and toor off my nut and tied me up to a shark and stole all my bananas

[Sup750]

They forgot Metal Gear Solid 3.

[Yamtendo]

Donkey Kong is an animal...

[MRKINGBRICE]

what do you think this is Nazi Sea World

[Frostwolf263]

just wonderin were u guys high when u were doing this???

[95coulthard]

@Frostwolf263 love how people asume somebody is high when they do something funny

[DarthMustache]

I know everything cause i eat vegetables

[SirGrimGamer]

Mega64 is boss.

[ZBII1Y]

damn derrick just fuckin snapped

[TheLobsterOfFate]

I'm Jacks used sweater.

[ritchardthomas77]

bacon no wait

[dzilla1991]

1:30 Best part... 

[xXFiNaLfAnTaSyXx1]

lol my seed XD

[GuitarrAssassin]

im actually friends with a vegetarian but they dont mind that i eat meat.

[Pantheman6444]

So true

[megakamikaze69]

thought this was about cooking mama XD

[epicphaty]

my hole life i thought of videos games as a fun eperiance. i was wrong

[guadasp]

it's so fucking good!!!

[Source619rus]

more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips more bacon strips

[zabrak999]

dat wifi

[HappyYodeler4]

Imma go eat some wifi now.

[Spacefrisian]

Veggies should donat half of there teeth, they wont be needing those anyway.

[Eblink911]

"im' smatr your dumb" lol

[sillyhatday]

starfox adventures...that game is just not fun.

[R2D2inHD]

My seed

[TwilightFlip]

"I know everything cause I eat vegetables." HAHAH!

[KenshiNewgrounds]

Bacon.

[inveigh64]

@Funeralflames Ok so first off, I was not being serious when I posted my first comment. I understand that Iamtehawesome66's comment pertains to his friend whom, I assume, uses silly arguments to justify why he is a vegan. Also I'm not sure if that bitch on your channel is your girlfriend or sister, but she is an absolute dumpster fire.

[NinjaGirl1988]

lame

[inveigh64]

@Funeralflames I just noticed a wart on my penis....time to call the doctor

[zone935]

ha ha!!

[zone935]

I dont need cooking ma ma!! because i've got one real cooking ma ma at home!!

[MrMeeish]

my favorite part is the Max Payne part :)

[TheMarioBones]

I lost it at "My seed". Am I immature?

[Fifa11GolOfTheDay]

donkey kong country get off that swordfish donkey kong what do you think this is? nazzi sea world? fuck you gorilla

[welcome2oldskol]

why don't this have millions of views?

[Thebabybadass101]

I know everything because I eat vegetables.

[awesomemanspiff]

so thats why people are always giving out free wifi!

[captiandrek]

Starfox Adventures. . . it's jut not fun.

XD

[BrTpRaNkCaLlS]

@procyclingmanager08 You're annoying! Now learn how to spell!

[masterramboxx360]

BACON!!??

[CrASYmUZIk]

DJAY JAZZY JEF

[MrGeorgeSears]

"Fuck"

[mortonandroy]

The majority of the shit they said actually has a point.

[zzboy27]

we can eat wifi? is that what he ment for us to eat wifi when we can't XD

[zse4rfvgy7uj]

I know everything because I eat vegetables.

[ajjjevans]

really do it sit under a bears dick and drink it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waaltz]

Starfox Adventures... That game was just not fun.

[superrewardshacker]

my seed



[PartyMaster]

Mortal Kombat Anyone who can rip the heart out of poor scorpion deserves

Scorpion was a person

Fuck Scorpion

[DigiSupremacy]

Get some hemp, RETARD.

[Alexanderzx360]

Bear Grills piss

[Takoon]

"What do you think this is, Nazi Sea World? Fuck you gorilla!"

[987654614]

XD I love this..



[chezjdleclubvideo]

Starfox Adventures XD

[ouryaj]

I wanna go to Nazi Sea World!

[ouryaj]

If it wasn't obvious already it has now been confirmed. Bitch makes every sentence better to the power of 1000.

[Iamtehawesome66]

My friend is a vegan and this is exactly what he sounds like

[likeglue69]

@Iamtehawesome66 being vegan gives you physic powers and allows u to use 100% of ur brain lol

[blabla99x]

@likeglue69 "Freeze! Vegan police!" "Hit'em with the de-veganizing ray!"

[inveigh64]

@Iamtehawesome66 hahah what does veganism have to do with your speech?

[kevinmichael]

@Iamtehawesome66 Guess what,... I'm a vegan and I sound NOTHING like this... just saying...

[kevinmichael]

@kevinmichael this is a hilarious video though! Mega64 ROCKS!... most of the time...

[NostalgiaMayhem]

@Iamtehawesome66 my suggestion is you call him an idiot

[casperHeyzeus]

nazi seaworld had me el oh el

[corporalkills]

That's pretty much how peta talks to us.

[burnley95]

I'm a vegetarian and I find this hilarious.

[zackolot]

@burnley95 Gotta get that protein...

[worldofsorrows]

@burnley95 haha me too!



[consolemaster001]

hmm i'm in the mood for some dj jazzy jeff