It's Lara Croft, Bitch: Sexy Body

[EdgeOfTheLaw]

LMFAO

[amzicStefan]

ahh,miss croft!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? SLUT.

whaaat?

that was so funny!

[NeonRazorback]

0:14 It's The Blair Witch Project!

[smallandsweet7]

Dem jeans-By Kurtis Trent? Genius:)<3 KTEB!!



[SGPMPSGA]

1:20 - when transcribed, it is "Do you think I'm sixty" lol

[ILOVESELENAGOMEZ24]

If I had broccoli, I'd coconut your hot dog (while people are shooting her) LOL!!!! That hole part was amazing! Couldn't literally stop laughing

[oystercatcher7]

Hello I'm Lara Croft. Do you like peas?

Ugh!

I do. I know someone who really doesn't like peas. Would you like to hear about her?

SHE'S DEAD

I laughed so hard.

[CountLicorice]

I'll never look at Kurtis Trent the same ever again.

I can't get enough of this one.

[MrKKEELLAANN]

What is the "Eat your bloody peas, you dirty little child!" part from? :')

[thatnorskchick2]

@MrKKEELLAANN That was just me saying it with the pitch tweaked a little.

[MrKKEELLAANN]

@thatnorskchick2 Haha! its Hi-LARIOUS!

[Cehfonseca1998]

i wanted "My bitch, my stile" on full sexy body version =(

[HelloImAPizza]

"If I had broccoli I'd coconut YOUR hotdog."

While police are shooting at her! LOOOL xD

[NeverNetherland]

man I love how kurtis trent is singing the song at 0:48. what is the name of the song?

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmful]

OMG the pea story is soooooooo funny I ROFL'D

[StriderEstel]

"- I know someone who really doesn't like peas. Would You like to heart about Her?

- She's dead! (knocked out by a gun)" hahaha

thatnorskchick2: You make the best TR parodies ever!!!

"And You know why You're gay? You like Coldplay." Good that I'm a girl, so no one can accuse me of being gay, cause I'm listening to this band haha.

"Sexy Body" is already a legendary song. Lol.

[visiousgodofwar]

rofl

[tombraidergirl2014]

LC = broccoli - what else you know - hot dog - or I'll show you MY coconut

L = ehh

LC = I need to find a coconut

L = messy

LC = I need coconut NOW

L = ehh

LC = I suggest you give me a coconut

L = ehhhh

LC = I need ****ing coconut

For some strange reason I really liked that sequence up there ;)

[Daniel99810]

OVER MY DEAD BODY, SEXY SEXY BODY, SEXY SEXY BODY, SEXY SEXY BODY, SEXY SE SEXY, SEXY SE SEXY, DO YOU WANT MY BODY?!

[ashdude97]

If I had broccoli, I'd coconut YOUR hotdog.

[DauntlessPT]

This is so random xD

[GraphicBaby21]

LOl and does she realy say " Do you want my body?"

[DreamerPremium]

@GraphicBaby21 YES YES she realy said it xd

[aimeeelara]

Yeah com'on Lara take it off. xDxDxD

[yunarinvsxlightning]

what the f--- do you want? ....slut xD

[amzicStefan]

@yunarinvsxlightning

i know,that was so funny!

the "slut." part was so unexpected!

[2489hbradley]

Is 0:14 from the Blair witch project I vaguely remember it ^_^

[danLOVESgirlsaloud]

the part with sophia was great! lmao

[Tiddlyfish20]

Haha, this was great. XD

[kimonap]

thats just so awesome

[tombraidergirl2014]

@thatnorskchick2 - "if I had a broccoli I'd coconut your hotdog" LMAO!!!!

[LaDyHaRaxD]

what do you know about that coconut? haha :D

[SGPMPSGA]

Where did she say "your perception of good timing is... BAD!"? Cool video :).

[thatnorskchick2]

@SGPMPSGA In TR3, in Antarctica when she's talking to Williard in a cabin.

[MariaDivas97]

Which Tr is at 0:24??

[thatnorskchick2]

@MariaDivas97 TR4

[SGPMPSGA]

Do you... think.... I'm sexy? LOL

[TheDohnalek]

3:20 Strahov? What the hell O_O are they in Prague?

[XSeshedaX]

2:45, The Ring 2??

[Stargeek2006]

"Ah, Ms.Croft." "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? SLUT." "What?!" "Do you think I'm sexy?" "What?" "Do you. Think. I'm sexy?" "... Well..." "*Psyco face* I'm sure someone does. All I want is your body." "My what?" "Your body." My what?" "Oh yes. Your body."

That is too freaking epic.

[0riginalSeifEddine]

SHE'S DEAD

*SLAP*

History is called Eat your Peas

ROFL

[goatygoat1]

"She's Dead!"

*pistol whips Amanda*

"DON'T SPOIL THE FUCKING STORY!"

[IsabellaTolstov]

UHHAUHEHA

[Dannst3r]

You have a nasty face, lady! :D

[GraphicBaby21]

does she realy say " over my dead body."?

[thatnorskchick2]

@GraphicBaby21 Yep, in TR4: The Last Revelation.

[XSeshedaX]

@thatnorskchick2 Did you draw that at 3:53?

[thatnorskchick2]

@XSeshedaX Heh, yes.

[XSeshedaX]

@thatnorskchick2 AWESOME DRAWING!!! :D

[owprof]

@GraphicBaby21 Yes,in Tomb Raider 4:The Last Revelation:P

[frogradar]

@GraphicBaby21 yeah... dont know when but she oes say it :)

[SheNoob087]

For all those who wanna know, the song from 0:48 - 1:09 is "Dem Jeans" by Chingy ft. Jermaine Dupri :)

[TombRaiderGoddess]

1:35-3:09 ...i LOL'd

[Nisho67]

so basically, if tht girl ate 1 pea, she could get anything she ever wanted??

[tombraidermasterman]

@Nisho67 Eat your bloody peazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you dirty little child.

[Nisho67]

@tombraidermasterman i -shoots- dont -shoots- like -shoots- PEAS!!! !!!!!!!

[1moohamed]

Do u know how i know ur gay?.?.?.

[frogradar]

@1moohamed i listen to coldpaly

[Aleksandr017]

Your videos of Lara are absolutely hilarious!! Especially this one, this one - it's my favourite!

[ninodoko]

you so need to make more of these :D

[bayonettavslaracroft]

your videos are awsome



[SunsetInIbiza]

2 years later and this is still funny. <3

[tombraidermasterman]

Who voices Lara in these videos?

[thatnorskchick2]

@tombraidermasterman It's typically just the voices from the game.

[tombraidermasterman]

@thatnorskchick2 It's because I haven't played ALL Tomb Raider games.

[cortana458]

@tombraidermasterman its Keeley Hawes in the latest tomb raider games

[MelindaColden]

LOVE the part from 3:48 to 3:59

what is the song called?

[glbxx]

eat your bloody peas you dirty little child.

:L:L:L LOL.

[ciasteczkahehe3]

1:23 lol for the first time i was watching that, i thought that Lara sreams because she would be spooked by Sophia by her opinion :D

[jotacetila]

The B**** must die!!!

[shrekndunki]

SHE'S DEAD!!!- Shut up bitch!!!

[frogradar]

does the chair actually squeak

[thatnorskchick2]

@frogradar No. :P

[adruen19]

"That one. big coconut with snow on it"

"Beat it B***h"

XD LMAO

[sagittarius881]

i thought that still sounded like the actual voice of lara croft. Thought that it couldnt have been though as it wasnt the actual words that lara says.

[thatnorskchick2]

@sagittarius881 Are you talking about the 'peas' part? Because that is the actual voice actor who plays Lara, it's just not anything from TR. :P

[sagittarius881]

@thatnorskchick2 yeah it was the peas part i was on about and yeah i know it was the voice actor. I thought wow it sounds just like lara then saw the description saying it was her. :)

[frogradar]

@thatnorskchick2 REALLY! so the story time thing is laras actor

[frogradar]

"it was dinner time again and daisy just knew what her mum was going to say before she even said it..."

"EAT YOUR BLOODY OUR BLOODY PEAS YOU DIRTY LITTLE CHILD"

why cant story time really have it like that XD

[killermuffins09]

you know how i know your gay? you like coldplay.

[Toshiro7892]

the peas part is the best :D

[AssassinIndigo]

This is my new favorite video :)

[MCRCrazyFan1992]

"Do you like peas?" "Euurghh..." "I do..."

[alexies333777]

"I'm not your fucking Mummy!" 2:45 That's so funny! :D

[zxcv961]

Do You like Peas? xD lolz

[DjembeNmbabway]

what the hell.....

[H20Infinity]

Gee... Wish I got all of that stuff for eating my peas :S

[anikunia]

your videos are so funny 

[cozygrl]

That was a wonderful bed time story! XD

[andyboy667]

LMAO!!! XD

[shikamaruxb3]

If i had a brocoli, id coconut you hotdog. Or i will show you my coconut!

-Hunf!

I need to find a coconut!

-Messy!

I need a coconut now!

-Hunf!

I suggest you to give me a coconut!

-Han!

-I need a f***ing coconut!

That is so damn fun! ^^

[shikamaruxb3]

0:49-1:11 the best part

[SevRyan]

It's funny coz Lara said what the fuck you want when she is the one who needed soemthing:D

[jwhitloctombraider]

THE BITCH MUST DIE Over my dead body sexy sexy body sexy sex sexy sexy sex sexy do you want my body

Ergh No lol

[Ellioto9]

I am watching this over and over again it's absolute genius.

[Ellioto9]

The song is absolutely fantastic! :D

[sunfire811]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

OMFG this is just great

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxaxaxaxaxa­xaxaxaxa :)))))))))

[CeZzZaR11]

WTF do you want,slut?

What??!

Do you think I'm sexy??

What??

Do you think I'm sexy?

Well...Aaaargh!

I'm sure someone does =))

[CeZzZaR11]

big coconut with snow on it!

i'll show you my coconut! =)))))

[conveys7]

lol the part with the chair made spew milk out of my nose :p

[FunnyGirl414]

What's the song 0:47 ?

Thanks for answering !!

[power2daplaya]

i know or think i know how u had Lara say slut. you put the ssssllll from sly and uuuuuttt from coconut right to create slut

[thatnorskchick2]

@power2daplaya For this video, I didn't use any of those words...although I can't remember exactly which ones I used. :P

[popfan95b]

"Ahh, Ms. Croft-"

"WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT, slut?!"

"What do you know about that coconut over there?"

"Eh, what?"

"That one. Big coconut with snow on it."

"Beat it, b*tch."

"Yeah... C'mon, Lara. Take it off."

"Your perception of good timing is... bad!"

These were my personal highlights. Really love your videos!

[FeteoRS]

Hey, thatnorskchick2

One Question: Is there a full video of your song "Sexy Body"? I love this song xD

[thatnorskchick2]

@FeteoRS I personally didn't make a full video for it, but I know some other people took the liberty of doing it for me :P. I'm sure if you search it, you'll find a few.

[FeteoRS]

@thatnorskchick2 And from where did they get the full song then, if there isn't even one video?

And keep up the kewl work :)

[thatnorskchick2]

@FeteoRS There's a download link of the full song in the info box.

[Bagina4ever]

BEST MONTAGE EVER LOLOLOL NICE WORK!

[laracroftkiller]

its like shes saying fuck your desk to that man in the begining lmao. i wish lara would show me her coconuts so i could brocoli her coconut with my hotdog. lmao!

[laracroftkiller]

do you think im sexy?

what?

do you... think... im... sexy?

well...

ahhhhhh!!!! lmao that was hilarious

[koolkid5655]

eat your bloody peas you dirty little child

[NavidArafat]

OMG! That was funny! XD

[power2daplaya]

2:34-2;40 im with you laura, lol =p

[DomoDevil2]

0:48-1:10 where did u get that bit ?? lol:P

[planetfifa]

Sophia: Lara!

Lara: What the f**k you want???

[Aleksandr017]

Give Lara that coconut!!

It's great video, thatnorskchick!

Can we expect more?

[xxxkkk100]

éat Yóur Péaś Yóu Dirty Little Child XD

[beppeevola]

wow<=3

[Larasgun3]

lol @do u want my body my sexy sexy body my sexy sexy body my sexy sexy body....NO!!!LOL

[foxyiriny]

It's so cool! LoL xD !!!!! ...........

[CoolShazza09]

omg luv laura croft used to pretend to be her when i was little

[TheTombRaiderLara]

it´s LARA croft

[MCRCrazyFan1992]

If I had a broccoli, I'd coconut your hot dog! LOL

[MCRCrazyFan1992]

Lol, love the chair thing.

[888Dhayanah888]

The bitch must die!!

Over my dead body

Sexy Sexy body

Sexy Sexy body

Sexy Sexy body

Sexy, SeSexy

Sexy, Sesexy

Do you want my body?

Me? ee NO

hahahahahahha

[AmandaAshcroft]

Eat your peas you DIRTY little CHILD!

[stefanamzic]

hey chick!

i miss ur lara croft vids...

u gonna make another one?

[Koleina]

I'll show my coconut XD

[lauragirlie09]

YOU FUCKING ROCK!!

[Coltdork]

u r the fucking shit.keep making more

[JVlapleBoii]

If i had broccoli, i'd coconut your hotdog.

LOL :D

[TRUShadow90]

I love the song at 0:48

[h0rn3tm4n]

You are a god!

How did you come up with i'd coconut your hotdog?

and in which part of AOD did she say slut? or something that she says sounds like slut?

Wow i'm totally going to try and mess with the sound files.

Love your videos :)

[thatnorskchick2]

Woops, I accidentally deleted what I said! Anyway, thanks.

She never says "slut". I edited two words together to make it sound like that. I can't remember what they were though. :P

Have fun messing with sound files!

[h0rn3tm4n]

Cool going to try it.

Currently playing Tomb Raider 3 at the london's level and i can't stop laughing at the Sophia Leigh office cutscene.

Anyways love your videos.

[thatnorskchick2]

I'm waiting for the moment when I change into a duck.

[ChunkyPumpkin90]

Lara fucked your mother :D

[TheDeadPanic]

sexy, sexy body. xD

[CaptainChocolatte]

"Eat your bloody peas you dirty little child"...LMFAO.

[JVlapleBoii]

This is soooooooo funny XD 5/5!

[sexygothgirl579]

XD this is soooo funny!!!

[SoraRikuPlaya]

Could you tell me what this Gangster Music @ 0:49 is ?

[rodrigo1190]

@SoraRikuPlaya Dem Jeans by Chingy

[MsShadowside]

lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo­ooollllllll

i love the story with peas and the voise of lara s mom!!!!!coconout,brokoli!!!!!!­!!lol....

[MsShadowside]

funny,lolololololololololololo­l....

[CookieSherbert]

I! DON'T! LIKE! PEAS! XD

[mightyaphroditeh]

thatnorschick, you've done it yet again!!! absolutely amazing 10/10!!!

[Moony697]

Sooooooooooooooo funny ! I love the peas story !!!

[laracroftleon]

Realy funny!!

[laracroftleon]

do you think I m sexy???

ahahaha lool

[czesiofan1]

''beat it bitch''

and

''i need fucking coconout'' make me rolling

[thegreatchi]

Enjoyed the feet on table, and kurtis and lara doing a duet rap song.

Cheers Chi

[Swedengirl1000]

thats soo funny

[RikkuYubari]

HAHAHA.  3:10 had me rolling!

[Swedengirl1000]

hahaha!!!!!

[jailime]

hello, im lara croft. do you like peas?

:aaaaaaghhh:...

i do. i no someone who really doesnt like peas. would u like to hear about her?

lmfao

[mslaracroftt]

lmao, this is so funny xD

especially the part with Kurtis and Lara!

[MissCreamBerry]

Super! :)

[Vex1s]

wat

[goldy344]

do you want 2 no why your gay? why? cus you like cold play jokes! lol! -_-

[jwhitloctombraider]

THE BITCH MUST DIEEEEEE!!!!

[jwhitloctombraider]

LARA: DO YOU THINK IM SEXY

SOPHIA:WHA,WHAT

LARA:DO YOU.......THINK......IM SEXY!

SOPHIA WELLLLLL?

LARA:AGHHHHHHHHHH!! :o)

THATS FUNNY

[jwhitloctombraider]

i wouldnt be saying that kind of stuff on here about thatnorkchick2 becouse she could could go to jail for that if shes naked but i do like that video where lara blows up and the girl is like what the boom!!!!!!

[jwhitloctombraider]

wait wait sorry i thought you were talking about thatnorkchick2 DISCARD THE LAST COMMENT SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[Dedman619]

LOL XD

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

The piece... ehem

[thatnorskchick2]

I lured all of them out of their hiding places and back to Luddick and made the cutscene play. :D

[azurekirito]

whats the song that starts at 48 seconds in?

[thatnorskchick2]

"Dem Jeans" by Chingy

[azurekirito]

coldplay doesnt make you gay :P xD