Dear Lord Baby Jesus

[xTURNandBURN]

Chip, i'm 10 years old but i'll beat chur ass!!

[KlayyJayy]

...Also due to a binding endorsement contact that stipulates I mention powerade at each grace. HahahhahA

[fonkeemonk]

I prefer the baby-Jezus version as well :-)

[youngtate21]

That Fregley from Wimpy Kid

[KlayyJayy]

@youngtate21 he'll no

[orangegold1]

I said washington Deeeeeee-seeeeeee.

[steelguitar1307]

I like to picture Jesus in a T-Shirt Tuxedo. Because It says like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Cuz I like to party, and I like my Jesus to Party.

[GameOver1260]

CHURCH AND STATE: driving some to mockery... others still waiting!

[FailWhaleIsFail]

Is it weird if my family is extremely similar to this?

[dudefacecupholder]

Texas Ranger ftw.

[TheFade34]

TEXAS RANGER !!!!!! LAMO HAHAHAHHA

[Clemburke1111]

A true Christian household in the south.

[tianatheoreo]

"i'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!" lmfao. I love this movie.

[ClasicRko]

i'm all jacked up on mountain dew

[ulisespunkkk666]

hahahahaha baby jesus powers hahaha

[johnny2956]

Domino has no e

[kurt2890]

@johnny2956 the plural does

[FunnyDigestion]

love how cal keeps interjecting "Mmm!"

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

"If you'd rate her ass on a 100, it'd easily be a 94" lol!

[gleonx33]

"Dad, you made that grace your bitch."

[JustOneSickEmC]

Shut up Chip, or I'll go Ape shit on your ass!!!!

[Lasha18]

"Hell you just a bag of bones."

[ohshit912]

LOVE THAT MONEY!!!

[thuperjediamy]

WOO! WOO! OWW haha

[orionpirates]

Spider Monkey

[wwecollecters]

daddy you made that grace your bitch..

[philfenny]

i wish i had thanksgiving like that, at least my family will be nice to each other for once

[Jmort2008]

"Dear lord baby Jesus."

[Huzo777]

"Greatest Generation my ass! Tom Brokaw is a punk!"

:DDDD

[SimpleDan76]

extremely irreverent and disrespectful.....But Hilarious

[moekishi]

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Bingo!

[Pmdbrt]

lol this is so funny!

[NotoriousAW]

if you were to rate her ass on a scale of a hundred it would easily be a94!

[BiGLopez90]

i love this

[BrewtalDamage]

this scene is the best!

[79nostalgia]

Wow! I just want to say.....I....I got nothing. That was just loaded with laughs ;-)

[Tuckey92]

i threw grandpa chips war meddals off the bridge

[UrFavWorstNightmare]

''we thank you for this harvest of dominoes, KFC...and the always delishius taco bell'' :L

[DonCorleone87]

I we my bed till I was 19, no shame in that

[thatshitbetasty]

thank you for the 2.1 millio dollars.woo.woo.ouh.

[nobodylisten2techno]

or 21.2 million.

[iyvannaa2009]

precocious and full of wonderment

[narutosuperrasengan]

teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said, Washington DC.

She said "No you're wrong.

I said, "You got a lumpy butt!"

She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee pants all day. Im still sittin in my dirty pee pants lollmaooo

[ReVo792]

@narutosuperrasengan thats the part i came to hear that hahahah

[jonathanakcay]

@narutosuperrasengan what the fuck is wrong with you?

[182blinkstreet]

on the holidays my dad does this because this is like our whole familys favorite movie exept for my grandpa because i was wascthing it with my dad and he made us turn it of i get to say im all jacked up on mountain dew

[welovpie]

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said, Washington DC.

She said "No you're wrong.

I said, "You got a lumpy butt!"

She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee pants all day. Im still sittin in my dirty pee pants!

[yungeazy93]

hey cal why dnt u shut up lol

pwned

[hannahberry24]

good job i love baby jesus

[phillyphanatic007]

so kids how was your day. i threw grandpa chips war medals off the bridge. sounds like a good day. the funniest part is the dinner part.

[IpokeForeheads]

lol "ill go apeshit on your ass!!"

[finalorbit]

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said, Washington DC.

She said "No you're wrong.

I said, "You got a lumpy butt!"

She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee pants all day. Im still sittin in my dirty pee pants!

[ohnocrime]

"What is WRONG with you?!"

[BongHitChampion]

u won't find another rack like that, i guarantee it!!!

[Kel1800ATT]

This was always my favorite part in this movie - the whole explanation for him praying to baby Jesus and whatnot. Will Ferrell is a genius, hah.

[nuttymcnutty23]

Chip im all jacked up on mountain dew lmao

[mingepatty]

hell you just a bag of bones. all you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter and thats it that is it! lmao

[xPsychoWard86x]

he made that grace his bitch

[xSARUUUhx]

imma come at you like a spider monkey. (:

[pinkymarine]

baby jesus powers!!

[jakeviver00]

FUNNY!

[struckoutatfirst]

i said you got a lumpy butt

[skins101010]

heal him and his horrible leg, it smells horrible.... HAHA

[Haydensmiles1015]

that carly girl looks like an older version of emily osment!

[lookintomyeyesufag]

name: George Obama! date:feb.13.08

location: South Africa

subject matter: video above

comment: Pretty funny, humorous representation of modern interaction between beings.

Additional comments: N/A

Conclusion: have a nice day

sex: female

[Snakeman7720]

umm.. whats wrong with you..

[LdRfilmz]

love that money!!

[gzyyy6]

YOU WILL GO TO HELL

[thomasa]

this whole scene is crazy but i lost it lmao when ricky bobby tells his kids he gets emotional hahhaahh!

[VallaeBoy]

Lookin like my thanksgiving meals minus the Arbie's

[twiggycfc1]

chip im gonna come at you like a spider monkey like a spider monkey!!

[nikebias]

I wet my bed til I was 19 ain't no shame in that....that's real sweet of you Kyle

[Igotskillz777]

his names cal you dumb son of a bitch, maybe watch the movie first...

[nikebias]

who you talking to faggot

how about you go and "kill yourself"

[CoogieMUFC07]

ano its short for calvin :L

[krazycorbino13]

shake and bake

[JazzyBoo1015]

dear lord baby jesus thank your for the dominos kfc and always delisces taco bell

[rotnrollhunter]

Greatest Generation My Ass! LMAO every time I hear that!

[nikebias]

I win the races and I get the $

[Shondelisa]

I absolutely love this movie.

[innesiscool]

chip i'm gonna go ape shit on ur bac

[sidiqmk]

dr quinn and medicine woman

walker and texas ranger

I'm gonna have two kids,i'm gonna name the girl quinn and i'll nickname her M.W.i'm gonna have a boy and his nickname's T.R

[kGlam11]

def my fav part of the whole movie!

[littlebitspoiled]

CHIP I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!

hahaha i love that

[orginband]

dear lord sweet baby jesus

[Alancf1]

you made that grace your bitch!

[tjwbiowa]

anyone got just the clip of the pee pants part? send me a message please

[apper2112]

Top film...full of characters.

[volcomsk8271]

I said you got a lumpy butt!

[bjamesoh]

The best movie ever...

[derrickd395]

favorite part of the whole movie!

[xPsychoWard86x]

CHIP, i'm all jacked up on mountain dew

[skatermanbob]

the old guy reminds me of chuevenistic sally. does anyone else agree?

[snewlin]

LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY! GO ON!