3. "Hey mom, I'm taking the shotgun, to kill some people" "Heck no, you ain't!" "But they disliked a Lonelyisland video..." "I'LL BRING THE MACHINE GUN!"
4. Chuck Norris made 1.491 accounts just to like this.
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU'LL BE KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. now say your moms name 5 times. 3. say your your crushes name 3 times. 4. Paste this to 3 other songs. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
The Chuck Norris joke? There's Strong, There's Army Strong, then There's Chuck Norris Strong, The Soviet Rusian Joke? Berkut, Vodka, Makarov, Dislikes? Obviously from people who are not on boats :P
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST PSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
Whats up everbody im Young AJ a young MC whos tryin to come up it would mean the world if yall checked me out or THUMBS UP to help me get my name out there thanks!!
One day a babysitter called the parents and said "Can I move the clown statue?'' the clown turned out to be a murderer who escaped form jail, if you don't repost this 2 times, at 3:00 a.m the clown will get you! Sorry had to post this someone dared me plus i'm scared i don't care if you flag or not
i just had sex like a boss on a boat, while jizzing, watching old people fuck like rabbits cause of the intense power of a boombox, but not looking at iraq cuz cool guys dont look at explosions
@9Seleador2 Do we really have to bring Justin Beiber in every single video? Can't we just listen to the song and not have to look down to see comments about a bad singer? Christ.
@rarraarskum fucking troller im so fucking tired of this mange shit on every lonely island video!!! haha bah skämta FEST HOS MÄÄNGE!!! ja hänkar lätt det är ju mange lixom :DD
I Jizzed In My Pants because I Just Had Sex Like a Boss. Now Im On A Boat with Jack Sparrow, and We Like Sportz, so we tried a 3 Way with his mother, yes, i'm a Motherlover
@carsguitars92 Then Jack Sparrow showed up with his dick in a box like a boss who apparently was a mother lover, who then had sex in a 3-way, jizzed in his pants and got mermAIDS because he fucked a mermaid.
Don't read this because it actually works.You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life.Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
However if you do not post this to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days.Now you've started reading this so don't stop.This is so scary put this
on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is so scary cause it
Hey, who just shit my pants?
BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz 6 days ago
like if your still pumpin this in 2012 and will pump in another 12 years
hickross904 1 week ago
Justin bieber have 1.521 Accounts and Selena gomez have 175 Accounts :O
MaZ2718 1 month ago
its catchy
jangofettfan0001 1 month ago
roses are red
violets are blue
pornhub is down
lonely island will do.
MrCrashy7 1 month ago 6
Can you find T-pain?
VrennVragh 1 month ago
240p we meet again
Retaliation11 1 month ago 5
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the motherfucking boat looks big enuf for 4
Alch3mists 2 months ago
240p
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999cosmo1 2 months ago
1771770th watcher? :l
ateck5 2 months ago
1. Justin Bieber is such a fag, don't you think?
2. 173 people couldn't afford a boat.
3. "Hey mom, I'm taking the shotgun, to kill some people" "Heck no, you ain't!" "But they disliked a Lonelyisland video..." "I'LL BRING THE MACHINE GUN!"
4. Chuck Norris made 1.491 accounts just to like this.
5. In Soviet Russia, the boat is on you.
6. Skip ads by clicking here! 0:01!
7. YOUTUBE LAYOUT LOOKS SHIT, DON'T YOU THINK? - THANK YOU, BLATTERMASTER :3!
MrFood239 2 months ago 26
@MrFood239 u cant skip ad dumbass
WhiteFoxTodd 3 weeks ago
in Soviet russia........ the boat is on you
BallsofSteelzz 2 months ago
jk jk
hi79100 2 months ago
u guys r gay rnt u
hi79100 2 months ago
lol
Purpleowens9 2 months ago
Guess what everyone ??? I'm going on a boat/ferry tomorrow and my friends and i are deff singing this !!!! WOOP
SweetSugerpuffs 2 months ago
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I'm on a boat and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS cause i just had sex while listing to my booombox
sparten104 3 months ago
first dude the second dude screw your entire theory
th3Katz 3 months ago
T-Pain ate autouna lately didnt he
MriRecks 3 months ago
LOL ...my husband and i LOVE this song!!!
maricelhoward 3 months ago
I'm on a boat and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
GdoubleWB 3 months ago
@GdoubleWB im on a boat and i jizzed in my pants like a boss
NBKTRILOGY1 3 months ago 2
@NBKTRILOGY1 with your dick in a box
Dennys787 2 months ago
im on a coumpter mother fucccccckkkkkaaaaaa
thedarkslayerking 3 months ago
T PAIN BECAREFULL SHE HAS MERM AIDS!
thedarkslayerking 3 months ago
169 people did NOT fuck a mermaid
GXonDou 4 months ago
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thumbs up if you're gettin mad FUUCKED UP on a boat nd sayin DONCHU EVER FORGETT
wwwiwassofuckedupcom
fuggedupwebrep 4 months ago
Thumb this up if you don't give a fuck that the highest rated comment is crap
seriously stupid kids stfu xD
2112BrunoYYZ 4 months ago
AWESOME!! ;D
MrNic002 4 months ago
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fuggedupwebrep 4 months ago
im on a fuckng boat
harveypatrick 4 months ago in playlist harveypatrick's favorites
jestem od tfg
dofeee2k7 4 months ago
t pain sounds like walle having sex with a speak and spell
skateboarderx234 4 months ago
This song is great! And that's why I made my own version. Please let me know what you think of it. Lots of people say it's better than the original.
RapperNed 5 months ago
Fucking VEVO is censored... and here the volme is higher
fuck yeah bitch .l.
TheSobamelachota 5 months ago
The Chuck Norris joke? There's Strong, There's Army Strong, then There's Chuck Norris Strong, The Soviet Rusian Joke? Berkut, Vodka, Makarov, Dislikes? Obviously from people who are not on boats :P
HydraWolf1 5 months ago
Yiddish humor at its best!
vmeister11 5 months ago
@sportsjunky1996 how disappointed were you whn u found out the chain letter didn't wrk. :)
AnimeFullForce 5 months ago
a fuckin BAWT man
cybermelk 6 months ago
I just had sex like a boss, then I threw it on the ground because I'm on a boat.
iamwordman 6 months ago
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Nexusucks1423 6 months ago
@Nexusucks1423 On a Mac
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m3rl1ns1mm0ns 6 months ago
158 people arent on the boat ! :D
Wixtys 6 months ago 2
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST PSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
sportsjunky1996 6 months ago
@sportsjunky1996 Its funny, because no one cares.
KayleeCalvert 6 months ago
I have a boat it's made out of chuck Norris's strength
undeadrising2 6 months ago
very nice song :) I´m on a boat!
xBenny7 6 months ago
He fucked a mermaid and got mermAIDS Thumbs up if you agree
MrDefenceFreak 6 months ago
im the boss lol
WhittenOval2000 6 months ago
You can't stop me muthafucka' cuz I'm like a BOSS!
nedemalmo 6 months ago
1:54
walter0331 6 months ago
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FMtalk 6 months ago 4
@FMtalk That is a secret song in The Legend Of Zelda Windwaker
DoodlDdot 6 months ago
@FMtalk way to kill it
ChinosPimpin69 6 months ago
in soviet russia people r gay
BlitzedGiraffe 7 months ago
Whats up everbody im Young AJ a young MC whos tryin to come up it would mean the world if yall checked me out or THUMBS UP to help me get my name out there thanks!!
MrSkatepunk574 7 months ago
funny joke :) haha
Efcdan1878 7 months ago
T Pain has mermAIDS ;D
CoraCandyland 7 months ago 72
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╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ all 153 and justine beiber
tHe2MeDiCaL4MaN 7 months ago
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LT89402 7 months ago 5
How to get on the "Highest Rated Comments" List:
(Insert comment about justin beiber being a fag here)
(Insert comment about number of dislikes on this video)
(Insert comment about how you will kill the people who dislike this video)
(Insert comment about Chuck Norris here)
(Insert shitty soviet russia joke here)
(Insert a comment about clicking 0:01 to skip ads here)
(Insert a comment about how the new youtube layout sucks here)
(insert this comment)
blattermaster 7 months ago 132
@blattermaster You forgot the comment complaining about comments that get thumbs up.
liquidjoshi 6 months ago
@blattermaster Ok I can do that.
1.Justin Beiber has a microscopic cock.
2.163 people aren't on a boat.
3.I need 163 bullets for 163 fags.
4.When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
5.In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU!
6.New layout sux.
7.(Comment has been inserted.)
Anything else that needs inserting send it on my way lol.
Brusier47 6 months ago 3
@Brusier47 hahahahahaha lol
blattermaster 6 months ago
@Brusier47 having an atom small cock doesnt mean he's a fag, he's just a transvestite, not faggish
blattermaster 5 months ago
@blattermaster
Justin Bieber is a fag
166 people are not on a boat
I will kill them with 166 guns
Chuck Norris w/hea
In Soviet Russia, boat is on you
Click 0:01 to skip ads
I hate this new YouTube layout
No.
greenorange75 5 months ago 5
@blattermaster in soviet russia, shitty joke is you.
Snoogen11 4 months ago in playlist Snoogen11's favorites
@blattermaster u forgot (insert funny comment about the song here)
lifeiaskedfor 4 months ago
@blattermaster You forgot the part where people say. If I get [#ofLikes] I will do this [Lie]
Youtube like whores ^
RobotBenderr 4 months ago
@RobotBenderr well i can't fit it on there
blattermaster 4 months ago
@blattermaster well you got highest comment on lockdown dont ya...clever!
xxKeepItMetalxx 3 months ago
@blattermaster AND the Arrow to the knee
Dennys787 2 months ago
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@blattermaster
Justin bieber is a fag and isn't on a boat
173 people are not on a boat
I will kill said who are not on a boat
Chuck Norris isn't on a boat, a boat is below chuck norris
In soviet russia, boat on you
The new youtube layout sucks
How to get on the "Highest Rated Comments" List:
Crumbleberry 2 months ago
@blattermaster You are forgetting: please trade justin bieber (or who ever) for an artist that passed away
Frankb1989 1 month ago
this video has LEET likes :D 1,337
xHoboMan16x 7 months ago
justin bieber dus have a dick because he is 1
TheOneglow 7 months ago
PRESTIEGE WORLDWIDE
lobboob 7 months ago
Hit The Dislike on Accident (LIKE A BOSS)^^ Save The Drowning --> lol <-- MAN!!!!!!
johnnieownz 7 months ago
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!
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Artic2War 7 months ago
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One day a babysitter called the parents and said "Can I move the clown statue?'' the clown turned out to be a murderer who escaped form jail, if you don't repost this 2 times, at 3:00 a.m the clown will get you! Sorry had to post this someone dared me plus i'm scared i don't care if you flag or not
ShaiMachale 7 months ago
buy a mermaid. LIKE A BOSS
mystery55100 7 months ago
ima so make this my ringtone
zak66610 7 months ago
141 people missed the like button cuz they were seasick
aerobat97 7 months ago 3
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Do you like Swedish House music?
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Try SKY ANVIL - MISS ELUSIVE, they are great!
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I love Lonely Island and I love Sky Anvil!
erike67 7 months ago
Sick song
Darkry101 7 months ago
@Darkry101 i know right it's so dope!!!!
MegaKissxsis 7 months ago
i just had sex like a boss on a boat, while jizzing, watching old people fuck like rabbits cause of the intense power of a boombox, but not looking at iraq cuz cool guys dont look at explosions
bowlerfan98 7 months ago
139 people arn't on a boat
Croczance 7 months ago 5
@Croczance How inventive.
123halofreak 7 months ago
Does your party suck? Can't go wrong with.. I'M ON A BOAT!
xCoD4z 7 months ago
I think he's on a boat?
DeadGears193 7 months ago
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I didn´t look on explosions so i jizzed in my pants, threw my boombox on the ground, and then I just had sex on a boat like a boss :D
MrQuqumber 7 months ago
Looking at peoples gay comments who no1 gives a shit about...LIKE A BOSS!
cristiano2153 7 months ago
Jizz in my pants on a boat like a boss.
TallAceTheJuggalo 8 months ago
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3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the FUCK is JUSTIN BEIBER?
haha :P
9Seleador2 8 months ago 82
@9Seleador2 took me a while to get that joke lol nice one xD
DeadGears193 7 months ago
@9Seleador2 that joke is so old
Krizpyy 7 months ago 4
@9Seleador2 What does that have to do with this video?
cartmanfan102 7 months ago
@9Seleador2 dude justin bieber doesent have a dick
ICanHazCheezeBurger5 7 months ago
@9Seleador2 soo soo old xD
xHoboMan16x 7 months ago
@9Seleador2 Do we really have to bring Justin Beiber in every single video? Can't we just listen to the song and not have to look down to see comments about a bad singer? Christ.
MrCamelpear 6 months ago
@MrCamelpear you know you hate um X )
TheTreetop1988 6 months ago
lol
beefcake1950 8 months ago
im on a boat and i just jizzed my pants while i was having sex... like a boss ^_^
bigbortz25 8 months ago
134 people couldnt afford a boat
cb7pwn 8 months ago
nigger dick
reddalex4 8 months ago
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131 forgot there flippyflopys and 1,219 was flippen burgers
zachqwerty 8 months ago
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131 didint have flippyfloppys and 1,219 was flippen Burgers
zachqwerty 8 months ago
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zachqwerty 8 months ago
no video???
kingswisha3434 8 months ago
131 people aren't on a boat
quaderboy550 8 months ago
Its funny cause the boat is going nowhere on the film clip
Bambiglop 8 months ago
IM ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!
kblognow5 8 months ago
MANGES FEEEST ER PÅ EN BÅT!!!!
dexder2 8 months ago 2
hes right its mermaid lol sharkhoe
isee123ohshit 8 months ago
hänkar nån till mange ikväll? hörde att det var någon fest eller så
rarraarskum 8 months ago
@rarraarskum fucking troller im so fucking tired of this mange shit on every lonely island video!!! haha bah skämta FEST HOS MÄÄNGE!!! ja hänkar lätt det är ju mange lixom :DD
luddesnudde 8 months ago
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TheDisturbedPark 8 months ago
@TheDisturbedPark
its not sharkhoe.. its mermaid xD
TheMuffinMan310 8 months ago
@TheMuffinMan310 Well thats what i fucked -0-
TheDisturbedPark 8 months ago
'Im on a boat' with 'Jizz in my pant's' Listing to some 'Bing Bong Brother's'
LIKE A BOSS!
AnimePlasma 8 months ago
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MrVikingification 8 months ago
i disliked the video, because u DO NOT OWNED THE MUSIC!
U got more than one million views doing nothing asshole!
Go fuck yourself
TheZooners 8 months ago
@TheZooners u mad?
tenmana 8 months ago
@TheZooners Get pissed off...like a boss
Dakota9851 8 months ago
CLICK ON THE WRONG VID - LIKE A BOSS!
CHAOT1CRAPIER 8 months ago
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Fest hos Mange!
Chaniji 8 months ago
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Det är fan ingen fest hos lilla magnus, låt honom VARA!"
~Please post this on all TheLonelyIsland viseos to leave "Mange" Alone.
judokillen3 8 months ago
Comment on the wrong video...LIKE A BOSS!
loqutor 8 months ago 350
@loqutor lol
kingswisha3434 8 months ago
127 people never been on a boat and never fucked a mermaid ;)
lnm1521 8 months ago
amazing!
thephases1 8 months ago
i like the part when he said im on a boat!!!
TheDeathstar808 8 months ago
shawtaayyyuh
eastskier57 8 months ago
125 people aren't on a boat
SSC3034 8 months ago
124 people are not on the boat
ZzVinniezZ 8 months ago
123 people are on a lonely island -_-
TheLegitTraceurKid 8 months ago
121 lost their damn mind!
aliciaxcore1 8 months ago
121 people haven't been on a boat
MrSanta101 8 months ago
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Yo if you guys like this stuff check out this guy UZIMON. It's hilarious
maxdeezy 8 months ago
thumbs up if you've been on a boat
uoyooman 8 months ago
love it
4545fatman 8 months ago
Jack Sparrow has a boat...
BeautifullyTragicxx 8 months ago 3
@BeautifullyTragicxx Pls call him Captain Jack Sparrow...
MrKago95 8 months ago
u suck balls
triplehbatista10 8 months ago
i fucked a mermaid then jizzed in my pants
matthewcraig44 8 months ago
@matthewcraig44 like a boss
tylerbtown 8 months ago
everdy body is in place in the fucking jizz,take a good hard look at the mother fucking boss
magas777333 8 months ago
press F13 and get pwned
lomakato 8 months ago
@lomakato lol
tsteak20 8 months ago
flippy floppys
pebels96 8 months ago
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I Jizzed In My Pants because I Just Had Sex Like a Boss. Now Im On A Boat with Jack Sparrow, and We Like Sportz, so we tried a 3 Way with his mother, yes, i'm a Motherlover
orizx1 9 months ago
in my flippie flopies
killustupid 9 months ago
This is so random :D
Petersaberros 9 months ago
113 never been on a Boat
jccarida 9 months ago
Giggle...... flipppy flops aha
Cameronthehottie23 9 months ago
I jizzed in my pants, threw my boombox on the ground, and then I just had sex on a boat like a boss
carsguitars92 9 months ago 274
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@carsguitars92 the u did the creepahhh infront of justin timberlake and lady gaga and andy..
jackbean8822 8 months ago
@carsguitars92 during the space olympics. :)
Bettshie 8 months ago
@carsguitars92 I did the same thing, but had sex with a giant fish, i fucked its brains out
zombirific1 8 months ago
@carsguitars92 and i read your comment while my dick is in a box
Hyper6664 8 months ago
@Hyper6664 faggot
CornyAsMe 8 months ago
@carsguitars92 idiots who coppy and paste -.-
superpolesROBLOX 8 months ago
@carsguitars92 lol
born2kill9991 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 Then Jack Sparrow showed up with his dick in a box like a boss who apparently was a mother lover, who then had sex in a 3-way, jizzed in his pants and got mermAIDS because he fucked a mermaid.
123halofreak 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 Very....Original
TheDisturbedPark 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 that is boss...
neweminem617 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 and showed me ure penis
yubebarca 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 While playinfg the saxaphone?
Twistedthief 7 months ago
@carsguitars92 and that is the tale of jack sparrow
juiceboxboy27 7 months ago
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Don't read this because it actually works.You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life.Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
However if you do not post this to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days.Now you've started reading this so don't stop.This is so scary put this
on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is so scary cause it
actually works
xXxCozmicRainbowzxXx 9 months ago