Ode to a Failing Penis

[Soscla]

Hahahahahaaha oh no I laughed the whole way through, even though it's not something you should laugh about, since it is a dire problem for some. But still! XD

[japroctor]

@Soscla ,

So pleased you enjoyed my little ditty. Watch out for more witty words in the near future,

Regards, Keith

[alucard16640]

ah cool very funny a poem about a penis xD oh i can't stop to laugh xD

[japroctor]

alucard16640,

So pleased you found our little poem funny,

Regards, Keith & John

[bulbheadmyass]

Very touching (so to speak) poem.

[japroctor]

bulbheadmyass,

Glad my little poem touched your private parts,

Regards, Keith

[WWIIman666]

Ha! good thing i'm young so i don't experience this yet.

[japroctor]

WWIIman666,

Well, got to admit I'm getting on a bit now, but still functioning admirably in that department,

Regards, Keith

[WWIIman666]

@japroctor

That's always a good thing! Did you write this poem?

[japroctor]

@WWIIman666 ,

Yes, I did write this, and will be posting new stuff shortly,

Regards, Keith

[WWIIman666]

@japroctor

Oh whoops, my mistake.

but still, good poem.

[ThiefInLaw]

You guys are talented. Keep up the good work.

[japroctor]

ThiefInLaw,

Thanks for listening, and for your kind comment,

Regards, Keith

[BAZHE]

great

[japroctor]

BAZHE,

So glad you enjoyed this. Please look at 'The Tale of Tiger Woods' on our site,

Regards, Keith & Jihn

[lluvianihilista]

this felt like an R-rated monty python sketch.

[japroctor]

lluvianihilista,

Thanks for watching,

Regards, Keith

[japroctor]

Th3V1s1on,

Thanks for your great comment,

Regards, Keith

[Th3V1s1on]

Dude you're brilliant!

[japroctor]

Thank you so much. I hope to be posting some more of my works shortly,

Regards, Keith (Poet Laureate for Kettering & the East Midlands)

[StarvinArtistSue]

What a charming orator...delightfully witty :-)

[japroctor]

Thank you so much for your comments.

I hope to be posting another masterpiece shortly,

Regards, Keith

[LuckyJuke]

Hilarious !!

Great moment !! :D

[academyofrock]

Nice work on your penis! lol

[japroctor]

I am really glad you liked the ode regards John & keith

[japroctor]

Thanks for your great comment 62.79 ? regards John on behalf of Keith

[japroctor]

Dear horrifi,

I would have thanked you for your great comments myself, but I was busily working away on a new masterpiece until a few moments ago!!!

Regards, Keith (Poet Laureate for Kettering & the East Midlands)

[horrifi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha this is so damn funny. love the english accent

[Bridgejones08]

Haaa that made me laugh. feel sorry for the poor limp biscuits who suffer from that particular errr ailment!

[japroctor]

Yes an old mans ailment which apparently affects Men over the age of 63 thank God I am only 62.79 regards Keith

[japroctor]

Hi there,

Thanks for taking the time to have a look at my little ditty. Glad you got a laugh from it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Regards, Keith

[denseje]

LOL THis is really funny : P

[KiBaWKB]

lol thats funny

[japroctor]

Thanks for listening, and for your kind comment. I will be posting more works of genius in the very near future.

!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

Regards, Keith

[crazynan008]

this is a VERY funny piece of poetry...But I suppose not funny for the Afflicted...OMFG.....I suppose they would find it a bit Hard to put UP with.....LMFAO....

[japroctor]

Thanks for listening, and for taking the time to comment. All the best to you,

Regards, Keith

[japroctor]

Thanks for listening, and for your great comment. I hope to be posting lots more cultural episodes in the near future,

Regards, Keith

[TheBoff321]

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!