METAL LOVE SOLID: PORTABLE JERKOPS

[donuthead551]

Chris...has changed.

It is no longer about love, china, or Sonichu.

It's an endless series of Calling Out videos and white knights.

Chris, and his tomgirl ways, have become a poorly oiled machine.

Chris has changed.

[AwesomeSauceMr]

Chris-chan made 11 accounts to thumbs-down this video.

[MRWWAYSS]

Love.

Love has changed.

[IDeafpool]

chris couldn't fit it snakes suit.

[Lungenschuss]

This is very well done.

[onemoreturn]

lol, epic.

[RadicalLightning]

Chris:Snake...can love bloom on the battlefield?

Snake:Shut the fuck up you fat f**k

[Athils]

This is easier to comprehend than non-mixed Chris-Chan sentences.

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Metal Sonichu Solid 4: Guns of the Faggots.

Colonel Campbell: Solid ......Chris?

*Hideo Kojima*: I don't Rike this... ಠ_ಠ

[vihannes3]

HAPPY END!!

[CatholicSpaceNazi]

Love quest: Love that won't bloom.

[link000000]

that was deep chris!! XD

[onlyadot]

People don't understand. as soon as you make it on ED you either did some amazing good to the internet or really REALLY fucked up typically the latter, the best thing to do then would be to go incognito on the internet and keep your mouth shut but most people insist on freaking out making it much much worse.

[BlanFan2O]

@onlyadot Making things worse=DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, right?

[JohnKiller118]

It's so fucking awesome how most of the people that troll Chris-Chan are fellow Metal Gear fans!

[xxxOMGSweetxxx]

I didn't know Chris was capable of such beautiful poetry.

Oh wait.

[vivitheg]

So I click a link on the Snake Soup and I happen upon MY OWN VIDEO. ajfklajflkjdsklf damn you ravi damn you to hell but yes this is the final cutscene in Peace Walker. As you can tell, Miller grew fat.

[EcKoWR]

the fuck is this

[themagnumx11]

For some reason, this gave me the idea of making "Brokeback CWC". I can't video edit worth shit, so It's my suggestion to you.

[armydude102]

One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Chris. And the one who inherits the title of Chris will face an existence of endless heartbreak.

[chrisfail1]

I would suck your dick, and I'm not even gay.

[darkgomugomu]

What the fuck does hanky-panky even mean??

[Kingzogre]

Its like panky-hanky

[chrisfail1]

It is about DYKES and HOMOS.

[Drakzeel]

Metal Love Solid 4 is my favourite movie.

[SZF123456]

wonder when Metal Gear Solid 4: The Game will come out

[grandpathong]

chris...do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

[1MISSINGNO1]

@grandpathong chris :if you take down that darn ED page ill let you know

[chrisfail1]

Vivian, thank you. You have encapsulated the essence of Chris in a way that I would not have thought possible had I not seen it for myself.

Proverbial +1.

[kahgarak]

Epic.

[SPARTANN09]

Holy shitballs.

Deep, yo.

[borri317]

what is that music

[vivitheg]

metal gear solid 4 love theme

[Exarian]

this actually sounds... cool?

[Anactofgod]

Wow it actually sounds a lot better than Snake's monologue.

[Jimkaider]

A rolling stone gathers no moss, a continuing CWC learns nothing.

[ControlWise]

Absolutely glorious.

[RaverYusuke]

Quite possibly the most powerful statement ever made on youtube about anyone.

[eadthnerow]

Wow. That was pretty poetic for a mash up of words Chris has said at one time or another.

[thegothmog]

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[vivitheg]

best. youtube. comment. ever.

[PsychobeIIe]

/agree

[TheMrNamefag]

@thegothmog

That meme is bad and you should feel bad.

[thegothmog]

@TheMrNamefag

at least I'm not a namefag... oh wait... thegothmog...

[BlanFan2O]

@thegothmog Yes, I have. It was a difficult process, let me tell you but I did. I've really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Really.

[sweetsugarcoma]

That by far, was the most epic ending ever.

I will give you money.

[halpplz]

Vivian, I will go to wherever you live, and I will bone you for the sheer awesomeness of your trollin'.

[MINISLASH0]

can i come?

[halpplz]

NO. Unless you pay for my plane ticket.

[Anactofgod]

That was fucking awesome.

[Dark22k]

You should be commended for your awesomeness,

[vivitheg]

give me money

[artinbazikyan]

10/10

[masterfox3000]

AND HOMOS

[EltBerserker]

Each time chris makes a video I can understand his pain and sorrow.

His videos make me want to kill myself too.

[IRAwEsOmE]

couldnt have said it better myself

[eelnomtih]

lmao

[imtripping23]

lolwut

[Heydad956]

You know what's funny, you made this surprisingly epic

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

trolling....has changed

[Zero2562130]

It is not about lulz, fail, or faggotry.

[TheRetardBrigade]

the new fag are controlling the battle fields

[TheLastArchdemon]

@fukin1ur1interwebz DAMN STRAIGHT

[hooshangmaster]

was expecting him yelling julie

[yupsi]

I guess this video was made long before Julay.

[vivitheg]

yeah, should i make an updated version?

no, it'll ruin the MAGIC

[T0mm3n]

Nah bro, this was made before the Julie saga I believe

[xsabbathgamer]

Cell saga was the best.

[WestsideComedy]

which video does he say Hanky Panky?

[Kelarre653]

This is just amazing. <3

[GangWarlord]

Old Snake: ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear...

CWC: ED contributors are ED shitheads and express ED hatred.

[Joroshira]

BEST ENDING EVAR

Too bad its just a video......*sigh*

[snuffaluffagus89]

/tear

[DropKickEddy]

JULIEEEEEEEEEE

[xHezaChanx]

BRILLIANT

[TacoShivers]

His voice actually sounded better like this, no stuttering.

[Ashakuras]

OMG!!!111!1 MOAAAAAAAAAAR xD

[FilipinoxBandito]

Lol, ED shit heads.

[SomethinRofl]

"ED Contributors are ED shitheads and express ED hatred"

[MiyukiFan]

...And homos

[SobmicSSBB]

OK, I lol'd.

[Urmean15]

WIPE OUT THE MEME

[NiGHTS88]

That sounded half veritable.

[Nigralurker]

I remember when I heard that if an Autistic person has an obsession over something, then he'll be extremely good at it. Gotta love the irony, seeing as how Chris couldn't draw dirtshit in the last 8 years.

[ShadowRivermoon]

Christian Weston Chandler... had a hard life. He needs some time to rest.

[assistedfacepalm]

hahaha oh wow

[rahgnaraken]

Damn, nice music.

What is it, the MGS soundtrack or something?

[MewLime]

It's the opening theme of MGS4.

[iambecomedeath7]

Soon. We can only hope.

[Nick1377]

Fucking A

[EFistChamp]

vivitheg, you=the best

[vivitheg]

eh...post a longer comment otherwise this won't be posted...

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

Indeed. This guy should troll others; God knows there is alot of faggots on the tubes.

[CelChan4]

Beautiful. You win 10 internets my friend.

[BlueKewne]

yep ^^

[BlueKewne]

1:11

I came.

[Jowgen]

I feel you bro.

[insertclichename]

THE INNOCENT MAN

[newfoundm]

holy shit i was just about to post this. if there's ever a documentary on CWC's life, this will be the fucking title.

[vivitheg]

i think you missed the point

try again

[countrybluegrass]

You should replace the music in Schindler's List with the music from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[H0TCH1P]

That was a really commendable job.

[alldamnusernametaken]

shut up faggot

[GourouBandai]

This is in Chris's favorites. It is very well made.

[shirleyshelicopter]

CWC actually has this in his favorites...

[SomethinRofl]

Probably just to keep tabs on who he hates So when the day comes where he gets back Metal Gear he'll know who to target first.

[YoungUnicorn]

I cried.

Felt good men.

[The152nd]

That..actually had some meaning

[vivitheg]

are you sure about that

[dargonakis]

cool story bro

[MintySakuru]

I keep repeating the last 5 seconds of the video, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

Do you think that's a bad thing?

[sekopaa3]

You were repeating a gunshot and the sound of birds flying away? Yeah, you may want to get that checked out.

[MrJentipede]

Beautiful.

[EmoKidsScott]

Using the codename Solid Sonichu, CWC must infiltrate the Mall and University of Virginia to rescue a boyfriend-free girl from the Jerkops, led by none other than the evil Mary Lee Walsh. Along the way he fights many boss battles, such as Jason Kendrick Howell, AKA Liquid Snake, and Revolver Wesley. At the end, he fights Mary Lee Walsh, and she reveals that she was working for the boyfriend-free girls from stalkers like him. After the cutscene, you have to press the square button to kill her.

[TeronGorefiend1]

You forgot to involve the medallion in that plot.

[BlueKewne]

He didn't fav. it.

The Patriots hijacked his account and faved it.

[LordHardkore]

WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?!

[SilasWolfe]

... La Li Lu Le Lo?

What are you babbling about?

[LordHardkore]

OCELOT!! LIQUID! Of course I know who the Patriots are.

[vivitheg]

yeah, kojima should too since he already used this scene in his fucking trailers

[SubtleDemise]

Lol dude, it's not even the real ending!

[hellmasterx]

...and homos

[BlueKewne]

Fucking awesome. <3 Metal Gear, LOL at Sonichu.

[Enlivo22]

Here it is... The Boyfriend-free Legacy

[PyramidHead17]

ED: You're pretty good,

just what I'd expect from the man with the same code as the Sonichu,

it's been a long time since I had such a good LuLz,

but I'm just getting warmed up

NOW DRAW!!!

[reDustt]

so random etc.

[vivitheg]

i don't think he understands, but it's okay because now i know he watches me.

[forthelu1z]

sauce on music

besides that this is full of win

[marxist854]

love theme from MGS4

[zero10999]

"It is about hankypanky, with DYKES, and homos."

I have watched this so many times, yet I laugh EVERY time at that.

[OdaNoOwari]

I want to kiss you tenderly and then make sweet love to you.

[cptwinky42]

"My wooden badge was delicious!" --Ocelot

[machineowar]

Proof that you can make anything epic if you try hard enough.

[descensiongod]

This video was amazing.

[sil80d]

This is a PS3 exclusive right?

[Enlivo22]

Pixelated PS3

[UnfairDinkum]

We need so many more of these. Just... so many more.

[kirbykrew]

Loving this video...best Chris spoof on the web.

[LegionsOfAnon]

Hold the Lego PS3 up to your neck, Chris. I'll give you a massage with the aid of your nanomachines.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Love... is Hell.

[kayanamasha]

holy shit that's awesome!

if only the ending could happen...

[Yekkow]

Chris Chan...was a true patriot

*salutes*

[ForteV4]

Best Chris Chan video ever

[orly444]

Encyclopedia Dramatica ftw.

[fatal50]

Love.... has changed......

[LtHolden]

Fucking win, man.

[Theovenman]

Chris chan had a hard life

He needs some time to rest

[seanmcbay]

Hahahaha.

[kklol7]

/salute

[Krtyle2005]

Greatest

Thing

Ever

[artinbazikyan]

HOLY SHIT WIN

[DarkYoshi87]

i love you