Planet Moron Is Doomed

[asdhms]

put the first nuke up king moron's ass ... lord god obama....... fuking useless leaches.

[wolverine2244]

WWF Smackdown!

[Nusoundsnow]

You fkn rock :d

[Nusoundsnow]

Splendid!

[believersunderground]

hahaha moronic earth for real. Love Scott (BUG)

[SyvaerHate]

Kill all morons now.

[ragnagna007]

I LOVE THE FKN NEWZ

[xNewWorldOdor]

me too

[jgibson69]

I totally agree, dude! Planet Moron was doomed the very day that the first human placebos hatched from their monkey momma's asses.....ROCK THE PLANET!!!!!

[superlowblue]

radiance_

[mtlsoul]

Deek for president!!

[turkeyburgers]

The only hectors that I am using are the illegal immigrants i got building my pool out back.

[LifeIsLife1984]

this guy is awesome. fucking bad /oh I mean good news! 5*

[samgamje01]

I think Deek has to change his strategy ! he has to bring out accurate prooves if he wans to conquer more and more audience.

[internodal]

Samgamje,

Deek doesn't need to change a single thing in his approach. He just needs to keep on speaking the FKN truth with blunt humour, while the background images tell the stories. That's all the proof you'll ever need.

[ragnagna007]

totally agree

[samgamje01]

12,2 hectares of land per american consummer this is rubbish ! what are his sources of informations ? my teatcher in economics said me that it is around 4 hectares, and the earth can sustain only 2 hectares per consummer !

[admiralcrash1]

What are your teacher's sources? I'd believe this guy before any state sponsored education...

[mitchmelanson]

lol i love this guy

[Sixu83]

LOL, if only this was actually on TV!

[fiVestarTum0ur]

Killll all morons? K. You hav to concede though, that we do indeed need to RECYCLE more. this is what I am told anyways. Perhaps,it would be Kool to be yes, like the dinosaurs?

[painfultone]

just a little info... look into the process of recycling... it actually puts out more pollution than it does to make a new product. the biggest reason that i know of for recycling is not putting it in land fill, cause frankly we don't have the space anymore. and you will find as well that a lot of these recycling plants get your tax dollars to fund them through grants and never pay them back... because once they are paid up, they get another grant.

peace

[sadol11]

wwf is a lie....

[joneselius]

Have a coke. Ahhh ha ha ha ha, this guy is great.

Farmers are actually using coke as a pesticide, this is NO joke.

[smig1975]

"international suicide assistance force" (!)

you`re good man!

[kimbo99]

You are so beautiful.

[eekdog2005]

Save the earth....be a Slave.

[eggfriedmann]

Are they new glasses Deek? Love the show best wishes

[Deekjackson]

Hey Dan, thanks ! I nicked them of my eldest son, fairs fair tho he keeps nicking my beers. He can have em back when the sun shines again ...may be a while yet

[killergames187]

He is fucken great!!

[zwarst]

And the inCONvenient truth is.... stop breathing please or better still die - thanks. Receive the gift of life by giving yours! Be carbon neutral & plant a tree over yr grave.Opps sorry no grave for u cause the grass deserves to live as well. We'll just slip u into the ocean with the weight of your mortgage - right-on yeh....

[snapcrackleandpop99]

ordinary people do not put any pressure on the environment. the main culprits always were and always were the polltuing corporations.

more on saving plastic bags later!

[McWalker25]

The end of humanity has nvr been so entertaining

Its awful, the shit America has done to its people and the world. Its absolutely awful how the American people are oblivious to the nightmare they're assuming to be paradise.

but I have faith in the American Individual and their anger. You cannot surpress the American individual, its in our blood to go against such imperial nature.

Take a look at this video, it is off to a truly revolutionary start of action:

watch?v=IOl-6uyuDTs

[planexzeropoint]

I think you might find america's not to good at revolutions the first one was a massive scam by the british. you see the weapons that were used in the revolution were bought with money using america(the whole countrys landmass) as collatoral this debt was never paid and the money borrowed came from london. yes people london does still indeed own america. bet they didn't teach you that one in history class.

[siedletc]

I used to really dig this dude - but now that he's given in to the Agenda 21 'sustainability / diversity' genocide scam, who is left to point and laugh at those planning to murder us? It's obvious he must have been threatened or paid off.

---> Self-unemployed.

[nikechiapas]

sux to be you

[adrixshadow]

'sustainability / diversity' genocide scam IS NOT A SCAM it's THERE solution to a problem known for almost a century and because THEY don't like to shear and make a better world THEY just fucking kill us AND THEY WILL if not stopped

So stop saying that he is paid off when he clearly points out what THOSE bastards are trying to do

[fknnewz]

hahahah..ya gotta laff, please someone pay me off, I cant wait to move to a bunker in switzrland as a guest of astorrockerchild the 7th, hahah, from there ill watch as planet x/nuclear war/secret virus destroys humanity and the trees rejoice..hahahah oh please

[eMichaye]

Diversity scam? What the fuck? o_0

[naturecollision]

hehe, this is truly psychedelic! yeah!

[Khamomil]

wtf what happened to the 2 comments I posted yesterday?

[torremalku]

Deek is excellent as always

[cycimian]

Funny, Back in the 70z the TV series NOVA hosted a science show called COSMOS, Dr Carl Sagan said that for everyone on earth to live the same lifestyle as we do here in the west, Would require the resources of 3 planets, So were looking at 5 billion plus to be killed.

[shortnfine219]

Great vid.

I totally agree on the illinois governor not being the only corrupt bastard in politics.

Someone really wants this guy to take the fall... so someone even more corrupt can take his place.

[Luphrecio]

apparently, 24 hours before his arrest, he threatened bank of America that he would stop all business with them and his state if they didnt pay the workers that were protesting them in some labor dispute. . .

24 hours later, he ends up in Jail. . .

hmmm....

[shortnfine219]

Good call,

US Senators are amongst the richest men in America... BEFORE they become Senators, so I'm sure EVERY seat in the Senate came with a price tag and a receipt.

So all this feigned outrage over 'selling a seat' is just bank backlash from the threat. Makes perfect sense.

I saw the press conference from the Il Attourney General and she spewed some garbage about 'doing this for the people'.

I'm asking is this a GRASSROOTS movement?

[Drumvain]

Hey I am self unemployed too!

[jamessanger]

Briliant Deek. you should get a fkn oscar mate !!!.

[jamessanger]

Deek is the glorious son of the telescope most high, Zoom be upon him !!... o gloriously enlarged and focused image of the stars most blinking..... may the infinite bless him the cosmic ray of truth.............. o the most high eye piece of the three dimensions !!

Well done Deekster

[WhoRonPaul]

half of all humans live in urban areas yet cities occupy less than 3% of planet earth, at the same time the human death rate continues to outgrow the human birthrate, showing once again that humanities problems have been dramatically overstated in some cases

[daajkoot99]

seems like people r pretty dumb...

and malleable...

maybe because life is 2 easy?

2 comfortable?

people don't give a fuck about anything but themselves

is the human race a parasite on this planet

[fred10538]

Human beings have been trained to not give a fuck about anyone but themselves. And now we have a planet full of people who don't give a fuck (period). As Deek says, this situation can't last for much longer. One solution is to start giving a fuck, the other is to take yourself out.

[BobHaulk]

no the human race isn't a parasite it's the most complex thing the universe has created, but you widnae ken it fae aw the dumb bastards round here.The world aint gonna end, the nwo only wants your money and, this is the clincher, you have to work to make a living, be that some job in our industrialized world or back to the land in the fkn newz utopia. you can't just sit around and fucking moan.

funny how it's always someone else who's the parasite or dumb.

jeez why do i bother ?

[elvis316]

i watch this and laugh my ass off, because if I didn't I would probably think about it too much and get bummed out. Well, be excellent and party on, dudes!

[dellsprospects22]

it's funny but i did see where the EPA has an environmental most wanted now, seriously

[zealotnut]

I piss myself with laughter at my own and the rest of humanity's demise at the hands of inbred psycopaths and their minions.

Which words am i looking for?

Ironic?

Resentful?

Indignant?

Fucking enraged?

[SlaveStorm]

More planets. No golden space ships? Campsite Earth is about to close for the season.

[dellsprospects22]

no the greenies are gonna tax us into sustainability via kyoto treaty..they won't use messy chemical bombs..this is how people react..with a gag reflex

[unameitltd]

once again Deak is da man

[growsitwell]

P.S. I was Raven Kevin on Skypecast.

[growsitwell]

Don't know if you remember me bud, from Skypecast. I just wanted to say keep up the awakening of our lack of purpose.They are popping open like popcorn, but there is so much set against the sheeple, media, education, each other, so much holding us back from what we should be.Now so many are at the wrong side of the spectrum, not sure if we can avoid the camp experience to be honest.Hard to believe in 2008, I'm scared to death of the future, not just worried, we ARE IN BIG trouble.We knew we know

[saynotopolicestate]

thanks again. ;P

[blujufirst]

Great stuff Deek, You keep churning them out week by week and yet it refuses to grow stale.

[terr547]

Once again, FUCKIN GENIUS!

[NiggerBallTreeHockey]

terr547 Dont FUKIIN curse!

[Khamomil]

When you drink soda you don't taste the contamination in the water. Have a coke. Raze another square mile of Amazon rainforest to grow soja for the feed of your future hamburgers.

Oh I liked the kaleidoscopic visuals at the end, nice job Deek!

[toeg1]

okay, it's self unemployed, sue me.

Hey, deek, check out my forum. I bet you'd find lots of topics to throw on this!!

[paweleve]

rod bendovabitch

[toeg1]

Deek,

You're friggin' awesome. I can see people 100 years from now pulling this stuff off of some plasmatron about life in early 21st Century and thinking, "So this is how assisted suicide came about. They had to watch this stuff for hours and their brain eventually melted." What strange names they had, too, "Professionally Unemployed?" That must not have been too common a name back then. I thought everyone was named Dweezil and Moon Unit.

[JCLeSinge]

Are those new shades, Deek, or has your head changed shape?

[MiGP1981]

What's next, Mars?

[monkeypeopleofearth]

I'm hoping for a large scale pandemic that wipes out 75% of the human population.....have a coke!

[voiceliberty]

Have a coke...

I'm lovin it!

[ORACLE063]

i love how the WWF, which is a Rothschild orginazation, says the populace is at fault. If corporations would make products that actually stood the test of time and not fell apart, where as to buy another. Our resources would be fine. No,though, they make cars shitty so they do fall apart. They make items, like computers and what not, easily destructable and quickly oboslete, so we buy more of it and they turn a profit. TV also is to blame and the mindless sheep consumers who buy the crap.

[ORACLE063]

The pedulum will swing on us soon deekelton. Sorry to say that "commoners" like u and i will suffer most. Hence is the lot of the protaganist.

[fknnewz]

you cant make water and they dont make land anymore, as for cars and computers the electricity and fuel they use would be the same no matter how long they lasted or how often you replace them.

[ORACLE063]

Yes but u can clean water and even de-salinate it. As for land, there is shit loads of it. We have more than enough technology to irrigate deserts. The problem is getting over our inheriant, reptile brain "greed gene".

Profits and the loss of power prevent the carbon based "demi-gods" to reliquish their hold. There are vaiable, cheap and even free energy sources. They just dont want us to have it.

[LastReplaySC]

ORACLE063:

no one is stopping you from buying seasonal and local foods or insulate your house, get off the grid and stop buying crap that takes energy to use that also wasted energy for transport package and production.

You simply have not understood the point of decentralized acting on a personal level. An average European meal used around 2400 miles of transportation energy alone.

Have a fkn COKE or change your entire easy access habits.

[ThoughtCriminal911]

I love the fucking news.

[1KenNet]

guess what i used to like this guy 100%, but this kill everyone view is the same view that the nwo shares, really if you look at it only a few large corporations are sucking up all of the resources, it's not all our faults, only a few people can afford luxury products anyaway

[fknnewz]

Irony - is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what one says or does, and what one means or what is generally understood. Irony is a mode of expression that calls attention to discrepancy between two levels of knowledge. All senses of irony revolve around the perceived notion of an incongruity between what is said and what is meant; or between an understanding of reality, or an expectation of a reality, and what actually happens.

[Khamomil]

Well, then Deek you should encourage ppl to have kids so there will be someone to pay for the bailout budget deficits and wars and the interest on all that borrowed money even if living conditions will be somewhat harsch (to say the least) due to systemic environmental breakdown and political unpleasantness curtailing individual freedom. Indentured servitude for life will be their lot, Soylent Green their sustenance. Make it sound palatable will ya. Thanks.

[TrampledAtWalMart]

COOL!

[O3PEHKO]

Have a coke, buy shit you don't need with money you don't have at Wal-Mart, where everyone puts on a happy face the moment they enter...except for the guy that got trampled to death.

[2legitbitch]

i know it might sound far fetched but even though our country has spiralled into what it has become today it still is the best example of what a few people are capable of when they become tired of getting fucked in the ass and get together to do something about it instead of just focusing on how impossible it seems to try to declare one's freedom and independence IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR MINDS OUR SOULS AND OUR FREEDOM!

[2legitbitch]

with the collapse of the stock market and daily surfacing of curruption within our government more and more people are waking up to the ugly truth now is the time for the people of california to unite and declare california an independent sovern state once california declares independence an open borders and fair open trade policy through our ports and southern border would gain us many friends and allies i'm sure oregan & washington would follow suit forming a tri-state independent state union

[LastReplaySC]

with what water?

[StephinRazin]

EARTH WORSHIP POPULATION CONTROL YAY

[2legitbitch]

once independent california could end prohibition and resume the growing and harvesting of the only crop ever declared a billion dollar cash crop hemp would provide california with millions of jobs in almost every feild of production and service since you can make almost every single consumer product from feul to food to paper to clothing to oil to paint to polyurethanes all this with drasticaly much less harm to the enviornment and only a short three month time spand between harvest

[He101A]

LOL, hahahahahaha. Assisted suicide, lol! We need to depopulate the planet of these lazy, unproductive, and useless sheep who just consume and consume and don't produce anything!

[peyotero22]

kill all morons

[mmirving]

have a coke!

[neilwavg]

5 *****

[Puzzoozoo]

Always look forward to FKN Newz on Friday evenings or Saturday mornings, and today is on exception. 5 *

[BobHaulk]

what's with the masonic hand signals at the end ?

[LastReplaySC]

u noticed wow, good morning :-)

[bluejuice008]

have a coke!

[wind0wninja]

Thanks! I'm self-unemployed!

[brassknuckles789]

half annoy sueek and!

[MCOGBDOG]

the american auto industry may be crappy but we still need to be able to make our own cars.

[Puzzoozoo]

Chinese government loans are the source of the money to save em, if they prefer to use that money for their own ppl and car industry yours will be fucked.

[CNN911Fakes]

Gosh, bush and blair left evidence lying around!

Oh, right, they own the system!

[zndprophet]

LMAO-"I'm lovin it"

New Rule: That is the new response we give anytime anyone says something dommish or gloomish. "I'm lovin it".

I would love it to get widespread enough that Mickey D's has to change it's slogan-at which point we would simply adopt the new slogan as the default doom & gloom response.

[seeksthetruth7]

I'm lovin it, gonna kill myself now , you're welcome lol

[rossyboy1000]

Deek your on fire brother!!!

[delori]

Oh my friggin god, I love this shit laff laff laff..

[aquamammal]

Dude, your channel is awesome.

XVX for life, R.A.S.H. 'til death.

[LookBetter4Ever]

always a good job!

[0PsycoDad0]

Damn! I´m infected with anti-americanism.

need some ISAF treatment!

LOL!

[LastReplaySC]

deek I waiting for more shit to reveal in Africa soon ... titled "humanitarian war bringing on corporatocracy! ehhh democracy & peace or better said robbing Africa the third and final round

[LiquidMetalBand]

"Only one politician lies" LOL!

I was wondering what this whole story was about, and now you just made it a lot more obvious.

[CapitalistHolocaust]

Yeh, I'm sure they said in New Scientist, that we'd need 7 planet earths to maintain the current rate of consumption over the next century.

[LastReplaySC]

we'll need 5 to stop eating our own pharmacy products that were shat out into our food & water cycle already. the survivors will eventually all die out due to women's hormone piss. Downstream water users seem to more gay than upstream tappers, coincidence?

[LastReplaySC]

ps: I'm not a gay hater, I'm a female hormone hater that turns boys into male fucktard pussies that like to drink their own piss. while pharmacy supported universities call the effect city social evolution.

[Alan0874]

I agree :-)