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  • Once you go black you never go back

  • I wish my butt was as big as his

  • hes always wanted some black chocolate

  • Mr. Obama, It's not all about the politics.

  • Mccain: Licking an invisable human.

    Watch out O'bama... You're next.

  • wow, funny shit.. I LOVE this.

  • Man this fur ball is hard to get up

  • Mommy! The black man won't dance with me!

  • Caption:

    "Presidential candidate Barack Obama seen escorting an elderly man to his seat.

  • I refuse to vote for an old white man who wants to lick a black man's ass!

  • Quick someone get his nurse! Palin where are you?

  • To be fair, though, if the Right Wing did something like this, we'd all be calling people like Bill O'Reilly fucking pieces of shit.

    Not that Bill O'Reilly isn't a fucking piece of shit, though. It's just kind of unfair to McCain. Hilarious, but still unfair.

  • Exactly, everything is always hilarious when it's in favor of your political views, then when the other side does it, it's "childish" or "racist".

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but mainly it's the Democratic side that does these kinds of immature jokes. I guess the republican side is a lot more mature.

    P.S. I'm a Democrat, I just point out the facts.

  • "I've never licked a black guy's ass before! Yummy!"

  • shutuuuuup...

  • YOU shut up!

  • Why don't you fucking make me, you fag cheetah or Chimpanzee

  • wow mccains face owns lol

  • McCain I think your horns are showing..Devil Exposed

  • "That be a sweet chocolate booty that lays before me"!

  • Caption...

    McCain: "That old Alaskan adage is true... unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

  • LOL

    Now he changed from Mccorpse to McGay XD

  • McCain: Well my friends were getting pretty desperate, lets see if I grab Obama's ass will he get mad or have an angry reaction against the POW veteran!

    Obama: Once again your wrong again McCain, and the American people seen it all over your face!

  • McCain is out of touch and it just shows as he has no idea how many houses he has or how much Cindy McCain spends on each outfit. She had an outfit on over $300,000 while the American people are suffering and having a hard time purchasing gas! We can not afford four more years of the McSame!

  • MCCain: oooo democratic booty. DONT RUN FROM ME!

    Obama: *farts*

  • Mccain- "I don't think I'm ready for this jelly"

  • where did you get the picture

  • Look up "Presidential Shaving Cream" for a funny perspective on ALL the candidates

  • McCain: I want that scrumptious black booty

    mmmmmmmmmm bootylicious

  • Love the music, I'm from new orleans.

    Caption? "Oh Mr Harvard, Mr. leading the polls, Mr. your the one, change hope fancy pants."

    Poor McCain, can't catch a break. First Sarah Failing, Than Joe the bummer, than those DAMN American people who can vote. If it was not for the voters he would be fine.

    It is so close what you all say we vote to suspend the constitution and give Bush a third term. (NOW YOU ARE MAKING A FACE) LOL

  • To commenter "luvangel330": Who cares about the look on his face. O'bama is far from perfect as well. I would rather see someone make a silly face than hide behind a deceptive face. Vote McCain/Palin-Nov. 2008.

  • You would say that:

    IF Obama made the face

    IF Obama had a pregenet teen daughter

    IF Obama divorced 1st wife for trophy wife

    IF Obama's wife had drug habbit & stole

    IF Obama graduated bottom of class

    (Harvard magna cum laude law professor)

    IF Obama's daughter's baby daddy said he didn't want kids & is a bad gansgster who will F you up.

    IF Obama took cash, pvt jet rides & vacations in exchange to block Fed agents from investigating buddies bank, which failed & got $3 Bil bailout!

  • Who is a friend of Mr Ayers? Get a life o'bbbbbaaamamamama! o-b-a-ma's mama is a "typical white woman". WTF is that buddy? Eyes calls its a slips of da tongue's. I would rather see a visual slip of the tongue which means nothing, than a verbal slip of the tongue which means much more. Vote McCain/Palin-Nov. '08.

  • Please, Mrs. Palin was under an investigation for abusing her power. We need someone who is for the people and if he doesnt know what to do he goes and gets the best opinions to figure it out. McCain is irratic and makes dumb quick decisions. Please listen to the policies and the solutions and no doubt vote Obama~Biden!

  • Palin abuse of power? Didn't you see the her address this? She used her Jedi master mind trick, "I WAS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES, THERE IS NO REPORT, I WAS CLEARED". It's not only the lying, its the ease and bluntness of it, like we're all stupid and her Hockey Mom spell has blinded us. I would have SO MUCH MORE RESPECT FOR HER IF SHE SAID, "You know I screwed up, I went over the line, but I thought I was protecting my sister, but I see now I should not take law into your own hands, sorry."

  • Yea what Palin should have said was; "My husband was actually in control when I was governor and he was the one making the threats and controlling the troopergate scandal. I was wrong for letting the matter get out of hand and giving Todd no boundries." Palin is definately guilty and is trying to brush her incidents under the rug.

  • Exactly, hubby was in Gov office too much, involved in state biz (in addition to being the "muscle").

    OK, trooper was a jerk but the idiotic idea of pressuring officials to fire him is a clear violation of interest. Shit I don't need AK state ethics laws to tell me that's a NO-NO. If they got him fired, he couldn't pay alimony & child support? There's the LAW; revenge using public power is wrong.

    Palin is arrogant, aggressive, partisan & not too smart or experienced, dangerous combo.

  • "typical white PERSON", GROW A PAIR YOU WHINY BABY. I know exactly what he meant. HIS WHITE GRANDMOTHER (Obama knows white people), had a fear of black people out of hand, irrational as it may be, it WAS TYPICAL OF HER GENERATION. TRUE That's what he meant.

    McCain=Bush=Palin (Bush with lipstick)= 4 more yrs in Iraq (a trillion more but haliburton will make a killing at expense of destroying the US military, but than corporate military (blackwater) can fill in for BIG corporate profits.) YEA?

  • I love it, thats right, but since Obama has kept his composure and has passed every test thrown at him, he is the best choice! He has ran the most well organized campaign, meeting as many people as possible. He is the NEW heart beat of America! Vote Obama~Biden Nov4!

  • well put...

    I agree the man has way more class than that other guy and gal.

  • I'm glad Hillary is not there,

    -Bill C.

  • is that picture for real?!? it's got to be one of the funniest pics of all time. it almost looks like he's making fun of him behind his back like a little kid does. "this is you you go like this nar nar i'm obama!"

  • Sorry but: What's the song? o_O

  • Don't have the song or band but it is a genre' of music called

    "Zydeco" which is a Cajun Bayou Folk music dominated by the accordian, fiddle (violin), guitar, drums and even singing. The lyrics can be in english or even a French dialect called "Arcadian". This music is from the Louisiana and the french cajuns that came from France via nova scotia several 100 yrs ago. They play this, dance and party "down on the bayou. Ever get chance go to jazz and heritage festival in new orleans.

  • (In creepy old man voice aka John McCain's voice) "Hey OBHama why don't you just drop them pants."

  • mccain want to be a president of america ??? witch this show ?? omg i am for obama

  • All you retarded Obama voters are stupid little sheep. Obama ain't shit, he ain't gonna do shit, but put us in more debt. That's all the Democrats and Republicans know how to do is destroy this country. VOTE FOR A REAL PRESIDENT WHO WILL ABOLISH THE FED AND INCOME TAXES. God, brainwashed morons.

  • vic3003 - actually you're the moron....

    Republicans had the white house and senate for 6 years, and nothing Bush promised to do has changed? Abortion, taxes, and everything else remain the same as was before his election...

    McCain can't abolish Fed and Income Taxes... How the hell do you think the 700 Billion Dollar Payout was accomplished.

    On November 4th, please stay home and guzzle all the damn beer you can get a hold of. For everyone's good, just stay the hell out of the voting booth.

  • finally somebody that agrees with me jesus.

  • You got me all wrong, I don't even support that a-hole McCain, I would vote Obama over McCain anyday. But Obama is the lesser of two evils. Don't vote Democrat OR Republican this year, vote for a real party that answers to no one except the American people.

  • Hi Vic - sorry for mistaking your position and my little tirade up there... that was real immature of me... whatever the outcome, let's just hope it's the right one..

  • No offense but by choosing not to vote you are part of the problem not the solution. By not voting you are contributing to the general voter apathy which enables politicians to get away with more bullshit.

    I sympathize with anyone who has lost faith in the political system but it is your civic duty to educate to make an informed decision on who you think is better for the country.

    I dont think anyone who chooses not to vote has the right to complain about the state of the country.

  • ToasterPig... agreed...

    actually, I plan to vote... i really meant the comment for people who are voting based on superficial issues like (I WILL vote for him cuz he's black, or I'm NOT voting for him, cuz he's a terrorist).

    I hope such people will just keep out of the voter's booths... I wish that voting was limited to the people that really understand heavy issues ahead of the next president. Those who don't care, and voting on superficial positions, should stay home and not interfere..

  • Oh yeah I agree.

  • moron...if we don't pay some taxes for some things like infrastructure, then not nly do peopl lose jobs but our civility crashes...somethings we need to pay taxes on. And we need government to be more responsible

  • it's a visual version of the "dean scream"

    enjoy the downward slide, Mr. McCain : )

  • Obama for President!

  • Barack: Just ignore him, just ignore him, just ignore him and walk away ...

  • Black ass gives makes McCain tongue-tied.

  • I AM HAZ PREZIDENT

  • If I can't kick it, I'll lick it!

  • mama mccain always told me to stay away from the black booty

  • ha!

  • GO OBAMA

  • Once you go Barack ou never go back

  • you should all check out campaign advice for john mccain its great. nice video 5 *s

  • What's UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP Obama

  • "But MAAAAAAAAM, I promised I'd lick Obama in the debate. This is my last chance."

  • omg lol, wtf was that?!

  • Aw my heart

  • notice mccain has gotten looser in public cause he knows he's gonna lose. he's more let-loose about everything

  • "I'm gonna walk straight with my tongue out like this. If your asshole gets in the way, Obama, its your own fault..."

  • @ grenadianmed,

    hahaha, nice one, poor John, he is a good man though, you know ...

    -Sarah P.

  • You have a tough decision ahead of you America - REALLY?????

  • White man speak with forked tongue

  • "And then Bush said, 'Its my turn to get my salad tossed' and spread his butt cheeks apart, and then I got up in there with my tongue, like this...."

  • JAJAJAJAJAJA i love!!! this girl! jajajajajajaja

  • "I find that when sucking a dick, its best to lick the shaft and then the head in a circular motion, like so..."

  • "And so there I was, sucking on Cheney's dick, and I started to gag like this...."

  • Cough cough...

    aw, fuckin' hairball.

  • obama or mccain... doesnt matter at all. israeli power is ruling the USA for a long time and it will continue to rule.

  • One thing I don't understand of Americans..

    First: ALL WANT TO BE RICH....

    Second: ALL WANT SOCIAL SUPPORT....

    can someone please explain ?!?!?

  • "Bleecccchhhh - I just HATE this guy."

  • haha :D

  • Wow! With an ass like that it's no wonder they want him as President!

  • "We got 'em right where we want 'em"

  • Mccain- Aaaw palin isn't as good as i thought

  • mccain:come here you big black booty

  • McCain: "BABY GOT BACK!"

  • "I loooove to eat pussay!!! Lalalalalallala..."

  • Not again! I gotta remember - before debates, take the little yellow pill not the little blue one. Cindy! Get over here! QUICK!

  • DUN UNDERSTAND !

  • What's uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppp!!!!

    What's uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppp!!!!

  • lololol

  • that nigro is waiting to be attacked by a alien trapped in a shark body

    :s

  • Making good on his promise to "lick" Obama in the debate.

  • Hey! That Zydeco soundtrack was cool!

  • I'll watch out John next time he is 'behind' me,

    love from

    -Sarah P.

  • WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

    (pacman)

    dunno, lol :p

  • Obama's ass is tight, I wanna lick it....

  • I saw this at the end of last nites debate. John McCain walked off to the wrong side of the table, realized it & made a silly face like-oops I went the wrong way. What's the big deal!

  • the big deal is the wierd look on his face

  • "I hate black tricks. Make me gag. Ah well!"

  • GO-Phuck yourself, racist piece of shit!

  • "We are going to give it to the taxpayers where?

  • "Let me practice kissing your ass, President Obama!"

  • McFranken at it again.

  • Stop the NeoCon stupidity!

    Get an education!

  • O SHUT UP!! you racist piece of shit, he isn't arab, yes he is a former muslim, but WHAT THE FUCK does that have to do with the election, going against the Bill of Rights eh?"The terrorist are going to take over since he is a former muslim, his middle name is hussain."

    You are why i hate the republicans so much in this election. Your son dam biased on this shit, jeez, the KKK era is fucking over! DEAL WTIH IT!!!

  • the only republican truth is that most of you are mindless bullet point reading buffoons

  • Night of the ass zombies

  • "I don't want to lick your whole ass, just your asshole"

  • McCain: "Seriously, dude. I was just about to blow my load when I realized it wasn't a hooker. It was Hilary Clinton!"

  • mccain: oh yeah obama ur ass feels fiiii-- wait wat? oh, whoops i forgot to put my glasses on, THERE you are!

  • I can't wait until McCain is President. I will lose my health care coverage from work; my children will go off to the next Republican war as we will be unable to pay for their college; and the rich will deservedly get tax cuts while my taxes will be increased to pay for corporate bailouts. But if McCain just says the word 'Jesus" a couple of times a year on TV, it will all be worth it.

  • Write in Ron Paul in '08

  • that was the stupidest thing ive ever heard...if obama is elected hes gonna raise ur company's taxes...and you know what happens when taxes go up?...people get laid off...and also the last democrat to say he was gonna lower middle class taxes (bill clinton)...well we all know how that turned out lol obama is a joke and if americans were smart enough to disregard the leftist media's lies we would be much better off

  • A republican war? Do you realize that congress voted and the declaration of war was put into action? Its called a fcking constitutional republic which means the people put into power make these actions as the peoples voice. I'm a veteran who now works at Sears and is finishing college, yet I don't bitch about my credit card debt or no health insurance besides the VA, and I did my part which is far more than your ingrate whining contributes to society. Suicide is an excellent option! check it out

  • Here comes number five!

  • John, your McCainosaurus impression wasn't funny the first time...

  • what the hell is that all about...?

  • Look! my tongue is NOT made of wood!

  • McCain: " I just through the election...literally".

  • In all fairness, I thought McCain was a little comical at this point. It showed a lighter side of him, which was nice. He won't get my vote, but I liked that he seemed like a normal guy for this brief moment.

  • cant wait till obama becomes president..........free health care, free college, free haircuts, let the goverment solve all my problems.....socialism at its best. france and all of europe will be dying of envy wishing they could be as socialist as the new United states of SOCIALISM.

  • woooooo yay axoll...and you know who is gonna end up paying for all of this "free stuff"...the middle class...obama is a liar.

  • McCain: "President Obaman. Geesh! Wait until this guy gets to see America's real balance sheet"

  • Obama your Uncle Remus stories make me puke.

    GOD MAN can you please hold it until we get outside?

    Man Obama you really stink REALLY!

    Someone put vinegar in my water OBAMA god you fight dirty!

  • "He's GOT to get some real pants next time!!!"

  • that was a response not a caption obviously...i dunno why it didnt come up under the dudes comment sorry

  • After the debate, the real question was, "Who many licks does it take to the center of Obama's economic policy?"

    McCain-"Let's fiiind out."

    (Look up the tootise roll commercials for more info.)

  • Footage, please?

  • tards

  • Here's a good caption!

    "You have to rub the clit first, Obama."

  • I saw this in the end of their 3rd and last debate. Good one!

  • what music was that

  • That's Grade A meat right there!

  • Observe as McCain leans down and sticks his tougue out as he prepares for the attack. McCain drinks the blood of young children in order to maintain his immortality.

  • we need some god damn digg users. i'm too incompetent to come up with anything good

  • McCain - ahhh gotta take a crap!! hopefully Joe the plumber will fix the toilet when i'm done!!

  • wow.. john mccain seems to enjoy ass a lot more than I would have figured.

  • Did this really happen? anyone? if it did, can anyone give me the real footage of it?

  • yes

  • no their just being gay ass holes ;((

  • right after the debate ended he made a goofy face while switching direction to go shake the moderators hand...it was shot from the front view i have no idea where this camera angle came from but my sense of humor is grateful for it

  • i got this from that video with obama girl and mccain girl

  • LMAO Funniest captions ever

  • prove it...when and where?

  • watch?v=YbueLpuenzg = frontal video of this.

  • "Mmmm, is that PUDDING!?"

  • I think you already nailed the obligatory caption:"And yes, the picture is 100% real!!"

  • mccain just shit himself again at this moment - dont take the piss - he was a pow you know.

  • McCain, ANGERY YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGERY!

  • MWWAAAAAH sssssss Him LOOOOOVES the preeeecioussssss......

  • Change is......blahhh....coming.....g­et back here you whipper snapper!!!!!

  • wtf was that

  • Oh, I'd so like to grab that black ass. Holy cow I'm turning into a ghey!

  • BRAAAAAAAIIIIINS!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAA!I'll go one further... Look I'm an Obamabot... BRAAAAAAINNNNSSSS!

  • IRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNNNN

    Are we stealing comments from digg now?

  • John McCain:

    Blue State Virginia

    Blue State Pennsylvania

    Set..

    Hike!

    Obama: Don't throw me a smear this time.

  • McCain takes it upon himself to show leadership for his energy plan by personally doing some drilling in natural gas reserves.

  • Obamas butt is so nice it makes me want to lick it!

  • Even though McCain was in serious trouble, Obama simply refused to help administer the heimlich maneuver.

  • I've fallen.

    And I can't get up!

  • bet he didnt realise this would happen when he made that stupid face!

  • for a caption contest next time,

    you can post a longer video to add more comments,

    btw, add some canned music, lol

  • (Youtube has 200 free songs under their AudioSwap, check out my latest vid for a clue, lol)

  • I'm sorry, but this is not that funny...

  • "I like big butts. See? I tell the truth. I cannot lie."

  • uhmmm where did you get their payroll figures, freako?

  • The candidates are required to file their budget/expenditures etc w/the camp finance committee.

  • Yea right, the official fec reports contain one item for payroll, that's it. It's not broken down in any way. Show me your breakdown of Obama's payroll list, including job description and amount paid proving your ridiculous claims LOL HRC lost, time to get over it already. You're coming across as a lunatic.

  • the 'French Kiss' one is funny,

    lol

  • "McToad wants to tap Obama and that's where he wants him"

    "How do I get my head up his ass if this guy wins?"

  • "ELIZABETH Im coming to join you hunny"!!

    "WHHHAZZZZZAAAAAUPPPPPPPPPPPP"­!!!

  • Whats that from? I had an instructor who recently said "Elizabeth Im coming to join you hunny!".

  • That is from Sanford and Son.