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  • @thestigsirishcousin ha ha nice, update that to 2,100 total my info was a little off

  • I think irisih won this battle :)

  • just for you idiots American has 1,559 ships total china only has 900

  • @DontFUckWitUSA ireland has about 4 :)

  • @ killerclown789 - China having the most advanced Navy in the world?? You are a retard.. Our navy is 13 times bigger then the next 5 Navys combined... so before you start saying stupid shit think.... and why dont you just move to china...

  • This video went viral on Nauru

  • hahah the irish win again god we are amazing, its okay world one day we will take over and you can be irish too :) its great!!!! i wish you could share are awsomness but no1 can match the awsomness of the Irish =D . we are really just to good =p

  • Haha wow i thought america had the best systems guess not lol

  • If it's the second biggest ship shouldn't it be an Aircraft Carrier?

  • @zeppirl Relax your crazy ass!!! This is not the place for your crazy this is a fun video. Take your crazy elsewhere.

  • lol thats all i can say is LOL

  • Jesus christ this is ridicolous i came here to watch a funny video i was recently at the world scout jamboree and out of all 150 countries there most people i knew got along really well with americans they actually got the irish humour unfortuantely most people dont :P but seriously in the end everyhting is equal what ireland lacks in military damn we make up for in spirit we may not be the loudest but we make our voices heard i think all you idiots on both sides should be quite

  • he could of just said it was a lighthouse in the first place, problem solved but he was probably drunk

  • @Heexxxx Didn't sound drunk to me. He was just taking the piss.

  • @Heexxxx

    The point is they were full of themselves but couldn't tell the difference between a lighthouse and a ship. They needed a dose of reality to bring them down to earth.

    Pride comes before a fall.

  • If we throw nationalism out (from all sides), we both can admit that this was a good, clean, and humorous commercial. The Largest and most powerful navy getting stopped by a lighthouse is funny stuff.

  • The Irish Navy just kicked the American navy's ass.

  • @duncan7599 lol what an idiot theres a reason the USA has the best military in the world lol 

  • @MisseryFear7 You do realize that he was joking and that this video was a big joke. Damn you Yanks have no sense of humor what so ever, which is hilarious.

    China has the best Navy in the world by the way. Fail.

  • @killerclown789 lol china??? hahaha wat an idiot

  • @MisseryFear7 China has the largest and most advanced Navy as of now.

  • @MisseryFear7 he meant ireland but misspelled it am sure

  • @duncan7599 If the Irish Navy consists of a light house...that's just sad.

  • @duncan7599 Big time well done ireland 

  • I recognized the joke when he said "You Divert your course 15 degrees to the south"

  • THE UNITED STATES COULD TAKE OVER THOSE DRUNK BASTARDS WITH WOODEN FRIGATES COME ON

  • @Mimsishere I'm just surprised you disgustingly fat fucking yank bastards are even able to have a navy that doesn't sink under the weigth of your bloated seamen lol.

  • @Mimsishere If you think the Taliban and Al-Queada are bad, you should see us. Ask the Brits, they know all about it.

  • Well, it makes sense.

    That lighthouse better fucking move.

  • These one of my favor Commercial ad. I can watch these like unlimited times.

  • P.S. the joke (which has been around for decades is funny as hell no matter who is at the the other end of that joke. It's a Officer's are moroins joke.

  • I love my Irish heritage & allways supported the I.R.A. in my own way, all the way from Dallas. I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU, EXCEPT YOUS LOYALIST CUNTS! BUT IF ANYONE LIKE nb45001 WANTS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT AMERICA, BRING IT ON. The U.S. citizens have allways supported the Irish cause. You guys got a lot of $ & guns from us. Ask any White-Blooded American & they'll say Irish lads kick ass, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF, JUST LET YOUR UNCLE PLAY WITH YOUR PECKER, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES......

  • Irish Lighthouse > American Navy

  • Eh we dont even have a navy why would we??..we're Ireland for fuck sake

  • I'm american and Irish, so I don't really care...

  • Win.

  • apparently, a raft made of tied together whiskey casks and beer bottles can be called a navy in ireland

  • @goddamnfaggots nope this just shows americans stupidity at times lol

  • @goddamnfaggots We have two warships... Not a lot I know but it is better than others.

  • @goddamnfaggots apparently, you're a product of inter-mixing which means you don't have a clue.I find it so funny when I go to the states and see you fools grapping for a word or a phrase which you can't reach and then get all test testy!

  • @bansheewhiskey

    Was that supposed to be a bad rap verse? How do you find time out of your busy schedule of drunkenness and spousal abuse?

  • Sorry I by we I mean all countries in general and by which I mean whichever

  • All that matters is that we killed osama or usama which tickles your pickle

  • @tokithedethdealer

    Search Tora Bora you cunt

  • @DipDop99 I don't mean just america, i mean WE as in everybody

  • brilliant! Haaaaaaaaaa!

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  • @nb45001 Most Americans know how to spell and use proper puncuation. Obviously you Irish lads havent caught on to that one. I love how you guys wear American styled clothes, listen to our music, watch our movies, & except our donations to fight your causes. What does Ireland have thats so great. I dont see people getting in line for your shit. Plus, If Irelands so fuckn awesome, how come my relatives left to come to America?

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL becuase your relatives are gay like yourself except your mother,shes a ride

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL I would correct your grammar and punctuation, but I am Irish and obviously far too stupid, to pretend I am as smart as you!

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL I'm American Irish and damn proud of my Irish heritage, I even participated with opposing loyalist & British persecution of Catholics in N. Ireland forty years ago. I don't believe you are Irish at all and may not even be American. You sound more like a British or Canadian turd. I love Ireland and it's people & won't stand by seeing some putz bad-mouthing them. Before you correct his English, how about you learn some history & you'll know why so many left Ireland. Thomas

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  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL Who gives a squat what he said, you slammed Ireland. Being a Texan explains your filthy mouth. I live in Colorado & we know all about Texans. Can't expect much from a Texas 3rd grade education. And guess what, the Civil War is over and you LOST. The only battle between Texas and Colorado you lost that too, bunch of momma's boys. You do realize that all those tattoos are to hide being a wuss. Go to momma now to wash your mouth out with soap. Dumb Baptists. Thomas

  • @tdfisk HERES YOUR POSITION; IRISH CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT AMERICANS, BUT AMERICANS CANT DEFEND THE ALLEGATIONS.. HERES SOME HISTORY FOR YOU, WHEN THE BRITS CAME TO AMERICA, WE MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH THEIR ASS. IF YOU GUYS HAD ANY EDUCATION, YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE PUNKS OF THE U.K.

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL What are you talking about? I'm American and fought with the IRA against the loyalists. Do try to keep up. Just because one person bad-mouthed the US hardly means all Irish do. The Irish love Americans. I've been studying American history longer than you've been alive. And we didn't exactly mop the floor with the British, they would have won if it weren't for Lafayette and the French. Now be a good Texan and go back to school. I do love picking on Texans. Thomas

  • @tdfisk YOU SAID IT, "One Irish person bad mouthed the U.S." Thats why I replied to that one person. Not the whole Fuckn Irish Culture. Also, there are other negative comments on this vid. I love the Irish, but their in a such shite state, they have no room to talk.You have issues, you jump into the comments between me and nb45001 like some retarded super hero trying to save the day. KEEPING TROLLING SUNSHINE, IT SUITS YOUR PERSONALITY WELL... GO BACK TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE/ PUB

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL You're really a drama queen. Most of the time I've been trying to keep it lighthearted with humor. Even Texans have a sense of humor, what happened to you? You call me a retard superhero and yet it's you who feels a need to be a one man army defending America against those frightening Irish. Accusing people of trolling is so lame, it's used a thousand a second on the net. I want to be an Ogre, so call me an Ogre from now on. You're still a Texas momma's boy. Thomas

  • My bad here is a Historian to set it straight for you. The British mopped the floors with us when? Oh yes the War of !812, now how did they do since: They needed us for Worls War I, they needed us for World War II, and they have pretty much followed us around since then. And yes I did serve with British Sailors and Marines, and they are not even close to hard core as USMC. Sorry you guys are a great fighting force, but you have lost your edge, you don't rule the ocean anymore, we do.

  • @heather78usn soon china will rule all....we better start paying back the money ye owe them for the large military ye have first.. aint nothing for free

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL I would say they left because of the famine which sucked and there isnt really that much to see here it's the people..well most of the people that make the country great just like America so we really arent that different. Proud to be Irish. God bless America.

  • americans are pure stupid irish are better

  • the arguments here are retarded. The facts are America loves ireland and would never invade.Even if they would they would have to deal with every other country in the UN because ireland is neutral.

  • Funny yet true!!

  • The sad thing is that this actually happened with USS Missouri and a lighthouse boat off the Canadian coast in October 1995

  • Lolol. That was funny. Imagine if that happened?

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  • It's gonna be like US Naval Fleet against,the Irish Fishing Trawlers..........hahaaha...Ho­w can you match an Elephant against an Ant in a Fight,metaphorically speaking...

  • @chica476 irish dont beat their wives you dumb ass at least our wives arnt prostitutes bitch

  • Its just a bit of fun. Hahahahaha great vid

  • lolololol soo funny

  • ohhh god fckn great video fckn gase

  • America USS Montana 0 - Irish Lighthouse 1.

  • look ireland is no match for the United States ok we have more men more aircraft more vessels more FIREPOWER then ireland so if I was the ireland president i would stay in side a bunker that runs 10 miles under the surface of the earth

  • @usmc979 m8, this is a joke

    and its not allways about the firepower...its about whos got the balls

    and it looked like they were shiting it while talking to a lighthouse

  • @usmc979

    Lol, fuck off Yankee, it's only a video. Back down and lighten up. I bet you haven't even had a member of your family in the naval service... Don't tell me that I haven't because my mums cousin was captain of a huge vessel. Not sure which one though.

  • @usmc979 Hahahah, sweet jesus fuck off ya rednecked cunt.

  • @usmc979 DUDE WERE IN DA EU SOOOOO USA WOULD B FUCKED HA DICKHEAD

  • @5679red the Eu doesn't have that much of a military

  • @usmc979 WERE IN DA EU SO IF WAR DID START USA WOULD B FUCKED

  • @usmc979 Yeah you would hide cause your ...AMERICAN

  • Lol ship vs lighthouse

  • this is a lighthouse mate, your call

  • ASYLUM SEEKERS IN IRELAND CAUGHT 'ASYLUM SHOPPING'

    243 Asylum seekers were transferred to other EU states after being caught 'asylum shopping' where they looked for refugee status in 2 or more countries.

    40 failed asylum seekers were deported last night, a further 202 opted for help in returning home voluntarily rather than being removed.

    source: Irish Independent 12/3/10

    and there's no such thing as bogus asylum seekers, you are racist for saying so...

  • lol that is funny, no offence but the americans think they can boss anybody outa their way with their big ships!! lol, turns out hes talkin 2 a lighthouse soo funny

  • @FISHmann100 ha you do realize this didnt really happen right?

  • @npwojo yes smartass im just stateing a fact, this was out of an oldfashioned movie with voice overs added in to make it funny!

  • U.S. military need to study geography! Maybe then the Russian army will respect them.

  • @seawolf8383 America doesnt need the respect of a third rate country. Why dont you do a little research into just how tiny your military is compared to the U.S. Face it, the Russians need every dollar the U.S. sends them. You guys cant even handle the Chechen Rebels that slap you around...........

  • america cant invade us comador barry found the navy in america he was irish thats y were such gud friends with usa

  • there is no founder or "FATHER" of the navy for there are many people who in 1777 could of gotten credit for being the father. so instead we do not claim a founder or "FATHER" of America's navy.

  • I prefer Irish Navy ; long live European Union !!

  • @EUofficial This is dumb to prefer either navy. I was in the US Navy & US Coast Guard and I don't see the Irish Navy as foreign. As to the EU, it's as destructive as the UN. Ireland doesn't need the EU and would be better off out of it. Thomas

  • @tdfisk

    1) The EU always acts according to the rule, not like the usa do !

    The United States is a great country but subject to controversies.

    For exemple: The United States always act as they see fit, that's why more and more people and countries hate the united states. What is the UN for the United States? Answer me please!

    Before criticizing China, North Korea, Russia and Iran, your government had better to review their behavior towards humanity.

  • @EUofficial The US is getting close to having an armed revolution because of socialism & corporate Republicanism. So I could care less about global issues or what other countries think of us. Very few non Americans understand anything at all about the US. I don't understand your question about the UN. As to humanity, people around the world should start taking responsibility and stop blaming the US for their problems. I see the UN and EU as representing socialism & global government. Thomas

  • @EUofficial the EU is criminal and will ruin many countries in Europe. its a way for England to rule all of you and spoil all your economies with their big fortunes and power brokers. greece and ireland are already feeling the heat. the US had made mistakes but nothing like the europeans countries ie (the holocaust, causing WW1 and 2, hilter, mussolini etc) The US is the greatest country the world has ever seen and we will fix our problems and continue 2 rule the world while the EU goes bankrupt

  • @EUofficial Fuck the EU. Go Europe. 

  • @EUofficial FUCK THE EU! It is destroying European culture. Hail separate cultures, history, economy, boarders, technology, HAIL ANCESTRY!

  • even though im irish the americans would put us to shame i mean sure we have good guns but we are WAY SMALLER

  • yer but if america invades us we would have the eu by our sides america wouldent want a war with france germany brition or russia seeing there also the most powerful countrys

  • lmao...yes russia would come to your aid.

  • yeh but still i love america!

  • Irish chutzpah strikes again!

  • Really tho the USA wud pwn the Irish navy and I am Irish

  • well no shit

  • i just came to america but i miss ireland so much ( i miss the pubs to )

  • @lorinda28 there are irish pubs in every country lol, especially france:P

  • irish themed pubs abroad are nothing at all like real irish pubs in all fairness

  • @jimrobertsid i agree im from america and im Ulster Irish and i took my first trip to ireland this summer and i totally agree! when i was in killarney dublin and belfast (many others not just tourist traps tho, i saw family in bangor) i went to many pubs and you can really feel the love in an irish pub almost like people want you there. Even filthy loyalist pubs like the Crown Bar...you know i was there in belfast the day a pikey climbed ontop of the damned thing in nothing but his boxers?

  • I knew from the first couple of sentances that The Crown was going to be mentioned there xD.

  • @polostud209  the crown bar isnt a filthy loyalist bar. It may have been in the past hence its name . They dont allow soccer jerseys of any kind. And take no shit. Im from dublin and drink in there when im up visitin relatives. My unlces a barman there, and hes catholic.

  • @neilhosey well when i went there this summer one of my friends where wearing green and they didnt take to kindly to him ill tell you that!

  • @POLOSTUD well to be honest with you, i think your friend is lying, the crown is a mixed bar, they dont take any of that shit. unless he was wearing a jersey, thats the only reason why they mightnt be so nice.

  • We'll hes a secret proddy loyalist so. Some things are more important than money.

  • LOL

  • epic fail.

  • IN LIGHTHOUSE WE TRUST!

  • ireland would well kick americas ass wellfuck em to bitz!

  • irish can't have a navy anyway...they're too drunk all the time

  • stfu u americans are always eating burgers, id rather be drunk than having to carry 400 pounds with me everywhere

  • STEREOTYPE

  • and because were kinda neutral :P

  • wow harsh

  • this was pretty funny, but USA vs Ireland seems kinda ridiculous. do they honestly think they can match up with the best navy in the world?lol

  • shutup, nobody thinks that. it's mocking the self importance the americans are full of

  • lmao.

    Looks like someone needs to explain it to him. Good job.

  • don't need you approval you biggot

  • How am i a biggot?

  • are you retarded? the video has nothing to do with who is better. and if your serious about that question then your basically saying the US navy is better than a light house

  • the lighthouse would kick your ass

  • lol :)

  • The first time this was posted it was a British ship and now it is an American ship. So who is next? Chinese, or Russian or French?

  • but they still had to move it :P

  • "this is a lighthouse mate...its your problem...hello? captain? i think hes gone..fair enough.." rofl i love this video. i saw it like a year ago nd its stil funny

  • wasnt this originaly US and canadians?

    cant remember but im pretty sure its somewhere along those lines

  • ROFL

  • LMAO...oooh the Irish xD

  • lmfao

  • why do peole have to turn nasty? its just a bit of comedy, but no it always has to come down to 'oh we are better than you' all the time. go out and get urself laid!

  • yea.. i know

  • HA HA STUPID CUNT

  • hahahaha

    im american and have to admit there are definetely alot of people like that here- they think america is like THE BEST place in the world- when there's alot more of the world to see rather than america.

  • lmao at it being a lighthouse

  • Nothing but in Urban Legend. I challenge you to find the truth.

  • Still funny as hell though. Brendan Grace done a version of this joke at one of his shows...

  • Fucking brilliant. Dumbass Americans.

  • lmao

  • i saw that coming from a mile away

  • Youll never beat the Irish!

  • @ThomasIRL95

    Because the Irish beat their wives!

  • That was really funny....

  • i hate those ''stupid america'' comments. they are so ignorant. y cant u call someone stupid based off of their comment? y does a country have 2 come in2 play? is it 2 feed this BS about ''stupid americans''.well of course it is.duh,stupid american me.i should of known. seriously.grow up people.theres stupid people in every country. btw,has any1 considered it doesnt matter if this is a joke, or not serious? americans are tired of the jokes.its showing how silly,immature and ignorant the world is

  • its not insulting americans its about the brits trying to ram a lighthouse because it would not move with a warship in IRELAND in the 80s I think the IRISH navy and us navy put this together for a laugh

  • Jsut wanted to poitn out if anyone wants to know the type of ship used in this vis, its a Type 42 Destroyer, which the Americans dont have.

  • The captain must have felt really stupid after that LMAO

  • OMG!! HAHAHAHA

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  • No shit, dumbass. You're the kind of douchebag who goes around stating the obvious and who annoys the hell out of everyone.

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  • I never commented like it was real, so that kind of invalidates the first part of your comment. And the second. Which would mean your whole comment is invalid and you are an idiot.

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  • Saying "people like you" would heavily imply that I'm being grouped in with the group of people who take this video seriously, which you are referencing in your comment. The fact that after you said "People like you" you also added "Taking a spoof and commenting like it's real." only goes to enforce this. From the looks of it you made a slip up and are now trying to cover yourself with weak excuses.

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  • Right. So basically stick your fingers in your ears and yell "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU YOU'RE DUMB!". Typical reaction from one of your level of intelligence. This conversation is finished, no good can possibly come from arguing with an illiterate like you.

  • Wow CelticScottsMan, are you like, trying to be an idiot or something?