George Bush 'Congreshulated' Barack Obama On Victory

[moproducer]

I congreschulated them. All Murcans now hafta thinkafy about the future, and the threat of nukuler turrism. It is time to make the pie higher. Obstetricians need to continue to practice the love they give everyday. You kin fool me once, but...but...you cain't fool me agin. Please shoot me, I'm an idiot & cain't stop talkin' this way.

[umaara100]

iTS GREAT THAT PRESIDENT BUSHED ACTED THIS WAY

[Beroean30]

Obama was principally raised by his Hawaiian and indonesian rots. In the sense of grandparents , he had exposure to his mom's grandparents. And "raised" can be very ambiguous. Raise can just mean influence

[SmokiSounds]

I feel kinda sorry for Bush, I'm sure he's just a puppet, the real puppeteers we don't see.....He's just a scapegoat basically and he might not even know it :(

[Analanowally]

He seems flustered.

I'm glad he mentioned that Obama's white mom and grandmother raised him, although he somehow feels he is a total product of his father.

[cinenutz]

O4mca, you just redefined stupid. Anyone so incredibly gullible enough to believe that Bush put this country "in order" should give up their citizenship.

You are a dying breed, a member of an incestual mindset that cannot and will not survive in this modern world. Your head is so far up your ass, it's beyond satire.

You don't know it now, and you may deny it until you die, but your grandchildren will come to cherish this election as one of the most crucial moments in our country's survival.

[o4mca]

This man is an awesome man, the greatest leader we have in the world today. He did not use our nuclear bombs on any country. Democrat used the bomb last time US soil was attacked. Bush could have but didn't, instead he kept us safe and confident. Resession was left and caos was left by Bill Clinton in the white house but this man put it in order and did his best to weather the economy. People were able to buy houses under Bush, its their responsibility to pay their mortg not Bush. Thanks GW!

[bakedevryday]

hahaha he is pissed...oh well!!!

[procommenter]

Teleprompter-reader Diane Sawyer said, on 11-5-08 concerning Sen. Obama's win, that she remembers as a school girl looking at the presidents in a history booking and thinking about how they all looked the same, {i.e. white}. White men all look the same? There's nothing racially-offensive about that.

[psychomillionaire]

Just turn the lights out,leave the keys and sneak out the side entrance.The less the world sees of this presidential failure,this incompetent murderer,this excuse for a human being,the better we will embrace the new hope that Obama brings to the US and the world.

The witch is not dead but we live in hope for a new world.

[procommenter]

Yours is a dumb comment befitting someone who reads infrequently.

[psychomillionaire]

I know.I am just like Bush lol.Except I never invaded a country based on a pack of lies,and I am not responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands,and the displacement of millions of people.Thank goodness I invested in Halliburton though.I am still in the money.

I must read "The pet Goat".Couldn't stomach your stuff though.lol

[MaverickWhig]

So since you invested in Haliburton, doesn't that mean you should be prosecuted and thrown in jail for "the deaths of hundreds of thousands,and the displacement of millions of people" dickhead?

[psychomillionaire]

I was being sarcastic,when I said that I invested with Haliburton,who made milloins of the deaths of both Americans and Iraqis.

You are right though.I probably am a dickhead ;-)

[MaverickWhig]

Yeah, you probably are.

[psychomillionaire]

ouch!

[smartin807]

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,

Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know

The Wicked Witch is dead!

[WAMMYSISCOOL]

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