Dan Quinn Shows the Greatest Stop in Notre Dame History

[fraserah2]

meth is a hell of a drug!!!!!!!

[dropdead024]

soapy wonder a pound a week

[speeedemon420]

YO IF YOU SEEN NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF THE JOKES UNCLE WHO NEVER WENT PRO AND TAKES VIDEOS OF HIMSELF THROWING FOOTBALLS TO NOWHERE. HES STILL HIGH FROM THE CONFIDENCE HE GOT WHEN HE DID SOME ATHLETIC SHIT WHEN HE WAS UNDER 20

[TaladagaCockknocker]

This guy scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High!

[InfiniteRhombus]

STEVIAS GOIN GLOBAL MOTHERFUCKERS

[GrayAreaGrey]

God, this guy starts one unrelated sentence halfway through another one. It's like he has 5 split personalities with anger management problems constantly interrupting each other.

[ripperduck]

Hey Dan where did you get your info re: Stevia?

[Neilius27]

This is the savage warrior I would follow into battle...the guy we see today is a shell of this warrior.

[metroid2]

I came here because of cracked. I was not dissapointed! :)

[allblue15]

I think hes in the endzone...

[senssuck24163]

He looks kind of out of shape, I'd fight him

[BATCHARRO]

Yeah, I get thrashtalking, but how does "I can beat y'all up" end with "and then I'll fingerblast a girl"? Good thing he isn't a rapist or anything because otherwise that would be really incriminating.

[SurgeCess]

I just took a f*ckton of stevia, so pay it forward!!

[jannecechmanek]

He's seriously taking full credit for that stop?

[acehole1990]

This is literally the funniest thing on the internet.

[strangerswithPCP]

Whats wrong with his face and body? His head is a perfect square and his body looks like he got implants and then lypo, except they took out his abdominal muscles along the way.

[dracofangxxx]

C'mon man, I'm a fifteen year old girl and I could take your sorry ass.

How about you try actually working out to get muscles, then maybe I'd believe the pure ass coming out of your mouth. Even if you have muscles from your stevia- which, really, I am not seeing- that doesn't mean you're automatically strong, or in shape. I bet your lungs are shit.

[baddamanben09]

@dracofangxxx DQ would own you, Don't you know he has the fastest in MMA history, No shit.......Pope Benedict the 3rd!!!

[xxdrew333xxx]

I heard heaven is made of stevia

[centralcoaststandup]

"Stevia is a type of sweetener that Dan Quinn uses to maintain his ordinary but very shirtless physique."

"He describes the female vagina like a fifth century gynecologist with Tourette's Syndrome. Yet somehow, isolated in his mother's guest room, he invented the idea of engaging two erogenous zones at the same time."

"Most women are looking for a man who's such a giving lover that he's literally offering it to anyone on the Internet" HA HA HA

All credit for this goes to Seanbaby at cracked.com

[lonerworm]

Uncle Ricco!?!?!

[TheHudsterProxyian]

Taking notes, thanks Dann-o! 

:D

[TdeRo55]

nice fucking man boobs you flabby bitch

[Topher9000]

wow, ur a fucking toolbag. Bas Rutten can kick ur ass into tomorrow, u wouldn't know what hit you. Besides I've seen Notre Dame play football before and I've seen better plays than that every fucking play

[ForcedToSignUp]

Lou Holtz.

[MindMystic]

Everytime i feel sad or i feel like my life is bad or whatever....I just come on You tube and check out a Dan Quinn video makes me feel all better.

hahah this guy is so full of shit hes just funny!!

[brady178]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com brought you here. Lol this guy is so fucking stupid

[b4ds33d2]

this is just sad. due, before you make a video and put it on the net, move out of that dump.

[RagingAspius]

Do you realize that the views are from people making fun of you? Do you realize that no one knows what the hell your talking about? Have you heard of Cracked?

[ThyrmBloodaxe]

say that shit to my face fucker not online see what the fuck happens

[Cinemastique]

Does Dan Quinn know that this video is going viral? That thousands of people around the world are making fun of him and sending the video to their friends so they can make fun of him, too?

[Dontbeglum]

@Cinemastique respect quinn you fucktard idiot gaylord.

maitreya, uh bitch. get stevia in your body or your legacy will uhh seriously go up in flames.

[brazenbishop]

@Cinemastique I agree, he would definitely kick your butt

[Cinemastique]

@brazenbishop That's the usual response of the brainless, yes.

Who needs to be able to think when you can hit things, right?

[omghai2u]

you are a borderline scizophrenic arent you dan. with both a completely overinflated and intensely insecure selfimage. externally you project more than you internally view of your self, to make up for finding a lack of security in yourself. stop trying to tell stories of your past to give you justification to be a fuckin nut job

[tagger324]

SUCK IT TREBEK

[fkuss3]

Are you crying? Retards have feelings? That makes me sad.

[Hankhankhank2]

stevia is the most hilarious thing i've ever heard of

[TairyHesticles]

Hahahaha, this fuckin guy. What a turd.

[MVT44]

He is one of about 5 guys to make that tackle; just a little overstating the play. Also he needs to see a psychologist to deal with his many personal issues

[agreenwood1990]

I want my 8 minutes back! Damn it! Why don't you jump on Kimbo? He'll stick that cold stevia right up your smelly ass.

[OmgPanda1]

Come at him bro. Not cerious

[RagingDemonLord]

You sir are a complete and utter douche, in all seriousness, you should take your ridiculous ramblings and vomit inducing torrent of entirely pointless abuse and leave, i do not care where you go, provided it is not on planet Earth, nor whether you live or die, just go.

[DanQuinnSteviaFan]

Damn, this video fuckin' blew up with views, Joe Rogan.

[jihadjenkins]

@DanQuinnSteviaFan hahahahahaHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[russianguyovich22]

@DanQuinnSteviaFan check out Cracked.com sometime man, because by God, you've won! You're the craziest athlete with no talent! Congrats bro!

[ADeadHeaDz]

Motherfucker.

[Nutsonyochin87]

Come beat me up, pussy

[VertigoDazed]

@ 1Gaumer

You forgot to throw in a couple dozen 'motherfuckers' here and there.

[dupomang]

Get on stevia motherfuckers

[Tomdawg89]

LMFAO @ 3:30 , this guy thinks he invented orgasms or something. You're cool bro.

[MANSOURI09]

This guy must be trolling...

[dangerousawesome]

When you mix meth and stevia and smoke it, it's called a "Dan Quinn".

[ethanpeirce]

How in the hell did this asshat graduate from Notre Dame???? He sounds like he barely got out of elementary school. Well at least I can sleep at night knowing he is saving the earth by consuming stevia.

cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-wh­o-had-more-crazy-than-talent_p­2

[MILFORS98675309]

@ethanpeirce He didn't graduate from Notre Dame, he was kicked out of the football team after a year due to failing drug tests, hence getting him kicked out of school. He's never actually graduated from college.

[dtm00]

What the fuck... Hahaha

[ChaingunCerberus]

You, sir, are an idiot. Frankly, if whatever you're putting into your body makes soap when you mix it with water, maybe you shouldn't put it into your body. Just saying. Also, cold fusion doesn't work like that you cuntbucket. If a jackhole like you can discover something our greatest minds have been working on, then god help us all. Also, you aren't ripped, and your chin looks like the bastard lovechild of Jay Leno and a rock quarry, Thank you and good day.

[bs22343]

@ChaingunCerberus haha joke's on you, he invented cold fission not fusion (way more efficient, btw).

[arfalyousif]

He reminds me of Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine.

[treefalse]

Muscles or none. This guy's a douche.

[videoghost]

EPIC TROLL IS EPIC

[Bsherrill]

Its funny because the people who make these comments think they could do shit to this guy. The guy is ripped, and I know that none of you guys would have the balls to say anything to this guy.

[SlurmsMackenzie92]

@Bsherrill

You have an odd idea of ripped. If u want to get ripped work out and have a good diet, taking protein is also useful. wtf is this soapy water stuff he's talking about?

[missy7780]

Kimbo would run your ass down.

[barackaholic]

Swizzle stick flute

[1Gaumer]

let me save you 8:00 and sum this up in just a couple words okay dude.. okay okay dude you know. you know what im saying dude okay okay dude okay see that see that okay tell you what dude okay okay dude.

[1Gaumer]

i think you do like most guys ... in fact i think only like guys.

[JnFSouljah]

Wow, what a piece of shit douchebag. Go die

[Senorize]

you are one of 11 other guys who jumped on the runningback, your not special

[bs22343]

is this guy retarded?

There is no way you could have jumped on a guy from behind as he was diving into the end zone and pulled him back. Literally everyone else on your team did more to stop him than you did.

[Monkey200728]

@bs22343 Are you doubting Dan Quinn's word? He seems so 'credible'...

[matt897]

HAS BEEN

[DualDuel]

this shit is fucking great. i think everyone i've ever met could beat this guy's ass. no takedowns or kicks, tho. that'd be unfair or something.

[heylyd]

Haahahaha, what a douche!

[1bumfun2]

You stick your finger inside the pubic bone, i'm SURE she'll enjoy that Steviaman.

[ransome78232]

shout out to cracked.com for helping me find this piece of shit.

[zyphoid666]

I think stevia needs some lithium in it. For lulz however, add mescaline to stevia then turn this guy loose in Disney World.

[luvkrafft]

just found this video from a new Cracked article.

Is this video an advertisement for National Concussion Week?

[ahguex]

@luvkrafft Same here dude, Cracked is awesome.

[Vorlnax]

All you little assholes across America calling me up imagine this, imagine this

uh, me kicking your ass.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GilbertSmith]

Haha, so he claims responsibility for, like, kind of touching the guy's leg as the rest of his team tackled him all at once?

[TheDoctorisin2181]

hahaha. Honestly to me it looked more like he hindered the football stop rather than help it.

[sayonara87]

u is batshit crazy!!

[gzac95]

I wish this guy would fight Anderson Silva That would be the greatest massacre I mean fight in that 30 seconds .

[chris316910]

thats not enough numbers for a phone brah

[bwrpwr]

Kimbo can't really fight at a UFC level. Luckily for him this can't either. I would enjoy seeing this guy give a speech after he fought Slice. That would be the definition of entertainment. That's the great thing about the net, you can call out Kimbo knowing you will never actually have to fight him.

[kibbles1053]

@insanehavoc This guy is "pants, what pants?" retarded.

[barden1069]

4:40 someone should tell him it's called "Stockholm Syndrome." He just sounds uneducated when he doesn't know the proper name.

[mars984]

what is this i don't even

[shizwizlouiz]

dude i need help asap!

i acctually told a jenna, thats a girl i met, about this trick and she went wild to try it. little did i know my skills were inferior than yours. please explain again..

i try to shove both of my fingers, and reach just above the g spot, where the pelvic bone is, than i go down on her... and i keep doing it all at once.

but she wont come! like, i know you were saying not every girl would come like a minute for 2 hours. but she didnt come once in 2 hours!

what to do???

[EggplantJonez]

BEST STOP IN FOOTBALL HISTORY! HE ALMOST TOUCHED HIM!

[insanehavoc]

lmao how many are here because of Cracked?

btw this is the stupidest video I have ever watched. this guy is pants on head retarded.

[nightseifer]

@insanehavoc agreed. what a useless tool.

[JustADude171]

"Most guys are typical."

[RoboRob619]

Bipolar much?

[Adenn0012]

This hurts my brain. Please find a fire and sit quietly in it.

[davidKARMA]

lol @ this guy being called DanQuinnSteviaFan instead of DanQuinn

thank you Cracked

[faggymcbitchtits1]

5 wins and 7 losses. Still lives with his mom in ROSEVILLE CALIFORNIA! It's too bad he wasn't at the Galleria when the Mall almost burnt down.

[ustink0815]

he looks old

[otakuturtle]

You've ruined sex for me, you son of a bitch. YOU'VE RUINED MY SEX DRIVE. I fear that from now on, whenever I think about sex or see a female body, your voice will start running through my head talking about how you fingered your grandparents' dogs.

[RunTobyRun]

Ahahaha Dan Quinn sucks so much that when you search him on Wikipedia, a hockey player comes up first.

From Dan Quinn's page "Nicknames: Saint of Stevia, Maitreya, Captain Crazy"

[WildotheD1ldo]

Fuck you kevin.

[sk8nboomer900]

what an annoying meat head. can you even imagine talking to him? sorry dan. you're a burnt out has been now, although im not sure what you were besides a chump

[Zarafraze]

CRACKED. Thank you Seanbaby.

[doomsauce1]

Lol, cracked.

[sonicfan200]

I have no idea what to say to this.

[sk8nboomer900]

@sonicfan200 how bout nothing. if you do, itll just encourage him to run his mouth at 500 mph again about absolutely nothing.

[kobynolan]

get back on the roids

[jkerry]

oh for sure man...

[MarvinHimself]

The real life Kenny Powers?

[fraidy2008]

You gotta respect Dan in a weird way. Everyone talks shit in front of a mirror. No one films it. And no one puts it on Youtube for thousands to view.

[QueenIgraine]

Do you mean knocked up 5 guys?

[alphatan2]

Stay the fuck away from that stevia shit!! Unless you want to be just like this asshole. 42 years old and living at home, talking about the past and what could have been. Lol. Get a job Daniel!!!

[bjarturdc]

@alphatan2

Whoa! He's 42 years old and living... at HOME?!? Stop the press!

[PETE08ROMO09]

he blames lou holtz for him bein a fuck up he played football for notredame at a time when they were domantiing n fucked that up n stevia cause his friend to die ross clifton this dude is fuckin crazy

[tdot4life15]

why does this guy hate Kimbo so much lol?

[sk8nboomer900]

@tdot4life15 mmm. jealousy. becuz dans a "FUCKING" loser

[TT0m0o]

6:23 hahaha brilliant

[CultureCunt]

LIKE A SWIZZLE STICK FLUTE!!!

[g00dsir555]

get on stevia mate. get a tattoo

[KhalifaFan]

then im gonna put two fingers in your girls vagina okay?

[horriblehim]

dan quinn youre fucken tight

[JustKidding46]

What the fuck???

[bonesaw6]

You're fucked man......... Seriously, get some help

[1fletch]

"I'll make you rich beyond compare, man...."

[plaidpirate]

trust and BELIEVE!

[sweetasugar102]

he wasn't gonna make the touchdown anyway ...dan never made a difference in that play at all ...wow ...

[theodrin1]

Make no mistake dog.

[shutupanddance83]

wow.. please kill your self

[goggzilla]

5th guy was trying to get laid?

[jmrundle12]

It's like hes talking to Kimbo in the mirror. This dude seriously is a tool. He's like a 90 year old wigger who is in denial about his stomach.

[MassiveBarfage]

o fer sure man

[fenderjerk]

hahaha this guy is the uncle from napoleon dynamite but in real life

hahhahaha

[Games]

@fenderjerk LOL used to be able to throw a football over them therr goddamn mountains!

[sugaRAPE]

oh for sure man ;_;

[beardown91]

Hahahaha, you're such a d-bag. Maybe you got kicked off the team for the crack, or the fighting, or the roids, or the sexual assault. I don't know a single Notre Dame fan who even knows who you are anymore. You have some serious issues.

Go Irish!

[chaoman223]

Fuckin faggot.

[malone2006]

this guy has a severe psychological problem

[dicknocker2003]

Your body is pretty ripped..... for a 90 year old woman.

[7thCavScout]

Meds......take them. That is all.

[zackhanscom]

he might be bipolar, or he could just be making a joke video. i'm thinking it's the latter.

[ShaggusMcPhallus]

Dann Quinn is insane. You need help mate.

[Josephdorf03]

KNOW THIS.

[dkzero]

Wow this guy is sad. A sad fag hahaha

[handyandydandie]

"Oh, you know what? You're some serious shit."

[captaindpsht]

Dan Quin raped my Grandpa

[brrrenna]

I'm not judging this man as I am bipolar too and understand what it feels like whilst manic to reeeally believe in your delusions and even to glorify in them. You can tell him up and down that he needs to take his medication (he claims he does take it but bipolars tend to lie about that when they're manic), but only hospitalizing him would insure that he is getting proper treatment. It's unfortunate. His poor Mom should not be housing him either if he's in this state, not safe for her.

[furQ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[irishkid19]

This guy is a complete fucking disgrace to American society.

[burn1quick42o]

ALI THINKS UR A PUNK BITCH 2

[burn1quick42o]

CUZ U CRY LIKE A BITCH

[burn1quick42o]

ILL MAIL U SOME TISSUES

[vaginadeluxe]

oohhhhhhh for suure man...

[lrcasey2009]

Quinn u r such a bitch, I want to kick ur ass while I stick to fingers up your mums pussy. I cant think of anyone that cudnt kick your ass. Really what have u acheived in your career......nothing. Stop talking and start proving it.

[spennicus]

big ones

[ben12920]

I agree with every word you are saying.

Stevia is really the best way to get jacked.

If you fought Kimbo, you'd make him your bitch.

Keep us informed about any more cold fission breakthroughs.

P.S. That tackle was awesome!!!

[10WeAreND]

This guy reminds me of "Uncle Rico" from Napoleon Dynomite. Someone should give him his own tv show so we could all watch the train wreck that's his life.

[windowsdown]

...it's called "Stockholm Syndrome"... "not transfer" =)

[nycbluntsmoka420]

this is the best DAn Quinn Vide. A POUND A MONTH!

[1fletch]

correction: this man is a GIFT to humanity

[IM2SEXY4MASELF]

he will be our next surpreme ruler of the world!!!!!

[kangiwiyaka]

Anyone ever called him?

[Napco205]

Know this,...I have before,....long time ago. His answer machine comes on,...talking about stevia. lol. I was disappointed, I was hoping on having a long detailed chat about stevia with Dan,...and talk about humanity and all the issues & of course his KO power,..playa.

[kangiwiyaka]

I'm completely hetero but unashamed to say this: Napco you're now officially my hero.

[ptark11]

wtf is wrong with this dude hes a disgrace to ND

[elijah5674]

He is a disgrace to humanity

[serialjigga]

Dan seriously needs help. This isn't even funny. If he's got any friends and they see this video, someone should direct him to a qualified psychiatrist. He's got serious issues.

[bullsox]

knocked out 5 guys haha

[lvcoats74848]

THIS DUDE RULES

[AdKapone]

lots of other drugs dissolve gum, too LOL

[techfan0712]

It doesn't work on everyone ladies! But don't you want to volunteer?

And I object to the uploader's comments. Dan Quinn doesn't get emotional. That's the Stevia crying.

[BoxElderMovie]

"my hand speed is blazing - ballpark; Muhammad Ali" - incredible

[1fletch]

this is one of the classic dan vids

[allroundmma1]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH

Who is this guy

is he serious

[DanQuinnSteviaFan]

Dan's youtube channel name is poetwarrior41 for those that have been asking

[InFaDeLiTy]

Is it just me or his face remind anyone of the movie MASK? With Madonna and the giant face dude.

This guy needs to quit pumpin steroids there gettin to his head.

[daedcpl]

Lmfao, yea men too! Think it was cher in that film hahah .. seriously i'm not too sure about this, but is this video a joke? the guys body is really droopy looking.. not really big looking?? lol