can everyone please note that the GUY calling david a knobhead also records himself having attended a TAKE THAT concert. looks to me like this pretty boy just cant deal with too much man-hair on a stage full of his pretty boy pin ups. jasondenbakker = bitchy batty boy
Finer moves and better hair than Napolean Dynamite - I only wish that Zarzecki was wearing a sweet Unicorn T-shirt instead of a tuxedo shirt. Que sera sera....
His moves are reminiscent of the best I've ever seen from Baryshnikov, with very strong hints of some of the more talented modern male dancers - a dash of Justin Timberlake, a pinch of Michael Jackson, and most certainly a heavy dose of Usher. Ultimately, all that matters is this: There is only one true star performer named David in this video, and his surname is most certainly not Jordan. (meaning, David Jordan is pretty shit)
I will be signing autographs later on today in Soho House, I also have one saved for my boyfriend "bluuurrre" he is so lovely and I love his man love for Mr. Jordan. I am also available for weddings. Peace and Love to all my fans xxxx
Just wanted to publicly acknowledge that I was genuinely shown up by the lithe figure of David Zarzecki last Thursday and that I really am a crashing cunt with no musical talent whatsoever.
Anyway, must dash, I have another charity gig tonight, where I hope once more to be outshone by a pissed office work.
Does DJ think he is Michaal Jackson? He has a serious 'grab the crotch' ache! And as for his futile attempts to moonwalk - he attempts but gets skittled by the infamous DZ ... you rock Zars! More entertaining than DJ pants!!
Zarzecki you are bloody funny, love the Video and the one hit wonder David Jordan! Lets get zarzecki his own chat show he would be bloody funny.
GTMMann 4 months ago
the guy in the tux who appears half way through this is hilarious. Far better performer than the idiots on stage from the start. So funny!
digbydare 2 years ago
Zarzecki = KNOBHEAD
jasondenbakker 3 years ago
can everyone please note that the GUY calling david a knobhead also records himself having attended a TAKE THAT concert. looks to me like this pretty boy just cant deal with too much man-hair on a stage full of his pretty boy pin ups. jasondenbakker = bitchy batty boy
edsniper1 3 years ago
This is a must see video! LOL X
giveashitdotcom24 4 years ago
Zarzecki you are so bloody funny, I love your style, someone should give this to the papers. best Zishan
z4251 4 years ago
DZ you are hysterical. This is the stuff that great legends are made of.
Love it!!
ELo1980 4 years ago
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garethps 4 years ago
Great stuff. DZ you never cease to entertain!! Loving it.
spaj1 4 years ago
Finer moves and better hair than Napolean Dynamite - I only wish that Zarzecki was wearing a sweet Unicorn T-shirt instead of a tuxedo shirt. Que sera sera....
ElTTarp 4 years ago
His moves are reminiscent of the best I've ever seen from Baryshnikov, with very strong hints of some of the more talented modern male dancers - a dash of Justin Timberlake, a pinch of Michael Jackson, and most certainly a heavy dose of Usher. Ultimately, all that matters is this: There is only one true star performer named David in this video, and his surname is most certainly not Jordan. (meaning, David Jordan is pretty shit)
jwsmith26 4 years ago
I will be signing autographs later on today in Soho House, I also have one saved for my boyfriend "bluuurrre" he is so lovely and I love his man love for Mr. Jordan. I am also available for weddings. Peace and Love to all my fans xxxx
z4251 4 years ago
I am loving DZ's performance, make me cry tears of laughter everytime I see it !! good fun
alisonlewis1970 4 years ago
Hi, David Jordan here.
Just wanted to publicly acknowledge that I was genuinely shown up by the lithe figure of David Zarzecki last Thursday and that I really am a crashing cunt with no musical talent whatsoever.
Anyway, must dash, I have another charity gig tonight, where I hope once more to be outshone by a pissed office work.
davidjordanisacunt 4 years ago
David will crash bluuurrre's wedding
bluuurrresucksbig1 4 years ago
Bluurree! Get a life for fucks sake it was just a bit of fun lighten up.
You have issues!
P.s you sad cunt!!
giveashitdotcom24 4 years ago
A message for bluuurrre:
1) you sound very angry-maybe you need some good manlove?
2) your spelling is worse than a 5 year old child's - do you suffer from mental problems?
3) sorry to burst your bubble but "jah" doesn't exist
pluggers1 4 years ago
I agree with 'bluuurrre' 's first comment: David Jordan is a fat, classless prick and he did totally ruined David Zarzecki's performance.
SecretSquirrelofSoho 4 years ago
Think you Bluuurrre is the one that needs to get a life! BTW our DZ was living his dream ... and we loved it!
lyndawea 4 years ago
Stop in the morning, through to the evening
Dance like you are the only one around
Move like you want it
Go move like you need it,
Dancin' it up till the sun goes down.
Till the sun goes down...
AnnaChantalScott 4 years ago
Brilliant, total Jarvis Cocker v Michael Jackson moment x x x
AnnaChantalScott 4 years ago
Classic! I remember those moves at a certain xmas party. They never fail Zarz!
ebagnall 4 years ago
I saw him perform on GMTV not so long ago - looked like a lovechild of Prince, Jacko and the Tranny who won the Eurovision a few years back.
rbreaks 4 years ago
I mean't Jordan not Zarzecki by the way
rbreaks 4 years ago
Does DJ think he is Michaal Jackson? He has a serious 'grab the crotch' ache! And as for his futile attempts to moonwalk - he attempts but gets skittled by the infamous DZ ... you rock Zars! More entertaining than DJ pants!!
lyndawea 4 years ago
I know which David's performance I preferred watching - What a LEGEND!
BIGDEVIL79 4 years ago
That reminds me of that little dancing baby that was doing the rounds on the internet a few years ago; the one that kept popping up on Ally McBeal.
Looks like he did alright for himself...
chrislochery 4 years ago
is bluuurrre really David Jordan?
rbreaks 4 years ago
High five!!! That must take some balls!! Or a wad of cash!! He he ha ha
P.S bluuurrre get a life!!
giveashitdotcom24 4 years ago
Absolutely Fantastic - Class Act !
alisonlewis1970 4 years ago
how dare you! he's not fat, just needs a little bit of toning.for £20 I'll tell you which street he smokes on the corner of
rbreaks 4 years ago
What a chump!
pluggers1 4 years ago
what a fat PRICK
ToTALY RUINED THE performance no class
or respect if i see that dick in the street i'll run the fat cunt over
bluuurrre 4 years ago