@timewilltell7 Normally, i agree with radical anti religious stuff, but you are very very wrong. If you remember correctly, Moses freed the Israelites from slavery
You hit the nail on the fucking head, George. I'm the only one in my family who is an atheist, and literally everyone I know is religious. I'm sick of going to church and hearing the same bullshit every week, but if I tell anyone I don't believe what they do anymore, they'd probably start hating me or try to talk me into believing again. That's what religion does to people; it turns them into brain-dead (and often violent) sheep who loathe people that don't agree with them, and I can't stand it.
@TheAndrewj96 Yeah, same here. I can't tell anyone an Atheist because people try to tell me I am wrong, and just can't see the light yet. Then I get mad ad punch someone and get suspended. Never doing that again -_-
The only reason anyone take offense is because you are unable or unwilling to see the truth. George Carlin is not a bastard, he just tells you the truth.
I've never read the official atheism Bible but I can tell one of your commandments goes something like this: Thou shalt not speak of God or announce thy atheism without being as insulting and classless as humanly possible and doing thy best impersonation of thy mother when she's on her period, also, thou shalt use big words as this may cover up thy lack of intelligence.
and about killing. when moses came down that mountain, the first thing he did was order the hebrews to start killing each other for their god's approval
the ten commandments were stolen from egyptian laws. they took the ones they liked the most, then added ones like 'believe in god' and 'keep the sabbath' to put their own needs into it
Moses really did recieve the 10 commandments from God.....he was eating the holy bread from heaven......the psilocybin mushroom........also he partook in holy cannabis.........Moses accessed God through the holy and most holy garden sacraments...psilocybin and cannabis....Mush love to all..........
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. Please don't whip it out in public, and PLEASE don't shove it down kids' throats.
@terryglenweaver there's no real logical evidence, and you're belief is just belief. No belief makes anything a fact. YOU get used to it, you and your childish non sense.
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@Erivah i got 2 major problems with books: they might be hard to find and probably not the best option to go after a more specialized subject in a foreign language from mine. well, 3, i think my time for subjects other than what im studying will be thinning down :/ but ill take a look, maybe i read the abstract :P
anyway its marked for future reference. thank you :)
I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.
@Erivah hey, where can i read a bit about "the historical jesus"? would you recommend some website articles or whatever? kinda afraid i couldnt get books, based in brazil and not the USA.
"Obedience and respect should not be automatic, they should be EARNED, based in the parent's performance"
I remember saying that to my mother when i was 9 years old. She replied with "God put me in this Earth before you because it was his will that I would be your mother for being more capable than you". You know how that ends. I stopped going to the mess.
@archangelco heretic?? lol who talks like that ...you don't need anything but REASON to know that some 2000 year old dead guy is not in love with you. despite your homosexual necrophiliac desires. what the hell are "humanities secular books"?? LOL what an imbecile
@Erivah Oh wow your a religious studies major? I stand in the presence of your stupidity. Its awe inspiring. So basically you sit all day, compare one religion to another and conclude its all fairy tales. Nice job you have a bright future ahead of you. You wont find Jesus in secular humanity's books. Keep looking though i'm sure you'll figure it out someday.
@DAKODA65 Honestly I think that all humans, in one way or another start off as agnostics. The divine can seem like an unknowable entity for most of us. After I stopped being an atheist I would have considered myself an agnostic. But i feel that as an agnostic you're that one step closer to having your mind opened to faith and truth. You're knocking at the door of faith as an agnostic I feel. But thats a personal journey for everyone.
Your born an atheist, and even when you grow up and convince yourself there is a god, your still an atheist, cause you know there is no god, that is why people undermine the whole idea and call themselves "believers". Agnosticism is just another bullshit word for atheists who want to convince themselves there is a god but cant quite pull it off, so they say "i dont know but i want to believe".
Its all bullcrap, so lets stop kidding ourselves shall we?
@Kaandorpius No it's not all bullcrap. Idon't have to twist my arm or reaffirm my faith every day in order to "convince" myself there is a God. I see God around me every day. It's as plain as day to me.I do know however that unless and until someone abides in the truth, they will never be led to it. Which is why I can talk till I'm blue in the face and make the most erudite arguments for the existence of God, but if that person is not open to the truth,and living it, itll go over their head.
@Kaandorpius And your way of thinking is presumptuousness. Who are you to say that you disbelieve truth because you weren't there to witness it. You? After 2000 years of belief then comes you. You presume too much. As do all atheists.
@Kaandorpius You do not understand first then believe. It doesn't work that way. You believe first in faith and then you will understand. These truths are not our failed human ways but God's. Ask to believe in faith and your eyes will be opened. Then youll have to convert some know it all atheists in turn.
@Kaandorpius Hypnosis is a trance like state characterized by extreme suggestibility. I assure you I'm quite lucid. More lucid than atheists in fact. And I admit to never having had extraordinary supernatural occurrences in my life. I don't need them to believe. I guarantee you the devil wants us all to think its just an illusion believing in Christ and attending His Church. Don't listen to him. He wants you to waste your time sinking in self pleasure and "intellectualism". Fight. Fight.
@archangelco Atheist-agnostic is really the most natural position.
Atheism can be divided into soft atheists and hard atheists. Hard atheists believe there is no God. Soft have a lack of belief in a God. We can't know everything, so you can't reasonably be a hard atheist.
And religion can always have a "back up answer," such as "God works in mysterious ways" or "Satan did it," etc. So really, we can't be sure they're 100% wrong. So I can't know 100%, but I have a lack of belief that they are.
@PaulusCunctator Yes you're right I've heard of soft and hard atheists. And you're also right in saying we cant know everything, even as a devout Catholic. Humanity is hamstrung by it's limited nature and so we can't ever know all things in this life. However a belief and living practice of God in one's life gives us really all we need to know in terms of how to make it to Heaven. Thats all the knowledge we need in the end.
@PaulusCunctator Sometimes the smartest and only answer is I don't know, because sometimes God does work in mysterious ways. And at times, Satan indeed did "do it" or influence it at the least.
@archangelco Well, I think, that being all powerful would remove the mystery pretty easily. Indeed, it's more of a mystery that miscarriages and genetic disorders and natural disasters happen than why God would be putting us through this cycle in the first place. He created us to believe in him and to put us through the suffering that frankly, life is, just to see if some of us pass his test and those who don't suffer more. A benevolent god would simply make a great world off the get-go.
@PaulusCunctator A great God did create a great world from the get go. And humanity was not made with Original Sin. We were made good and holy, but through disobedience sin, which is death, entered the world. Do you see, humanity has ALWAYS said I know better than God. That is why we suffer. If sin equals death, imagine what a horror it is to God. We enjoy sin, we like to be comfortable. God's justice demands that we pay for that sin. That is why we suffer.
@PaulusCunctator Satan is just a tool of God. If you live in sin and do not repent of it, then yes God allows Satan certain liberties over you, but God is never far away. You must repent of your sin, turn to God and be rescued from your fallen nature.
I believe in Christianity, specifically Catholicism, because it is the Church established by Christ Himself. Only Jesus taught with His authority. Not Buddha, Lao tze, Mohammed. They had "ways" to follow. Christ said He Himself was the Way.
@PaulusCunctator Is there truth in other religions? Yes to a certain extent. But only Christianity and specifically Catholicism has the fullness of the truth and the surest way of making it to Heaven as revealed by Christ and handed down to us to this day through the apostles and bishops. Only Catholicism has an unbroken line of succession from Christ to Peter to Pope Benedict XVI. No other Christian faith can claim that. None.
@archangelco That may be true, but that doesn't mean that every man in that line was good -- for the humanity he sought to lead or for the faith he professed to have. Context is needed, or else we wouldn't be seeing TV series about the Borgias.
@UncleMikeNJ Yes of course you're absolutely right. Listen I'm a true blue Catholic. As orthodox as they come. I have nothing to hide about my faith and neither do most Catholics that know they're faith. Were there bad Popes? Yes of course. History proves this. But that doesn't automatically mean that the faith is wrong. Humans make mistakes as we all know. But the Catholic faith is led by Christ Himself while the Pope is his human earthly representative here to guide the flock.
@UncleMikeNJ The Pope will make mistakes and fail because he's human. Papal infallibility concerns doctrine ONLY. Its not like the Pope says Catholics must eat Captain Crunch on Sunday mornings and Catholics run to Pathmark.
@archangelco You are right that the best answer is "I don't know" but my one problem is that you are willing to say you don't know, but you pre-suppose God as existing into those answers.
Why do you believe in your particular denomination of Christianity? Why not another? Why not a completely different faith? What makes your's so convincing that you would believe in it, but be an atheist to everything else?
Also, a reasonable God wouldn't have Satan influencing things at all. He'd do it himself.
@Erivah Granted Jesus is a Jew and came to fulfill the messianic promise prophesied to the Jews as God's chosen people. And so Judaism's past was full of truth, but not the fully revealed and consummated Truth of Christ's redemptive work we have today in Christianity. Christ walked the walk and talked the talk, taught and spoke with authority and performed many miracles not even mentioned in the Bible. What did Mohammed do aside from marry a child or Brahma aside from marry his daughter?
@Erivah I just wanted to cut to the heart of your ignorance is all. Yes yes i've heard it all before, Hinduism, Islam blah blah blah. All false religions. Christianity is the truth because Christ is the Truth. All others came as so called prophets or left a particular "way" or teaching to follow in their memory. Not Jesus. He didn't say he was a way but The Way. He didn't say he knew God, He said He was God. And proved it through His miracles and works.
@Erivah You do realize atheism is a religion too yes? By your ideals to be original and not be constrained you are in effect not original and constrained.
If it were possible to coherently commune with the dead, I'd be very interested to hear George Carlin's views on how the world has progressed since his death.
Or regressed ... or sat in one place spinning our wheels while it gets harder and harder to breathe from the exhaust filling the car while the guy at the wheel is determined to smile like nothing's wrong and the people in the back don't want to roll down their windows and live because it's too inconvenient.
"First of all, respect and obedience shouldn't be automatic, they should be EARNED and based on the parents performance." Thank you George Carlin. I love this man.
It amazes me that so many people who are not interested in God are here and commenting. Of all the space and subject matters on youtube, here you are. Now isn't that amazing?
and Feminism is just as stupid as any ism, racism (there's one race), sexism (wasn't a problem until the rights movements) and feminism (what a joke, get the fuck over yourself)
I promise you when everything from this world is stripped away, there stands our Lord Jesus in all of His shining glory, faithful. He is a loving and merciful Saviour. Please don't hurt Him and His precious, immaculate heart. Please, please stop hurting Christ. He is INNOCENT.
@Xanatos712 Stop mentioning Him? Are you crazy? This is a video that is ultra blasphemous about the ten commandments and you expect for Jesus Christ not to be mentioned? Not too realistic. So, what 'are' you doing here then, if you have no interest in God? (most peculiar)
@BritishSnail I wish this notion of the Christian god didn't exist so the world could be a better place without all your hypocritical fire & brimstone messages of love.
@Xanatos712 If you weren't here, you wouldn't see them silly. So you would like the world to go back to the way it was before Jesus came yeah? Any ideas as to why God may have found it necessary to send Him?
He didn't send him, it's all a load of nonsense! If you do a little research on the development of Christianity from the original 'Jesus movements' you'll see there's nothing "divine" about it.
@Xanatos712 Ah! So you know about ancient scripture and the book of Ecclesiasticus then? Good for you :-). Also written by a man named Jesus, yes (though of course not our dear Jesus Christ the Son of God) & translated by another Jesus, the grandson for us. Wow to that book of wisdom. Isn't it astounding? Masses & masses of wisdom. Wisdom is even referred to as 'she' in it. Wow. (And yet they were 'still' messing up, sigh.)
@BritishSnail Erm... what the hell does that have to do with anything? I was referring to the Jesus movements that arose in Israel during the Roman occupation as a group of free thinkers picturing the perfect, diverse and tolerant society and describing it as the Kingdom of God - an earthly notion, not a metaphysical realm of nonsense. Unfortunately the early Christians had their own ideas after forming the Christ Cult, which is where Catholicism spawned off.
@Xanatos712 Well you have no reason to hate me as their is only love in my heart & for you Jesus does not exist, so who else is present for you to be so very angry and hateful with?
@BritishSnail Almost every single being I come across. Because, like George Carlin, I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bullshit. The kind of bullshit that makes religious folk think that anybody who criticises their ridiculous beliefs must have some personal issues. I don't have issues; I have a sword.
@BritishSnail Love? LOVE? You blindly worship a vindictive, vengeful, malevolent god who repeatedly makes mistakes & fucks things up even more when he tries to fix them, creates humans to be inherently flawed, orchestrates their downfall and creates Hell where he'll send anyone who doesn't love him back and you're in agreement with all this. And you have the nerve to call that "love"? You sicken me.
It's like talking to a wall... why does every Christian suddenly have to become a therapist? Have you been paying any attention to what I've been saying? Do you have any idea how much harm religion - not just Christianity - has done to the world? Do you have any idea how much harm it's still doing? This is the sort of shit that pisses me off, and even more so when people blindly support it. Now stop acting like a goddamn fish and wake the fuck up!
@Xanatos712 You see the fact is you have no faith and nothing I say will alter that. As you have not experienced faith, well, I can't discuss it with you now can I? So possibly it's you who is the wall after all? Also, I have no idea why you expect any aspect of this earth to not be in danger from darkness. That's not realistic now is it? Take you for exaple, you're riddled with it.
@Xanatos712 Have you considered involving yourself in some 'good works', for others less fortunate than yourself? Rather than spending your time attacking others with such hatefulness? This may be good for your soul. Then there's quite simply the option to mind your own business and get on with your own life (as it's so wonderful)?
@BritishSnail why are you on a george carlin video preaching did you not hear what he said?? this will be watched by non believers just in case you didnt realise that also.
your comment on good work for others less fortunate than yourself is quite funny because religion takes in alot off money and not for others less fortunate more like for the rich greedy fuckers
Even Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers Bank was finally brought to his knees, when he telephoned his wife and in his fear asked her to pray for him. Can you not see God at work in this world? Why can you not see Him and hear Him? Do you wish to be brought to your knees before you beg for our Lord's graces that He longs to share with you? Or will you accompany your arrogance to an eternity of everlasting anguish that is commencing here on this earth right now? Can you not see it?
The wisdom and word of God is His love for all humanity. Why would anyone see it as anything else? Who deems themselves to be greater than God? Who deems themselves to be capable of conquering the current escalation in evil in this world, without God's help?
Thank you Lord Jesus, that I am a mere, old cripple so that I should turn to You in my horrendous physical pain, solitude, helplessness and increasing poverty, for Your merciful graces and bid Your service for other cripples and the poor whom You love so very much, for the sake of Your immaculate heart, for the sake of Your sorrowful Passion, for my sake and for the sake of the whole world. Amen
@BritishSnail You continue to pray pompously and self-righteously to inflate your own ego and elevate yourself over the "unrighteous." How proud and smug you are to cower beneath the shadow of a god and not stand on your own.
@AtenRa Oh how wonderful it is to lay myself down @ the feet of Christ, for it is the most blessed and beautiful place on earth indeed :-). Mind that ego of yours, it will be the death of you.
@OpinionatedAussie see, that's the problem with religion... It prides itself off of what science has yet to prove... Religion once said everything revolved around the earth... It is simply a way to explain things to those who haven't the mental capacity to comprehend things in this world... Think about it for a minute...
@Jonathan10111986 Religion is also responsible for the countless genocides depicted in the OT, the Dark Ages, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the advancement of slavery in Bronze Age Middle East, the degradation of women and homosexuals, the Holocaust, the KKK, the Taliban, Al Qaeda, 9/11, and so on...
George Carlin was a man before his time. He was a comic genius and knew how to parlay facts into fun. His remarkable talent and insight looks at life and makes a joke of it. We'll be laughing and scratching our heads at what he has put out there for us to ponder and think seriously about. The truth will set you free! R.I.P. George, funny man with a mind like a steel trap.
Mr. Carlin said in this video that religion doesn't pay attention to logic. I don't disagree, but I don't fully agree. In my observation and learning, religion does indeed pay attention to logic -- when it's convenient to do so; and not inconvenient for it not to do so.
Logic itself it merely a tool, and religion will use it like any other tool. The problem comes with the premises of religion, and on that I must agree with Mr. Carlin.
@Ebvardh so he is not sayin ANYTHING!! '' i dont disagree but i do agree and...uh... as carlin would say ''BLOW IT UP YOU ASS!! BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS!!''
@klc9909 He's not talking about agreeing or disagreeing. The simple and evident fact that he's expressing himself from an atheistic perspective shows that he intrinsically disagrees with religion.
He's talking about religious people having a normal logic, except when it comes to religion. He's drawing attention to the fact that it's religion that's the phenomenon which presents itself in people, not religious people being the phenomenon itself.
I get all of my morals and values from Harry Potter books like loyality to your friends and family and the power of love and happiness against evil unlike the bible Harry Potter says that I'm not gonna burn and be tortured for all eternity if I disagree with him plus it's more fun to read
@devilshomie Yeah but if you die under confusing/weird circumstances you might end up in a train station with your old headmaster and a baby whose tried to kill you. Don't even get srted on fanfiction.
A-fucking-mazing how every video even slightly related to [insert faith here], be it positive, negative or funny, draws the E-Missionary Taskforce that seeks to convert everyone to their particular belief. I'm an atheist, you fucks. If I'd have ANY belief in god, I'd be a christian/muslim/pastafarian already. Stop trying to convert me.
why isn't there a commandment against "slavery"
cos the talmud torah and koran says we should be enslaved - thats why
moses was a racist nazi
timewilltell7 3 days ago
@timewilltell7 Normally, i agree with radical anti religious stuff, but you are very very wrong. If you remember correctly, Moses freed the Israelites from slavery
44Gulick 1 day ago
@timewilltell7 The Holy Bible also permits and regulates slavery. All three Abrahamic religions have uses for slavery.
BBQasaurus 20 hours ago
LMAOOOOO!
2twoshakez 4 days ago
Im english and love comedy but never heard of this guy until today. Genius. Reminds me of eddie izzard
hebay2 4 days ago
Michael Swaims 1 commandment: don't be a dick. that'd be a cool religion.
BearWindAppleyard 5 days ago
Love this!
rybekdesign 5 days ago
who ever doesnt like this is clearly a nun
finneusyello 5 days ago
Genius.
whirlpoolzend 6 days ago
You hit the nail on the fucking head, George. I'm the only one in my family who is an atheist, and literally everyone I know is religious. I'm sick of going to church and hearing the same bullshit every week, but if I tell anyone I don't believe what they do anymore, they'd probably start hating me or try to talk me into believing again. That's what religion does to people; it turns them into brain-dead (and often violent) sheep who loathe people that don't agree with them, and I can't stand it.
TheAndrewj96 1 week ago 6
@TheAndrewj96 AMEN BROTHA!
sozen44 1 week ago
@TheAndrewj96 Yeah, same here. I can't tell anyone an Atheist because people try to tell me I am wrong, and just can't see the light yet. Then I get mad ad punch someone and get suspended. Never doing that again -_-
aleishasmileys 6 days ago
prefer your two commandments any day-spot on!
irisim69 1 week ago
The only reason anyone take offense is because you are unable or unwilling to see the truth. George Carlin is not a bastard, he just tells you the truth.
AgainstYTubePolicy17 1 week ago
Carlin got bitter after his wife died :/
thewhitebrazilian 1 week ago
Religion is the biggest scam pulled over peoples eyes. No religion no religious wars.
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I've never read the official atheism Bible but I can tell one of your commandments goes something like this: Thou shalt not speak of God or announce thy atheism without being as insulting and classless as humanly possible and doing thy best impersonation of thy mother when she's on her period, also, thou shalt use big words as this may cover up thy lack of intelligence.
gymguy25 1 week ago
I've seen this piece countless times and it still amazes me.
seriouskano2 1 week ago
Actually no...10 is the base of the decimal system, but they never used the decimal up until pretty late in medieval times.
vkitet 2 weeks ago
@vkitet "The 10 best dressed" was probably an unfamiliar phrase back then as well.
His point is that then number 10 has always been important to us and thus, every concept that has the number in it, appears important as well.
seriouskano2 1 week ago
and about killing. when moses came down that mountain, the first thing he did was order the hebrews to start killing each other for their god's approval
face it, it got fucked almost immediately.
infernalone666 2 weeks ago
the ten commandments were stolen from egyptian laws. they took the ones they liked the most, then added ones like 'believe in god' and 'keep the sabbath' to put their own needs into it
infernalone666 2 weeks ago
Welcome to the religion of CARLINOLGY
We worship the Sun
Have only two commandments
and Pray to Joe Pesci
Hats optional
JwayT 2 weeks ago 12
@JwayT are you serious i want to be a part of this religion
DwarvernEpicness 2 weeks ago
@DwarvernEpicness All you need is the desire to join.
Hyetalogy 2 weeks ago
FOR SHIT EATING MOSES AND GAY JESUS, SCOUNDREL CHRIST,
WHY GOD DOES HOMOSEXUALITY FEAR BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE A PENIS BUT 5 TESTICLES AND TESTAMENTS
gitavampire 2 weeks ago
I love this so much. RIP wonderful man
godlovespigs 2 weeks ago 5
Moses really did recieve the 10 commandments from God.....he was eating the holy bread from heaven......the psilocybin mushroom........also he partook in holy cannabis.........Moses accessed God through the holy and most holy garden sacraments...psilocybin and cannabis....Mush love to all..........
RessurectingTheDead 2 weeks ago
I would like everyone to have 1 commandment, Keep your religion to yourself!!
raeven1212 2 weeks ago 4
Coveting your neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going.
ThePhantom135 3 weeks ago 2
I seriously need to find a "religious hustler".
scuffla 3 weeks ago
@scuffla No, you need to start your own religion. I am. There is no better way to get suckers to give you their money.
ugalawdog98 2 weeks ago
@ugalawdog98 As long as it's not a rip-off of another religion, we need some unicue ideas in these times. How about we start worshiping our laptops?
scuffla 2 weeks ago
Does anyone know where I can find this Stand-up? Which set was it?
trivrock2k6 3 weeks ago
SO FUNNY RIP GEORGE!
Davidrochat509 3 weeks ago
I find this funny... and I'm a Mormon.
jk, I'm not really a Mormon, but I am a Christian.
mysteryperson1976 3 weeks ago
Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself.....hell yeah
OhioFreebyrd 4 weeks ago
"The more devout you are, the more you see murder as 'negotiable'." Genius!
22metzfan 4 weeks ago
SPOOKY LANGUAGE!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raistlin2090 4 weeks ago
waxing his carrot LOL
rankingtrevor 1 month ago
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. Please don't whip it out in public, and PLEASE don't shove it down kids' throats.
MythrilShotgun 1 month ago 170
@MythrilShotgun I'm gonna remember that for the rest of my life XD. THANKS :D !
secondhandsmoke10 3 weeks ago
@MythrilShotgun Your comment has made my day :)
LauziieDauziie 1 week ago
@MythrilShotgun Like a penis... one best be pushing it in the correct orfice or we would go extinct. God is REAL... get used to it!
terryglenweaver 6 hours ago
@terryglenweaver there's no real logical evidence, and you're belief is just belief. No belief makes anything a fact. YOU get used to it, you and your childish non sense.
migueleato 3 hours ago
11 Commandments? Get the fuck out of here!
kr0niXz 1 month ago 51
love George Carlin!!
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honzamikulka 1 month ago
@Erivah i got 2 major problems with books: they might be hard to find and probably not the best option to go after a more specialized subject in a foreign language from mine. well, 3, i think my time for subjects other than what im studying will be thinning down :/ but ill take a look, maybe i read the abstract :P
anyway its marked for future reference. thank you :)
brunomartin618 1 month ago
''Thy should keep thy religion to thyself''
Such a simple thing to understand, yet everyone keeps bothering everyone with their crap over and over and over and over... and over.
I love listening to this man making sense of the world :)
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I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.
- God
dodo2000107 1 month ago
Friggin God Bless George Carlin. He's got the political system down in this country. either one repub., dem., it doesen't matter.
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@Erivah hey, where can i read a bit about "the historical jesus"? would you recommend some website articles or whatever? kinda afraid i couldnt get books, based in brazil and not the USA.
brunomartin618 1 month ago
"Obedience and respect should not be automatic, they should be EARNED, based in the parent's performance"
I remember saying that to my mother when i was 9 years old. She replied with "God put me in this Earth before you because it was his will that I would be your mother for being more capable than you". You know how that ends. I stopped going to the mess.
brunomartin618 1 month ago
@Erivah Your academic credentials lol. You kill me. Thank you Doctor. You're still blind and a heretic. Good luck to you.
archangelco 1 month ago
@archangelco heretic?? lol who talks like that ...you don't need anything but REASON to know that some 2000 year old dead guy is not in love with you. despite your homosexual necrophiliac desires. what the hell are "humanities secular books"?? LOL what an imbecile
victorsossa 1 month ago
@Erivah Oh wow your a religious studies major? I stand in the presence of your stupidity. Its awe inspiring. So basically you sit all day, compare one religion to another and conclude its all fairy tales. Nice job you have a bright future ahead of you. You wont find Jesus in secular humanity's books. Keep looking though i'm sure you'll figure it out someday.
archangelco 1 month ago
George could have shortened it to one commandment: Thou shalt always live with integrity.
mizakzee 1 month ago
@Erivah Oh and you're not so intelligent yourself. Just another person who gives an opinion without knowing what the hell they're talking about.
archangelco 1 month ago
@archangelco Im sorry but....what the hell is your point?
RogueSith501 1 month ago
@archangelco I have an honest question for you, what is your view on agnosticism?
DAKODA65 1 month ago
@DAKODA65 Honestly I think that all humans, in one way or another start off as agnostics. The divine can seem like an unknowable entity for most of us. After I stopped being an atheist I would have considered myself an agnostic. But i feel that as an agnostic you're that one step closer to having your mind opened to faith and truth. You're knocking at the door of faith as an agnostic I feel. But thats a personal journey for everyone.
archangelco 1 month ago
@archangelco
Ahh bullcrap.
Your born an atheist, and even when you grow up and convince yourself there is a god, your still an atheist, cause you know there is no god, that is why people undermine the whole idea and call themselves "believers". Agnosticism is just another bullshit word for atheists who want to convince themselves there is a god but cant quite pull it off, so they say "i dont know but i want to believe".
Its all bullcrap, so lets stop kidding ourselves shall we?
Kaandorpius 3 weeks ago
@Kaandorpius No it's not all bullcrap. Idon't have to twist my arm or reaffirm my faith every day in order to "convince" myself there is a God. I see God around me every day. It's as plain as day to me.I do know however that unless and until someone abides in the truth, they will never be led to it. Which is why I can talk till I'm blue in the face and make the most erudite arguments for the existence of God, but if that person is not open to the truth,and living it, itll go over their head.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco
First accept the truth, then believe in it, if you do it long enough, you see him everywhere.
Yes, clearly a state of delusional thinking. How's that for a self induced psychosis.
Kaandorpius 3 weeks ago
@Kaandorpius And your way of thinking is presumptuousness. Who are you to say that you disbelieve truth because you weren't there to witness it. You? After 2000 years of belief then comes you. You presume too much. As do all atheists.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@Kaandorpius You do not understand first then believe. It doesn't work that way. You believe first in faith and then you will understand. These truths are not our failed human ways but God's. Ask to believe in faith and your eyes will be opened. Then youll have to convert some know it all atheists in turn.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco
Sounds like selfhypnosis to me bro. Auto induced spiritual experiences. Just a brainy illusion.
Kaandorpius 3 weeks ago
@Kaandorpius Hypnosis is a trance like state characterized by extreme suggestibility. I assure you I'm quite lucid. More lucid than atheists in fact. And I admit to never having had extraordinary supernatural occurrences in my life. I don't need them to believe. I guarantee you the devil wants us all to think its just an illusion believing in Christ and attending His Church. Don't listen to him. He wants you to waste your time sinking in self pleasure and "intellectualism". Fight. Fight.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco Atheist-agnostic is really the most natural position.
Atheism can be divided into soft atheists and hard atheists. Hard atheists believe there is no God. Soft have a lack of belief in a God. We can't know everything, so you can't reasonably be a hard atheist.
And religion can always have a "back up answer," such as "God works in mysterious ways" or "Satan did it," etc. So really, we can't be sure they're 100% wrong. So I can't know 100%, but I have a lack of belief that they are.
PaulusCunctator 3 weeks ago
@PaulusCunctator Yes you're right I've heard of soft and hard atheists. And you're also right in saying we cant know everything, even as a devout Catholic. Humanity is hamstrung by it's limited nature and so we can't ever know all things in this life. However a belief and living practice of God in one's life gives us really all we need to know in terms of how to make it to Heaven. Thats all the knowledge we need in the end.
Our "back up answers" admit our lack of answers.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@PaulusCunctator Sometimes the smartest and only answer is I don't know, because sometimes God does work in mysterious ways. And at times, Satan indeed did "do it" or influence it at the least.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco Well, I think, that being all powerful would remove the mystery pretty easily. Indeed, it's more of a mystery that miscarriages and genetic disorders and natural disasters happen than why God would be putting us through this cycle in the first place. He created us to believe in him and to put us through the suffering that frankly, life is, just to see if some of us pass his test and those who don't suffer more. A benevolent god would simply make a great world off the get-go.
PaulusCunctator 3 weeks ago
@PaulusCunctator A great God did create a great world from the get go. And humanity was not made with Original Sin. We were made good and holy, but through disobedience sin, which is death, entered the world. Do you see, humanity has ALWAYS said I know better than God. That is why we suffer. If sin equals death, imagine what a horror it is to God. We enjoy sin, we like to be comfortable. God's justice demands that we pay for that sin. That is why we suffer.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@PaulusCunctator Satan is just a tool of God. If you live in sin and do not repent of it, then yes God allows Satan certain liberties over you, but God is never far away. You must repent of your sin, turn to God and be rescued from your fallen nature.
I believe in Christianity, specifically Catholicism, because it is the Church established by Christ Himself. Only Jesus taught with His authority. Not Buddha, Lao tze, Mohammed. They had "ways" to follow. Christ said He Himself was the Way.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@PaulusCunctator Is there truth in other religions? Yes to a certain extent. But only Christianity and specifically Catholicism has the fullness of the truth and the surest way of making it to Heaven as revealed by Christ and handed down to us to this day through the apostles and bishops. Only Catholicism has an unbroken line of succession from Christ to Peter to Pope Benedict XVI. No other Christian faith can claim that. None.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco That may be true, but that doesn't mean that every man in that line was good -- for the humanity he sought to lead or for the faith he professed to have. Context is needed, or else we wouldn't be seeing TV series about the Borgias.
UncleMikeNJ 3 weeks ago
@UncleMikeNJ Yes of course you're absolutely right. Listen I'm a true blue Catholic. As orthodox as they come. I have nothing to hide about my faith and neither do most Catholics that know they're faith. Were there bad Popes? Yes of course. History proves this. But that doesn't automatically mean that the faith is wrong. Humans make mistakes as we all know. But the Catholic faith is led by Christ Himself while the Pope is his human earthly representative here to guide the flock.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@UncleMikeNJ The Pope will make mistakes and fail because he's human. Papal infallibility concerns doctrine ONLY. Its not like the Pope says Catholics must eat Captain Crunch on Sunday mornings and Catholics run to Pathmark.
archangelco 3 weeks ago
@archangelco You are right that the best answer is "I don't know" but my one problem is that you are willing to say you don't know, but you pre-suppose God as existing into those answers.
Why do you believe in your particular denomination of Christianity? Why not another? Why not a completely different faith? What makes your's so convincing that you would believe in it, but be an atheist to everything else?
Also, a reasonable God wouldn't have Satan influencing things at all. He'd do it himself.
PaulusCunctator 3 weeks ago
@Erivah Granted Jesus is a Jew and came to fulfill the messianic promise prophesied to the Jews as God's chosen people. And so Judaism's past was full of truth, but not the fully revealed and consummated Truth of Christ's redemptive work we have today in Christianity. Christ walked the walk and talked the talk, taught and spoke with authority and performed many miracles not even mentioned in the Bible. What did Mohammed do aside from marry a child or Brahma aside from marry his daughter?
archangelco 1 month ago
@Erivah I just wanted to cut to the heart of your ignorance is all. Yes yes i've heard it all before, Hinduism, Islam blah blah blah. All false religions. Christianity is the truth because Christ is the Truth. All others came as so called prophets or left a particular "way" or teaching to follow in their memory. Not Jesus. He didn't say he was a way but The Way. He didn't say he knew God, He said He was God. And proved it through His miracles and works.
archangelco 1 month ago
@Erivah You do realize atheism is a religion too yes? By your ideals to be original and not be constrained you are in effect not original and constrained.
archangelco 1 month ago
love it when two faggots fight over youtube GET A FUCKING LIFE
niblocorn1993 1 month ago
@niblocorn1993 fuck off kid and go to school i do what i want on sunday night when i have to go to work next day and you love faggots?
rahvu420 1 month ago
So... George's three commandments:
Be honest and faithful.
Try not to kill anyone.
Keep your religion to yourself.
I like those much better, I think I'll follow them. :P
InuyashaFanatic13 1 month ago 2
If it were possible to coherently commune with the dead, I'd be very interested to hear George Carlin's views on how the world has progressed since his death.
Or regressed ... or sat in one place spinning our wheels while it gets harder and harder to breathe from the exhaust filling the car while the guy at the wheel is determined to smile like nothing's wrong and the people in the back don't want to roll down their windows and live because it's too inconvenient.
MoonShadowWolfe 1 month ago
"First of all, respect and obedience shouldn't be automatic, they should be EARNED and based on the parents performance." Thank you George Carlin. I love this man.
MsSbolin 1 month ago 29
BRILIANT!!!
TheBloc27 1 month ago
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the ten commandment was chosen from the 42 laws of Ma'at (an egyptian god)
intermaniax1 1 month ago
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the ten commandment was chosen from the 42 laws of Ma'at (an egyptian god)
intermaniax1 1 month ago
RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT 2012
peaceandlove0087 1 month ago
No one says it better than George!!!!!
vampireratt 1 month ago
I love this guy.
RedHot10592 1 month ago
If George Carlin was still alive, he would also talk about SOPA
Haiz...
KatsuragiRaito 1 month ago 24
My only response to this: Amen!
alexjbrandt 1 month ago
@alexjbrandt troll
kaninikmanbal 1 month ago
Genius and straight to the point
jpgduff 1 month ago 27
It amazes me that so many people who are not interested in God are here and commenting. Of all the space and subject matters on youtube, here you are. Now isn't that amazing?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
and Feminism is just as stupid as any ism, racism (there's one race), sexism (wasn't a problem until the rights movements) and feminism (what a joke, get the fuck over yourself)
jaCKKoODST 1 month ago
religion is fucking stupid, you know what's even stupider? the 7 deadly sins!
basically against Capitalism and for Communism!
jaCKKoODST 1 month ago
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Why go to school? This man is the only teacher you'll ever need!
dannyfabs76 1 month ago
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dannyfabs76 1 month ago
LOL Religion.
boie651 1 month ago 2
I promise you when everything from this world is stripped away, there stands our Lord Jesus in all of His shining glory, faithful. He is a loving and merciful Saviour. Please don't hurt Him and His precious, immaculate heart. Please, please stop hurting Christ. He is INNOCENT.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail Don't want us to "hurt" him? Fine. STOP MENTIONING HIM!
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Stop mentioning Him? Are you crazy? This is a video that is ultra blasphemous about the ten commandments and you expect for Jesus Christ not to be mentioned? Not too realistic. So, what 'are' you doing here then, if you have no interest in God? (most peculiar)
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail I wish this notion of the Christian god didn't exist so the world could be a better place without all your hypocritical fire & brimstone messages of love.
That's what I'm doing here.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 If you weren't here, you wouldn't see them silly. So you would like the world to go back to the way it was before Jesus came yeah? Any ideas as to why God may have found it necessary to send Him?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail *facepalm*
He didn't send him, it's all a load of nonsense! If you do a little research on the development of Christianity from the original 'Jesus movements' you'll see there's nothing "divine" about it.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Ah! So you know about ancient scripture and the book of Ecclesiasticus then? Good for you :-). Also written by a man named Jesus, yes (though of course not our dear Jesus Christ the Son of God) & translated by another Jesus, the grandson for us. Wow to that book of wisdom. Isn't it astounding? Masses & masses of wisdom. Wisdom is even referred to as 'she' in it. Wow. (And yet they were 'still' messing up, sigh.)
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail Erm... what the hell does that have to do with anything? I was referring to the Jesus movements that arose in Israel during the Roman occupation as a group of free thinkers picturing the perfect, diverse and tolerant society and describing it as the Kingdom of God - an earthly notion, not a metaphysical realm of nonsense. Unfortunately the early Christians had their own ideas after forming the Christ Cult, which is where Catholicism spawned off.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Sorry, I don't have time for your self hatred at the moment. Stop by my channel and see what's really going on in the world?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail Self hatred? What the hell led you to that belief?
I had a look at your channel and would rather die in a housefire than indulge in MORE Christian brainwash nonsense.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Well you have no reason to hate me as their is only love in my heart & for you Jesus does not exist, so who else is present for you to be so very angry and hateful with?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail Almost every single being I come across. Because, like George Carlin, I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bullshit. The kind of bullshit that makes religious folk think that anybody who criticises their ridiculous beliefs must have some personal issues. I don't have issues; I have a sword.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 You have a sword. I have love. Peace be with you.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail Love? LOVE? You blindly worship a vindictive, vengeful, malevolent god who repeatedly makes mistakes & fucks things up even more when he tries to fix them, creates humans to be inherently flawed, orchestrates their downfall and creates Hell where he'll send anyone who doesn't love him back and you're in agreement with all this. And you have the nerve to call that "love"? You sicken me.
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Hm, it has to be something more directly affecting you than that, to evoke such anger and hatred. Care to share?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail *facepalm*
It's like talking to a wall... why does every Christian suddenly have to become a therapist? Have you been paying any attention to what I've been saying? Do you have any idea how much harm religion - not just Christianity - has done to the world? Do you have any idea how much harm it's still doing? This is the sort of shit that pisses me off, and even more so when people blindly support it. Now stop acting like a goddamn fish and wake the fuck up!
Xanatos712 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Yes, you are talking to a wall. Failing divine intervention try a chill pill? You are seriously boring.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 You see the fact is you have no faith and nothing I say will alter that. As you have not experienced faith, well, I can't discuss it with you now can I? So possibly it's you who is the wall after all? Also, I have no idea why you expect any aspect of this earth to not be in danger from darkness. That's not realistic now is it? Take you for exaple, you're riddled with it.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@Xanatos712 Have you considered involving yourself in some 'good works', for others less fortunate than yourself? Rather than spending your time attacking others with such hatefulness? This may be good for your soul. Then there's quite simply the option to mind your own business and get on with your own life (as it's so wonderful)?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail why are you on a george carlin video preaching did you not hear what he said?? this will be watched by non believers just in case you didnt realise that also.
your comment on good work for others less fortunate than yourself is quite funny because religion takes in alot off money and not for others less fortunate more like for the rich greedy fuckers
TheGanjalova 1 month ago
@TheGanjalova Why don't you mind your own business, dumb ass?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
The Lord 'our' God wishes to 'soften' your heart.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
Even Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers Bank was finally brought to his knees, when he telephoned his wife and in his fear asked her to pray for him. Can you not see God at work in this world? Why can you not see Him and hear Him? Do you wish to be brought to your knees before you beg for our Lord's graces that He longs to share with you? Or will you accompany your arrogance to an eternity of everlasting anguish that is commencing here on this earth right now? Can you not see it?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
The wisdom and word of God is His love for all humanity. Why would anyone see it as anything else? Who deems themselves to be greater than God? Who deems themselves to be capable of conquering the current escalation in evil in this world, without God's help?
BritishSnail 1 month ago
Thank you Lord Jesus, that I am a mere, old cripple so that I should turn to You in my horrendous physical pain, solitude, helplessness and increasing poverty, for Your merciful graces and bid Your service for other cripples and the poor whom You love so very much, for the sake of Your immaculate heart, for the sake of Your sorrowful Passion, for my sake and for the sake of the whole world. Amen
BritishSnail 1 month ago
Dear Lord Jesus, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and I shall be healed. Amen
BritishSnail 1 month ago
Blasphemy, human ego and stupidity. We continue to pray for those most in need of His mercy.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
@BritishSnail You continue to pray pompously and self-righteously to inflate your own ego and elevate yourself over the "unrighteous." How proud and smug you are to cower beneath the shadow of a god and not stand on your own.
AtenRa 1 month ago
@AtenRa Oh how wonderful it is to lay myself down @ the feet of Christ, for it is the most blessed and beautiful place on earth indeed :-). Mind that ego of yours, it will be the death of you.
BritishSnail 1 month ago
If it were 8 commandments Death the Kid would obey it because it's symmetrical! x)
theshiznits2020 1 month ago
@OpinionatedAussie see, that's the problem with religion... It prides itself off of what science has yet to prove... Religion once said everything revolved around the earth... It is simply a way to explain things to those who haven't the mental capacity to comprehend things in this world... Think about it for a minute...
mtcp122 1 month ago
I want this video on my iPAQ hw6515 unit.
dallasrichar26 1 month ago
a good start to fixing this place would be to replace the nightly news with an hour of george.
miserkocho 1 month ago
@Jonathan10111986 Religion is also responsible for the countless genocides depicted in the OT, the Dark Ages, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the advancement of slavery in Bronze Age Middle East, the degradation of women and homosexuals, the Holocaust, the KKK, the Taliban, Al Qaeda, 9/11, and so on...
ThePhantom135 1 month ago
@ThePhantom135 And how much was done in the name of Politics ? Freedom ?
You know, man brought war by himself...on himself. We-are-stupid. Religion is one proof.
paladin160 1 month ago
@paladin160 One hell of a proof if you ask me.
ThePhantom135 1 month ago
Religion gives people a sense of something better and enriches peoples lives
Jonathan10111986 1 month ago
@Jonathan10111986 Haha thats bullshit
thunderpeeweea 1 month ago
@Jonathan10111986
So what?
blazejbch 1 month ago
I am sry but mr. Carlin is an utter idiot To bash religion and and be as quoted A genius is bs in its own.
Jonathan10111986 1 month ago
@Jonathan10111986 I'm sorry but you're full of shit,and your way of writing too.
AndreaTaroppio1 1 month ago
George: Ten sounds official
Transcribed Transaltion: Christianty sounds official
Win?
gbindahouse94 1 month ago
I ADORE this one - "respect shouldn't be automatic, they should be earned!" THAT'S RIGHT!!!
miaselly 1 month ago 4
@miaselly RAmen
migueleato 1 month ago
George Carlin was a man before his time. He was a comic genius and knew how to parlay facts into fun. His remarkable talent and insight looks at life and makes a joke of it. We'll be laughing and scratching our heads at what he has put out there for us to ponder and think seriously about. The truth will set you free! R.I.P. George, funny man with a mind like a steel trap.
VenusLace1959 1 month ago
this man is a genious... he is and always will be the greatest stand up comedian of all time... RIP george we love you
dave98p 1 month ago
Mr. Carlin said in this video that religion doesn't pay attention to logic. I don't disagree, but I don't fully agree. In my observation and learning, religion does indeed pay attention to logic -- when it's convenient to do so; and not inconvenient for it not to do so.
Logic itself it merely a tool, and religion will use it like any other tool. The problem comes with the premises of religion, and on that I must agree with Mr. Carlin.
Mnogojazyk 1 month ago
@Mnogojazyk you are dumb.
klc9909 1 month ago
@klc9909 He's simply saying that the usage of logic in a religious context is inconstant, and I agree with him.
The people are still trying to "figure out how to live" and "what's wrong and what's right", so they forcibly need to reason things.
The problem is that their premise is wrong.
Ebvardh 1 month ago
@Ebvardh so he is not sayin ANYTHING!! '' i dont disagree but i do agree and...uh... as carlin would say ''BLOW IT UP YOU ASS!! BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS!!''
klc9909 1 month ago
@klc9909 He's not talking about agreeing or disagreeing. The simple and evident fact that he's expressing himself from an atheistic perspective shows that he intrinsically disagrees with religion.
He's talking about religious people having a normal logic, except when it comes to religion. He's drawing attention to the fact that it's religion that's the phenomenon which presents itself in people, not religious people being the phenomenon itself.
Ebvardh 1 month ago
@Ebvardh u both can split hairs all u want, bottom line is carlin is fukin funny
klc9909 1 month ago
@klc9909 I never doubted it, or said he wasn't :)
Simply, that's not the bottom line for me, but it's okay if that's the message for you.
Good vibes, bro.
Ebvardh 1 month ago
@Ebvardh good vibes to u, but i still think Mnogojazyk is stupid
klc9909 1 month ago
I get all of my morals and values from Harry Potter books like loyality to your friends and family and the power of love and happiness against evil unlike the bible Harry Potter says that I'm not gonna burn and be tortured for all eternity if I disagree with him plus it's more fun to read
devilshomie 2 months ago 12
@devilshomie have you heard of those people who claim that Harry Potter is all about the evil Satanistic and Pagan cultures?
Just makes Harry Potter more desireable if you ask me (:
Empep12 2 months ago 2
@devilshomie Yeah but if you die under confusing/weird circumstances you might end up in a train station with your old headmaster and a baby whose tried to kill you. Don't even get srted on fanfiction.
joeycollee 1 month ago
@devilshomie watch star wars. ;0)
taffysaur 1 month ago
Thou shall Keep thy religion to thyself .....<---- this is key
pinolace 2 months ago 16
Pure genious. His mind was amazing.
pinolace 2 months ago
You stink and are boring George Carlin.
Canadian925 2 months ago
I love you, George Carlin. <3
ZchibizroxZ 2 months ago
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A-fucking-mazing how every video even slightly related to [insert faith here], be it positive, negative or funny, draws the E-Missionary Taskforce that seeks to convert everyone to their particular belief. I'm an atheist, you fucks. If I'd have ANY belief in god, I'd be a christian/muslim/pastafarian already. Stop trying to convert me.
sjcommander91 2 months ago