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  • The best song ever about STDs

  • awesome

    

  • That guitar tone is punching me in the face

  • Goddamn, the whole band is the progeny of a spaceship and a pterodactyl. Explains a lot.

  • i put this song on my cell phone´s alarm to wake up

  • Kids coming out of balls... that explains alot....

  • was that a flying dinosaur humping a jet?

  • @reeka411 So thats why dinosaurs went extinct they couldn't copulate with futuristic spaceships....

  • @Havokstolethemoose Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs (XD) Don't worry I'm just a dino nerd

  • best song i´ve heard in last month... can´t believe i haven´ t heard about this band so far... they are soooo good.. i wish they ´d come to have a show in the Czech republic!!!!

  • Hadn't heard The Darkness for ages and heard them by chance recently and i have fallen in love with them all over again.

  • This song is about genital warts.

  • @saucyfag nope! but funny a thought.

  • Reminds me of that Sipmsons episode where Flanders is in the skin tight snowsuit... and Homer says Doh stupid sexy Flanders and then goes down the hill backwards hitting every mougul with his crotch screeming this is the worst pain ever!!!!ROFL-COPTER.

  • @Havokstolethemoose haha "feels like i'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all"

  • Why does that guy ahve to be naked on every single video?

  • @missamh99 The real question is: Why aren't more guys naked in their videos?

  • What is up with his penchant for being naked in videos?

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  • Just banged out a wank to this.

  • Justin...really likes his baths doesn't he?

  • wow

  • He's always in a bathtub.

  • I remember coming home from school and watching mtv2 and kerrang all afternoon, memories......

  • Press 4. Haha:)

  • 3:13 Feels like nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...

  • I've been listening to the Permission To Land album since it came out in 2003 when I was 10 years old. It took me until last week to realise as a 17 year old that this song was about a sexual infection.

  • i used t av a chrush on dan

  • I wish I could rock out in a giant British manor full of Marshall cab walls... =[

  • Y U NO PANTS? :L

  • back when kerrang was good!

  • @BlackInBack95 lol true

  • Nice ..';,

  • 3:15 lol

  • we have a up to date interview with the darkness if you want to see just type DARKNESS INTERVIEW NOVEMBER 2011 Underkill tv Episode 28 enjoy and spread the word

  • The song doesn't start untill 0:59

  • i love the song but not the vid :\

  • This song is addicting.

  • @Kingddd333 You could say it's "growing on you"...

    I'm sorry that was awful.

  • why is the dinosaur humping a plane or whatever? o.o

  • @vionely2465 COZ THAT SPACE SHIP IS SEXEH!!!!

  • ben stiller on bass

  • The days Kerrang used to show proper music!!!

  • Your music kikks!!!!

  • who just kikked me in the head? WOW !!

  • Still one of my faves. the Excalibur guitar, he must be weilding the pic of destiny.

  • Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

  • does he show his penis in every video?

  • @overtonkelly He tries

  • i love them so much went to see them in 2004 and then in 2006, they was amazing live such great artists, just a shame about justins facial hair now hahaahxxx

  • I missed this kind of music, I could almost cry. man this is so awesome :*)

    finally someone with out digitized vocals

  • @Orbitdeathrants I Fucking agree!

  • Darkness was great. Killer riffs. Insane Vocals. Excessive Male Nudity. Doesn't get much better than that.

  • @bigtlovesbeer Was great?!? They still are!

  • @bigtlovesbeer Man the darkness IS great! Haven't you learnt about the good news?

  • why is this guy always in the bath tub? haha

  • @peewizzle19 cuz he was dirty >.< haha

  • @xevildragon5 i guess if i had something "growing on me" id wanna bathe to :P

  • The pterodactyl at the beginning = Hardcore fan

  • This is song is amazing. Everything about them is amazing. And they are coming Back! WOOOOP!

  • I want Dan's cape ...

  • that was a nice butt right there @ 3:15 lol

  • Kerrang awards 2003?!?! This video is old. It makes me nostalgic for "old" kerrang. I don't even have kerrang anymore. I was entertained just reading the bands you could pick at the bottom, quite a few where are they now bands.

  • I WANT THOSE GUITAR GUNS!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'd love to see this guys closet. Must be all jumpsuits.

  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • this guy likes being naked

  • is he always naked?

    

  • @Childsp1ay yup

    

  • every time i see this guys music videos there i have to scroll down its so homoerotic id be suprised if this guy aint gay

  • if you dont like this band, then you do not like rock and roll

  • @xxRawrRawr I guarantee some fucker ruined it by doing a dubstep remix

  • @JefferstChmilst Oh god, please no. I'm kinda tired of dubstep, you know, ruining a shitload of good songs.

  • @Kingddd333 Yeah. They've already started ruining Queens of the Stone Age =\

  • @xxRawrRawr amennnn

  • @xxRawrRawr well said :)

  • @xxRawrRawr Agreed!

  • @xxRawrRawr I disagree, I love rock n roll. This band is good, but I don't like them. A comment like that is just ridiculous. This is only the second song of theirs I've heard, so I still need to listen to more. So far, it's not my kind of music.

  • @holyswordsmanoffaith linkin park? sum 41?. Kid, you don't know what rock n roll is.

  • @roxq Those where from when I was a kid....I'm 18 now. I listen to Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath. I know what Rock and Roll is, this just isn't my cup of tea. Like I said, I've only listened to two of their songs. So that being said,stop jumping to conclusions.

  • 0:33 wtf?

    they just got pterodactyl fucked!

  • HAHAHA LOOOL @0:30

  • my favourite song about genital warts

  • @PhilClarke1080 i think of it as a beautiful song about dandruff.

  • @PhilClarke1080 Isn't it actually about crabs? I'm sure they said that in a kerrang interview, plus the "can't get you outta my hair" line makes sense then.

  • @CaraTheChocobo genital warts is so much funnier though

  • @PhilClarke1080 Thanks. Now I'll never listen to this song the same way again!

  • @PhilClarke1080 o.o that really changes my whole perspective on the song

  • @PhilClarke1080 Holy shit. I never knew. Hahaha

  • I first heard this song on tv when i was younger, somehow the damn thing got imprinted in my brain -_-

  • im half brithish and lovee this band

  • The Darkness were. . . and are. . . the next Slade. Like if you agree.

  • Funny to look at the video nominees on the bottom and become overwhelmed with nostalgia. le sigh.

  • Favorites

  • He's gotta be naked in every video. It's just how things work.

  • Fukkin Great !!!!

  • Love this shit. Please don't quit !!

  • They are good but not best

  • I wonder if they really have guns made like guitars.

  • @SuperRockin4ever yes there really is a guitar that is a single shot shot gun lol ive seen it and it is rad!

  • Only a real man can pull off a skin-tight pink onesie. I mean that literally. It's gotta take at least two people to get him in and out of that thing.

  • First time I heard them was probably watching this on Kerrang, amazing song + love the video.

  • With all the bullshit being passed off as music on top 40 countdown with lou brutus its nice to see music that is not crap once in a while.

    Am I the only one who fucking hates Lou Brutus, Jesus.

  • I kinda dig the song, but... is he gay or what?

  • @TheAccordionfan no but you certainly might be

  • @zerodayfilms Any problem with that?

  • @TheAccordionfan Seriously? Gay? Justin Hawkins is obviously an advocate of camp humor, which is simply a more minor form of drag (I.E. drag queen). It is similar to what Twisted Sister did, and Dee Snider is NOT gay.

  • @kviehdor I didn't realize that.... There is nothing wrong in being gay, I don't give a fuck. I was just curious 'cuz I didn't get that... honestly. thanks for the explanation. I really like the song... It is fucking catchy!

  • @kviehdor Justin Hawkins might be the best singer of the 21st century. Who the hell is better?

  • *HERES A JOKE

    *A NIGGER WALKS INTO A STORE AND BUYS SOMETHING

    

  • @magicamos LOL

  • wat a fucking amazing band!!!!! legends

  • Thank god they are back!!!

  • Thumbs up for the Guitar-Excalibur! XD

  • @ReadmanJ NO!

    

  • lmao! it was humping the ship! lmao!

  • lols if people wonder why my generation grew up warped, its because we grew up watching this. XD

  • anyone notice at 2:00 the bass guitar is missing a machine head? where their shooting

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  • <3

  • Fuckin love the darkness, dublin 3rd december ceeeant weeeait!

  • @syclejames saw them today!!!! It's totally worth the while.. waited for them for over 5 years.. and they're back . *haaaaa*

  • The best song they went for

  • Good God. Another ship-humping monster??? Where's the bloody repellent?

  • ...when kerrang used to be good.

  • It isn't growning on 70 people!

  • @Viajeroinmovil there are far better post-nwobhm acts around than this lot believe me.

  • This song isn't about STD's, its just a song about a love/hate relationship

  • @Redderson4571 no it is about STD's sorry

  • @Redderson4571 mate, is is a song about STD's - everyone who knows music knows this

  • this is about herpes right?

    I dont care either way, it's still a good ass song

  • Oh my fuck I love his voice! @@ Does it make me a whore if I wanna sleep with him cause of it!? D: lol

  • @tob384 lmao. xD well. i still want to cause hes a beautiful person -.- lol

  • 2:53 - 3:13

  • you know its going to be a good song if it starts out with a paper machey pteredactle dry humping a spaceship

  • Haha their videos are all so funny and great :D

  • Are these guys always in space or WTF!? wanna-be space troopers much?

  • @JrsRage I think they r away in space.That's why they disappeared 4 a while. lol XD

  • Reminds me of Spinal Tap in the beginning 

  • LOVE falsettos LOVE singin it like this

    ud never be able ta tell from my speakin voice

    but i can sing along to this song on his pitch and im a guy

    ....its fun and very high pitched

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  • Anyone notice Type-O-Negative at the bottem?

  • i love this band bcause that guy can get his voice higher than mind...and im a 13 year old girl

  • So Awesome

  • The Darkness The Movie ... how good would that be

  • when you find out this song is about genital lice, it changes the song forever.

  • @MrJuggernutter That's fucking right man! xD

  • Haha i love how the video has no link to the song at ALL. Great song.

  • very funny love these guys

    this guy loves his junk

  • very funny love these guys

  • al parecer debe ser ésta la tan mencionada "nave del misterio" de Iker Jiménez XD

    (It's a spanish TV show, so I put it in spanish ;-D)

  • why must everything sex up their space ship D:

  • the guy showed up on stage in brighton in 2006 on a giant pare of boobs lol rock and roll

  • Got my ticket for rock city to see them on the 22nd of november.....going to be a great show

  • HAHAHA the song is so about genital warts!!!! ahahaha

  • justins naked in like every song....:L

  • @soloman50 lmao i know right! could he show his penor anymore? -..- imagine what live concerts are like haha

  • Just can´t wait to see them at Sonisphere

  • vocally the closet anyone has ever come to freddy mercury.

  • pterodactyl? wtf?!!?!?!??! :D great!!

  • This song is about a wart or something on his penis i heard when it came out lol. Remeber the days of loving this band because they sounded classic.

  • @arcticmonkey67 Oh my God you're right. This is fantastic.

  • This band are really growing on me..

  • "Snake in the Boot" "Haunted Dog" New hard rock band

  • FUCKING SICK!

  • is this guy always fkn naked in his vids?

  • Saw them at download and they FUCKED SHIT UP. They were Insane

  • Tickets for them in Bristol in November...cannot fuckin' wait!!!

  • They were fucking amazing at Download!!

  • @MusiicMakesMesmiile

    just as at novarock!!