CWC Update!!!!! 03272009

[JamesCDenton980]

Oh god, his acting is almost as good as William Shatner's.

[MrAwesomeness27445]

A HAND-WRITTEN HAND-WRITING

[eitrig]

>Captains log

[porkwilliam]

I'm glad that you're hanging your glasses round your neck, using a piece of string; girls won't be able to resist you, Chris!

[SuperFantasticFox]

"Leave me and my friends alone". Friends?

[alexysXevilXtostito]

I don't want to get on his bad side. I'm terrified. His constipated sounds are creeping me out.

[pwnage3458]

lol 0:17 he has a girl friend O_o lol i love this guy jk jk jk hes a douche the dirtiest douche of the bunch

[Lennethare]

handwritten.... hand writing. xD

[illfaptothis]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[JTeam45]

You dont have the right to say "Captain's Log" you bastard!

[Keitaro2011]

Spoiler: It WAS your galpal.

[thomasgangsta]

Did he just say Captain's Log?, Fuck me I'm Autistic myself and I'm not as fucking retarded as this sociopath

[OrangeTealSky]

@thomasgangsta

Yeah, this girl used to live across the street from me and she was autistic. But she was so sweet and really wonderful to everyone. She was pretty normal except she had a lot of trouble communicating and making friends. But she really was a sweet girl.

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

[CorporateG0th]

I don't know what his "gal pals" look like, but I've got an instinctive urge to fuck them and rub his face in it.

Then again, having read about his penchant for eating "navy" I'm pretty sure he'd like that.

[Inuboy1000]

@CorporateG0th There's an entire website about his galpals, you can see them all on there. Btw the galpal back then was Ivy, who wasn't a real person, just a bunch of trolls working together to trick Chris.

[iTzBRYANT113]

@Inuboy1000 who runs this site?

[Inuboy1000]

@iTzBRYANT113 The creator was someone by the name of Cogsdev, many trolls use the site, however the information on Chris is true. Based on what individuals around him said.

[47dukeful]

get a life.

[im4everskilled]

A handwritten handwriting from Clyde Cash

[HoldenMyD]

BACK YHE FUCK OF.... have a good day

[miilksiick]

LOL. O MY GOD. WHY.

[xXEPICSXx92x]

If this guys acting this out he's doing a damn good job, however if this guy is for real he's the saddest case on the whole internet. 

[sydneymassive]

@xXEPICSXx92x Oh he's for real.

[Inuboy1000]

@xXEPICSXx92x He's 100% genuine.

[MindOfCreativity]

he has fruuuuends???

[LittleJamesL]

Is he having a shit at 2.08.

Also does he really think he scares anyone?

[Edfan10]

2:11 Ooh, looks like he used up all his energy on that one punch, he's more ready to fight than ever!

[NikSchemel]

D'waaaaaa, it looks like he's trying to say something.

[ZPSFILMS]

I love this guy! This is how my room looks. and my living room.

[MythOfLight]

I've been reading the CWC Wiki. Had no idea he had a really bizarre dialect and tone until now.

[S3IZUR3]

@dj3d14 I hope you know he has a naked video.

[MrEdobob]

Internet is a tough world indeed

[Goldpferd]

Dude, I really feel bad for him.

It's like bullying a little kid.

[Mkfan0921]

OH MAN, I THINK IM GONNA CUM!!!!!! WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[leeham991]

Keep pressing 6 for the tard eagle.

[SpunXtain]

you mad bro?



[FiloKun]

2:08

Sounds like an evil genius who got his plans foiled

[whispers6667]

...what?

[pawsly]

2:22

...what freinds?

[Scienticon]

This guy has autism and should not be made fun of this way. Some of you stupid fucking people probably thinks its amusing to see starving children and genocide as well. Those who abuse people with disabilities are fucking douchebags and should be kicked in the face with a steeltip shoe!

[LotusMan17]

@Scienticon what does this guy have to do with starving kids and genocide first off and he is made fun of because he doesn't try to better himself all he does is take his money and buy ps3 crap and is sexist pig who has homosexual tendencies who has also made fun of 9/11 so fuck him

[0wninwhilez0nin]

@Scienticon No he should, because he was dumb enough to post his own personal information online. If it is possible for him to learn a lesson from this, this's how it will be done. If he doesnt, we have one more lost soul. I am not just saying that because I dont care for anyone but myself. That is not true. I am saying that because if their is any hope for him to realize anything, it will be to realize that people will laugh at his dumbass comments, and (at least I personally hope) he'll stop.

[Calicocoon]

@Scienticon

u mad?

[sexhaie]

@Scienticon your just as naive as chrissy here...

[MITCHELLtheC17]

epic frage squeal FTL!

[SexDemonBag]

Maaaaaaajor update!

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

u mad?

[locamorenanena]

handwritten handwriting.

[GonzoDuke]

200 years from now chrischan will still be funny

[killallianceftw]

Does this guy take the hint that he is a joke?

[Fr0st1989]

Sounds like he says Clive Cat

[tjhung3]

he has true gal pals. i would back the fuck off guys.

[durbaq]

Who would play this guy in a major motion picture? My money is on Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[belleetlabette]

incredible



[dillon564]

what a furry

[dem0nthesis]

yo man, fuck you, fuck your family, fuck all your shit.

[dreamcastboy1]

Go to the police and do what? Break out into YMCA dance?

[Lejnus]

consequences will never be the same!

[wizard10128]

asxsdcvcwd sdd

[bunearpika10]

wtf was he talking about in the first place...? o_o His 'Gal-Pal' or calling the police? no, seriously. o_e

[permexOQ]

To me, Chris Chan is a breakthrough in human evolution. He proves that he is the lowest possible piece of human trash ever and gives a GREAT motivation to ppl. Charles Darwin would be astonished at his fail.

He truly is The Mistake of God.

[Yamibooze]

"i WILL go to the police!" *10 seconds after leaving the door* Puff...pant... need... breath...

[churlyryan]

ngggh! I'll strangle that Clyde Cash.

[BenFranklinsClone]

Look how short his sleeves fall.

[llecho419ll]

2:06 Chris has retard strength.

[vegardertilbake1]

NNNNNNNGNNGNN STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

[LordAzanko]

and yet another reason they should bring back eugenics.....

[bobtheawesome727]

YOU ARE SHHHIIITTT!!! Your girlfriend must micheal Jackson's mentally handicap son that he buried in ass. ... Fuck! Great job, now go die.

[superniitendofan64]

@bobtheawesome727 Are you new to the internet or just stupid?

[ltrobertcole]

can we back the fuck on?

[ChristianWBroccoli]

We may have copyright issues Christian but we both have problems with this damn Clyde Cash. I will see that he is served justice!!!

[jice12]

"you back the fuck off,..or,...I swear- also...yeah....ceasing of the comics, I will go to the police!"

[Thebeastcalledmydong]

Oh man, imagine if you had a kid who would turn out like chris. I feel so bad for his parents.

[theplungineer]

wat romantic life?

[itsmejunky]

thats the guy who created asperchu!! ian b something is his name i think

[shadowclock12]

Is he even still alive?

[lukeyboy118]

@shadowclock12 no.

[shadowclock12]

@lukeyboy118 Oh my god. What happened?

[lukeyboy118]

@shadowclock12 he killed himself, everybody knows that.

[MD123ism]

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[JoeyMX44]

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[doyouwash1]

Craps his pants at 0:51

[tmacschneider]

why so angry chris chan?

[XuBlax]

omg, handwritten handwriting =0

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

u mad?

[xxhalo100]

@IAMAMEGAMANpunch u unoriginal?

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

@xxhalo100 u obvious?

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

I can't wait to get the news when Chris is dead or arrested.

[Kamikitsune0]

I LOVE THE ADORABLE FAKE THREATS! he can't do shit...well he can SHIT..he does so quite frequently in his pants (I'm sure this video caused such a reaction).. but he can't DO anything like he says... i'm usually a nice caring person..but he makes me want to show him that he can't take anyone down... I bet a 7 year old could kick his ass into the ground.

And why hasn't anyone reported HIM to the police for threats?? I think that would be funny...report him instead of getting reported.

[Enruler]

Damn that Clyde Cash

[tjsnider02]

so many haters.

[betterthanurbutt]

ugh

it was like a perfect storm wasn't it?

autism, being raised in the south, parents on welfare...he never stood a chance

[EricLynchSucks]

He willfully gave up information. Theres nothing illegal going on here lol

[straightMKchamp]

Maaaaan, shit was soo cash!

[negrowithabrain]

@facemobb954 amen

[videogamenostalgia]

I love it when he tries to act hard! This is the guy who cut up his plastic medallion and shoved it up his ass without a second's hesitation when a 13 year old kid hacked his PSN account

[MeAndSandviches]

Watch out guys, He's going to call the CYBER POLICE! YA' DUN GOOFED.

[Psquit]

@MeAndSandviches i bet the police laugh with his videos.

cris: the trolls are annoying do something!!!!

police:hey wait a minute... you are the fat kid with the man boobs that "create" sonichu...

cris:yeah about my complain

police: bob!!, the fat kid that create sonichu is here!!!

bob: holy shit i tough this guy wasnt real!!, hey chief!!

chief: OMG

the police station:hauahuahuahuahauahauha­uhau ahu lololollollolololololo

[tw1stedgrudge]

@MeAndSandviches Goodness, I'm torn now. If he really HAS called the Cyber Po-po, then I do believe that consequences will NEVER be the same again. I believe I shall have to delete system32, and then move to Bel Air.

[killallianceftw]

Go to college or get a fucking job and move out of your parents house, I have learning disabilities and ADD and I live alone just fine....

[leeham991]

"To those who hate my comic; if you don't stop trolling I will cease my comic!"

This guy has "the intellectual capacity of a boiled potato" - Edmund Blackadder

[MeAndSandviches]

@leeham991 Blackadder! yaaaay!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

2:08 He sounds like a boss screaming from a Genesis game.

[appleman1324]

ewww....

when i play my "HEXBOX" LIVE i play the audio from this video and then i play his soundboard, it pisses ppl off, it sooooo funny XD

[Megaladong]

Lol

[Megaladong]

LOL



[GamerBlueX]

Watch out.

They have a hand written hand writing.

[appleman1324]

BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

and have a nice day!

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Roar

[theguildwarsrunner]

Gal Pals

[TheGirugameshlulz]

Chris you're about as intimidating as a box full of kittens

[hellonpluto]

2:07 is the best! i love this guy; the noises that come out of that mouth are immense!

[MrROFLOL]

I WILL PIE HIS LIGHTS OUT

[Ultimateblader21001]

is this guy even aware of the life he is wasting?

[sausagesausage]

I love how uppity internet nerds get about this guy trying to make it out like they are getting any more pussy then he is.

good times.

[molewizard]

You have got to be kidding me.

HNNNRGGG STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH

[Imverybored89]

@sausagesausage Very true.

[MusicTrackers]

Chris chan is such a retard. he uses tax payers money to buy mcdonalds and Plasystation crap. he steals his mothers creidt card for blow up dolls and little big planet. He also said he only goes to fast food once a week which meant he previously went more then that a week. And when people try to help him he doesn't listen, but when people make fun of him, he flips out. He also makes a crap comic with no fanbase and he has stopped making it in oder to get more online dates nad support man bras.

[bones88fire9]

@MusicTrackers he drank his own cum inside fanta dude on a porn site how nasty is that

[Fr0st1989]

OH NO GAIS HE HAS HANDWRITTEN HANDWRITING

[MyOldName]

2:06 DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

[captainghey]

@MyOldName 0:51 already did it

[hellonpluto]

i can see this guy going on a rampage one day armed with shotguns and buzakas.

[ArsenicTheLegend]

"Or even worse...

NNNNNNGHHHHCH I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!"

I WILL PAG IN LIGHTS OUT!"

[Rahnzakh]

eat your heart out taxpayers. this is where your money goes.

[rusty0010]

Whoaw this guy got a girlfriend

[Lizzaroro]

"Leave my friends alone!!!"

Does not Compute . . .

[tbone2004]

He has ceased production forever. Nowadays, he mostly just comes on to whine, bitch, and moan about the most mundane things. Like how all of Greene County hates him to how Michael Synder is a jew for banning him from the Game Place.

This video serves as a placeholder to the epic fall of Chris Chan... and he's still falling to this very day!

[iHyperAngelFoxA]

Dude, I have advice and if you refuse it, you will never be with anyone to marry. I'm a girl and I know turn offs when I see them

1)Get rid of those comics (they are unoriginal and using the sickness trick is not gonna help)

2) No medalions okay? It tells the world you are the guy that drew that (sorry) piece o shit.

3) (most importantly) Grow up! Whining will not help at all.

4)Now just loose weight.

[justlovely08]

Why does everyone pick on this guy? Because he's 'special' or just weird?

[Bubbleflum]

@justlovely08 Because he's not only that, he's racist, homophobic, probably harcore pedofile closet gay, drinks his own semen, lives with his mom, draws retarded comics, likes to draw porn of him and any girl he meets, faps to it, is a furry, has a blowup doll, and doesnt do anything but whine all day on the internet, and he wears a childish medallion IN PUBLIC. Did I mention he puts naked pictures of himself on the internet? I have met fully autistic people and they aren't half as bad as this.

[justlovely08]

@Bubbleflum lol yeah I just did a little research on this guy, he's a real loser. and I saw a video of him sexing the blowup doll. Ugh waste of space.

[IRAwEsOmE]

@justlovely08

JU-LAAAAAAAAAY

[Bubbleflum]

@justlovely08 Because he's not only that, but a homophobic closet gay pedophilic racist machild of an asshole. The guy likes to screw blowup dolls and draw comics about a fancharacter all day, lives with his mom, claims to be a "virgin with rage", even though he's had hookers, he drinks hiis own semen mixed with fanta, whines on the interweb all day, he rapes animals, and posts nude pictures of himself on the internet. He is a disgrace to mankind. Hope you understand now.

[KetamineFix]

He's like pee wee herman, but for real, back the eff off!

[Funkdefence]

0:51 Jesus, the raw power on display!

Also, cocks.

[link000000]

this dude has no girlfriend......I meen blow up dalls dont count...-_-

[dremeth]

ahahhaahahhahaahhahahaahahhaha­hahahahaaaaaahahhahaha buaahahahhahaahahhahahahahahah­ahah yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

[mcdonkey500]

what the fuck is wrong with this freak

[xDARKSHADEx]

You're my hero.

[pontus231]

well he is the COOLELST GUY EVER

[Mathiaxzz]

haha! the nerd who drinks sperm will kill you!!!

BACK THE FUCK OFF!!! have a good day : )

[RealShurikenX]

so the trolls are winning? :O

[aryoshie]

@RealShurikenX Trolls: Over 9000 internets. Chris Chan: -5.

[tylerssonic]

if you stop the comic, people will be happy

and you have no friends

[aryoshie]

@tylerssonic Which is why the tool hasn't stopped them.

[PAVN]

back the fuck off....have a good day.

[TwigDjango]

It's gotta be! There just can't be any way he's real. I'm holding out for the day when he takes off the medallion, looks into the camera and says:

'You just lost the game.'

[itslikeadrill]

He would be the greatest troll that ever lived.

They would build statues of him...

[TwigDjango]

I know I certainly would. Out of Popsicle sticks.

[speeder0425]

lmfao he has a gf?

[noobrider100]

yeah, her name is betty and it takes him 20 minutes a day to blow her up.

[rAdziu993]

Her name is Juuulaaaayyyy!!!!!!111! I swear to god

[MoarOfTehRawkege]

No, her name is Kimmie, and knowing him, it probably takes a good deal longer for him to blow her up.

[TheWorldofAsians]

he thinks she is... but shes not XD

[superfly420]

newfag

[skyclaw441]

...Holy fuck. I'm an Aspie and actually high functioning, I had no idea my disorder could get this bad. This has to be way low-functioning, whoever told him he was high-functioning was a retard. This guy is just shameful to people like us who can appear to be normal. There has to be something else there...

[Slashbash]

@skyclaw441 You say you have aspergers? Well, you'll be happy to know this fellow hates aspies, believing them to take the attention away from "true autistics"!

[skyclaw441]

@Slashbash ...And thus hates himself. Who in the heck would want to be proud of being a "true autistic" anyway? He may be high functioning for Autism, this would be extremely low functioning for Asperger's Syndrome, so maybe people have just misreported the diagnosis, or he even may have been misdiagnosed, this definitely looks like full-blown Autism to me. But who would want to be a "true autistic"? Oh yeah...

[Slashbash]

@skyclaw441 Personally, I, like many others, think his mental problems go well beyond autism. Or maybe he's just stupid and we humans want to believe that it's just his autism.

Anyway, NEVER expect logic from this man. Ever.

[skyclaw441]

Amen to that.

[aribbcp]

does this guy have his own account?

[ohbobsagetpiss]

his new one is christianwchandler.

[aribbcp]

@gray786

yea he has ass burgers

check him out on encyclopedia dramatica

[gray786]

is this guy retarded? he must be lacking a chromosome or something

[archiesonic]

"gal-pals"

LOL

[IPwnYou4Eva]

What is this guy's problem?

[mahorosan1]

there's just you, chris; everybody else is either trolling you or watching you.

[Carnage1235]

This guy can afford all that shit in the background because of the damn Welfare checks this fucker gets, we pay for this guy, to keep us updated on his retarded antics. Actually thats a good thing, because it's all for out entertainment.

Faking it? Thats the thing, Asperchu here isn't actually faking it, he overacts more then William Shatner and John Travolta combined. In fact no, i'm wrong, the difference between them is, Chrissy boy here, ISN'T acting.

"I swear to God".