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  • is that blond guy from 5second films also??

  • Scott, why do you and your friend look older than the ticket clerk?

  • What a weird-ass video. =D

  • I'd rather gamble it with the super powersXo

  • how is pot more than owning a hooters?

  • @fr3d1304 cuz pot is the shit

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • This is the first time I've seen that guy from 5-second films up close. I'm scared!

  • Is that Michael Rousselet?

  • is this a real arcade?!

  • This is beyond awesome Scott. Did you shoot this at the batting cage/mini golf place in Van Nuys?

  • I want a manatee.

  • "A painting of you."

    "........"

  • I'd rather have the bust of mega Lincoln.

  • hahahahaa megalincoln xD

  • hahahahaa megalincoln xD

  • I remember when I was the pope for fifteen minutes! Good times ^_^

  • 1:08

  • This is some great work please keep it up. Also if you like look at Shambles comedy channel if you like it please subscribe. Some of the best chicago comedy...

    or a blow job from our blow job robot :)

  • I get those talking bouncy balls at 2mill

  • @ballkirby id get the pope and then comma them to give me everything

  • Cognizant bouncy balls.

    "Hey, what's goin' on?"

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • no means NO lol

  • mega lincoln

  • that was cool.

  • Shit myself laughing, AMAZING!!! AHHHHHHH

  • cool

  • I would get the Hooters franchise, so I could stare at the sexy girls

  • hahaha win

  • haha bust of mega Lincoln! lol

  • Clutches!? ROFL!

  • Crutches...not clutches moron.

  • ahahahahahaha good stuff 5/5

  • 0:50 idk why i lol'ed

  • lmao! on the quinceanera dress!!!!

    lol

  • Lmao at his face at 0:14

    Looks like he's having an orgasm.

  • I'd take the cognizant bouncy balls.

  • 0:01

  • Screw 200 Million bouncy balls- I'd get the pot.

    Then again, I would have been aiming for the amount of tickets for the blowjob robot to get pot anyway. I'm a girl, so what use would I have with a blowjob robot? xD

  • it would make the best gift ever to a friend in need. mhmm

  • Most of my friends are already getting laid, so it's all good.

  • You could use it when you don't want to give guys blowjobs.

  • I know what to use in that case-

    "No."

  • Wait.......why didnt they get the pot????

  • LOL crutches, this was hilarious XD

  • HaHa!! great job

  • Pshh, you dont get tickets for playing air hockey......

    great video by the way, all u guys' videos are nice

  • hahahaha this was awesome, very nicely done

    subscribed

  • GENIUS.

  • I would personally settle for the bust of Mega Lincoln.

    Then again, I don't have a cock to insert into the Blowjob Robot. =(

  • WOW UR FEMALE????????????

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  • Great sketch. You just got a new subscriber.

  • Wait a minute, that's Michael Rousselet!

    It's bizarre seeing him act for more than a few seconds at a time.

  • LOL!

    "10 million!"

    "A painting of you."

  • 20 million bouncy balls imagine the possibilitys

  • Epic !

  • I'm pretty sure this is based on a Franz Kafka story...

  • which ones

  • mega lincoln is awesome!

  • Makemebad35 brought me here as well, thank you, it was actually worth my time.

  • haha ray romano

  • leave it to a man to spend 30 years of his life looking for a blow job.....

    very funny!!!!

  • Makemebad35 brought me here,

    Funny video

  • lol me too

  • corey was right.. hilarious!!!!

  • Makemebad35 brought me here... I LUVD IT

  • hmm what i would do with a billion bouncing balls.... i know! i would have a great tank full of em all... say in a helicopter or so then drop them in the middle of new york city! oh the pain!!

  • HAH 2 Hundred MILLION boucy balls! ah, infinite fun.

  • lol that would be sweet to have 2 hundred milloin bouncy balls xD

  • LOVE IT... Came here by SMPFilms. I can't stop laughing.

  • OMG ..what i would do for million bouncy balls.....(thats what she said) ...lol...but no really...image the possibilities

  • Sent here by SMPFilms, hilarious video man!

  • Great ending! I didn't expected that

    "Robots have free will!" :D Oops. :)

    I haven't laughed on a video this much! Great job! :)

  • That was classic

  • a personal sweater maker ...I want one

  • I was watching Cabin Fever yesterday and the guy on the left looks like some dude from the movie. WTF??/ a personal sweater maker is better than owning a Hooter, lol.

  • Loved it

  • hahahahaha

  • xD That's freaking hilarious.... so true. I bet this was fun to film.

  • LOL! Amazing!

  • lmao!

  • This had me laughing for the entirety of the video. Great job!

  • Wahahahaha.

  • Nice, I've seen this somewhere else, AOTS maybe? but really really good idea, and really really good follow through, I agree with Cory, wish everyone (even I) was this good on Youtube.

  • I wish every video on YouTube was this good!

    -Cory

  • haha me too

  • I C U Youtube stalking people cory... you have been warned :)

  • Best youtube I've seen all week.

  • This is pretty much the Wierd Stripper Sketch from WKUK

  • Well, then you're not going to enjoy the shitty Playboy-related movie I've got planned.

  • Went and looked at that because of your comment, and I think this vid is more creative... and is funny at the end, rather than just saying good bye like that other one.

    Similar logic though.

  • 3 million, a monitor showing what Carlos Santana is doing

  • this is gold

  • MUST GET MEGA LINCOLN!!!!

  • Scott you're awesome. I'm glad you're doing Scottober.

    I hope Sex Offender Shuffle is next monday!

  • aots!!!!

    potential super power causing radioactive waste

  • MEGA LINCOLN!

  • looks like i need to get 3 million tickets!

  • AOTS i love you

  • i just saw it on attack of the show

  • id get the big ticket or the mega lincoln bust this is hilarious lmfao!!!

  • I just saw this on AOTS. Hilarious!

  • aots

  • first beeeotch

  • aots again!

  • first bitch

  • AOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • haha "alright just give us two hundred millian bouncy balls.."

  • Amazing gifts,

    Batman Costume for your Dog.. Gr8

    Encyclopedia, A to K, Wow!

    Gonna Be Pop for 15 minutes,

    for 100 Billion Ticket u gonna get a

    Blow Job Robot...... Ha ha ha ha

    but, after 30 yrs Robots got their free will right,

    so, No is no.

    Poor guys.

  • really awesome video!

    makes me laugh out loud! haha~

    funny!!

  • How many tickets?

  • one of the first good/funny acting youtube vids i've seen!

  • I want the bust of Mega Lincoln!

  • Very Zappa-esque.

  • I loved the list of ridiculous prizes!

  • thanksgiving dinner.

  • LMFAO!!!!

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so damn hard!

  • This needs more views.

  • haha! xD

  • cruches lmao

  • Oh yes.

  • Pope for 15 minutes

    xDDD

  • haha nice

  • its sick but hilarious

  • very sad outcome but oh so good.

  • Truly, this is one of the great tragic endings of our time.

  • This was great! Your videos are always tops!

  • Really great stuff! One of my favourites from scott

  • LMFAO!!!!!!! I'm blogging this bitch!

  • Extremely awesome.

  • Oh man, I want a bust of Mega-Lincoln

  • I hope people don't overlook the genius text on the Santana joke: "Santana Cam"

  • I see potential with the manatee

    best video I've seen in a while!

    -Sean

  • lolololololol win

  • lol ^^

  • lmao @ No means no!!! XD

  • i want the talking bouncy balls

  • HAHAHa

  • 0:46 that shit is real! lol!

  • You know what, I REALLY want to see what happens when you drop 200 million bouncy balls off the top of a parking garage, or out of a helicopter.

  • OR when you drop one manatee off the top of a parking garage.

  • I was almost to "Breakfast with Romano" when they changed ticket companies. Balls!

  • Lol that was awesome :3

  • awesome. hope for more views.

  • Yeah, Youtube doesn't update very well on the first day. Why, it might be up to 500 by now!

  • Lol... Win

  • LOL!

  • Wow, that was awesome. Best sketch I've seen in a while.

  • 1:22 "Please insert human cock!" lmfao xD

  • blow job robot XD

  • lmao this is hilarious.

  • wow, that sucks.

  • Pfft, fuck the robot.

    I WANT THE SANTANA CAM!

  • lol! santana cam all the way!

  • TOO HARD. TOO HARD.

  • PLEASE! In.sert human COCK

    I almost shat my pants

  • stupid crazy fu....s

    I LOVE YEZ!!!

  • Freakin' hilarious! "No, means no" hahahaha

  • I NEED THAT MEGA LINCOLN BUST

  • Sweet

  • Oh this is amazing.

  • I love the mega lincoln statue :)

  • 5000 crutches? what a shitty prize

  • lol, i loved mega Lincoln

  • So funny.

  • NICE!

  • lmao awsome vid =D

  • epic

  • lol  WTF! awsome!

  • Santana Cam...ROFL xDD

  • Cognizant bouncy balls? YES!

    Also, can't wait until the new Fuppets video goes up.

  • Holy shit. That was weird as hell. I went from the latest 5secondfilm to this and was just like

    ..wait..

    That's so mega awesome. Great video. Got my fav

  • YES! WHAT?! YES!

  • This was.. amazingly awesome..

  • Plooking on me...

  • lol

  • Wow, that was incredible. I would've stopped at breakfast with Ray Romano!

  • possibly your strangest video to date.... i love it!

  • Just wait til the new Fuppets...

  • that was great

  • Pope for 15 minutes

  • so awesome your videos are always hilareous