Mass Effect 2 - Once you go Krogan...

[weirdkidsmile]

shepard had a krogan parent???????

[Garusizbeast]

Kogan mixed with human:O

[Sasorizbitch]

Dat neck.

[pedrobmf262]

nope.avi

[separationofmind]

Looks like sheparts has COME AT ME BRO syndrome

[Marth8880]

It's a giraffe.

[21stCenturyBoxProduc]

@Marth8880 Probably.

[MrGhostly12321]

You know at first I just thought it was a mod that turned you into grunt, so when I saw the fornt of him I fucking died.

[dragonhatcher12]

AM I NOT TURTLY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB! IM FINE! TURTLE!

[transitline]

LMAO

[newbcake88]

...You die from internal hemorrhaging.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Krogans are black?!?!

[zilbiol]

Nope.

[NickyAmerica]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[ChristiaanL14]

Shepard pickup line you think my neck is long.....

[xDarkiness]

My god that's a long ass neck.

[TheLobsterWrestler]

This modification has given me nightmares.

[Tuberuser187]

Shep looks like a tortoise.

[Yazora]

NOPE.avi

[orororo91]

nope.avi

[azurada23]

Once you go Krogan you're need a new slogan

[NickyAmerica]

Even the recession has hurt Shepards reconstruction.

[ChloeLee1969]

haahhahhaha

[sonicsega555]

nope.avi

[MunchyToast001]

Well i see Shepard

*puts on glasses*

Got a heads-up first.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Makrateli]

Killl me!.. Kill me...

[maartenboy37]

wtf

[Danjiano]

Next: A human with a krogan head.

[SeriousMelih]

Shepard : Nope.

[ElectromagNick]

Illusive Man: Shephard, some would say what we did to you was going to far.

Shephard: *Sracastic voice* Oh, you think?

Illusive Man: But look at what you've accomplished!

Shephard: All I've "accomplished" was giving Tali and Ashley major emotional scars! You where supposted to bring me back from the dead, not turn me into a monster movie marathon subject to the overplayed "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

Illusive Man: Judge us not by our methods but what we seek to accomplish.

Shephard: ಠ_ಠ

[Deadeye129]

@ElectromagNick Thank, you just made my day-- No, in all probability, MY WEEK! I nearly passed out from lack of oxygen because of all that laughter!

[Deadeye129]

@ElectromagNick Thank you! You have just made my WEEK! I nearly blacked out from laughing so hard!

[Deadeye129]

@ElectromagNick Thank you! You have just made my WEEK! I nearly blacked out from laughing so hard!

[VinnieLepore]

Oh god! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[textkestrel]

looks like Mr. Fantastic

[TheEvilestElf]

lol

[huauntourette]

Damn this shepard's hot

[UndeadRussianLord]

once you go krogan you go wheelchair :D

[Lagginator]

Nope.avi

[GmodPlusWoW]

@Lagginator With disapproval: Nope.

[ProffessorZombie]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[RSG220]

He's like the hunchback from notre dame

[RSG220]

0:12 O.O

[CoolCarlos1985]

Seeing that just made my day, wasn't expecting it.

[FrozenKing142]

but can u change ure face???

[24xEBK]

he got a boner neck

[DeathDealer1997]

Cerberus couldn't of done a better job reconstructing him

[TheNamelessCharacter]

Nope.avi

[Shady2viewer]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[GBPacor]

...weird...

[WooT885]

that looks painful e.e

[MrGhostly12321]

Jesus christ omg!

[sathanasluciferii]

ITS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!!!!

[mrSoytube]

I LAUGHED AND A BOOGER FLEW OUT MY NOSE!

[tehBLAX]

@mrSoytube omm nom nom nom nom

[PKBitchGirl]

So, that's the result if Shepard accepts that breeding request on Tuchanka...

[SkeppioMan]

Shepard: "Hey Grunt! I finished my Krogan cosplay outfit! Check this out!"

Grunt: "Um, Shepard. What the hell happened to your neck?"

[iamacewan]

:O

[santiogo369]

how do you change species

[Plummn]

Nope.

[Terratr0n]

Ron Jeremy's new friend?

[MrFishman55]

Oh what the f-

[SternMann93]

The only way you could've done this even more disturbing would've been putting a female Shepard face and voice in that krogan carcass. ;D

[PhantomBoku]

THEY MADE THE GENOPHAGE FOR A REASON

[tubrutolity]

Grunt: Shepard?

Shepard: Nope

[ghostrider5378]

@tubrutolity Thought the same shit.

[ScottJackson117]

Looks like Wrex encountered a Shepard Necromorph.......and lost.

[ScottJackson117]

I''m assuming the Lazarus Project didnt go as planned?

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! I wasnt expecting that!

[bobsixtyfour]

Shepard: Nope.

[DeathKnight52]

Oh look it's a female krogan.

[Camorr975]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Captainofbadasssquad]

0:13 D:

[merksperk2]

LMFAO! 

[Hey55zeus]

I laughed so hard when he turned around.... :D

[123manminecraft]

HOLE SHIT!......... that scard the CRAP out of me!

[Jacey521]

Totally wasn't expecting that!

[Pripyatinsider]

Nope



[TheChuchulainn]

Wrepard.

Shex.

[xRAGExSS]

well I've done gone and shit myself

[50Romanov]

Once you go Krogan, you never go back.....Krogan.

[SinerAthin]

...

I was STUNNED when we got to see him from the front...

o.O

[HarkonnenBaron]

@SinerAthin thats what she said

[TheImDave]

lololololololololol :D:D:D:D:D

[Njalvis]

The face reminds me of Shia LaBeouf

[crankypants]

That Shepard, always sticking his neck out for his crew.

[ShadowWolfRising]

Krogan Shepard.avi

[jamakasis18]

:0 wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[redSG]

WTFITS?!

[Fullmetalroadwarrior]

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Spectre in Half Shell KROGAN POWER!

[mclovinakapascal]

In elevator, "Haha Shepard's a Krogan! That's not part of the original storyline."

Talks to Grunt, " o.0 "

[katietiuh]

Nope

[TolHydra]

0:14 lol'd soo hard!

[BuckCherry225]

Oh God Kill It D:

[bmanschaaf]

0:17 "sup?" lmfao



[Sardaukar2611]

I lol'd so hard... didn't expect shepards face with a freakin long neck^^

[TheSeriousStone]

Once Chuck Norris kicked Shepard's chin straight up.

[TheVideoAnalyst]

NOPE.AVI

[GirlieStyle7]

Turtle, turtle, turtle....

[TheFredturner]

ARGH LONG NECKED SHEPERD

[masterchef2244]

Looks like Alpha from Men in Black TV series made a cameo in ME2.

[lorthin123]

It looks like a turtle O.o

[fatcheetah123]

Turtle Shepard!!

[bstmanversusskeletor]

LOL what about putting the shepherd/krogan mod on Legion so that when Legion does the robot... you get the idea.

[Trollyn1]

Custom Shepard is gay

[Divinityxx1]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mritchie1]

Middle-aged mutant Soldier Krogan! Not very catchy :o

[Minority119]

Shepard in a half shell, turtle power!

[Hichaoz]

how did you get this? i often see it but i don´t know how it work

excuse my bad english I´m german ;)

[rmeddy1]

Uvenk would not approve

[XBacon]

is that Wrepard?

[spazic1493]

@XBacon imagine scooby doo saying that XD

[ooOZER0oo]

@XBacon it`s retard

[gangsta0lemon]

(facepalms) Whatever aspires people to do this is clearly a mystery.

[MrRandomtvshow]

LITTLEFOOT

[1232487100]

Shepard: Hey, Garrus.

Garrus: *turns around* Hey, Shepard what can I do fo..............ummmmm....look­in' good....

Shepard: Do you have a chance to talk?

Garrus:................Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: Ok, talk to you later........Why the hell does he always say that? Is it my breath?

[solopaverr]

Nope.

[EnclaveCommando]

Looks like the son of Wrex and FemShep. :D

[Azrailpeter]

@akuryu25

serious dude xD i expected a krogan face to krogan face but that was hilarious xDDD i laughed out loud over suprise :D

[FiendishSquirrle]

nope.avi

[Cipher655]

ugly again.... stop raping the game!!! DAMNIT

[Tali8Zora]

IMPOST- what the hell?

[DPpictures]

WAT

[ParadigmShiftr]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite WHATTHEFUCK on the Citadel.

[Glablit]

ah crap my ribs already hurt before watching this ....ow ow ow pain

[phillips1993]

Turtle ?

[TheArtemZ]

It's a human turtle!

[talesfan573]

lol I wonder if anything else got...elongated.

[alevsener2]

oh wow...

[MrKooldude121]

thats what happens when shepard deepthroats krogans...

[Phelan666]

I...I can't breath!

[FreedInsanity]

Nope!

[snfonseka]

do u have a download link to this mod? or instructions how to create the mod myself? thanks.

[BahamutEx]

omg i lold so hard x)

[zegafregaomega]

E.T. in his military days...

[awexsome2034]

*neck extension* NOPE.

[LilAlfiq]

I'm guessing Shepard was resurrected with krogan stem cells.

[CasualVader]

There's just something about giraffe necks that is hilarious.

[poxmuppet]

FUCKING. GENIUS.

[AnthonyDavis217]

omg fuck

[thundara32]

"Humans talk too much..."

I dunno bout you,but I'd think twice before calling that thing a human.

[hardtobeatme]

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Teenage Mutant Ninja SHEPARD,

Spectre in Half Shell TURTLE POWER!

[cyberNL]

@hardtobeatme haha u made my day

[Jakob300able]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[STRING3R]

my penis hurts

[lucitribal]

I like turtles

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

Ohlololololol

[joaozin156]

AUHEUAHEUAHEUHAE

AMAZING

[LieutenantAshler]

W... T... F...

[DelevegaXII]

Shepard: I noticed a few upgrades, I hope you didn't replace anything really important.

Illusive Man: Don't presume to look in a mirror

[slipknotlvr69]

lmfao i fuckin meant, earthworm jim lmfao

[slipknotlvr69]

LMFAO FUCKIN INVADER JIM

[monkeymagic1986]

looks like a fkin snail

[petrica87alex]

How do I look like?

Wait for the response they wish, my email is petrica_alex@yahoo.com

Let me know your email address to send you coalesced from the game, I changed a lot since we fail to look like Legion, garrus, Thane and especially in this Krogan Grunt this video( Krogan VS Shadow Broker ).I pray a lot.By the way if you give me an email on my email please write theme krogan Mass Effect 2 to identify him, because I get many emails and delete them without reading them.EXPECT ANSWERS.

[superdogmeatmeat]

kill it with fire

[Ikuno74]

3 people was shocked by the genetic mistake and hit the wrong button!

[JesusandAssyria]

lmao his neck is tooo long man common

[Rave7557]

Shepard.

Wrex.

[bdkwombarra]

am i not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[OutsideTheirCircle]

So this is the fabled dick neck..

[MrMatamusca]

Splicing Shepard with a krogan, heavy risk.... but the priiiiize.....

[AniCator]

nope.avi

[BOBAH4eGG]

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Nope.

[ZombieZephyr]

LOL OMFG CHRIST THE FACE.

I CAN'T BREATH.

[MrJoobledoo]

Oh cool! I didn't know you could play as other characters in Mass Ef- HOLY FUCK.

[loginlover]

what the piss?

[ninjarobo110]

nope

[kevlar60442]

"I've noticed a few...upgrades..."

[seritessen]

omg it's a snail haha

[oSNiiP3Ro]

thats not the only thing that grew.........

[marutidriver]

Giraffe Shepard! I'm guessing his neck hurts a lot.

[kisskisslovya]

Thank you for making me laugh...

wat tha fuk i spent like 5 munits laughing so hard once i