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This guy is Tapan Trivedi from San Francisco. He just taped a thing for HBO or Showtime or something. One of the rising stars or NorCali. I am a big fan of his and I will agree with the people who say that the taping of this joke was bad. I have seen him do this joke at the Punchline SanFran and just leave the entire audience laughing for a good half a minute or more as he leave the stage.
this was lame why yell, anyway the blacks are not gonna dig what you said, it came out wrong or it was just wrong, you need to back to 7-11 you do better there.
You put some great stuff up here, but I can't believe you won't let us embed, why wouldn't you want more ppl to see what you're sharing? Share the laughter!!!
He's hilarious for having English as a second language. He just needs to practice delivery. I thought he was pretty funny. If he keeps practicing his jokes, the next time he'll be even better.
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It didn't strike me funny at all. If it's true (drinking "typhoid water"), it's tragic. What's the point of winning an argument about who had the roughest life growing up?
Its not racist, its an observation. Besides, demographically most people in poor neighborhoods are minorities like blacks and hispanics. In all fairness, many people from the hood tend to complain.
Someone marked my comment as poor, (whatever) but I'm from Harlem. We all complain, but I always thank God it wasn't worse. I try to stay humble, although I've been through some hard times, nothing I suffered compares to 3rd world people.
I was responding to the "racist" comment. I'll check out Russel Peters, maybe I know him but not by name. =)
Hmm like this guy
Emostar118 3 weeks ago
This guy sucks .. He's no Frankie Boyle that's for sure
skiingchampion 2 months ago
wow!!! he's fuckin great! i'd love to hear more!
caseyforever 9 months ago
lol hes fuckin funny, shit crowd though =(
tle0therlumb 11 months ago
"My Mom used to buy me knock-off shoes." "I USED TO MAKE THOSE SHOES!!" Haha very funny x)
LadyMelody420 11 months ago 3
i dig him....he's a funny cat!
meandemjay 1 year ago
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kobebryant417 1 year ago
I think the opening put the audience a bit back, but he is hilarious. :)
HolliePrimeTime 1 year ago
This guy is great
wegotas 1 year ago
bitch i from the 3rd world!
chrisbrownhsmjblover 1 year ago
I USED TO MAKE THOSE SHOES
notAbohab 1 year ago 6
he has good jokes but he needs to start acting like a comedian alwayz got a SERIOUS FACE
jibran1 1 year ago
haha I know what you mean I have friends from Peru so I never talk about how hard I have it lol I am smart enough to know better
night757wolf 2 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
shilpinator 2 years ago
yelling much
5FiveStarProductionz 2 years ago
That "I used to make those shoes!" is almost a Seinfeld yell.
sture8808 2 years ago 10
just thinkin the same thing
MotoGsProductions 2 years ago
that would have been funny if he was bit more chilled out, the shouting just made it uncomfortable...
censurabass 2 years ago 4
One word: "FAIL"
Leafshinoby 2 years ago
nah not like the shouting voice !
not yet funny
qutubes 2 years ago 4
now tapan what is this never heard all this from u
pandit0786 2 years ago
I USED TO MAKE THOSE SHOES! Hahaha!
darkamethystprincess 2 years ago 4
yelling too much!
not too good
McLovin866 2 years ago
He's a little funny, but the yelling is too much.
cyanideorchampagne 2 years ago
not that bad.
lexiom 2 years ago
terrible delivery.
nyjets1075 2 years ago 7
this guy is terrible, still mad props for being a comedian, sorta
MR7hanvichid 2 years ago 3
you rule hahaha.
tikler92 2 years ago
he's the first authentic Indian comedian from India. pretty good.
gatesrocks 2 years ago
He can't get points just for that. I appreciate his effort, but he's not a good comedian, at least not yet.
sandrew021 2 years ago 2
i was gonna say Russel Peters, but idk if hes from India by birth
Holden599GTB 2 years ago
This guy should give up comedy and find something better to do
motorola99 2 years ago
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93ky1e93 2 years ago
Maybe you could try and get paid for those witty comebacks?
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motorola99 2 years ago
hey if I wanted cum back I'd scrape if off your mothers tongue...
Coachramsies 2 years ago
Hey ur Mom's not my mom, but ur Mom didnt want me to scape it off the last time. I guess she liked it.
motorola99 2 years ago
The only thing smaller than a niggers to do list is your penis, also your mother is a hambeast cumdumpster whore I've railed in the ass on several occasions, please eat shit and die, cheers!
Coachramsies 2 years ago
Like I said before, I wasn't asking what you do to your mom or about ur penis.
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93ky1e93 2 years ago
his voice at the very end sound seinfieldish
shaggy4111 2 years ago 5
no russell peters
SKATERPIMP714 2 years ago
Last joke was funny. Epic. haha
jessejamestnt 2 years ago 7
funny shit "i used to MAKE those shoes!!"
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this is the stupidest thing i have heard.... the accent and the black jokes dont go toghether well.....hes WANNABE ruselll peters...
he sucks!!
sunlitekid01 3 years ago
xDDDDD He's funny, Keep watching, the crowd just sucked!
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C3epy 3 years ago
haha he used to make those shoes
iwannaMove2LA 3 years ago 4
At first was a bit worried, but he was really good.
The audience sucked
tomazao 3 years ago 2
i have to agree, i was gonna change the vid, but ii gave him a chance and im glad i did :) real funny
turbomoonie 3 years ago 4
funny. that crowd needed some more booze or something.
PnutFilms 3 years ago 3
it's funny cause it's true
LordAroyeum 3 years ago
bad crowd. he's HILARIOUS, and very original.
xoxoitsjennifer 3 years ago 44
HAhahahah so true
Kani87Shirin 3 years ago
lol maybe bad crowd
whatitduz23 3 years ago 4
very tru
fatchickenswitnoribs 3 years ago
Original and true. Though his delivery wasn't as good.
Passivesoul 3 years ago 4
cheers tapan great work
markdouglascomedy 3 years ago 2
haha this guy is fucken funny
djphatd 3 years ago
This guy is Tapan Trivedi from San Francisco. He just taped a thing for HBO or Showtime or something. One of the rising stars or NorCali. I am a big fan of his and I will agree with the people who say that the taping of this joke was bad. I have seen him do this joke at the Punchline SanFran and just leave the entire audience laughing for a good half a minute or more as he leave the stage.
codystrong2234 3 years ago 4
BITCH! I'M FROM THE THIRD WORLD!XD
love it.
chibbiamerican 3 years ago 46
what he's saying could be funny. HOW he says it kills the humor completely, imo..
theQiwiMan 3 years ago 3
I agree.
If it was said by lets say Dave Chappelle or Mitch Hedberg it would be hilarious.
RobynDolly 3 years ago
Yeah, he just needs some practice. Perfect material for him, tho. xD
customcartoons 3 years ago 4
what are you a comedy scientist ? if his delivery "kills the humour completely" as you say , how come i'm laughing?
ribhkum 3 years ago
I don't know, but I'd guess its because you have a great sense of humor and don't get turned off by a slightly shaky performance.
(you do know I also included "imo" right? and that "imo" stands for "in-my-opinion")
It just seems to me he's still trying to find his stage persona, kills the delivery for me.
theQiwiMan 3 years ago
hahahahah!!
AaronStarr204 3 years ago
dinner... lol
katcummings 3 years ago
man this guys funny. kinda bad delievery
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osideshreder1 3 years ago
I hope your being sarcastic, because he's definitely not black.
You can tell by his accent & jokes, duh!
MechaBlazeEagle 3 years ago 2
hes indian cant you tell. third world (india).
2Luke 3 years ago 4
this reminds me of the south, bc people me and my friends say funny shit, but they look at us with empty faces.
leviathin99 3 years ago
hahahaha hilarious
f4172ph 3 years ago
good jokes, bad delivery...
still funny =]
awesomeaida 3 years ago 2
shceww this nigga sucks
doctahxXx 3 years ago
this was lame why yell, anyway the blacks are not gonna dig what you said, it came out wrong or it was just wrong, you need to back to 7-11 you do better there.
SingJiya 3 years ago
you are a racist.
tomazao 3 years ago
You put some great stuff up here, but I can't believe you won't let us embed, why wouldn't you want more ppl to see what you're sharing? Share the laughter!!!
sonyctrypper 3 years ago 2
"I used to make those shoes"
wow. that was awesome.
seanster897 3 years ago 4
not every one can be that proud to make shoes
emailtubes 3 years ago 2
LOL
Affiliat0r 3 years ago 3
i could tell the crowd wasnt that into it, but i found it rather funny :)
squeekme 3 years ago 2
it was a little funny i guess
soad43 3 years ago
ahahahahahhahahaha
oh man.. it's so funny
wnelek 3 years ago 2
My life is hard... I'm from the hood! BITCH im from the third world!
Cserenity 3 years ago 3
He's hilarious for having English as a second language. He just needs to practice delivery. I thought he was pretty funny. If he keeps practicing his jokes, the next time he'll be even better.
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Donrhos 3 years ago
That joke barely made me smile.
Torchmark 3 years ago
BITCH, I'm from the 3rd WORLD! Hilarious man. I had typhoid water. Hilarious. No questions. Haaaaaaaah!
blueRiff1 3 years ago 3
lol yeah, i'm from the hood. but today 3rd world wins lol
mindf1ow 3 years ago
It didn't strike me funny at all. If it's true (drinking "typhoid water"), it's tragic. What's the point of winning an argument about who had the roughest life growing up?
CitizenKate 3 years ago
ur stupid. its called stand up comedy. dumbass.
thabooger 3 years ago 3
Punch line: "Bitch, I'm from the 3rd world...!"
It was okay, but the fact that he has an accent sort of puts it off for me. None the less it was... somewhat funny.
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SGPDOOLEY 3 years ago
...wow
xxGuyWithGuitarxx 3 years ago
wtf...he wasnt gettin any laughs. but he was FUNNY
MrPeterman564 3 years ago 6
wtf...he wasnt gettin any laughs. but he was FUNNY
MrPeterman564 3 years ago 4
I HAD THE TYPHOID WATER!
BirdmanDeuce26 3 years ago 2
lol
mobnigga4life1 3 years ago
hahahahha... that was pretty funny...
Pooobaihr23 3 years ago
He's right.
farmgrade 3 years ago
It must suck to get stupid audiences like that. He had pretty decent jokes, but the audience barely had a pulse, it seemed.
jjancauskas 3 years ago
thats some good material...
keep it up
Sorcoral 3 years ago 2
Timing is a little bit awkward, but I agree that he has a lot of potential.
KaiserBenjamin 3 years ago 2
i fuckin hate when crowds are dead and the comedians are funny
subway14425 3 years ago 3
the crowds arent dead...the vids they post are recorded...for better quality on the comedians
jcdj 3 years ago
I agree KnoT...but he did have it going on!
With jokes like that, everyone will luv him!
5***** LMAO
ifxman 3 years ago
Obviously very new to comedy but I see great potential in this guy.
KnoTalive515 3 years ago
hahaha
I'M FROM THE HOOD!
jomomo 3 years ago
He sounds like the Arab Jerry Seinfeld!
Garrison628 3 years ago 2
I USED TO MAKE THOSE SHOOOOOES
johndoughy 3 years ago 2
lol
AZNBoiBubbles 3 years ago
omg. this guy is great. though i sense a bit of russell peters in him. no offence though. i think i watched too much of russell. =)
subliminalintellect 3 years ago 2
no such thing as too much Russel Peters
subway14425 3 years ago
rascist
shufk77 3 years ago
he's making a joke. just chill. it's not like he's hating on anyone.
foxdreamer 3 years ago
Its not racist, its an observation. Besides, demographically most people in poor neighborhoods are minorities like blacks and hispanics. In all fairness, many people from the hood tend to complain.
puertorrriquena 3 years ago
i dont kno what that guys problem is. in no way could have have been an insult. Russell Peters is one of my favorite comedians.
subway14425 3 years ago
Someone marked my comment as poor, (whatever) but I'm from Harlem. We all complain, but I always thank God it wasn't worse. I try to stay humble, although I've been through some hard times, nothing I suffered compares to 3rd world people.
I was responding to the "racist" comment. I'll check out Russel Peters, maybe I know him but not by name. =)
puertorrriquena 3 years ago 2
wanna hear more of this dude
semcounty 3 years ago
LOL! Poorness jokes own.
p1ckupt3hf0n3fuxx0r 3 years ago
Great punchline. He is very green but he will get it.
Good find guys!
tadshackles 3 years ago 8