BEST. VLOG. EVER.

[RyanGallagher5]

Dont shave! I like your fuzzy face! :D lol

[dcsoccerpro18]

Dude you're f*** hillarious! Sorry I have to sub things out because ot this rechid human of a life I live with retarded people who always comment on us people who have a "potty" mouth. I mean come on! Anyways, nice video, I'll be wanting more!

[busylaughing2497]

i thought the cello string was floss!!!!! :)

[Laners09]

subscribed <3

[coolfred298]

i play trombone and kinda gutire and im a girl and ppl think it werid i play trombone

[mellowcello17]

you play the cello! me too :]

[gaycheesefoot]

Hey

I'd really like to know what editing software you use on your videos ..btw you are ABSOULTELY AMMENCE

[atomicwarris2]

"i love you ALL!" that killed me. i literally could not stop laughing over that for ten minutes. i can't figure out why! (insanity? i think so.) i'm going to stop commenting now. (why would i tell you that? why wouldn't i just stop commenting? stupid insanity! RANT RANT RANT) i'm done.

[atomicwarris2]

(PARENTHESES!)

[omgitsjules]

crash test dummies

[mcgivar1]

Fancy Sitting Chair!!!!!!!!

[gaarafreak454]

when you do get phil collins tell him he owes me 5 bucks =P

[XxtheOreoxX]

you look scruffy. its very sexy.<33

and when you said "Holly molly" i started cracking up. lol I love you! <333

Now im off to watch some of your "Little gems" videos

[DiederickABecker]

No, you don't have to shave.

[MrSamvise]

i agree...

[akerlicious]

your voice is monotonous and cute.

[PlayTheArcade]

You remind me of Patrick Fugit way too much.

[gillesbills]

YOur mom gets phil collins.

[hannah6259]

haha. oh geez. you make me happy.. in my pants. if i was a boy, there would be something noticeably going on down there. (does that even make sense?! lol)

[rossman181]

good stuff Jared, it's almost there.

[jjohn211]

your facial hair is quite promiscuous :o

i enjoy your videos muchly. :)

[voodoovlong]

Can I just say, you inspire me?

And I love how I liked you before, but when you said you played Cello, I ACTUALLY thought, "wow, he... rocks?" I LOVE Shostakovich's 1st Cello Concerto. The man who plays that gets my loins, no matter what.

[apostolicguy89]

I can't wait for you to continue sharing your gift of music with us :)

[boydspence]

please don't shave. i like stubble =D

[ChaoticSupernova]

That outro "I'll get you Phil Collins" has been playing over and over in my head for the past few days, and it scares me. It scares me, Jared. I'm not Phil Collins, and I have no right to be scared, but I am. So very am.

[Tarhiel]

You play cello? Wou, my hat off .) can you play apocalytpica - path or farewell stuff? can you upload video of it? You even can sing, really :) Sorry, I don´t know name of this song :P Yup, you should shave, but you look good with beard anyway, but not too much. And that novel you work on, can you upload it, when it would be complete? Pleease, at least tell us name of your novel, so we could buy it. Hope your life is giong well too, obviously it does, which is good :)

[ConnectDisconnect]

I watched all of your videos when I found your channel in like March. I don't remember if I commented on any though :p

There are a bunch of gems there! <3

[thorpeparkfanatic]

I think the stubble looks good! :)

[rmclaggan]

I... Love... You- this video made me smile! And Laugh! Amazing

[computerizedprincess]

Oh the Brittany Spears/Carol Channing cover of that song was good too. Of course it was in the original Klingon.

[liffarious]

I haven´t been asking "when are you gonna play more music" but I´d start if I´d sound like that! Great videos!

[standcm12]

i think you should say "bosom" more often.

[NightshadeMortis]

Seriously, the facial hair works.

[azjay4268]

my very first day in phx was like 127 outside. i had just moved there from L.A. to go to school.

[Blueaveo3568]

I drove across the country in 2003 and did't turn my a/c on until I hit Phoenix.

[PickThisCar]

I hope you didn't have to do that in an Aveo...

I am SO SORRY! It just sort of...came out!

[Demain147]

omg cellos rule!

[migm1234]

OMG UR HAIR. OMG YOU SMILE, OMG UR STUBBLE. OMG YOU!! <3 :D :D :D

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[fade18]

jolly good video my good man.

[pukeythief]

Ah yes I remember thoses were the days.. Oh yeah and you used to always wear that hood..and showed us the snow one time.. It makes me relate to a different time in my life. I miss it.

[weskos]

Seeing that it was already answered, I didn't try to name the song. .. and yet .. invisible prizes abound!!!

*rolls around in invisible prizes*

HA! In yer face, song namers!!

[robyoung1]

Would you rather use George Bush's pubic hair and/or bum hair as dental floss or plat the back hair of Colin Powel whilst naked singing the stars an strips on a 50 foot screen in Times Square?

Move to England now so we can marry/have a civil partnership.

robxx

[kilterdude]

Sometimes it is better to spew.

[paiso26]

Wait I thought that you said you wouldn't be doing a Twitter? mostly because you did not have the time and found it erritating??? Well cool if you do I guess?

[VenusLovestar]

To be honest I probably wouldnt like that song but after seeing your face and your endearing personality, it sounds good when you sing it! Venus loves you baby!

[carolinalayla]

im having a rave in the comment section

[strawbehry85]

I thoroughly enjoy watching videos like this. the random stuff is what amuses me. thanks for making me smile at the end of a rollercoaster day!

[inaeurotrance]

i WANT your hair O_o

[jabazzy]

Oh, and I've missed you so damn much <3

[PickThisCar]

I <3 you!!!

[jabazzy]

I want to be your cello string. You send good vibrations.

[gooodlookin]

did you say "pickles?"

are we pickles?

[philipem01]

I agree a lot of your dorm room vids were delicious. How about reposting them or having some sort of voting contest on which is best -- select ten of them maybe....

[philipem01]

Oooh we could call it the 'GREEN HOODIE' contest and the prize would be an invisible green hoodie!

[nbosilj8]

i enjoy in watching ure videos, but can u just be quiet? just an idea!

jking...XD

[Tomasiba4you]

thunder thunder Thunder Thunder THUNDER THUNDER CATS!

[bluejaybirdboy]

I may not know that song (although it DOES sound awesome), I do know how to play the chocolate banjo.

I invented it, and call it frank =]

[smettiuss]

I love you sir!

[glenrobinson]

These lies will tear us apart ........

[j592]

Personally, I love your spew. Unplanned rambling is wonderful.

So keep spewing? Regularly?

[cordellgear]

old videos like FANCY SITTING CHAIR

YA it was so awesome it deserved CAPS

[adamlerouxofficial]

you should be very pleases with with 1210 views in like.. a day, thats youtube sucess. haha.

omg, that effing comment about BONO was hilarious, i paused and laughed for like 50 years, yes, im now like... 68? ha.

[smithydll]

Someone get Stephen Hawking, we just found a fold in space-time.

[fabubox]

awesome randomness :D yay

i wish i had a mini fridge *envious*

[DukeOfQueens]

Yes, comments can be good.

[xoRhaea]

When I watched this, there was a fly on the screen, and it was crawling all over your face.

So I killed it.

You're welcome. : )

[UncleBym]

Was the Phil Collins a hint??? My mind is sadly blank/on-hold! *sigh* Bummer about the cello string...I'd send you one but I haven't the means to reach you...probably just as well, I'd insist on being your friend (from Ct.) and your life is busy enough without being written to from old queens...*sigh* *grin* I do love your music and, of course, your dry wit!

Be well and stay cool (in the Phoenix heat)!

[mongoos150]

Play more cello! I love you! Why didn't we hang out when you were in Phoenix? <3

[PickThisCar]

I don't know but I'll be in Phoenix for at least the next few years...so I think we can squeeze it in :)

[jenicam]

Glad you're making more videos! We've missed you. Oh what a great singing voice you have.

[PurpleBloodedOne]

it's always raining in my mind.

[shyrichie]

You've played so little cello for us, yet we all crave it.

Your're a great singer btw

[saxyeggo123]

really? even me?

lolz.

[timmeh3333]

gutted man

cellos are cool.

[MichelleTCM]

I can't explain why this was the most amazing thing in the world to me but it twas

[ramoodle]

You Smell like my favorite color :|

send me a sample of you through the mail ;D

[musicdork14]

A-D-G-C! Same strings as a viola, though I don't hold that against you

[InYurEye91]

Your an complete idiot;

That's probably the only reason i watch yur vlogs :)

[Jacob1176]

The video about the Africans. 1 its so sad but on the other hand, its hilarious as hell. lol

[LifeDuzntGivMeLemons]

you need to decorate the wall behind you. i miss looking at random stuff

[gonnabuyabus]

the slash thing totally caught me off guard O__O

best. vlog. EVER. :D

[ohemgeeitsmenick]

Jared, I feel betrayed. I totally answered what the song was forever ago, and I got no invisible prize. I am not speaking to you anymore. IN FACT, I'm breaking up with you. Yeah, that's right! I'm over it, Jared-OVER IT. And the wedding plans are off. >: (

[PickThisCar]

lol, well, someone answered way before you...and they actually got it right...which also helps :D

[ohemgeeitsmenick]

Psh. Getting it right, who does that? Haha. :P Well, damn it, I tried, Jared. I tried to win your invisible prize.

[6yza]

ah! i wish i can marry U ,

[rockyrelay]

Ohh you're so swell, hope you're well. :)

[Ronc303c]

How do we know an old video from a new video?

[paisleypower30]

I liked when you vlogged in your dorm, you are right no one watched old videos, happens to me too. Sorry.

[randomshawn]

What the hell is to the left? You keep looking at it... and I think it's sexy!

[SonyaWillBBCP]

You started a new novel as in like reading or writing :P

[Kezzybob]

A string breaking = that SUCKS.

I would say at least it didn't break right before a concert, but that's probably happened to everyone at some point. Because that's the way Murphey's Law works.

[ryanbranom]

Your room is messier than your facial hair.

[LaughLikeNoTomorrow]

You sound like someone from Teen Girl Squad when you say "When are you gonna play more music?" xD

[shilllurvsharry]

Jared...STOP BEING HOT!

please.....

argh, he look so good scruffy!

[CalebICT]

Crash Test Dummys - Swimming In

[CSULB15]

Crash Test Dummies--Swimming in your Ocean!

[Android17]

the cheese ate oprah

[Officialtowncrier]

What do you call a women standing at the end of a pier?

Maud.

Best Joke Ever for the Best Vlog Ever.

[SuperDryRyan]

Hey Jared , I Followed You Now You Follow Me Or You Die and you won't get cookies!

[PerturbedFace]

Oh GOD. I think I love you. deeply.

LIAR. I just don't usually comment. Two days ago, I went and watched every single video you have ever made. I'm pretty proud. I ended up going to sleep at four am. It's kinda scary... writing it aloud makes me feel like a freak. heh.

Oh well. Just know that you're awesome, I would so send my guitar to you, but I think I love it a bit to much to part from it. Congrats on the chapter by the way. C:

[Matty3Mite3]

can i come over and clean your room , it's really irritating me

[cardwellave]

there were some good ones. the fancy sitting chair for one..

[tanjereene]

Random videos rule. By rule, I mean reign. And as to what they reign, I'm not entirely sure. But lets just say you make me the biggest grin since the wide mouth frog was told that wide mouths are a la mode this season.

[phoenicia92]

I watched the old vids..! And I loved the one where you played the piano. That was awesome. ^_^

[CipherDSX]

SOMEBODY LOVES ME =D

[JJtheJaxartosaurus]

wow.. u should save the shaving for after ur next video... :)

[borris93]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! (In a non sexual way) : )

[CRAIGPLAGUEX]

You should read The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor.

Because if you don't Jigsaw's gonna get ya face.

[gaarafreak454]

i haent watched one of your vids in awhile

and i really missed them )=>

but now i have to the time to ^_^b

[namesRhard1]

When I first subscribed I went and watched all your old videos while waiting for the new one. :P

[nickgrek]

Two muffins in an oven, one says god its hot in here, the other says HOLY SHIT A TAK}LKING MUFFIN! :P

<3

[4EVERRANGIKU2007]

I just found uuuu! and by found u i meant i just found out about ur vids from a friend who got addicted to you from your old homosexual video which by the way helped her soo thank u for that ^_^

and u make me tingle with happiness :)

[jiklar]

I really wanted to write a good comment. I'm not sure if I am awake.

[omggetinthecar]

Arizona's heat is at once, both horrendous and glorious. Walking outside I am immediately reminded why I should stay inside. Thank god for air conditioning and free porn.

Loving the scruffy look, btw.

[Sleepingmoon86]

Loved the old videos. pple just need lots of time to spend going back over them, which pple prob wont have untill the time comes to avoid studing again. keep the vids coming :D

[SOF006]

your awesome!!!

[BobbyBrady2000]

You are so damn cute!! Do you have a boyfriend??

*the things I would do to you with the lights out* LOL

[peesemould]

I've already watched your old ones... a year and a half ago.

I enjoyed the extended slash.

[dresssexyatmyfuneral]

Grow a beard, it shall have beard babies and be the awesomist beard.

It shall be SEKSUEL.

And that is acceptable.

Please I beg of you.

[singlesoldier5]

you so should have moved to Seattle

[PhHainsworth]

It's funny how people try their best to amuse you through these comments. No seriously, it is funny, I'm smiling at some of them.

[bulafritz]

114 but only 12% humidity. Yikes. I watched alot of your old videos when I first found you. The car blogs were my favorite.

[ChRoPi21]

Rim Job.......

That is all

[ChaoticSupernova]

I haven't slept in a few days and now I'm hallucinating that puppies are trying to kill me.

[lewisjamesbrady]

I love your tags lol

[doggyiscute16]

you are...hilarious. and have awesome hair.

[danlyomil]

You are wonderful! I enjoy each and everyone of your videos! What's going on in your life? sexy boyfriend?? :D

[Cheeseburgher]

OMG I'M HAVING FUN IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!!!!! :DDDDD

that will be all.

[RoboFillet]

That emoticon has a lot of double-chins.

[Cheeseburgher]

Well, yes. He's a little over weight. He's sensitive about it though so I wouldn't mention it to him if i were you.

[ikoll]

I do watch your old videos. My personal favorite is the Stream of Consciousness video "your nose, its to big" :D.

I am just not a commenting kind of guy i guess. And my English kind of sucks.

Greetings from Sweden, :D

[Danandria]

I kind of like the stubbles...

[BroughtbytheletterZ]

The glasses disappeared because the heat melted them. It sucks shaving when it's hot out, but it's gross having facial hair when it's humid. voice dubover, will have to do. yeah, well you're pretty good at creating videos with non-rehearsals. please, don't love me, i beg you. you should laugh at me, i'm not cool like you.

[woahzombies]

i am literally in tears from laughter at brian's comment. that just made my day, thank you brian XD

[twinchamber]

remote control helicopters rock. especially when you fly them accidentally into your roomates hair....sorry jamie...

[s1adders]

Your cello has a cool A-string, but I like the G-string better.

[s1adders]

You know, I actually just watched all your old videos like 2 days ago. I missed that old room, it was really kick-ass looking. Er... not that this one isn't :D Whew nice save by me there.

[Saxypantsproductions]

Hah Phil Collins

[bustersmittymilk]

your mouth looks like you could eat corn chips with a high proficiency.

Right on.

[norlack89]

i just came home from a realy bad straight club. thank you for this. i dont have to go kill myself now XD god it was awful :P

you singing was better then 99% of the music that played :S

[liuksworld]

hey, it's caleb. i love you. okay bye.

[zacharyb68494]

Swimming in your ocean...

[russtex]

Enjoyed your singing...and good mixing as well!

Uh...I don't recognize that song though.

At least it's only a little cooler here at 105 degrees....but the humidity is higher here....so it "feels" hotter.

[ToriJean]

sweet photos!!

[muazdah]

I added you on twitter and RT you (past tense).

[deusAtheismus]

Surrealistic non-crap, fun. :P

[mebee415]

swimming in your ocean, crash test dummies :)

[raechaosface]

So now I have to go back and watch all of your videos... at least I have plans for tomorrow now!

Oh... and Phil Collins in Genesis- win

Phil Collins solo- always a toss up...

[Themicsterr]

Diggin' the bugs Jared ;D

[sweetlilangel4ever]

haha your so adorable..

loves it:)

[mechmech101]

ha. this actually was a really good vlog

[spectrem]

I want to follow you on twitter but theres no link and I'm lazy......

114?? I feel like I can't complain about the heat anymore.

[PickThisCar]

next time you're on twitter just search pickthiscar :)

complain? I love it! :D

[Raven72563]

hey you are cool!

[kwertie]

you're awesome. glad you are making vids again.

[mushacles]

they shook and lurched all over the dance floor - crash test dummies rocked the nineties..it makes me happy to still hear them quoted by the youger peoples:)

[robertbangkok]

"...I just sorta spew out whatever." ...

Well, you can spew out all over me anytime!

SORRY !!!

OMG even I think that was gross.

[mushacles]

i may have been one of those who asked "when are you gonna play more music" but that's only cos I miss your music and you make such good stuff for the ears n things...

[LorienTheYounger]

The stubbly beard suits you quite well actually.

(Just... don't grow a moustache. That'd be horrible. Keep your upper lip cleanshaven.)

[RLMpoo9489]

"and some of them are just little gems" lmao :] ill go watch

[bethanyedwards]

I remember the video about the massive bag of bottles. I think I commented about how I had the exact same thing in my dorm.

[ericteddycartman]

I thought you'd never join twitter. Plus, it was cold enough to wear a sweatshirt today in dismal dreary rainy NY.

[AndriasRad]

I'm pretty sure you made my entire day.

[JaykXD]

You're an amazing singer!!!! So totally awesome ^^

[ThatsJustZack]

Woah! no way! I play cello too! :D Youre officially my favorite youtuber of all time! lol

[MartiniGuy84]

i think it was higher then 114 I live in phx and my car said 117 yikes!

[ohemgeeitsmenick]

God Shuffled His Feet is that song. :) Haha. Idk if someone else answered yet, but I don't want to read through all the comments since I am a lazy ass. You should sing more. :)

[jbfan44]

I remember...something about a car?

No! A sitting chair!

A fancy one, at that.

^_^

I don't know the song; but I do know that my cat found a dollar just now.

Pickthiscar, ftw!

[tadytady]

Gah, I'm so glad you're making videos more frequently again. They make me giggle. :)

[littlestarz231]

i just broke teh e string on my guitar. it was really sad. :(

[residentmikelee]

JARED! its good seein ya again :D

and i do miss your old dorm room btw haha

[PickThisCar]

hey! glad that you still watch :) yeah, the dorm is long gone, haha

[finny6]

so what's your book about? great american novel stuff?

[TheMexicanBen]

I heard Nancy Botwin was a whore now, we'll found out tonight

[saxyeggo123]

reply to themexicanben: she's more of a slut, i don't feel right calling her that cause i love her lol. but nah, she's not an actual whore, she's married now, for the third time. i love that show, but i am not sure why i am disscusing that in this video lol.

anyway pickthiscar rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jannabelle126]

You are my favorite favorite EVER.

[Texasred63]

First ok I will go watch some of your classic dorm antics as i love them.

Second I don't twitter cause I have a life and better things to do then sit around waiting on twits to text message me.

[sheldon80]

You really need to get back to where you were,.

[ajones2009]

I'm so happy you're back. One question; Why is the contrast on your camera so high?

[Heyaitsjohn]

my life would be a lot better if I could be a pickle :(

[mongoose7]

showering is good assuming you use soap and water.

[bummercucumber]

Each and every one of my lives are going well.

Swimming in Your Ocean?

[odetothepillow]

Shadling21 is my girl.