Curb Your Enthusiasm Clips 1/2

[StonerViking420]

Hey big ass Wanda!



[NoDataNoFuture]

i would fuck cheryl right in her fucking tight asshole. even though she is fucking ugly

[nastyburgers91]

i stuck a doll head down my pants dr it feels good to me

[JDGillis]

He willy itches because he was genitally mutilated as a child.

[JDGillis]

Is he supposed to be funny, or just a jerk?

[deech2011]

JUDY

[grapisavillain]

Wanda is so ghetto! I love it and her dynamic with Larry. Hilarious!

[MrRaggaMuffin21]

What a bunch of asses lol

[arashiku]

The Last one is epic. I'd never forget that.

[TheFigueroa007]

YOU WANNA CHECK MY PENIS? AHAHAHHAA!

[aoinatafanboy84]

Here's a lesson for Larry, DON'T STICK SHIT DOWN YOUR PANTS!

[Cytacon]

"they let everyone do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate"- lol classic LD

[DickHead69able]

@Cytacon wtf why did you just copy the 2nd highest rated comment nearly word for word???

[Cytacon]

@DickHead69able I did it for the lulz..

[DickHead69able]

@Cytacon ye well thats just gay

[vickerpaul66]

I hate you Jimmy

[JimmyLachonga]

Seinfeld was great. This show does not do it all. Loser show. Love his writing for Seinfeld but the bald guy doesn't have stage presence. Sorry.

[fukdapolice13]

@JimmyLachonga your just a complete idiot

[jerryhello100]

@JimmyLachonga No, no that's not so. He doesn't have that classical actor presence, but that's half the beauty of it. I would say that this far better than Seinfeld. If you are going for the funny, awkward little misunderstandings in life this is your show; it is improvised, and thus far more realistic than trying to write that kind of material. you're dumb

[tashaurora]

scrounging around the bleachers looking for asses ahahaha

[beatdownbob]

7:06 I love those bannisters...

[Evanops]

are you Jewish? u wanna check my penis.....lol

[charliemanner]

We want you to have lobster!

[soetlimpa]

NOOOOOooooooh the end, what the fuck...

that's too much =D

[jtbbrown3457]

you got nothing on me! ....you expecting somebody?.....wanda. what?(as he trys to escape) hahahahahahaahha

[daTruChosen]

Julia Louise Dreyfuss is fucking HOT!!! She's aged so well.

[ClEaNfReAk85]

"I'll have a vanilla bullshit."

[6angelo9]

i was being nice & chummy

[livelaughlovek21]

4:09 WOULD happen to me haha

[LumixGoals]

JUDY!!!!!!!

[throatkickerr]

gimme some of that vanilla bullshit drink. heh.

[rocnasty8]

My God I hate Wonda Sykes! Damn she is not funny!

[Ndawg987654321]

HE CLIMBS OUT THE WINDOW

AHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[jazztickets]

Larry David is a modern day shakespeare. No joke.

[ShivDes123]

HAHA at the last one

[ClEaNfReAk85]

God he's sick but he's Larry David. He could do no wrong.

[dwinnell]

I agree with Larry at all times, he does nothing wrong...

[charliebubblesoar]

The Milk and Coffee speech is my favourite thing ever in comedy history

[alleng49]

'scrounging around lookin 4 asses!!'

[RapBattleNerd]

haha i love the second season. But for some reason i feel like the first 5 episodes were really great while the last 5 were boring.

[delta1O5]

Hey assy!

[Jimmithingg]

Fantastic!

[xgm4life]

Hahaha where's the ass

[ruddiga50]

LMAO @ the last clip

[TheMrChugger]

"That how you say hello? Hey big ass, hey assy!"

[booboboob]

You like Big Asses....

[benjaminqueens]

somone should create a music video of him with cheral..using the song bad romance by lady gaga..lol

[aros1118]

No no that's not so

[FritoExpress]

-"You are an ass man Larry you are an ass man you are an ASS MAN!"

[SamuraiPie8111]

last clip hes like

OSHIT IM FUCKED!

[123backinyerface]

Wanda is so awesome at magnifying Larry's fuck ups. The whole ass scene was great ...lmao.

[robotxhuman]

"hey big ass"

[ClEaNfReAk85]

He's fucking hilarious. Oh my gosh.

[shrivalup]

its milk and coffee! who'd a thunk? haha

[cbass5511]

LOL half the shits not even Larry's fault, it's just the people around him are soooo fucking stupid.

[Freddo9867]

"They let everybody do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." Hahahaha

[TheProudAmerican777]

RUN LARRY RUN!!!!!!!! 8:34

[Joee1257]

Larry always seems to say "whats the big deal" after he senses hes offended someone haha

[TheChaplinLover]

"I want a vanilla bullshit thing!" 

Perfect!

[BrandonTheBeast83]

I love big asses :P

[sovietsentinel]

rofl the sign he parades around outside the restaurant reminds me of the "I Stole" sign in Arrested Development... two of the best shows of all time

[MrElectricmonk]

haha this show is awsome its like seinfeild expansion!

[burdenboy9]

hahaha...love the way Larry tries to run upstairs when he finds out Wandas at the door lol.

[connorpimpin]

lmfao!!!! 8:24-9:06

[randomjrr1422]

Wanda is slightly annoying.

[88dark1]

@randomjrr1422 wanda is extremely annoying! she should be put down like a rabid dog. fuck that bitch, shes not funny.

[emouch1]

he is a fucking genius, period

[me1we1]

curb

[CrazeeCatrin]

wanna check my penis????!!

[angela1859]

mommy! mommy! there's something hard in his pants! ROFL

[mrsparklepimlico2]

LOL

[ajitvir90]

larry running up the stairs - ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahahahhahahah

[TheSeventhSeal777]

"And I'll have....one of the vanilla, bullshit things!"

[djangledoobledangus]

wow i'd have jumped out the window too at the end

[mase5701]

MILK AND COFFEE MIXED TOGETHER!!!

[anniesix4six]

this is best show ever - Curb Your Enthusiasm I love it! I`m watching it in HQ at:

TVFLAP . COM

[tawtjohn]

his face at the end

[goldkhw]

@tawtjohn That's my all time favorite. The end bit with the child shouting and his horrified face.

[TheNorvegicus]

Was it in a Curb-episode Larry yelled out "Stop!" to someone across the street because he saw something fall from a window, and because of Larry the object hit the person directly in the head, and he had to go to hospital? Or did I just dream that?

[777shaitan666]

"Are you expecting somebody?", "Wanda" "What?" *Runs up stairs* lol

[SaschaAleks7]

Look, if u tell a woman that she has a big ass in the right maner.... She will like it! As long as you show that you are turned on as hell, which u even might be :)

[noahgun]

I love this FN show!

[nicci404]

so funny at the end re the ass comment...most women love to twist all the words around...poor Larry!

[mellowmark1]

@nicci404

Seriously.

[caspa7]

Haha.. I've just been told that I am like "this guy"...

[southrules]

Youre a bald jewish billionaire?

[caspa7]

No, but circumsized.

[southrules]

way tmi

[mattsonh]

The show is a good analogy demonstrating the Jews perception of themselves and how the rest of the world views them.

[faltat2]

"mommy mommy that bald man is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!"

[Mrmarlboro]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[iworkinhell]

This is my favorite show. Thanks for posting.

[shadowmanEXE3000]

What is the name of the song that plays at 0:36?

I've searched the ENTIRE soundtrack and I can't find it. And it's also used in the machinima series "Arby N' The Cheif".

Could someone please help me in finding this song?

[atchistopol]

The song is "Three Little Maids From School," from "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan

[Padz009]

"Three Little Maids from School Are We"

[bichomaldito]

1:50 is SO damn funny. I mean, come on!

[drowsymaggi]

I'm in my 20's and love the show too. Susie Essman is a legend!

[taliesen1953]

"it's not like it's an assasination attempt"

[casplash4]

im 16 and like it!

[crowdaddy57]

so am I!

[casplash4]

yeah i act like him at school sometimes haha

[Ploatic]

The basketball scene...a little fake, i mean, he tripped, but look at the exaggeration lol, otherwise great as always :)

[bobbydylanio]

u mean basketball? and his expression is in no way unrealistic, hes just broken the leg of a player for gods sake!

[Ploatic]

I dont know if youre excited there lol, but i didnt mean to be so criticizing. I just find that at that speed he was jogging, and the extent of his reaction dont go well, as in it doesnt seem like that could hurt him so much. BUT, i love the show and everything, so i really have no big problem here, just something that came to my mind

[bobbydylanio]

ah, fair enough. great show

[djcesare]

his wife is a bitch

[casplash4]

and shes fine as hell too lol!

[herraotic]

Hilarious and original, at least to someone of my age. I hope the BBC produced a show similar to this.

[roz4mkoncret]

@herraotic what r u saying? are you saying a 23 year old cant enjoy the show because of the humor and originality? what type of comment is that? if u like it press thumbs up next time. u dont get to surrogate the groups of people who like larry david anymore.

[astrolifter]

You have serious issues if you let something like that bother you.

[farhazlalji]

yeah u have mad issues.

"zomg what type of comment is that. the world's gunna end now ahhhhhh"

haha jokes

[Sunday0nMonday]

The funny thing is I laugh and laugh at this show, but if I knew larry david as the character as he plays in the show in real life, I would probably think he was a realy ass after like 5 minutes, he is comic genius though

[Quikster220]

He trips Shaq Diesel... hahahahaha never saw that one!

[ZZZZZYYYYYXXXXXWWWWW]

she lies at 7:30,,,thats clearly not what he said

[lavinder11]

That's how us ladies work. I love this show, and I'm 22.

[Photogeneticub]

HAHAHAH. Ass fetish!  Who woulda thought?

[elsquibbs]

I stuck a doll's head down my pants, Doctor. It feels good to me.

[Sphinn]

Milk and coffee! Who would have thought?!?!

[benjaminqueens]

@Sphinn wanda&elain v.s. susie&chreal in a slap fight who would win?

[bluenoserr]

I don't understand. How did someone so funny create such a boring show as Seinfeld? I always hated that observational tripe.

[DejectedPanda]

Wanda's got a Jewish nose.

[nsaadati]

why do people get into these pointless debates on youtube? shut up and watch the video god damn

[cultmama]

How I second that!!! Well said!

[icandi1988]

good lord! quiksilver u need 2 chill the fuck out lol. y do u always get people hatin on youtube. bloody hell lol. FEEL THE LOVE!!

[jazzyroxhardcore]

PISSED myself

[Chrsmclgh1]

when he talks about the Swiss is so funny...they don't like to fight. let everyone do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate

[waitandbleedtodeath]

I love big asses lol

[tonylabu]

the ending was priceless!! lmao

[clapjamjunction]

you guys are all dumb and everyone knows jews are the master race...just sayin.

[djcesare]

lol ya master race thats why they dont even know where they came from

[sratplayer123]

jesus was jewish u dumb fuck

[dynamicDAVE519]

yea, and clearly his ppl turned their backs on him.... you dumb fuck

[dynamicDAVE519]

lmao! why is that everyones favourite line on youtue? ''your uneducated''

your right, i am. sorry i didnt go to university to study theology, just so i can seem smart on the internet.

you have no idea who i am or what my credentials are, so why dont you piss off. i dont know/dont care who or what you are, your just another asshole on youtube that nobody thinks about

mazel tof, you kike sack of shit

[poops1]

LOL quiksilver, people like you definitely entertain me, idiots who have to try and get in arguments in the comment section of youtube vids in order to make themselves feel smart........

dude, go read a book or try to get a degree, so you can actually do something productive :)

and go ahead n reply n say whatever you want, because i won't respond, and then you can feel like you "won" and got the last word in lol...

looks like you need it...

later

[CalabrezSayZ]

you're*

[moviedude22]

"You got nothin' on me!!" *immediately runs up the stairs cuz he's deathly afraid of Whonda and all black females for that matter*LOOOOL. Larry's the man!

[dumaramutsi]

LMAO..that part is so fuckin funny!

[RayRay282828]

lmao haHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[HomesliceDrummer]

""I'll have a.. Vanilla... one of the vanilla bullshit things. Ya know, you..whatever you want. Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got, I don't care.""

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[roze08]

i feel so bad for him...i steal forks from resteraunts lol..... i loveya larry!! lol

[NaturalBornHedonist]

LD: "I do hate myself but it has nothing to do with being Jewish" ... HAHAHA perfect comedy !!!

[jewfishie2]

i stuck a doll head in my pants, doctor.. it feels good to me..

[ladytok1]

all of you b.....out there i dont give a f....about your stupid reply to "my comment" so don't send no morebecause you will get told the f off bitches!!!!!!

[ohkeva]

Why do you type like that? You're 31, take an English class and start acting your age.

[TheSixxAddict]

'Can you shoot the whales from the terrace?' OMG, this guy is too freaking funny! 'I like to have blubber for breakfast?!' LMAO!! Seriously, the funniest show ever!!

[muratshawn]

I can not have enough of Larry David, this man is sooo brilliant...I am literally addicted to this show,just like I was to Seinfeld. No one can top this show.EVER!!!!

[Bullitt567]

Sit down, have a donut, have a bagel!

[ladytok1]

I always liked this show.I don't know why my husband hate it.

[jewfishie2]

because your husband likes men..

[TruhbleMan]

You should strap him to the bed, and have him watch it, that's what someone did to me, I hated it at first, and I got strapped to a chair and watched 5 Episodes straight, have him watch, The N Word first, that one is funny is freak! lol

[ninayoyoyo]

Because he is a Jew himself.

[jewfishie2]

thats awesome...