The soda is part of a conspiracy to keep today's american kids obese and ridden with diabetes. Who is behind this diabolical ruse you ask? well the europeans of course. They love laughing at us 'fat americans' so they secretly purchased wallmart and other companies years back to carry out this dastardly scheme and keep us all plump and spherical. The easy bake oven for example, what better way to teach young children that playtime should revolve around tasty treats?
The soda is part of a conspiracy to keep today's american kids obese and ridden with diabetes. Who is behind this diabolical ruse you ask? well the europeans of course. They love laughing at us 'fat americans' so they secretly purchased wallmart and other companies years back to carry out this dastardly scheme and keep us all plump and spherical. The easy bake oven for example, what better way to teach young children that playtime should revolve around tasty treats?
FighterZer042 2 years ago