Illuminati Exposed.m4v

[TheDop3gurl]

Bahahahaha thanx!!

[captocommando]

That nigga worships the devil!

[TheMcclellan18]

thank u this needed to be said

[Amberwhitney87]

Rofl

[huzzeigold]

i want to be one of the illuminati family

[xaydaman93]

lmao

[TCD614]

Haha. Hilarious

[TheMillerman12]

I did not get this was a joke till about 1:21

[TheValorEmpire]

lol its just the system. its been like this for ever. capitalists

[maar021]

i think you are a bit wrong here. Illuminati doesn't mean worshipper of the devil. Illuminati were scientists in the 16th century who were oppressed by the curch because of their scientific experiments and how these experiments contradicted with what the bible said. So the church starded hunting and killing these so called 'enlighted' ones. Illuminati started become more and more obscure and they didn't talk about illuminati in public anymore. They started having secret meetings and such.

[YThater2]

@maar021 That from Angels and demons movie

[Supuhfuzz]

This guy got me at first! Excellent trolling!

[xYOUTUB3jVi3]

Illuminati is rich white men.

[TheHalo3spartan117]

em? no. shady? maybe lol

[BraunBryant]

what about kanye actually saying he sold his soul to satan

[bobbycarrotification]

Here's the thing. The Global Elite/The Billderberg group do exist, these are facts, not just myth or conspiracy. They control and own the Federal Reserve/World Bank/. Fact! And here's where they've got us by the balls. Backbench agents of goverment are created to mix the facts with nonsense, partly the illuminati. So while were caught up and confused by with this nonsense (debating its existence) the global elite continue to implement a One World Goverment to inslave us forever. WAKE UP! Peace

[TheWolvesblood6]

WEAK AF

[ICanStupify]

You sound stupid

[benarobinson]

Please keep making videos, I've almost run out.

[InfamousAct]

stands for Master mason by the way XD I fuckin died

[Darkgalahad]

Rise of the nutjobs. Believing in the illuminati will be the religion of 2012.

[nuke994]

And they want u to believe that they only care about money but with using the media they brain wash u and make u blind do more research and u will understand

[nuke994]

Eminem is against them now

[geehsega]

I'm with ya nate lmao but you forgot to mention how everyone thinks beyonce also worships the devil and supposedly sacrificed her firstborn to satan lmaaoo ahh education why do thy lack you

[deanreevesii]

This video made my day. You are awesome!

[Finnster13]

NO YOU FUCKING MONG EMINEM IS AGAINST THE ILLUMINATI SINCE DECEMBER 2010

[Mespritroth]

@Finnster13 Lol u used the word mong, u a mad commoner or something?

[SparkSSBM]

otdi@Finnster13 its a joke idiot

[MauiWowieJamie]

your still uneducated about it all

and the way you explained it killed some brain cells bro

[lawrencedaman]

That stuff is crazy, there's even a group of folks who believe that Spiderman promotes the illuminati. Due to the way he shoots his webs (keep in mind he's been doing it ever since the sixties).

[lahana2244]

@lawrencedaman what the freak??

[TWAndrewFlowers]

Those who know anything about the Illuminati know that they do not worship the devil. They take orders indirectly from the soul group Lucifer under the promise that they will achieve world domination. They are all pawns in the bigger picture which is that they are the negative catalyst of influence in which we may polarize enough one way or the other to be harvested into the next density.

[JavaSpitLava]

hahahahahaha.....SATAN!!...

[Markolovrat]

but you just said he is your savior...

[onthebits]

hey satan ? whats good nigga? haahha

[Nocheeseeforyou]

i just laughed so fucking hard

[NobleHerold]

Illuminati is not about devil worshiping -.-'

[qubedguy]

damnn i didnt know barack obama sings

[mmagar5754]

. . . bmud si siht

[LittleMikeStarCraft]

This made me laugh pretty hard.. lol!

[Ultimateviewer134]

omg 666 comments



[TDRAWTSproduction]

yo satan, what up nigga

[Caleb192837465]

667 likes.. now stfu

[MeltyColor]

there are 2 kinds of dumb asses, ones like you who talk about illuminati like they are a bunch of evil fairies and talking about rappers being satanists...

then theres the people who do believe in illuminati politicly and can understand wats really happening in this world, that the zionists are controlling our world by media and other stuff to make us slaves of the goverment, thus, theyll implant an RFID chip ( microscopic passport) then u cant spend or sell money without it, and your tracked.

[moniluv200]

lol den he jumpd out and flew right to his album release party lol

[joc7993]

666 likes that's all i have to say

[sjfox11]

666 likes

[MrEqnx]

lol they don't worship the devil, the devil's too new for this shit

the only reason this stuff sounds so stupid is because skeptics dont look far back enough to see how we got here.

What they actually worship is so messed up, ancient and cynical that it would sound absolutely crazy to sum up in a youtube comment or video and is hard to boil down because 90% of all the info on this stuff is bullshit be it ignorant or deliberate, so callin them a bunch of devil worshippers aint very objective

[natesvlogs]

666 likes... spooky

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

@natesvlogs

Yeah.. that's really creepy.. 'cause six hundred and sixty six is in no way a number at all.. it's not in any way just the mathematical indicator that the count is currently between six hundred sixty five and six hundred sixty seven... yeah, people acting like it's "just a number with no supernatural connection to an ancient mythological monster that grants powers and lets people fly around on brooms and shit".. psh, that would be crazy, man.

[bizzie5786]

Who gives a fuck

[jomface]

If you listen close to this video in reverse it sounds like this dude says... shhh my shits weak cause i worship dick.

[915CURIOUS]

I heard of the Illuminati's but how much do you really know for FACT.....

[shoho0809]

LOL, this guy's demented!

[bobbydirt420]

are you stoned?

[ashiee2012]

haha!!! i choked laughing. literally. and what you said at the end bout people being in the way of their own happiness is so true.

[thekilla377]

HEY DUDE, LISTEN TO IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, AND OPEN YOUR MIND!

Cause of Death and Freedom of Speech are great songs, and will make you think differently.

[oegelaaboegela]

HAHAHA U just said what i try to say like everyday

[VioletHyena]

This is funny. Great use of satire man.

[InfectiousRobert]

Witchu.

[ItisShe]

15 kids sacrificin goats loll

[caessarion]

the system is satanic, any material success is due to a sale. You have to sell out to get anything. Money is the root of all evil, satan controls this world. It's very spry, and hides in the dark. But you do what you gotta do brother, hardly anyone fights it.

[konradharla]

2:10 to 2:16 is the best part

[chuck12881]

WELL SAID

[seabreezeful]

You are hilarious.

[EddoMundo]

Very funny! Subscribed!

[eleonorpersson1]

hahahaha

[TheDreadhead85]

lol

[bubsy1991]

whats good nigga LOL

[PugOfDoom]

I love this, you're super funny. :)

[UltraVert]

I'll vote for cyclops Obama again in 2012.

Fuck what you think about it.

[NearlyAMusician]

this is probably one of the best vlogs i've seen in a while...

[NearlyAMusician]

lol!

[Massiah82]

"Something else you may not know about Jay Z... that nigger's responsible for 9/11... He flew the first aeroplane into the twin towers, and then the devil transported him into the 2nd one and he flew that mutha-fucker in there too, and then he jumped out and went right to his album release party" hahahahaha im decked :D

[Alecalisk]

Haha, i actually thought he was serious first :D

Cool video :d

[SomethingGodAwful]

@Alecalisk Top comment! Son I am proud.

[marylandlongboards]

this is comedy re-tard

[Sandeagledhorn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jay z flew the plain u rock man

[JarretBerry]

i was worried he was crazy for a minute, but then thats what they call sarcasm, good vid bro!! and illuminati is like the word kleenex, generic word for some typical item or idea in our daily life. like tissue paper or mind control of the masses. dont hate the player, hate the game, and hate the rich and powerful, not for their money, but for the way they seem socially unaccountable.

[54azteka]

THT DUE IS SO RETARDED GO BACK 2ND GRADE BITCH STUPID PEOPLE BELIVED ON THT SHIT LOL THUMS UP IF YUH WAISTED TIME ON THIZ BULL SHIT LOL AM SAYING

[harro123]

@54azteka WAT?

[izelatlan0478]

this is silly and fun! giggle! giggle! All this devil worship stuff is silly. It is true that they sell poor people a lifestyle they can't have and it causes it despair.

[GavinGaming]

this guy is dead now lmao

[AltonJ10]

This dude obviously don't read the bible.

[philnoll]

I'm glad you were just joking. :)

[philnoll]

Just saying. You popped in the grey album, not the black album. And he said "Murder murder Jesus 666" Not "hail satan"

[IdaSputum]

Isarael is a RACIST, apartheid terrorist state whose God is Satan. It is illegal to marry a non-Jew in Israel.

USA tax payers spend billions on wars for a country that wouldn't even let them in! It's illegal to emigrate to racist Israel unless you are Jewish.

Yes believe in ANYTHING you like except Jesus, - as that way you're wide open for when Satan rules from Israel, (that's what Zionisits believe), without any protection from the 1 MAN they're still scared of & still trying to kill - Jesus

[boodgenuminus]

lol

[tsetsoooo]

LOLOLOLOL 

[harro123]

Hey Satan, whats good nigga?

[ScarecrowKK]

LOL

[CallMeJayRee]

Kids killing goats!? It's REAL in these streets...lmfao

[GinoSoldier]

This is the first video I've ever seen of him, and I love him already.

[PeroXiiDeMedia]

omfg this guy is the best troll ever

[LoverrTwilight]

This is why I just listen to Tupac :D!

KILLUMINATTI!

[redryk7]

@Justifiedp Wow. Did you even watch the video? He was trollin', and clearly he trolled you good. Don't flame when you don't even understand what's going on.

[bywukime]

one of the funniest videos on youtube

[LeoTheHammer]

This is... fantastic!

[Burgserz]

Alright, How much did the Government pay you to say this?

[Justifiedp]

ok so your telling successful black males have to worship satan to be successful do you know that this is a trick from the white man to keep the black man ignorant so please stop hating and educate yourself please.

[roflcopter2225]

dude this is one of the funniest fucking blogs ive ever seen and i don't even watch blogs. fucking genius. dont stop doing what you are doing.

[SMG69able]

Satan let me holla at u nigga! you are one crazy motherfucker we got to party on 9/11 next year.

[brightblight]

nvmnvm. lol...

[brightblight]

ROFL I luv these Illuminati trolls.

[halowarrior1000]

1:05 sniff this? xD

[jobita]

i think that all satan wants is your soul. doesnt matter how he gets it. if you're not under God then by default you're automatically under satan whether you want to be there or not and whether or not you believe he exists or care about him. Only Jesus can save you.

No, it doesnt mean you sacrifice goats or are some evil crazy person. just means that satan has you in one of his multitude of traps. Jesus loves you. follow Him and He will direct your path, and he will save you from satans snares.

[RantzOn]

@jobita

Never understood this, If Jesus is my one true follower, what about the other, older religions, Buddism, Hinduism, of course, Judaism as well, which, surprise, is the core of the christian religion, and then the newer religions as well, Like Islam, which... let me blow your mind, Christianity, is the core religion for Islam.

[3960md]

How do you become a member? 

[fvethsndwattswtr]

eh satan, was good nigga?

[Chipotle3333]

Hahaha, This is great man! :D

[50Mrmasta]

I dont think there is an illuminati... but Jay Z really does worship the devil but Kanye does it for the money

[v3FuZiionZ]

If You See 2 People Shaking Hands That MothaFucka Worships The Devil .. If You See Someone With More Money With You That MothaFucka Worships The Devil ! Oh No My Dad Has More Money Than Me That Means He Worships The Devil !!! NOOOOO LOL

[0666barry6660]

first video I saw of yours.... I fucking love it XD

[666soevil]

so who gives a fuck

[GuyGuyGonnaGetYou]

If you take what he said backwards, and instead say Hail Satan, THEN THAT NIGGA SAID HAIL SATAN IN ONE OF HIS SONGS.

[gothamdragon69]

the nigga is responsible for 911..lol

[ThatsBannanas]

people who thinks rappers worship the devil are all texans

[Tonnymkd21]

LOL, dude I thought for a second through the vid you were serious about that stuff.

[RitchieJake]

TROLOLOLOLOLO

[RitchieJake]

The masons were just taking shrooms in church basements and writing down what they saw, when the church of Christianity learnt about this they started assasinating masons, this is the first point in time around 1700 AD that the first assasination ever performed by an illuminati occured by stabbing a priest in the back who murdered a fellow brother. The masons are defensive, they will use violence only when attacked.

[Javafy]

the funny thing is the illuminati were actually just people who wrote the bible using pictures to tell the fables and such, hence the term illuminati, because the illustrations illuminated the bible :) nothing to do with devil worship

[brookins2011]

i Bet That I Can Make You A Believer.. All I Need Is 3 Things.. Your Time, A Bible, And A Computer.

[Twilight444]

Best. Video. Ever.

[jonathanurena2]

Lmao "cartoons being bad for no reason!"

[TheBestEVER4LIFE]

satanic doesnt always mean worship devil...satanic can just mean EVIL.. like 4 example how many jay-z or tupac ect fans admired these rappers lifestyleswomen,money ect is like dude in video says they want us ppl to want n buy those things,so some chose 2 immitate these rappers claiming to have been drug dealers or killers b4 they became rappers how many kids in projects decide to follow those footsteps n become cool=ganstas like jay-z..the songs told them drug dealin leaves money

[xx2RAHxx]

TARLAN YOU SMELL LIKE FISH! WASH YOUR VAGINA!

[MrJeffmurphy]

He flew a plane into the tower, then went to a album release party....lol

[CALIvolleyBALLIN]

hahaha this is fuckin hilarious haha sacrifsed a goat and was listening to jay z haha classic 

[SonnyKarlyle]

man... the biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe did not exist

[xx2RAHxx]

@SonnyKarlyle cool story bro

[sami3219]

@SonnyKarlyle you got that from a movie i forgot which one

[toystradamus]

@sami3219 The usual suspects!!!

[K4inan]

@SonnyKarlyle Retarded saying.. Any idiot came come up with that, and then make it seem like saying the devil does not exist is something stupid to say.. THE DEVIL does not exist and has never existed. Faggot.l

[BeakyRed]

@K4inan He is a faggot for having his opinion.

[TheCoolestGeekEver]

@SonnyKarlyle

The biggest trick religion ever pulled was making the world believe God exists.

[hazza1o1]

@SonnyKarlyle god doesnt exist, the devil doesnt exist

[MrsPhoenixPacheco]

expose that devil tell the truth and shame it your doing Jesus work right now EXPOSE them

[blackleelee666]

you are so so so lame bro

[blackleelee666]

shut the fuck up cuz

[FooeyMcgooey]

@blackleelee666 although he's joking, some of the shit he's saying is true.

[eyanvenom]

@FooeyMcgooey FooeyMcgooey LMAO!!! I hope ur not makin fun on Cam'ron wit that name!!

but yea I couldn't agree with u more. some of this shit is true

[megaman5043]

look up original under my unberella illuminazi if u find the right one there is somtin fked wit it

[Keanu1987]

A master mason is not a 33 degree mason.

[sunchimedia]

not feelin this video...

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

The Illuminati Has Nothing To Do With Worshipping Satan....The Illuminati Wants World Mind Control For A New World Order...it Just So Happens Music Is The Best Way To Get Control Of The Minds Of The Youth....And Its Alot More Artist Than Jay-z....Lupe Fiasco Is Even In On It...He May Say Hes Fighting Against It, But Hes Full Of Shit...Listen To CRS - Us Placers....So Many Signs And Messages...Also Play Your Part By Rick Ross, Wale, And Meek Mills.....Guys Listen To the Music...Pay Attention

[JordanReedMusik]

@xXGhettoBlasterXx actually they want to enoighten lucius, hence illuminati. and lucius as far as i can remember is satan.

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

@JordanReedMusik I Guess Your Concept Of Satan And Mine Are Different...Satan Isnt Doing Anything He Isnt Suppose To Be Doing....Satan Is Under gods Orders To Punish People Who Are Wicked...So To Me, If your Not Keeping The Commandments Of The Lord Then Your Basically Worshipping Satan....So Its Pretty Much Impossible To Physically Worship Satan...But Hey Thats What you Believe Then Fine

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

@JordanReedMusik @JordanReedMusik I Guess Your Concept Of Satan And Mine Are Different...Satan Isnt Doing Anything He Isnt Suppose To Be Doing....Satan Is Under gods Orders To Punish People Who Are Wicked...So To Me, If your Not Keeping The Commandments Of The Lord Then Your Basically Worshipping Satan....So Its Pretty Much Impossible To Physically Worship Satan...But Hey Thats What you Believe Then Fine

[JordanReedMusik]

@xXGhettoBlasterXx yeah fair enough. well ive always been surrounded by the idea that satan is evil/ a demon/ whatever.

[LayzeKiD23]

@xXGhettoBlasterXx lmfao.

[iwieeuue]

UR SO PRETTY....... i want to bitte those lips mmmmmmmmmmmm

[dismaddog02]

I love this vlog

[InfamousAct]

yep Common and Eminem sure do worship satan.... theres just no proof.

[nightfalltodeath]

lmao?

[edwincastro19]

haha



[tb31992]

he truly just spoke the truth, Jayz dnt give a damn who your Lord is, he just wants for you buy his and his wifes shit

[missbubblegum25]

the goats did it for me! omg i couldn't stop laughing

[Amaniangel]

hahaha nm. but hes funny as hell

yoo he duz his homework, its actually true tht jayz z nd kanye and emnem