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  • "DOLPHINS DOLPHINS" lmfao

  • who got heart ?

  • is she dead?

  • look at that bimbo, "DOLPHINS DOLPHINS!" lolllll

  • here's a thought... how bout not swimming in water where there are SHARKS..? unless you dont mind the risk and like the idea of getting chomped

  • did she die?!

  • my god, that was fucking scarying i aint going in water again. i dont want my dog yelling at me and scaring the shit outta me. dogss... yeeshh

  • you thought wrong bitch.

  • did she lived??

  • Creepie haha

  • anyone else say "bitch please" at the dolphins? (or the reenactment)?

  • the end!

  • als ob das echt ist :(

  • hilarious reinactment.

  • ive trained to not get bitten....simply punch the shit out of it until it shits its pants

  • @10soccerchicka1 I recall a docu on TDC on this, & yes it was fatal

  • i call bullshit

  • @Estuways no shit thats fake. its just a remake of a real story

  • @Estuways You have no idea what a re-enactment is do you ?

  • @looco08 well i can imagine but i never thought there would be a need for such a thing

  • & dear god, if I ever see a massive dark object following me in the water, I'm gonna assume shark first from sheer apprehensive caution and fear. It's like being in the African bush at night, see a large animal creeping, following, looking at you in the bush and assume, 'Hey Marty are there friendly kittens around these parts, Marty..? Auuuiiigggguuuuh.

  • Dolphins Marty, Marty? Marty... SHARK AUhhhhuuugiigooo. Lol this video is hilarious.

  • Wait wait wait........ So she just let her best friend or beloved one die from a shark right in front of her rather than trying to save her from being dead and now Marty is dead because of the shark, no help from the other stupid lady and because she is lying still in the water upside down?........ Okay official selfish to let ur bf or bl just die from a shark and not at least try to save their life! Jeez!

  • @kricaable how old are you to believe in this stuff? You must be Fuckin 8yrs old or something(though you are not I bet). So everyone is going to die if they dont post that? geez. Dont be so gullible.

  • Nice acting lol :P

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • 1:51 hahahah

  • I saw her on the news. She died because of that shark :(

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • LOLLOLLOLLOL I LOVE how she says shark hahahaha

  • At least acting isnt the point of this video.

  • Women are like the ocean...a week of every month it is shark week.

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • 1:16 LOLOLOLOLO

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  • the statistic of 'you're more likely to be struck by lightning than bitten by a shark' is bull shit. Maybe you're more likely to be struck by lightning than bitten by a shark if you don't usually go swimming, but if you regularly swim in the sea in California, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand etc. I'm pretty sure you're more likely to be attacked by a shark than struck by lightning!

  • bad acting

  • hey discovery channel, FUCK YOU! when i was a kid programs about nature were first of all informative. we didn't require editing every 0.2 seconds and re-anactment with blood and POV shots and what not. are you making these programs to educate people or just to entertain a bunch of morons who refuse to look at a screen unless something happens every second and blood spurts all around?

  • you know shark attacks happen more then most people think if the real figures were released lots of people would stop going to the resorts to go swimming and what ever else.

  • "The Shape Attacks" should be the title

  • @alexsavesharks

    the real EPIC FAIL is that you said "a EPIC FAIL" get it right dumb ass its "an"

  • this is what i call is a EPIC FAIL

  • How dumb is this girl lmao its like she didn't know sharks lived in the ocean.

  • 0:32 Fucking dog scared the shit out of me

  • @itsalightbulb lol same here

  • @itsalightbulb

    I have no read your comment like 100 times and then played the video from 0:28 - 0:35 and i always laugh my ass off!

  • @itsalightbulb lolol man scared me too hahahah!!

  • @itsalightbulb ahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahh­a loooooooool

  • cute dog XD

  • OH GOD NO

  • So did the lady die from the shark???

  • @BrookeLovesGod45 not to be rude but seriously, this is by far the dumbest question i've ever heard, if she died she wouldn't be here to tell the directors about what happened and she wouldnt be in the video

  • @G11KingCallofDuty Hello I'm talking about the other lady... I know that blonde lady talking didn't die... Like I said I'm talking about the other lady

  • @G11KingCallofDuty haha! that backfired.... there where two women, one was talking throughout and the other wasn't... you dont see the one who was attcked, the person in the reconstruction could be anyone...

  • @G11KingCallofDuty you dumb fuck, marty is the girl that was getting atacked (you see her in white and grey in the beginning of the video), the other lady is the one saying "There are dolphins here!" (she did NOT get atacked,), Marty, the lady who got atacked, died in the end, that's why she is in white and black at start.

  • @G11KingCallofDuty

    Stick to playing call of duty you dumb cunt. There were two women involved in this. One of them died.

  • Tiger shark

    Hitpoints: 5,500

    Abilities- Bite, Intimidating stare, Agility, Tackle

    Strength-295

    Speed- 295

    Special- 300

    Defense- 195

  • Marty: Excuse me.. Did u happen to see a Shark, my son, Nemo.. well.. He's lost..

    Dumb Bitch: Shark, no, I did see a Dolphin! Oh yes a Dolphin, FOLLOW ME!.... just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

    Remember Marty, HUMANS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!

  • "A fate less likely than being struck by lightning."

    I hate those statistics, because they're meaningless. What the hell does that refer to? The likelihood of a shark being near you? The likelihood of that shark targeting you? Of that shark biting you? Of you dying from the attack itself? What?

    There are many people people who have been bitten by sharks and survived, are they included or not included in those statistics? 'A fate' implies death, so is the statistic related to deaths by shark?

  • @phocjame fate is an inevitable cause of events or destiny. You shouldn't read into statistics too much they are usually pretty rough

  • @mrvinyc3 If statistics shouldn't be read into, they shouldn't be posted at all. I mean, there's that statistic that it's more likely you'll be killed in a car crash than in a plane crash - but that does nothing to trim the possibility of death for people hurtling toward the ground at a hundred miles an hour due to a myriad technical problems...

  • @phocjame it comes down to probability. Which is not definite. from past occurrences and from research we have found that more humans have died in cars than in planes. its not saying you wont die in a plane its just less likely if you take the past into account.

  • @mrvinyc3 But the past is irrelevant when the situation of the present is taken into account - it's just people bullshitting others with numbers.

    Supposedly you're more likely to die in a car crash while walking down the street than die while in the military - but is walking down the street really more lethal than fighting a war?

  • @phocjame Well if that is a true statistic: With the PAST occurrences considered and the RESEARCH also, i.e amount of people walking, amount of roads and amount of drivers compared to the amount of people fighting with guns in the military, the possibility of getting hit by a car is much higher because there are way more CHANCES to be hit by a car than a bullet. Did you study probability in high school? The flipping coin? Statistics are roughly produced they are not a guide to life.

  • @mrvinyc3 "Statistics are roughly produced they are not a guide to life."

    What I'm saying, is that the probability based on past occurrences of a swimmer being attacked by a shark are irrelevant if a shark has targeted her for attack - why bother stating a statistic like "X is more likely than Y because of a higher rate of past occurrences" when it doesn't have any kind of relevance to the other statistic or take into account the environmental variables.

  • @phocjame i have nothing more to say lol

  • @phocjame I've been bitten by a shark. And I'm alive without any kind of problems, just a small scar on my leg. And I say, I'm not afraid of sharks. A dog could have done worse to me.

  • Did the woman die?

  • guys stop making jokes the shark killed her

  • good point tommy24 but there is some shark attack videos on the net too. My favorite site is the likesharks site. They have all sorts of shark videos, including amateur footage, shark dive encounters, and shark attacks. They also have info on each shark too. Type likesharks into google and its the first one

  • wow thats sad she died :(

  • I thaught the dog would go rescue them! But hes was scared to.

  • i would of bit it back

  • Marty theres dolphins i think i see dolphins :D Marty: OH SHIT!

  • @xXGEN3000KBMXx LOL

  • how can you joke watching this video I dont know

  • when i read the comments below I ger sick of all the sheep people around youtube

  • who is the lady that was being interviewed? she looks identical to a proffessor from ubc

  • what the fuck is your problem... the lady probably died and youre making jokes... fuck u

  • sharks tend to get offended when u call them dolphins ... just so u know

  • I aint no dolphin bitch omnomnom

  • i think i see dolphins... look at the pretty dolplhins chewing my legs off... o.O

  • I dont like when they recreate the actual scenes (i understand they have too) but the scream is so fake sounding..

  • YouTube....oahusquid....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son (15) and I encountered while spearfishing in Hawaii last month.

  • Lady Talking: Help? Marty its only a dolphin... Marty? Marty....

  • the funny part is i was laughing at terrible acting in this video and this zebra bitch comes out of know where like im laughing at real footage of her granny getting nom nomed by a fucking great white what a cunt!!!!!!!

  • is there anybody educated that watches youtube shark week or just sexygirlz barbiedolls and zebrabitches trolling on the rag waiting to cause havoc shit why are you out of the kitchen..... your comments must be computerized spam there are no computers in kitchens

  • you probably also thought this was real footage? how is the ride on the shortbus? its terrible acting thats funny.

  • ha zebragirl calling me a bitch i didnt know they put computers in kitchens hahaha

  • @killem666all it wasnt a kitchen fag it was my room

  • @zebragirl004 fag??? that was educated... good you were in your room there are only two places an uneducated bitch like yourself belong...... i bet your a hit in content mastery have all the kids laughing.... im proud you finally learned to type now just educate yourself and become a respectfull trailer wife for your cousin and quit trolling the interwebz.

  • YouTube....oahusquid....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son (15) and I encountered while spearfishing in Hawaii 7/24/11

  • Sharks don't attack people often, people attack sharks most, but I hate that people misinterpret that as "LET'S GO SWIMMING WITH THEM."

    Dumbasses, how do you think people get bitten?

  • That aint a dolphin lol

  • you see shark dick fucks get out next time

  • musted sensed blood from her vagina lol

  • @11garrett9 When I see a comment like yours I can't help thinking what kind of life an imbecile like you must live

  • @2bdefacto

    Hahaha. That made me laugh.

  • That's slightly disrespectful the remark about lunch!. Lets hope it doesn't happen to you hey!!! Worst nightmare..

    ye it's their home alright but if it was your family/loved one who died in front of your eyes you'd be scared. That's terrible.

  • "Marty! A dolphin! I think I see dolphins!" Uhhhh, no bitch, you're about to become lunch.

  • @afleetalex05 Dude, come on man, no need to call her a bitch.

  • @afleetalex05  that was preety funny

  • A DOLPHIN!! LOL :D

  • 1,616,616 views. Sixonesixonesixonesixone

  • she did not die she stopped swimming she was tired so she stopped swimming 

  • im still ganna swim there

  • reenactments blow. cuz im always like, why the hell didnt you help noob!? OOOOMG doooo something! dont just swim away! punch the shark! omg what are you doiiiing? lol :D

  • this is stupid cause you have know idea what happens next without watching tv and this shark week has been over sense 2008 screw shark week

  • @guitarman8759 shark week is every year.

    It was on the news and email updates for a while.

  • @Ashenfly did she die or not?

  • @guitarman8759 who? the lady they talk to, with white hair, lived, and the other one died.

  • @Hydraex2 ok thanks

  • remember people,sharks dont have arms! the only way they can hug you in with their teeth. sharks are misunderstood teddy bears

  • @violotwaves17 really? wow......

  • @rosiebiebersimpson its true

  • @rosiebiebersimpson maybe, but you can't really compare a shark to a teddy beaar.

  • @violotwaves17 Is that because they think "we're so cute they want to eat us?" ;-)

  • @violotwaves17 Then that was the coolest hug I've ever seen. I so want one.

  • @Izzoroth IKR!

  • @violotwaves17 eh, no.

  • @violotwaves17 Are you being sarcastic? Yes sharks are not what people think they are. yes they are misunderstood. yes it is highly unlikely that you will be attacked. and yes they don't have arms but they are still extremely dangerous despite all that. so no I do not think that they are like teddy bears.

  • @sonroberthan someone needs a hug!!!!

  • @violotwaves17 I have no clue what your talking about now?

  • @sonroberthan EXACTLY

  • Its a reenactment..but the storyis true

  • - Really Dolphins......Btw I hate sharks...they are always taking others life ;(

  • @barbiedolll101 Bitch really? People take sharks lives ALL the time. Sharks don't kill people on purpose, they usually think that they are of a different food source. Like Seals or sea turtles. Most of the time, when they bite into you, they realize that people aren't fatty enough to have as a food source and they go away. But sometimes.. bitches struggle and the shark gets angry. I love sharks. They're beautiful interesting creatures and the sea is their home, not peoples. Learn your facts.

  • @sexygirlz123 Okayyyy There was no purpose for YOUR comment I said that A WEEK AGO but thanks for info Smartness & I only said that because my dad bestfriend died from an shark attack so mind your fucking business!

  • @barbiedolll101 Lol calm down wow. I can comment on anything I want. Just because your dads best friend was killed by a shark doesn't mean you have to hate the sharks. Maybe your dads best friend was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Also if you're gonna comment on something then it's kind of everyone's business hon.

  • @sexygirlz123 I agree. When we humans enter the water, we need to do it realizing that we are in their domain and we are no longer the top of the food chain once we leave dry ground. It sucks that people get attacked by sharks, but often the sharks attack from mistake identity and leave once they realize we are not typical prey. Humans are awkward, slow, and clumsy in the water and if sharks were really the mindless killers they are portrayed to be, a lot more attacks would be fatal, period.

  • @barbiedolll101 wow, i bet your like 10 years old and dont quite understand that people kill 1000x more sharks than they kill us... But us invading their habitat and them attacking us a few times a year... come on

  • @miamihurricanes471 What does my age have to do with my comment? And your comment wasn't needed. I said that A WEEK AGO! Btw No im not 10 honey. ;) #GoodBye

  • @barbiedolll101 I was saying your ten years old because your way of thinking on this subject is that of a ten year old.... did you know we kill 100 million sharks a year, while they kill 10 of us a year world-wide.... toasters kill more people than sharks... u said you "hate sharks, and theyre always taking others lives" I'll admit I worded my comment wrong but i'm not apoligizing for the fact that you dont know what your talking about... youre an idiot

  • @miamihurricanes471  Lmao Im an Idiot Ok But Ok Thanks for Information Sweetie.

  • dolphins really...stupid gezzer

  • Dolphins my ass. :P

  • Holy shit i live here

  • Marty did die of blood loss, thats why she stopped moving at the end. Sad isn't it :(

  • I dont think its fake if it's on Discovery? (:

  • Of course the videos fake! Are you gonna tape the real thing or watch a person die?

  • There's dolphins!

    Dumb bitch.

  • You hear the shark music in the background, Dun un dun un dun dun!

    you look around

    you see the flipper stick out of the water

    its coming at an alarming rate

    "Marty! There are dolphins!"

    *sigh* well they always did say that dolphins are gay sharks...

  • id kick every shark"s ass with my shark rocket hahahah

  • ._. awwuh. that sucks. i dont wanna go on vacation & get bit by a shark! >:o i'd beat its ass (tail fin)

  • worst acting ever!!!

  • this is stupid. i wanna know what happened next.

  • why did they record it instead of helpinig

  • It is a reenactment

  • @clairriae lol u hella dumb. this is reinacting of a story that happened

  • fake and gay

  • What the hell is a porpise?

  • @Alexz1444 its a dolphin.... obviously

  • Marty did died . (saw the whole program) 

  • @vanomxxx where can i see the whole program?

  • @bekii6 I saw it on the discovery channel on tv ..

  • @vanomxxx i need to watch that channel more then once a year!! D:

  • @bekii6 ;P

  • in soviet russia humans attack sharks

    

  • when i heard the dog bark i thru my laptop in the air

    :(

  • @hsalehi104 OMG i did the exact same thing..lol

  • @hsalehi104 i know right?

  • @hsalehi104 why?

  • @BeenieFlick because i knew it was a shark attack video, but i didnt no wen the attack was. so i thought it was the shark attack and so i flipped out. but ended watching the attack anyways

  • Dolphins are gay sharks :)

  • marty dipped

  • wow thas awesome!!!! the first shark that is a cameraman at the same time

  • @CaydenCarterOfficial befor 1 year me and my friend and him father goes on sea whit little boat, i was never got scerd of any fish ! and then im first jump in wather. . ..and saw fuc*ing shark , right below me

    that scerd the shit out of me and i never ever agean after that didnt jump in wather ! :/

    this is not lie !!!

  • @DynoandEnrycqTV Where are you from?

  • 1:17 hahaha

  • @killem666all none of this is funny so STFU little bitch

  • @zebragirl004 ha zebragirl calling me a bitch i didnt know they put computers in kitchens hahaha

    you probably also thought this was real footage? how is the ride on the shortbus? its terrible acting thats funny.

  • @underworldluver yeah, like swim to shore!!!

  • @1:37 I was like 'SWIM, SWIM FAST.'

  • I like the bass and drum music that plays during the attack.

  • its a good thing I always swim with a katana...

  • @lovesskiingpow lmao. fucking ninja