Letterman - Hookers & Hair & Donald Trump

[mastertung7]

crap

[a552bcx]

donald "chump- change" cuz he's not worth billions, he's worth $200 million. johnny depp is worth more than him, seriously. he tried to sue a journalist for $5 billion for obtaining his financial records and revealing to the public; but he never shows otherwise that he's worth billion,he's just worth.......less

[LogicCheck]

It appears people don't get it: TRUMP, simply like so many of us, identifies with a look that was the height of acceptable cool for his generation -- akin to the Elvis front gelled puffed-up-front and Duck Tail-backside -- his latter generation's "fluffy version" hails from the late 1960's early '70's fluffy "Prom Date" look, a la the advent of household blowdriers and men's hairspray: that look was IT for an entire generation -- woman of that day IRONED their hair or used Beer Cans for waves!

[Kiwifrank]

Mr Donald Trump's comments... Not Intended To Be Factual Statem­­ents...

Not. Intended. To. Be. Factual. Statements.

[ffazsia]

TRUMP 2012 !

[JaxxBat]

@ffazsia totally!

[naturalmystic33]

Good thing GM didn't listen to Donald Trump and take his "experts" business advice. Trump is an idiot.

[gettingahandle]

AMERICA'S LAST TRUMP CARD

[security760]

I typed hookers into the search bar.

[baozeng]

i stare at his hair all the time

[Jevan2010]

only god knows whats under that hair

[giugnhgbvinierngvb89]

Hookers are cool

[nadine2k101]

E Pluribus Unum, In God We Trust, the almighty dollar. WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR PEOPLE!

[nadine2k101]

Isn't this funny, I just graduated from college with a degree in kinesiology and here I am wasting time on youtube wondering if Donald's hair is real. My sister must be so embarrassed.

[afleitikh3]

i have no idea what it is, lol

[Mrster]

Best title ever.

[ir10031981]

I hope Trump really does run for president, because he would make a much better president than Obama. He's a billionaire and he has experience in world affairs, business, etc. You independents and republicans have to agree with me on this.

[MissContraryMary]

@ir10031981 Um...no...I don't. xD

[nadine2k101]

@MissContraryMary I have to agree with my sister, Donald Trump would make a great president, even though I vote democrat, he has experience in negotiations, business, and I know ir10031981 is also a democrat. We've met that dude on various chat rooms. A man who went bankrupt and rose to billionaire status is a man worthy of admiration, and I believe is what we'll need as president.

[MissContraryMary]

@nadine2k101 Valid point.

[TrueLight55]

@nadine2k101 Really. Have you listened to his foreign affairs approach..to start demanding some R E S P E C T from the world. ie "china is the enemy" and CNN: Donald Trump running for president. You want WWIII vote Donald. He's a monkey with a razor blade.

[Kiwifrank]

@TrueLight55 - Unfair on Monkeys?

[SirWinstoneChurchill]

@nadine2k101

Trump never went bankrupt... he just said as much...

[bridgetlear2009]

@ir10031981 lucky for you I am an independent and I agree, by the way did you listen to Donald Trump on Savage Nation last week? sure, Sarah Palin is conservative we all get it, but I don't see how someone who resigned as governor of Alaska can run the country, and duh, of course Trump would make a much better president than Obama, even Bush II.

[THExxLAUGHINGxxMANxx]

@Hoppus217 because nobody goes bankrupt one time and comes back to be a millionare one time but donald trump lost everything he had two times and rose back to the top as a billionare that has to be the work of evil people lose their families everyday and never get it back and a selfish prick like trump loses everything twice and impossibly gets it back? how often do you hear that someone went bankrupt not often but sometimes but not twice with one person money is the root of all evil hesthedevil

[Janetjacksongurl]

I like how Donald says the word "industry"

If he is ever nominated for president, I will vote for him.

God, continue to bless Donald :)

[THExxLAUGHINGxxMANxx]

@Janetjacksongurl fuck you dude even if he isnt the devil hes a fuckin dickhead the way he speaks so full of himself he is a liar and a dickhead

[Janetjacksongurl]

@THExxLAUGHINGxxMANxx Do you feel better from cursing at a 17 year old who did nothing to you??

[THExxLAUGHINGxxMANxx]

@Janetjacksongurl kinda lol iheard that you and donald trump had this thing goin where you would pretend to be a vietnamese whore and trumper would show you where the wild goose goes

[nadine2k101]

@Janetjacksongurl hey, she didn't play by the rules, she deserved it.

[mobspeak]

it's called a comb over

[telhacerta]

apprentices are terrible on running cassinos

[abzz69]

LOL trump had little management with a failed company yet again.

[smurfarooney2003]

i love trump

[bthenter]

fzcgbfzdgb

[tconst1]

50K that i dont have says the "bankrupt" trump cant define "recession"

[YourThanet]

It's a WEAVE, no?!

twitter - @EastKentTom

[brian3thousand]

I'd rock that hairdo all day if i had his money.

[THExxLAUGHINGxxMANxx]

i think donald trump is the devil

[alquiora]

"I know it's not a hairpiece but I have no idea what it is" LOL

[guillermocostecho111]

VIVA trump !!! the new president of usa

[guillermocostecho111]

I vote for trump 4 president

[LBF522]

I like Donald Trump. He is a facinating person and seems like a decent man.

[someonegetsteve]

in what tree? "in dus tree" 

[yourweedsux]

the in dus tree

[Questionerable]

THE SHOW IS PRICELESS; LOVE IT AND DAVE IS A BIG ENTERTAINER!

[n310ea]

One thing that pisses me off is when government takes our money and bail out companies that are going under.

[EMOTIONALLOGICABLE]

the industry is not doing well because most people are getting lazy, and not trying to see through a three deck hand on the blackjack table, and are just eating the horseduveres and putting quarters into the slot machines and praying for a miracle which you most likely don't get after the first three courtesy quarters come out.

[EMOTIONALLOGICABLE]

Letterman, my guess is that General Motors is going into Bankruptcy because your guest will not give them any of his $ 50,000,000,000 nest egg and all of his liquid assets are used as collateral in case any of his apprentice guests sue for wrongful termination from his architectural projects. First "Your Fired" then the liquid assets get debited from the petty cash fund.

[EMOTIONALLOGICABLE]

No Letterman, those clandestine casinos are in Las Vegas, not in Atlantic City. It is legal over there in Nevada, not in New Jersey.

[HighCardWins]

Trump wanted to jump over Dave's desk and straggle him.

[jimmbo13]

I have a lot of respect for Trump...He earns money with brains rather than looks.

[SHYBONER]

I WILL POOP IN HIS HAIR...

[EvolvedParadigm]

lol "i know it's not a hairpiece, but i have no idea what it is!"

[hateelz3ab]

i like this man

[lcvd1]

I like Trump. He's a man of vision. Letterman was funny about the hair thing. About that: Men who lose their hair are stupid to thing a product is going to restore their hair. If that was the case, wouldn't Trump stop doing a comb-over on his? The man could buy the maker's of Rogain for himself if he wanted to. That's stuff doesn't work. And hair transplants will leave you with patches of hair as years go buy and you bald a different area that previously had hair.

[pipoelguitarrista]

Trump is an idiot uglier and fatter than Rosie O´Donnell.

His life is only money, by the side a Doll (he has not a wife, only dolls for decoration)

[oldguitardude]

the last one was hillarious! LOL!

[kingjappyjoe]

in-da-stry trump is a g

[weeks630]

pretty sad how some people judge a mans success by how much money he has, and over look the way he acts..

[adnjigo]

but the amount of money you make tends to be a good indication of success..explain how you can judge success by the way someoone acts? How?

[bigwillisawesome]

thats a mean combover

[trippinguptrump]

Type in Tripping Up Trump!

See what he is up to in Scoland.

[trippinguptrump]

Type in Tripping up Trump on Youtube!

[invader545]

No.

[ytzuigt]

he's right; Obama will heavily regret giving billions and billions to GM, a motor company who had all the resources to work but clearly showed that in the last decades they just can't compete with european and asian cars. It's a dead company; how will they ever make that money back? their cars suck!

in a couple of years the same situation will come again;

this whole thing will probably go down as (one of) Obama's big blunder(s)

[MrFuckyoucunt]

That "thing" on top of his head, is a dead rat. Donald Trump makes Madoff look good!

The man never takes responsibility for his failures.

[tosb38]

what failure?

[MrMrPanPan]

Failures? That man has more success than either of us will ever be able to comprehend.

[AIMANALI]

@MrFuckyoucunt PERFECT...he actually thinks that people believe him

[rocaho001]

@MrFuckyoucunt yea but he doesn't run a ponzi scheme you moron

[utube9000]

No, you are 100% wrong. Madoff was a CRIMINAL, Trump is not.

Madoff blatantly lied to investors and STOLE billions. Trump didn't steal from anyone. Trump clearly states that he OFFERED TO BUY THE CASINOS from the investors. But the INVESTORS (not Trump) decided to declare bankruptcy instead (which is perfectly legal)

So you are 100% wrong - but that's not very surprising. I wouldn't expect someone named "MrFuckyoucunt" to understand the business world.

[hochy0lora]

bah

[VariedInterest]

What a slime ball. The way he stares at the camera as he completely and deliberately lies about his business and his in-duh-stry.

[DiverseLA]

"In-duh-stree". Why does he say it like that?

But I guess with a networth of over 3 billion you can say it how you want.

[TheAdalaide]

Geeze Trump blinked like 90 times in less then 2 minutes..

[Mrflea14]

it means hes bullshitting

[goodgal16]

he says "industry" funny

[alreltney]

Trump is a stain on the fabric of America. A real piece of shit and a testament to how you can fuck a lot of people and put it in your pocket no matter what kind of tornado you are.

This ugly pathetic piece of shit shouldn't be on TV and those of you that support this piece of shit need to have your pathetic no-life asses kicked. Stupid fucks.

[cyberwing777]

Maybe anger management class might be a good idea.

[ebs1685]

I think Trump University offers anger management classes!

[Raspout1981]

@ebs1685 Do they offer pimping classes ?

[jack1979x]

@ebs1685 lmaoo... ok that was funny

[DiverseLA]

You seem pretty angry. Like you're jealous of his success.

[alreltney]

No, I am amazed at the stupidity and ignorance of the American public, just as I was in 04 when this pussy , coward hypocrite country elected Bush for a second term.

Trump should be exposed for what he is, a piece of shit that blows moron's 401K's to hell when he goes bankrupt, then he just goes on to the next gamble. He is no genius, he is just a self centered fucking asshole that probably needs to join Anna Nicole Smith. Hell possibly you may to too. Fuck off

[DiverseLA]

Yep. You're angry. And now you're angry towards me to the point of wishing me death/harm.

It's clear you have serious anger management issues, and I suggest you check yourself in to your local mental facility to deal with your problems. Help is only one phone call away. Make the right choice.

[DiverseLA]

LOL! You're angry. How does it feel to be pissed off at people that do not know you, don't care about you, and make more money than you?

[hdp26]

Try to loop 1:13 over and over he goes polca

And another thing i love when rich snob peeps try to do an analogy and go: it's like....hmmmm and they neither feel mentally capable or just they feel like the effort is too much, and they go with some awesome, incredible, or whatever random crap that doesnt mean nothing at all

, it's like incredible

[KurtVachon]

He needs to stop breaking the 4th wall.

[gorydana]

He should just say he failed. donald trump failed, just like all his marriages.

[simpsongzr]

His marriages didn't fail by fault.

He simply trades in the old for the newer models.LOLL!

[dubadudu1]

So am I

[GeoVerbose]

Card-counting pounds them

[mj4ever001]

what a jerk!!!

[kingofhearts7676]

your a fucking jerk

[sclogse1]

Dean Martin used to get in lines in Vegas, and put his hands in his pants pockets and mumble aloud..."Plums!" Where did these plums come from?"

[otg2007]

file for bankruptcy and send all your creditors broke. great advice, NOT. asshole like trump cause a lot of small businesses to go broke with that attitude.

[Leadwerks]

Trump borrowed 40 million from his parents to start, interest-free. How could anyone fail with that start?

[hansjalv]

"... I started with two empty hands, working my fingers to the bone to try to make ends meet ... and then my father died and left me $ 100 000 000 in his will.."

[sclogse1]

James Brown....and what's his face with the Harem pants "Can't Touch This"....and oh, don't forget...congress.

[mrob611]

Donald Trump is a pimp. He contributes very little to society. He is an ego maniac that is concerned only with amassing wealth. He has turned bankruptcy into an art form. Howard Hughes was a hero by comparison. Despite battling catastrophic mental illness, he won a congressional gold metal for advancements in aviation which brought much recognition to the USA. If there was a medal for self absorption and achieving recognition for yourself...Trump would be the unanimous winner!

[sclogse1]

Howard Hughes money continues to support things like stem Cell research...especially during the Bush admin. Real heroes...real class. Public funding not available...so they did it with Hughes dough.

[08Suburban]

Wah, the industry is down. That explains the lack of money for a decent haircut.

[elevationnnnnn]

Why is CBS hosting videos on YouTube?

[youtooberr]

...to show people clips of their channel?

[exderz]

they done it for a long time

[elevationnnnnn]

Interesting how he keeps looking into the camera. Maybe he is used to making statements and is that sure of himself.

[hotneo7]

the big 3 US auto companies will go bankrupt soon, they spent all their money on marketing and not on R&D.

time to bleed it out and let something better take its place.

[chick5581]

Wow This video explains a lot i guess. haha Pretty cool video (= I need to work on windows movie maker and see if I could do the same thing

[terrykozak]

Enough bullshit from you whiners out there. Sure, it's big news about the bankruptcy but Donald'll be back on his feet again. He's done it before and he'll do it again. You envious little jerkoffs should get off your asses and actually do something instead of complaining. If you have such a problem with Donald Trump, why the hell were you viewing this in the first place?

[tep954]

Donald Trump is an asshole.

[jedaaa]

yeah, the prick is turning a stunning part of scotland into a fucking golf corse. people are getting kicked out there houses so his rich buddys can make more deals that fuck over poor people.

[lawliet3456]

Dave as sharp as ever! lol

[SniperKoEd2222]

donald trump

[DSForbes09]

What is with people people thinking donald trump is this and that hes not and asshole pay ur own god damn rent freak DONALD TRUMP is a genius its true what he says when ur at the top off ur game people love to mock with jelousy its funny like use below get a business or fuck up.

[RaiderHater729]

Fuck Donald Trump. Pay MY rent you piece of shit. Bail ME out. This drop of dog shit talks about "problems" he has!? Die slow motherfucker you.

[jalalalala]

white people

[Mevlevi1207]

Donald Trump is an asshole.

[Poofyponcho]

his coat is worth more than your entire families net worth... so just walk away, turn around, and walk away.. nice and easy..

[jedaaa]

but his hair is worth a punch in the balls, or its worth what i would pay for the dirt under your finger nails.

[Poofyponcho]

thank you for the compliment.

[itsaninsidething]

Only Letterman Could make such a funny topic and make it still seem boring

[reddeadlys]

yep

[mdadnan]

lmao

[1airportsignguy]

The Beatles Rooftop Concert 2/3

[1airportsignguy]

youtube "Carol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant Story"

[kerasea]

Yeah Trump had nothing to do with the bankruptcy. It was just poor management but not by him, lol . What a douchebag

[zaq147369]

but of course you must buy some new yawk steaks i mean they are so fucking juicy and i donald trump make those fuckers myself.

[jeffmay1]

Did you actually watch the clip lol, he JUST said the management is great but that the entire industry is suffering. His comment was that he is no longer involved in the running of the business, he is just a stock holder and doesn't have controlling interest anymore

[procommenter]

To usher in a New World, the Order must reduce & debase us to a level below that of rare rats & raptors.

[1airportsignguy]

laugh You Bastards!....yuotube "South Park- Cartman's Hella Funny Joke [HQ]

...

[hiroxprima]

i kinda feel bad for him lolz

[opinion56]

very successful man and some humor too,

[asefati]

yah he is full of it!

[XMaster4000]

Look at Trump going at the defensive!

First he tried to excuse himself with the current situation in the gaming sector, then he argued that he didn't run the business at all so the bankrupcy isn't his fault, then he said that it only represents "a small percentage of his net worth", and finally he goes back to the bad situation of the market, 4 excuses in less than one and a half minute.

It shows that the bankrupcy actually hurt him and he just wants to keep his businessman image afloat.

[RobertGoodFella]

1 star

[RobertGoodFella]

I hate both of these cunts

[LiquidMetalBand]

Hell yeah. Let GM go bankrupt

[TheGoombaChannel]

Of course it makes money...But after we take the skim off the top..of course it's gonna LOSE MONEY!!

Typical CASH BUSINESS!! =)

Cha Ching!! =)

Vinnie and Louie..Former Goomba Wiseguys in the witness protection program..!

[LiquidFriction]

no idea what it is rofl haha love this guy

[1airportsignguy]

youtube "Best scenes of: Team america: world police"...nice hair!!

[cdfghk]

Hilarious

[warwagonforhire]

Good for America. Plus he is right, GM should go bankrupt.

[pkscolax]

Well, has anyone thought perhaps the GM execs who guided the company into near-bankruptcy should be laid off, instead of the other 99% of the company who through no fault of their own are getting the pink slip.

[WooHooCrossStitch]

It makes me wonder if he even thinks about all the people it affects when one more of his ventures goes tits up?!! Arrogant fucker! My other half is a GM worker and we're worried as hell and the trumps off hand comment just makes me want to punch his face in!!

[IvanaGetcuharde]

I wish this was the whole episode where he was taling about how this economy is done.

[Schlagerlander]

Las Vegas will survive

[nunurox]

obama is probably gonna ban gambling

[Schlagerlander]

I think you are obambling

[nunurox]

i tihnk you are schwatrseneggering

[pkscolax]

I think you are cogdilling

[nunurox]

i think your clinoning

[zilk1968]

of course, it's own by the mob

[radaryt]

Maybe they should hand out more money, so people go back!!!!!!!!!!1

[sanitarium123123]

Online Casinos guys. Face It

[ttoale]

Very good point