Dissidia: That's what she said!

[Pokemonwing]

That's right women, Tidus can score in the dark

[EvilFangKobra91]

LOL sephiroth's getting his R@EP on o.o

[39ShadowFinder]

All i can say is wow

[HomieKnight1337]

FFX is da best

[trickso]

Final Blow.

That's a classic.

[Trinitylover202fire]

when i was watching this and Tidus said 'i can score even in the dark" i hear from my roommate 'that's the only way you can score'

[BrandonKaminari00]

Sephiroth scored at the end! XDDD

[alexokatana]

@BrandonKaminari00 lol

[SSGogito]

0:17-0:22, the fuck? XD

[KiroXHaily]

omg... can't watch this by eating noodles, 'cause I spit it out every 5 seconds...

[SteffersFavourites]

Tidus's quote... oh, so much win.

[Vichernandez13]

:megusta:

[SteffersFavourites]

Lmfao, sexual references make we want to play a video game so badly!

[shadmart]

so that's why jecht is so strong he's a pervert and he cannot deny

[shadowfire023]

Man, the music made it even better!

[axelstrueheart]

Squalls voice aroused me.

[d1ngopwns]

0:25 No way he just said that. :D

[Exist64]

i cnat laush about that, no... XD

[TailsSena]

@That last part. THE POWER OF CLIPPING AT IT'S FINEST!

[orangeblossom03]

Ouch. Laughed so hard (:P) that it hurt.

[Dice12K]

All that's missing is the obligatory "U Mad?" comment after that ending. xP

Get Hazama to do this....

speaking of which, how'd I get here from Blazblue in the first place. ._.;

[Bloodyidit]

"that is one loooong sword"

*HUH!*

[KaoruHitachiinBunny]

I'm dying, Jesus! So unnecessarily funny!

[TheUndeadharlequin]

Kefka. xD You clown.

[Rukeya89]

'No need to hold back. COME' Oh jesus christ XD

[Lukeiru]

When it got to the supernova part, I was like, "huh? How does this fit into this concept?" then I saw "The Final Blow" (with game footage) and died laughing.

[OrangeGingerSpice]

Stupendous video! Final Fantasy is beyond epic! But the title is really beyond immature.

[msg00awm92f]

色々と、軽すぎでしょう。

[sparklechild7689]

The ending O.O

[ninjaheart100]

The Final (fantasy) Blow Job

[Elyi1517]

Sephiroth wins

Fatality

Blow job

[ClericLordLeo]

k-k-kefka

[Crinxin]

That let us cross swords one, I'm laughing so hard.

[MrDeeBerry]

I had to pause in the middle of that... It was so funny it made me cry

[khfan4life365]

"That is one long sword!"

Genesis and Angeal said that too! LMAO!!!!

[ATOMICoWAFFLEo]

Tidus lmao! "I can score even in the dark"

[deathshadow2492]

This is on TV Tropes.

[pchoooooooo]

@deathshadow2492 under what trope?

[deathshadow2492]

@pchoooooooo Somewhere in the Comedy Tropes, I believe(Sorry that I couldn't find a specific Trope).

[history010101]

I laughed pretty hard throughout the intro lines, but I fell out of my chair at the "final blow" PURE GENIUS my friend!

[umkiro]

Sephiroth XD

[jorgesora]

"i'm not very good with children" and he's even doing a sexy voice! D:

[Flapjizzle69]

Sephiroth=pure win

[DarkSa1ster]

@dagger1087 Tiet means boob in Dutch

[Heyitsbecklol]

i think terra just got raped

[ZNemerald]

poor Terra..

[xShinigamiOfBlood]

lol the ending :D

the final blow xDDD hahahahahahaha

[FandeJay]

...this is SOOOOOOOOOO not right...

[KingOfDragonBahamut]

squall:i am not very good with children.

LMAO XD

[Destructivedoshi]

*nose bleeds*

[kimyman]

the gabranth ones were the best. XD

[Okamii007]

Childish, yet funny XD

[LMMEjsmith]

"I can score... even in the dark!" that's the worst, most obvious one imo.

[dagger1087]

Anyone else disagree with how they pronounce 'Zidane' in this game? It seriously bugs the crap out of me.

[belovedchaos1]

@dagger1087 Yeah I agree... It should be ZI-DANE not ZI-DAN. I think they were trying to make the translation from the Japanese version. I have the same problem with Tidus... I think it should be pronounced TY-DUS... not TI-DUS

[dagger1087]

@belovedchaos1 I agree. The -dane part should like Dane Cook. And as for Tidus, I also agree. There's another comedian named Christopher Titus, which is spelled almost the same (obviously) and it's pronounced Tie-tus. I really don't get who's idea it was to pronounce them that way, but it drives me nuts, LOL.

[YuffieDon]

@dagger1087

I think it's pronounced that way so SE's not getting any trouble with Zidane the real life soccer player. Even in Spain and France he was renamed Djidane/Yitan or something.

[ExileOfSand]

hahaha that final blow

[silverstarinthesky]

@relucifer69 DEXTERBOY FTW!!

[randomfan1]

That last one was just too much. XD

[TheCrowbar09395]

Sounds like my first time

[Concepcion30]

Who would have thought there was that much sexual innuendo for the adults that play these video games. This stuff luckily goes right over the kiddies heads. ;o

[MrVicioustiger]

This vid is freakin hilarious! XD

[GeocentricMedium]

My whole view on this game has suddenly changed.

[thunderBOOM23]

Shade1445 i know... when i herd it i was like "WHAT THE HECK??!?!? WHOS THE STUPID FANTASY MEDIEVAL NERD THAt MADE THE SCRIPT!?!?!"

[smof1]

Terra would rip Sephiroth to pieces easily.

[cutiechick999]

XDDDDD

[GenderHeart59]

I CAN SCORE, EVEN IN THE DARK!

yeah, that's something he'd say before sex

Good luck Yuna

Cuz something tells me he cant XD

[KendallSalad13]

Sephiroth-( 1:34 ) i havent had this much fun since aerith

R.I.P Aerith

[AsianGuyPerson]

You should do the last scene with Yuna in duodecium.

Yuna: Please, don't let it end...

[kirishima69]

lol @ Kefka calling Firion HOT with an ad libbed EWW xDD

[relucifer69]

Squall: i'm not very good with children......

only a real man beats up a helpless child, right squall?......

[LuvBytes07]

Now I can never look at Dissidia the same way again. This was beyond fucking hilarious. :D

[TheFunGamer94]

"Why don´t you let me control you?"

That´s.. just.. wrong...

[TheSlimeHunter]

Gabranth: no need to hold back. come!

Kuja is amused

[Solar000Knigth]

This video is soooo much win! Combined with dat chocobo theme = Priceless

[TheNikkodemus]

Kefka is hawrny.

[shagaran1]

im not good with children........LOL

[yunapaloza]

this made my day...

[iceblue1220]

This is why I like my lunchtimes. I play this.

[jacksonkids1]

wow, so mech rape quotes un-noticed. Nice job dude.

[Shade1445]

"Let us cross swords in the name of dreams"

There is no way, whoever wrote that, let that slip under their eye. xD

[MariOtaku2]

OMG!! The end!! xDDDDDDDDD

[dantenomspizza]

the final blow!

Sephiroth, that is an epic win my friend.

[Castlehair]

Some are he said

[OfficialHikari]

omg bleach english dub ichigos voise OMG 0:56

[rpgguy999]

Haha.

Poor Terra.

[SammEater]

So... I think everyone here comes from TVTROPES... wait that sounded dirty. :P

[PhantomSephiroth]

Squall is not good with children, Pedobear is dissapointed.

[SammEater]

The final... BLOW?! HAHAHAHA

Also, Tidus is just talk I bet he can't even score with all lights turned on. :P

[LutherOMight]

Sexual references!!

--

Sexual references everywhere!!! LOL

[NarakunoHana100]

@LutherOMight that's what i said. lol onion knight at 0:11

[TheErryK]

Oh my God, the end.

[FF18Cloud]

so... fighting and "intercourse" kinda mean the same thing...

[TheLuigiadrian]

THE FUNNIEST WORD FROM ALL:Guess I was that small,too.

[relucifer69]

So Squall isn't good with children? Coulda' fooled me.

Will he still put on a show if I win? XD

[bcount1]

No need to hold back....COME!!!!!

You had me at come :D

[IAmACocoonLCie]

gisigwjxhjrud... This is really scary.

[Rottagar]

Sephiroth may be an awesome villain, but he is still a rapist.

(Crisis Core reference)

[BlueKiss131]

Kuja: "Will you wag your tail for me?"

Jecht: "Nice tail, buddy."

LOL!!!! XD

[Ventus98]

The Final Blow!!!

[loveyouohka]

It took 2mins but I finally got what this was about X_ X

[LeonusStawalker]

LOL. I dont think the Cecil quote is that dirty though.

[13thReflection]

The amount of pervy lines in this game is just... sick o_O

[Typhlosionprime1]

Fanboys dream to bang terra

[Typhlosionprime1]

SIR Get yer mind outta the gutter (grapist)

[NeoMasterRex]

Damnit....its like a porn...mainly the end...O.OXDDD

[Strayed601]

This is why you don't let yaoi fangirls write your script.

[frioniel16]

"Your mouth will get you in trouble" LOL

[Endaviour]

1:00 anytime you like Terra.

[Yukimaru2100]

i laughed so hard with the "Final Blow" part XD

[SethColbor]

.......Half of these aren't even sexual remarks T_T

[FFIIInerd]

1:26 PERFECT

[DaRkXStArXFaLlEn]

Perverts

[MastaGambit]

Lal.

[frankyLoza1]

"I'm not very good with children..." LMAO X-D

[Khrene]

Sephiroth: You melt in when he hes in your mouth.

[KiroXHaily]

The Final Blow xDDDDD

[Yepimdatguy]

"I'm not very good with children."

OH MY GOD! HE EVEN SAID IT REALLY CREEPY! LMAO!

[kefka242]

Lmao the ending

[iijennylicious]

THE END ASJDGHAGHDGHDGHASD

[Sharingablood]

EPIC BLOW JOB !

[GenericName1450]

THE FINAL BLOW.

Indeed it was.

[windrixx]

THE END OMG

[ZeplinProject]

@TheLegendary2000 only a real man would beat up a helpless child

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

O.o lol the ending

[iceblue1220]

KUJA WTF!?

ZIDANE IS YOUR BROTHER!

[obitokun57]

LOL @ TIDUS AND SEPHIROTH

[renoloverxoxo]

Of course the only girl dies with her ass in the air.

[UltimateGamer600]

Kefka is the master at thats what she said

[TheTouchedIpod]

you forgot dissidia 012 when lightning goes "i got sloppy" XD

[TheRandomnessx7]

lol crossing swords

[Rampardos1337]

Kuja: Would you wag your tail, for me?

Zidane: No, pedo. >_>;

Jecht: Nice tail, buddy.

Zidane: WILL EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FRIGGEN TAIL!?

[Astrohauler]

No. They love it.

[Rampardos1337]

@Astrohauler

Zidane: Why can't I be a normal human like everyone else T_T

[hedgehoundable]

@Rampardos1337

Laguna: *yanks Zidane's tail*

Zidane: AWW COME ON!

[Rampardos1337]

@hedgehoundable

Zidane: FMT

[ckoune]

Let us cross swords in the name of dreams!

[ocarinafan2008]

perfect victory at the end. i dont care how many times sephiroth got hit, that is flawless.

[renoloverxoxo]

Did anyone else notice that Cloud of Darkness's nipples are outlined in her costume?

[Mr900daemon]

lol epic!

[Kellox17]

I can score even in the dark!

Priceless

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Kellox17

for everything else, there master card.

[SeraphicBlaze]

Awesome vid. Fav'ed.

[crazypiggy2011]

thats an osome final blow job

[crazypiggy2011]

maybe sephiroth has a long sword but cloud has a...

[viathedolorosa]

@crazypiggy2011 "big blade"?????

[crazypiggy2011]

@viathedolorosa hell yeah mofo!!!!!!!!!!!



[dilps]

Kefka+Terra epic wins!

[MsPandoR]

What is this ? I don't even ....

[Souleater835410]

"Alright time to play darts"

"K_-mart's let's have some fun"

"And um picnic wanted to let me finish"

[TailsRider]

TEH FINAL BLOW!!

[rayster02]

lol.didn't understand a thing at first

[brandpanz]

Congratulations to Exdeath for being the cleanest character in Dissidia. (but then again, nobody wants to fuck a tree, so that would explain it)

[Aqua311]

@brandpanz What about tree huggers?

[sakanaaa]

oh my god, i think gabranth had some of the best. hahaha

[MrBrownsugar85]

0:14

Gayest thing i ever heard

[Lightningtail]

0:53

Kuja... you're an adorable uke. ADMIT IT.

/flare star'd

[chucki7e]

oh my god the begining sound soooooooo wrong

[jonsandersgame]

Cloud: Stay where you belong...in my memories

Sephiroth: That's....what she said!

[fruitytuttiluigi]

"I can score even in the dark!"

I laughed harder than i should have

[MerchantGhost]

HAH!

This is good stuff, man. Thumbs up!

And Gabranth is pretty impatient, isn't he?

[TubeTAG]

"I am not in the mood!" ...Story of my life.

[MrFilmmaker92]

i get it the final "BLOW" 1:34

[Finalcrisiscore349]

i believe the word is rape.

[Dumpstermuffin1]

"I want to control you" wow everyone wants to get into Terras pants

[ladycordelia17]

@Dumpstermuffin1 - I'm in the middle of writing a fan-fiction for Dissidia where at one point Sephiroth seduces Terra, and Kefka blasts them both with his Light of Judgment.

[terraventusaqua123]

I think I wet myself from laughter when I saw that "Final Blow"

[cooldog2168]

that is one loooong sword

[Jarramishere]

Don't hold back! COME!