Dilbert Cartoon 02X01 - The Gift - part 1/3

[turtlehidesaway]

what's dilbert going to get into next?

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

I think through the ages of 12 - 15 all I wantecwas Seven of Nine, I would have loved an alarm clock of her

[coolguy2829]

fail mailman got burned

[vart131]

HELP I CANT SWIM!

your not drowning your just burined under a bunch of catlogs

then er-HELP I CANT READ!

so funny

[woollybully100]

they're making a dilbert movie?

[knucklescapricorn31]

"Then how do I turn you off?"

"Oh believe me I am plenty turned off right now"

Lol that alarm clock has sass :P

[jpheitman]

lol @ 5:40 - Budget cuts! XD

[MadvilleDynasty1]

Yo,thisisdonaemorrowmorrowmorr­owrenownyoutubecritic - Who wants to try to name the characters thatre represented by dinosaurs? I see Alice Wally Dilbert Boss Loud Howard Ratbert - the red one Asok - the purple one Dick - the triceratops n idk the monster w the shoes on but i think hes a character. Anyone see anyone else?

[00andJoe]

@MadvilleDynasty1 The one with the shoes is Bob the Dinosaur.

[vegiluvsvball]

@MadvilleDynasty1 The one with the shoes on is Bob the dinosaur. He lives in Dilbert's house. We see him a few times in the first season

[ChopMax2]

Haha! Refrence to the comic when they show the all you can eat.

[SollyM42]

wish they bought this back i guess its to smart for everyone

[ReadyAimDuck]

"Then er- HELP, I CAN'T READ!"

Made me lol. :']

[StrummingSparrow]

all the openings in dilbert are brilliant.

[patu8010]

Now he's suddenly afraid of the mall? I think he just recently chased that Dick there.

[srkh28]

BRILLIANT!! what an intro!

[MrBifocles]

This my ish dilbert bitches

[amazingonion]

You think his dad is the actually the garbage man?

[jmaan3]

Stop and we'll shoot lol love that

[jamzilla960]

his dad looks like the garbage man

[DarkChildMuzik]

STOP AND WE'LL SHOOT! LMFAO I can't get over that!!!!

But what's up with his dad? He like what, ate too much and had a heart attack? LMBO.

[JAROSLAVAGINA]

lol clock tease

[biobiobio777]

Stop or you'll shoot ??? lol

[philbateman1989]

Kid Dilbert is cute!

[Remoniq]

I stil looking for a "all you can eat" in my own country.

[THiNGYBOBinc]

So Dilbert had the same voice even when he was 5?

[insert comment here]

[TheToggle97]

because its awesome

[johncisney15]

Does anyone know why Dilbert's tie is curled up like that?

[wingweaver84]

@johncisney15 It was straight until he lost his virginity.

[johncisney15]

@wingweaver84 I find it hard to believe that dibert could have possibly lost his virginity :/

[wingweaver84]

@johncisney15 So do I but apparently that came from Scott Adams himself.

[johncisney15]

@wingweaver84  ?

[b3nd3r370]

hold your fire there running

[crazymcfobo]

I have every episode on DVD, and it is still fun to watch.

[johncisney15]

@crazymcfobo Can you tell me where you can buy them on DVD? I didn't even know they were on TV until I saw them on youtube and read the comments :/

[danhabsfan9]

should have stuck with the dogbert alarm.

[Garrador]

i love ratbertttttttt ^^

[guatafu]

No wonder i love the opening so much, it was composed by danny elfman. The same guy that composes the music for most of tim burton's movies like Nightmare before christmas and charlie and the chocolate factory.

[SatyrLOL]

For the sake of being pretentious.. didn't Dilbert go into the mall for Dogbert day? (Thanks for the uploads btw :) )

[jamesaellis]

why has part 2 been taken of and not part 1. madness.

[Todundmordschlag]

can you plz upload the other parts? :)

[jamesaellis]

@Todundmordschlag yes trying find part 2 as well.

[24NerF]

Seven of nine alarm lmao, i gotta get one of those, all engineers need one!!!

[DontcallmeFrenchy]

@24NerF

"Clock tease." Hee!

[vodkaeau]

why did they cancel this show. They need to pull a family guy and bring it back!

[altorki]

@vodkaeau LOL! better pull off the simpsons, new episodes sucks so much.

[GaudyMarko]

dilbert's childhood memory reminds me of the part of Heavy Rain where you lose your kid and get hit by a car

[DemoneyesKyo013]

Best story for why your afraid of something ever

[anonomousify]

love it

[bigbeautyfull]

all you can eat? we'll see about that.

[ekmad]

Jeri Ryan is hot

[EpicsFantasy]

lol omg, this intro reminds me of invader zim's intro for osme reason XD

[evildevil619]

How is the dilbert theme song called, if it is one?

[ObeyQueenLilabar]

Jeri Ryan is an unbelievably brilliant actress! Seriously

[ChaoPrince]

Dilbert's traumatic mall story made me sad.

[henriquinho84]

Dogbert is identical to Dick Cheney!

[snapper842002]

lmao clock tease

[HWGuyEG]

@myfreepaysite1

I love how the content before the intro of a Dilbert episode is better than what the most popular 45 min shows have.

[HeartBombChelle]

I hate it when people bash shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons because it makes them feel "intelligent" Everyone has their own individual taste. Comedy isn't one-sided.

Just because YOU dislike a certain show ie: Family Guy that doesn't mean it's garbage or that anyone that does enjoy it has a bad sense of humor. It simply means your taste differs. There's nothing wrong with that.

What IS garbage is that there are so many shows out there that go unappreciated.

[radiofiendify]

The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Dilbert, Beavis and Butthead, Daria and Monkey Dust-these surely have to qualify as the best animated adult series of all time [Monkey Dust is an English animated series which I'm not sure a lot of people have heard about but if, you want to, look it up-its brilliant]

[Archedgar]

I agree with those except South Park, South Park is garbage.

[JazzyJonas]

South Park is decent, but it's nowhere near Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead or Dilbert. It's a damn shame this show isn't more popular!

[Archedgar]

LOL the first 26 seconds of this video are the greatest 26 seconds of any TV show.

...

[radiofiendify]

If you're a fan of Dilbert and Star Trek Voyager, it most certainly is:)

[Ardenwolfe]

@Archedgar Completely agree. ;)

[nUaSvAy]

Best animated show around. If you say family guy or simpsons is better, whatever. Family Guy is all crude humor, but simpsons is alright.

[KKM121]

I would rank South Park and Dilbert highest, then Family Guy, then the Simpsons

[MrTvoreo]

That too is also futile - class 7 of 9 joke

[Krisspychiken]

one of the smartest cartoons out imo.. shame they only had a short run

ps. Tom Kenny - voices of asok and ratbert ... and spongebob

[UJSupanova]

yeh, and Daniel Stern - voice of Dilbert was Marv in Home Alone.

[arcanespearman]

@Krisspychiken True enough isn't it? I wonder why they ended this? I enjoyed it when it was out, it couldn't have been that unpopular.

[WolfClant]

@Krisspychiken and carl from jhony bravo... i think

[Verhoeven1980]

@Krisspychiken

And Bob Bastard!

[11FrenchFry]

i love dogbert

[ISDP1337]

This. Show. Is. Awesome.

[raphaelv8]

Clock Tease

ROFL

[KikiStrike78]

When Little Dilbert is in the mall screaming " daddy " he sounds kind of like Stewie... or is it just me?

[idolhands616]

it really is just you... dont hear stewie at all... did try...

[mikebrightman]

ratbert sounds like spongebob

[julesmaester]

I really wish Catbert would feature more.

[arro253]

Little Dilbert is so cute ... :-)

[demiplat]

is it just me or does dilbert's dad look like the garbage man

[CharismaticShredder]

i like that little dog

[Fayevarley1988]

Tom Kenny is Ratberts voice, he is also the voice of spongebob squarepants :) x

[mikebrightman]

w00t

[obiwanobiwan13]

Dilbert never got a fair chance... the strip was and is witty, and that same wit and satire is all here...

[kidkhorne]

ya but let's face it, our society as a whole isn't always big on wit and intelligence. not when they have 'talent' like will farrell to keep entertained...

[VinceKato]

now I notice, ratbert sounds alot like spongebob

[austinlyle0]

5:41 is it just me or does the drawing look different?

[EB88]

LOL yes the background is completely different at 5:46

[spooteronicus]

look at the position of the cups and the positions of Alice, Wally an Asok, the background is a different camera angle shot from the opposite side of the table ... At least that's the story I'm sticking to ... LOL ;-)

[EB88]

Oh yeah it might just be from a different angle but hey Wally's coffee stain is gone!

[spooteronicus]

LOL, you're right, at 5:40 ...

[spooteronicus]

then it's back again at 5:48 ... nice ;-)

[spooteronicus]

and the microwave at 5:42

[vtjakiela]

lol they even wore the KBG hats.

[FitoSaav]

Do you mean Tom Kenny?

[ziggytim]

all most of us have to get us through the day is knowing that we're slightly better than somebody else.

[violentstatistics]

lmfao clocktease xD

[schlud76]

same actor. he also plays spongebob

[kittendeathsquad]

proably the most useless and inept cops ive ever seen were in this episode.

[BOBMagasinet]

Dilbert pushing the catalogs, Ratbert: Help i can't swim!

Dilbert: You're not going to drown, you are not going to drown, your just covered with catalogs.

Ratbert: Then Help i can't read! :-D

[animefan809]

lol "stop and we'll shoot"....id run XD

[ottselguy]

LOL at dogbert tormenting the mailman. I got try that one!

[JiMxtreme]

"What's the point of an office friendship if you don't expose each others weaknesses and then ridicule them?"

XD best quote ever!! =D

[mikemanyeah]

The mall thing happened 2 me so many times, i would fiht free, and run off then in 5 mins be like. Mum? where are you!?

[ottselguy]

SADLY Little dilbert's experience in the mall is how alot of adults act towards little kids who are lost... loud... and thats scary to a friggen 5 yearold. everyones a damn giant when your 5. I feel so sorry for little dilbert....

[ottselguy]

I still fell sorry for little dilbert when the flashback shows.. that SAME thing happened to me when I was a little kid.... Only my father didnt stay at the mall. I ran into the arcade and hid (adults are terrafying to a 5year old!!! and there yelling never helps) and my dad found me "I knew you liked machines son" was all he said when I asked how he found me...... atleast dilbert gets solice with his dad at the end of this episode.... Ill just shut the hell up now......

[interpolluter29]

I still try to read more of thier comics.

[FitoSaav]

Dilmom.......Dadbert? :O

[joelpi47]

It's Dildad. It says so in one of the dilbert books

[cartoonlover2326]

Cartoon Cops are always funny.

[ottselguy]

OH GOD THE COPS.. HAHAHAHAHAH

[FenristheRedWolf]

"Clock tease." Almost as funny as "poor clucker."

[CommanderLightning]

That's because the equipment is from the Soviet Union's Комитет государственной безопасности.

[RiseOfAxle]

best clock ever

[burningpig102]

Lol his clock "Seven of Nine", a borg character from the crew of the Voyager from the show Star Trek: Voyager. Yes i'm a nerd what of it?

[Feanorth]

welcome in this nerd's crew dude :)

[burningpig102]

I always wanted to be in it! ^_^

[dodomastercz]

Jeri Ryan = TASTYYY

[bobbybobbinson]

That clock thing was hilarious

[06the1sttruth08]

HAHAHAHA

"Believe me I'm plenty turned off right now."

[foleyflow]

hahaha

[Gwainafair]

"We're saving a fortune on heating bills!"

LOL, Good ol' Dilbert.

[austinlyle0]

pause at 5:41 its like the drawing got all weird for a second.

[Aleks251]

lol the alarm clock

[pen1232]

where do u watch this on tv?... or is it to old?

[sabombardonist]

7 of 9... This show became infinitely more awesome with the power of Star Trek.

[masterjon3]

"clock tease" hilarious

[Balletrat96]

the foriegn dude reminds me of Fez from that 70's show.

[camel789000]

this episode reminds me of a simpsons episode where homer tries to eat all he can eat this episode is kinda sad anyways but i still enjoy it

[905rocks]

what happen to this show

why did it go off the air

[SirPaladin]

It aired on UPN; that's practically a death sentence all by itself. But truthfully, poor ratings and minimal reaction.

[n4pL1k3]

nice thanks for posting this great show :D

[daguy48]

I'm actually gonna try and make a star trek alarm clock.

[DilbertCartoonZ]

let us know if you make it :D

[CommanderLightning]

(to daguy48) [jeering] Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssss...

[esinilhan]

@daguy48 i would certainly pay for it

[roopdaug]

y did they hav to stop it? :(

[MarinoVargas]

hahahaha this is the clock chapter cool

[kaushikpaddy]

u friggin rule!

[HitWithFish]

dilbert is the god of win!

[kwpag]

Sweet season two, you awsome man this shows great

[DilbertCartoonZ]

yeah it is ;)

[gelluper]

That's a freaky alarm clock

[Thefriendlybaron]

sweet!

[underlog]

Glad you're back :) Keep 'em coming.

[urmomroxmysox09]

lol

i love dilbert

it has so much sarcastic humor

[SirPaladin]

Is that actually the voice of Jeri Ryan?

[frymahhide1982]

Yes, that is really Jeri Ryan.

[kazic284]

I knew that was actually her voice! Wonder how they got her to do that gig, lol.