Façade - Melon Explained!

[werttrew121]

Is it because of the fact that Trip cheated on Grace?

[oldthinkertube]

@werttrew121 As it turns out, this habit far predates Trip's affair with Maria, whom we have detained and examined only to find that she is a pre-op transvestite, with no melons at all.

[werttrew121]

@oldthinkertube Wow.



[megahylian72]

@oldthinkertube Sorry, I watched this on my iPad when I mention Kha, so I didn't see the popup

[oldthinkertube]

@megahylian72 Quite alright, mate. Thanks for wanting to help! ;)

[megahylian72]

Caw=Kha

[oldthinkertube]

@megahylian72 Please click the annotation in the bottom corner to tell us it is Kha.

[Hellscrap3r]

@scorpiasiscool Yeah, I saw that. That sudden weird noise and the angry expressions they had freaked me the hell out.

[legomovieman94]

"Attempt to casually slip mentions of mammarian slang into conversation"

"tit"

XD

[AhoyWarschawa1389]

Omg the look on his face. Scary as hell lol

[raviool]

"knockers"

*trip looks to the door*

[Seijitsu0]

Casually slip, eh? Yeah bro, that was REAL casual... I know aspies who are more subtle.

[oldthinkertube]

@Seijitsu0 I was very nervous at the time.

[Seijitsu0]

@oldthinkertube Just messin' with ya, bro, by pokin' a little fun at ya.

[BADASSMANDO]

@Seijitsu0 Psssssst

He was too.

[oldthinkertube]

@BADASSMANDO ;)

[oldthinkertube]

@Seijitsu0 Ya man I totally get ya. Was rollin' with it too. ;)

[ky13harbor]

Caw= "god" He says that a lot.

[SedrickProductions]

Why is this so creepy?

[oldthinkertube]

@SedrickProductions Because of poor sound editing.

[TimberwolfEmmyProduc]

I said "melon" twice in a row and didn't get kicked out. O.o

Just awkward laughing and coughing.

Then I said something else that was actually inappropriate and was booted. :D

[oldthinkertube]

@TimberwolfEmmyProduc Yeah it's kind of random about how many "strikes" they will give you. Some people believe it's always three, but I've been kicked out plenty of times on the first bad word. :)

[957Ninja]

Lol love the music when you said tit

[oldthinkertube]

@957Ninja Ha me too, love that song! :)

[LEDanimator]

"knockers"

Trip: ...o-o...>->...o-o...>:U

[Maxaxle]

0:38 "cantalope" "See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating, it's fine!"

[Exccentrous1]

No wonder their marriage is so awful.

[CrystalClerBLUE45]

HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MARIA OMG

[1Meepman]

I get kicked out by saying "Melon seller" replay saying how you get kicked out. :D

[SirDakkalot]

MY PARENTS WERE KILLED BY BREASTS YOU SON OF A BITCH

[oldthinkertube]

@SirDakkalot What a sweet way to go though.

[ZetaNeubourn]

*checks Skype* ...Oh, I'm not logged in. :u Must be the video. :B

I love the music when you say "tit". They change of expression out of no where on both of them. |D

[oldthinkertube]

@ZetaNeubourn Thanks much!  Ha sorry about the skype.

[oldthinkertube]

@SPLEEFKING Please click the annotation in the bottom corner to tell us it is Kha.

[Lag4Dead2]

We all know the truth behind melon, but fan-theories are just too funny.

[SPLEEFKING]

caw is spelled kha and its a name choice

[oldthinkertube]

@LOLzTownOfficial Please click the annotation in the bottom corner to tell us who Kha is.

[LOLzTownOfficial]

"Kha" is one of the names you can choose from in the beginning. Either way I find this hilarious.

[retsamgod]

Grace: Hi, how are you! It's been such a long ti-

Caw: Tit.

Grace: >:(

[punkrose1225]

2:14

Me: OH CRAP, THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

[Maj2bros]

When Grace frowned it scared the living shit outta me! I like jumped!

[Maj2bros]

2:14 creeeeepy!

[KrazKate]

Wait, I don't think CAW is a name you can choose..? Who the hell is Caw?

[Sweetumsh]

"tit"

that was casual as HELL

[MikuMikuDouga523]

Oh shit. When Grace frowned like that, I swear I almost pissed myself.

[himeko42ai]

Trip is just sore because Grace isn't putting out. We all know that's what's going on.

[oldthinkertube]

@himeko42ai Possibly, although Trip does make quite frequent and vigorous use of the Festive Artificial Phallus (FAP) that we planted in the apartment. We presume that has kept him reasonably satisfied, as our microphones haven't picked up any sexual propositions to Grace. Handily, the built-in rectal thermometer in the FAP has lots of occasions to send readings.

[x0ThePlayerOfGames0x]

@oldthinkertube FAP? fap fap fap fap fap fap

[oldthinkertube]

@x0ThePlayerOfGames0x Yep. I have to credit @leon2550 for originally pointing out the acronym. ;)

[Bizzeplayn]

omg, LOL. i love oldthinkers feeds. too damn funny XD

[oldthinkertube]

@Bizzeplayn Thanks!! ;)

[motherFUKKERmason]

I love their face when they're shocked. It always cracks me up.

[PurplePhoenix95]

2:17 I thought they were going to kill you... 0_0

[guitar45rocks5]

"Melon" is slang for "breast".

[oldthinkertube]

@guitar45rocks5 Holy crap are you sure? I never even thought of that! LOL that might explain the whole thing!

[zimithrus1]

The music near the end just kinda scared me O_O

[deathcon300]

if you tell grace "i like the way your tits hang" to grace she doesnt react other than to laugh

[DrinkmyJarate]

I always get kind of scared when ever grace and trip make the "Ok I think you should leave" face it just freak the fuck out of me 0.0

[ArcticFoxKit]

Fun fact, you can get away with saying penis. I watched a video where somebody said something like, "We can have more penis!" and then looked shocked, but they then typed, "Just kidding" and they laughed nervously.

[oldthinkertube]

@ArcticFoxKit Yup, you can get away with most anything once or even twice, depending on random luck at just that moment. Check out BarryDennen12's vid called "Façade - Where's my DRINK". At 1:28, he flat out says "fuck you" to Trip & totally gets away with it. :)

[Franleidoscope]

@oldthinkertube I don't understand, I was being super polite when Trip was ushering me in, saying, "Hey whore." and he had a disgusted face and shut the door without saying anything else.

[oldthinkertube]

@Franleidoscope Jeez he's so sensitive! Possibly you had the game set on Nightmare difficulty mode. I have a vid on my channel about that. ;)

[fuckinlolipop]

Its not Caw it's Kha, it's one of the names you may select to use.

[oldthinkertube]

@fuckinlolipop Please click the annotation along the bottom to register your Kha contribution.

[GeneralCane]

1:30 - I love his D: face.

[KuchingZaz]

no wonder he hates it everytime we said melon

[kensley94]

man this shit creepy XD especially with the music.

[Elephantintheroom01]

Its a good thing we havent chosen to give computers personalities yet otherwise i'd end up on the front door step every night like fred flintstone.

[oldthinkertube]

@Elephantintheroom01 Ha, trying to picture the Singularity done Flintstones style.

[immortalforever123]

Kha not caw

[oldthinkertube]

@immortalforever123 Please click the annotation along the bottom to register your Kha contribution.

[Phadf]

- Cantaloupe

- See Grace? No one has a problem with your decorating

wtf

[quingermanfrog]

tit :0 kah i; going to hump you

[guilelessnocturne]

OH MY LORD THE MUSIC CUES + EXPRESSIONS. BY THE GODS, THAT IS AMAZING! [dying]

[JeremyRichardsonFTW]

Trip is Cartman trying to say Kyle. XD

[MoffittTheX]

I think it's failing to get the proper name. There is a name you can pick called 'Kha'.

[oldthinkertube]

@MoffittTheX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A JOKE

[Lonnie23345]

Anyone else slightly disturbed by the music?

[orly444]

Basically lost it at 2:16 when the new music cued in with their facial expressions.

[Skylovesyoufool]

I thought that skype sound was my skype x'D

[insane247]

lol its so funny the face they get when u say "melon" and u get kicked out! bahahaha!

[lichkinghell]

game needs work trips gay and flirt with his wife

[Mister86Productions]

Trip's gay.

[kitkatdogyou]

'Casually slip words into conversation'

'Tit'

VERY casual XD

[MartoftheWall]

The music gets scary when he says tit

[jdiger101]

it isn't "Caw" There is a name in there spelled "Kha". He might bug when the word Melon comes out and call you Kha.

[oldthinkertube]

@jdiger101 I do not understand. Can you please explain further?

[jdiger101]

@oldthinkertube isn't much to explain. Maybe the creators think Melon is bad in general and don't want that word. It might just get a glitch in him and calls you Kha.

[Got2LuvMusic2]

@oldthinkertube In the beginning of the game, you can choose the name for your character. One of the names is Kha, but it sounds like Caw. So, when trip says Caw, he's actually saying Kha, which is your characters name.

[oldthinkertube]

@Got2LuvMusic2 Sorry, still not sinking in.  What game?

[HolyCrapTV]

@oldthinkertube

The AI Voice for trip bugs when you say "melon"

causing him to say "Kha" or "Caw"

kha is one of the choices for your name when you begin

[oldthinkertube]

@HolyCrapTV, @Dimentio63 Soooooo, whatever your name is otherwise, saying "melon" causes a software error that forces him to use the wrong name?

[HolyCrapTV]

@oldthinkertube yes.

[Dimentio63]

@oldthinkertube in the opening sequence, one of the character names is 'Kha'. Sometimes the game glitches out and he might call you Kha when you say the word Melon. I hope this helped :D

[WannabeALLT]

1:21 thought it was my skype XD

[oldthinkertube]

@WannabeALLT Sorry about that. Rushed and sloppy sound editing. ;)

[derekde2]

@WannabeALLT

I check it too xD

[KinevAsaic]

Fascinating. I'd be quite intrigued to uncover further and similar odd responses to the average unremarkable words and phrases in which our friend Trip exhibits such erratic behaviour. This is quite an extraordinary study you've concocted and I would very much like you to resume such quests for knowledge in this area of "Facade behaviour" and relating them to us in like manner of video. Cheers my good man.

....Seriously, me want more of these! :D

[oldthinkertube]

@KinevAsaic Thanks for the kind vote of confidence!  We at the Enrichment Center appreciate very much the great level of public interest, in hopes that it will help spur our superPAC to elevate us to a prime funding tier.

[hsagate]

last time i watched LOTR, melon means friend

lol

[oldthinkertube]

@hsagate Part of our therapy sessions with Trip have indeed included a viewing of that scene outside the secret entrance to Khazad-dum (Moria). As expected, Trip's immediate reaction when it leaves Gandalf's lips was consistently to grab the audio/visual cart and attempt to drag it out the door.

[tf2freak23]

@hsagate *mellon

[TheNQSclan]

Me opens door "Tit" closes door xD

[SMKears519]

@oldthinkertube Sadly, I don't actually have Facade- I just love the videos. If you have the time and rhino hearding ability, you can totally go ahead and try it out yourself, though :)

[fluffyglobz]

It's not "Caw", it's "Kha". One of the names you can select is "Kha".

[oldthinkertube]

@fluffyglobz Sorry, I've no idea what you're talking about. Can you please clarify?

[BlazeTheCatFan1995]

@oldthinkertube Before starting the ..."Drama", you can select a name, right? One of the options is Kah.

[oldthinkertube]

@BlazeTheCatFan1995 Sorry, I still don't understand. My name is Dr. Otto Tröhl, and I've never selected to introduce myself to Trip as Kha or Caw. Why would I do that? Trip had no trouble addressing me as "Dr. Tröhl" until he heard the trigger word.

[sozamaria]

@BlazeTheCatFan1995 hes clearly joking around

[BlazeTheCatFan1995]

@sozamaria I feel trolled xD

[oldthinkertube]

@BlazeTheCatFan1995 Tröhled, Otto Tröhled.

[TwiIight0ne]

The only important rule of this game: Never, EVER, talk about melons. Don't ask for melon juice to drink. Don't ask for melons in Italy. Don't compliment Grace's melons.

[oldthinkertube]

@TwiIight0ne Right, so then the problem is how can you win the game if you can't compliment Grace's melons? Especially when she's clearly fishing for it in that top.

[AtomosKalumet]

That intense music appearing when they got angry near the end made it seem like Trip & Grace would murder Caw slowly & painfully! The last several seconds creeped me out!

[oldthinkertube]

@AtomosKalumet Thanks mate. It seemed mood-appropriate.  :)

[JDster4ever]

apparently it was the abort word for the game, to test reactions

[oldthinkertube]

@JDster4ever Very good possibility. They seemingly embedded a lot of arbitrary triggers in there. Check out a vid called "More arbitrary ways to get kicked out in Facade" by a youtuber called "NuclearChauffeur". :)

[SMKears519]

@oldthinkertube My imgagination says that if he doesn't kick Mr. Melon out, and the universe somehow defys it's own physics, hilarity levels would fulctuate wildly all across Puerto Rico. Those poor, poor Puerto Ricans would expeirence fits of uncontrollable rage-laughs for a video they never even watched ... Of course, Peurto Rican laughter is a relatively victimless crime- so if you're up for that (or, like you said, everything in existance exploding), go for it :)

[oldthinkertube]

@SMKears519 LOL! Hats off to you. Please feel free to take the lead on that experiment & post your results vid as a reply. The Trip study is by all means a cloud-based project.

[UberNinDude]

Cah

[SMKears519]

What would happen if your name was melon? 

[oldthinkertube]

@SMKears519 Interesting thought experiment. Would Trip throw himself out for greeting you, or would the universe simply explode?

[tt305]

Thumbs up if you thought it was youre own skype at 1:21

[AtheismCentral]

2:17

I was scared. Don't fucking mention tits in front of trip or they will go tribal on your ass.

[tigerkidtre]

@AtheismCentral

I know right! this video is so creepy with that music LOL O_O;;

[AtheismCentral]

@tigerkidtre like some sort of horror movie

[AtheismCentral]

"cantaloupe"

Trip: "See grace, no one has a problem with your decorating!"

(facepalm)

[martinsbanaks12]

thumbs up if u checked ur skype at 1:21

[gmodfan11]

...melon.

[spritekipz01]

well that explains it!

[spritekipz01]

well that explains it!

[Oh2NE1]

I wish they'd remake this game, that needs to happen before I die -____-

[oldthinkertube]

@Oh2NE1 I agree! I'm not holding my breath on it though.

[SpaghettiToaster]

@Oh2NE1

NO, it´s good how it is.

It shouldn´t be less ridiculous, it´s awesome and lulzy as it is!

[monkeymutants]

Kha is your name stupid.

[oldthinkertube]

@monkeymutants Sorry I don't understand. Can you explain?

[SavageArms357]

@oldthinkertube At 1:40 you wrote "And who the heck is Caw?"

Caw (Kha?) Is the name of your character.

[JKOROX]

@SavageArms357 trip and the bitch say it "caw" but his name is "kha"

[oldthinkertube]

@JKOROX; @SavageArms357; @monkeymutants Sorry guys, I appreciate that you'd like to apply additional Freudian theory to the project, but it is Trip who suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder, not I. During my interactions with Trip, both at his home and in our center, I continually make him aware of my name (Dr. Otto Tröhl). All tests and interviews are monitored, and so we'd have record if I myself displayed D.I.D. symptoms by suddenly calling myself Kha or Caw. Hah! Most diverting. :)

[rafa3lico]

@oldthinkertube you said "who the hell is caw" i think he meant that kha is the name of your character

[oldthinkertube]

@rafa3lico Thanks! Yes, he clarified that yesterday. My response below asserts that, had I regressed into an alternate personality named Kha or Caw during my interactions with Trip, one of my peer monitors at the enrichment center would have noted it. While it's an interesting concept that the attending psychiatrist is the one with a disorder, rest assured that we have safeguards against it. :)

[zolleen]

2:33 holy shit xD

[LionelRaw]

i know trip isnt real, but whoever did the voice acting is!!!! ARGH!!!

[oldthinkertube]

@LionelRaw He's a playwright named Andy Bayiates. No idea how he landed that gig.

[timeofStigma]

strangely enough, if you simply say the word,"breast" he won't kick you out.

[oldthinkertube]

@timeofStigma You are correct. Having grown up in a rural and lowbrow setting (as he frequently and disrelishedly points out), Trip never learned the term "breast" as used in that regard. To him, it simply refers to a certain cut of chicken meat and makes him yearn for home cooking (note the heavy sigh).

[walabalabingbong]

Braveheart music :D

[oldthinkertube]

@walabalabingbong Freedooooooom!

[980username]

the name is spelled Kha now Caw...

[oldthinkertube]

@980username Sorry I don't understand. Possibly there was a typo. Can you please clarify?

[980username]

@oldthinkertube the name trip calls you is spelled Kha now Caw.. :P

[oldthinkertube]

@980username Thanks. I get the sense that you're trying to help, but I can't make sense of your sentence. Since the sense of your two cents sent the scent of nonsensical censorship, my senses were incensed with the scent of sent censor cents.

[ghostrade]

HONEYDEW FTW

[talkahuano]

Also, it ain't "caw," it's "Kha," one of the names you can choose. Pewdiepie used that name on his Facade playthroughs.

[oldthinkertube]

@talkahuano I don't get it...

[LEDanimator]

@oldthinkertube What they were saying is when you stated in the video, "Who is Caw?" they said it's actually "Kha," which is a name you can choose in the list before you start the game.

[oldthinkertube]

@LEDanimator Sorry, that still doesn't make any sense. What game?

[EvilShadowD]

@oldthinkertube

Successful troll was...successful?

[oldthinkertube]

@EvilShadowD :) Believe me, it was never meant to be one. Rather was meant to be a very obvious silly joke like the whole rest of the video. Thanks again to urbandictionary, I've found that the term for this exact phenomenon is "autotroll" (Ed Bodine's definition). I have to admit, it was impossible to resist running with it.

On the bright side, it warms the heart to see how many very helpful people are out there!

[EvilShadowD]

@oldthinkertube

Hmm...I see...

[talkahuano]

Melon juice, look it up on urbandictionary if you're 18 or older.

The censored version is that some guys think it's sexy when a girl squeezes bits of melon with her b00bs. I think that's effing weird. I'd rather eat the melon!

[oldthinkertube]

@talkahuano As a scientist, I can only say EWWWW!

[XShatterDreamX]

Lol *Knockers* Trip:".....Im gonna RAPE YOU!!!"

[Fr33f4ll3r]

@mco343 it's Kha^^

[Itsover90]

"Anyone want to go to HOOTERS?"

That's it, caw, we'll be fine, you just have to LEAVE.

"What the fuck did i say?"

[mco343]

in the beginning when you start the game it says something like choose your name or something like that

[oldthinkertube]

@mco343 Hmm sorry I still don't understand. What game?

[AToxicOrange]

@mco343 there's no game

[mco343]

dude you chose the name caw in the beginning

[oldthinkertube]

@mco343 Sorry what? No idea what you're talking about. Can you please explain?