Game Fails: Halo Reach "Driver's License = Revoked"

[lifeofwwx28kpowning]

first time behind the wheel?

[odtst]

hahahaha like, to favorites, download to atubecatcher and subscribe

[Music4downloading]

There should be a ban idiots from entering vehicles button

[HollowedCero]

wow

[TheBabySaintTBS]

Number 1-9 on your keyboard, when you press them, on the screen is a summery of the whole video.

[sneaker7147]

kid only shouldnt play m games if their voice is super frikin high cause that's just annoying xP

[DonutEatingDonut]

Someone needs to make a law where little kids can't play rated T or M games -_-....

[TheQK007]

@DonutEatingDonut can't tell if sarcasm or just an idiot. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that's sarcasm

[DonutEatingDonut]

@TheQK007 Im just joking don't worry, but you have to admit thats kinda true :P

[runescapeowns8734]

a condom advert? really?

[twisterpeter1]

He is never going to get a license.

[lhoezee1]

His man-card was also revoked

[Maione685]

Press 9 on your keyboard

[AdventureTimeHub]

press 8 for switches.

[Pretentio123]

How come there's 6 pedals if there's only 4 directions?!

[miacat3000]

Oh god. Imagining this kid in a BF3 jet. ;_;

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

@miacat3000 Jets are easier than helicopters

[Live4Gunz]

That driver has to be a blond, Asian woman related to Kat driving a warthog manufactured by Volvo.

[eggrawr1531804]

he couldn't dive cause he can't touch the pedals. theres a arrow in his knee

[BehindTheWallOfDoom]

@eggrawr1531804 Hey guess what..... Lick my butthole you son of a bitch.

[360FANMAN117]

Oh. My. God. That player may actually have a driver's license.

[travisridinger]

The sad thing, is if it hadn't have been for that blue in the banshee this video would have probably gone on for another 4 minutes

[gregiec1210]

Mustve been a woman

[ger3nj]

How does someone not know how to drive a Puma? It practically drives itself

[yumilovesinuyasha]

XD i drive horrid in a even IM not that bad. ahaha well done

[JapJackson]

@yumilovesinuyasha What the fuck kind of English are you trying to portray here?!

[yumilovesinuyasha]

@JapJackson hah? nothing was spelled wrong, what are you confused about?? I'm could have used an apostrophe but....... ????

[yumilovesinuyasha]

@yumilovesinuyasha XD nvm i see what i did lol

[yumilovesinuyasha]

@JapJackson lol I mean to say even I drive horrid in a warthog but im not that bad XD

[Naverpace]

women driviers and gamers...

[TheGoodGuy1337]

Driver's license, revoked. DUH DUH DUH!

[Shad0wb4ll]

*guy who was driving* *looks at vehicile* I really fucked up this time.

[Prototype9871]

so close...

[ItsNotDeadOfficial]

Loving Kat's new red armour

[azbazmaz1]

@ItsNotDeadOfficial And her apparent sex change...

[ODSTD56]

@ItsNotDeadOfficial Kat is on the other side you say?! BY GOD WE MIGHT WIN THIS WAR!

[rta2394]

that guy needs to get dishonorably discharged.

[iceblood263]

banshees like: ok this is to painful to watch dude this is a favor for you

[minecraftbrozzz]

this was on fails of the week

[MegaPancakesFTW]

I used to have a license like you then i took an arrow to the knee

[MineCraftDerpityDerp]

Women drivers...

[dannyg846]

so 5 guys on Red team & nobody can driver? or shoot a Turret for that matter...?

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

No, please stop with this, this is just too sad...

[TheFreak769]

WELL Kats New to The Multiplayer...

[bigz735]

WTF WTF WTF HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG YOOO DIS NIGGA DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, FUCKIN RETARD ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL WTF HE DOING TRYIN TO DRIVE DOWN STAIRS WIT A BIG ASS TRUCK HA HA HA HA HA LO LO LOL LOL

[bigz735]

@bigz735 STAIRS ARE MENT FOR LEGS DUMASS NOT WHEELS HA HA HA

[Metaknight251]

How do u honestly fail this bad when the warthog is literally, and PURPOSELY spawned on a road?

Oh, the road goes that way. Lemme just go right to the pole :D

-:l

[bigz735]

the turret guy gets angry wit the guy. so he tries to kill him wit the turret then he thought the driver had it. so he gets even more angry after 5 epic fails. so he hops off then goes to a even bigger turret and blast him wit a green energy missile

[osmark90]

*facepalm*

[SinDawg030]

Damn and I thought Kat was a bad driver

[sk8forlife519]

2601 comment!!!

[cristian100n]

1:28 = Finaly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BulletFrenzy543]

That's what it looks like when a 5 year old plays

[bob18thspartan]

Driver: I JUST GOT MAH PERMIT AH!!!!!

(Bloopers)

Driver: It's all apart from the experiance, I'm no different from any other dumbass driver.

(banshee blows up)

Driver: Hold on...Lag...Awww, BITCH!

[XDigitalDaftPunkX]

DUN DUN DUN!

[SinSinSinnyX]

Since when did Caboose join the red team?

[wisku88keneda]

Wow that guys on a whole new level of bad....

[SouthParkKicksAss155]

He may very well be Kats replacement for worst driver.

[IceOnFire223]

Worst. Driver. Ever.

[skuxxninja]

how do u fail that badly?????

[u7y8u7y8]

QWOP with cars

[RyanMoment360]

Worst Driver Ever !!!! lol



[TheGoodGuy1337]

This won first place in the Fails competition, and earned "Surprise Commentary". That's right...You can watch a version with Geoff's laugh.

[Prrreciousss]

That fuel rod did the world a favour

[UndisturbedSilence1]

Hey, don't make fun of him. He perfected 15-point turn

[JuggarJoshua]

I actually want to give that Fuel Rod wielder a firm handshake. Thank you, sir.

[partyman147]

Gingers have a

*Puts on sunglasses*

Soul.

SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[TheGoodGuy1337]

lol i just got a car add before i watched this

[CanadianBear47]

darn chines drivers grrrr ....... jkjkjk

[legoman4551]

at 1:32 listen carefully.... you can hear a quiet laugh

[17Pokemon17]

I didn't know Kat had Xbox Live

[dude2dawg]

Tobuscus:Okey,so Im gonna just get in this here warthog...from hogwarts, because I'm a wizard, and I'm gonna-oh wait, that's a pole. Get outta mah face, pole! Get outta mah fa-oh there we go! Okey, as I was saying, I'm a wizard,and I'm gonna fly over this here rai-GODDANGIT!! Stupid warthog! You a stupid! Oh boy...don't make me get outta this thing! Alright, that does it...Hey, stop shooting me!...okey, there we go! Outta my way, you nugget! Okey, so I'm gonna just back up here and-GODDANGIT!!

[StealthMusicWank]

ad at the start of this for me was for car insurance

[Duckinit12]

I think this is the biggest Fail...by far. To the guy or girl who sent this in...damn..

[DMTxBrenWuzHere]

you would have to TRY to be this bad

[EhSeattleite]

Press 9 for driver's license expiration.

[smallworldscrazy12]

But all I was trying to do was "JUMP" the railing

[n00bslay3r117]

He's almost as bad as the Halo CE marines...

[halo5k33789]

fuck the guy.... is the warthog okay

[razor2341]

This is why you should never drive to go GET your prescription windshield always let someone else drive first.

[soyelpalm]

Thank you !!!! @ 1:29



[Devildudeification]

I love how the gunner is just like. WTF!?!?!?

[coolestrulest]

lol the add before this video was a car commercial

[bananaman325]

wow! thats about as good as my real life driving!

[troyisfilming]

ah red team when will you learn?

[DragRacer174]

And I thought AI drivers were bad enough, then this guy comes along....

[jhosseiny]

I just like how he's so determined

[assissino118]

oh god,,, that guy is the king of fails. equalled by no other... except maybe caboose.

[flyboy385]

0:59 - ...well, FUCK.

[Ghoffman91]

Now we can officially say there is someone out there thats so bad at driving, they make the AI look good.

[faisalalmughirah]

worst driver ever?

[yamouth1]

Jerry is your car up a pole again? *sobs* I miss you Jessica!!!

[RagingSpartan24]

I don't get how he could survive that long in the match being that bad of a driver!

[nielsje66]

Too much fail for 1 video.. Need to rest now.

[Elijan1996]

@nielsje66 bet you didn't :P

[nielsje66]

@Elijan1996

True, you got me, I played some more;)

[gingerofwar97]

The title of the video should be called "How to drive like an asian"

[colinthenewfie]

@gingerofwar97 I wanted them to use "Some people were born to ride shotgun" but they went with that lol

[specstrategieslive]

just leave it as a turret and we'll assume its okay

[Smokecall]

Good lord...that death NEEDED to happen

[oh7mak]

i heard this with commentary originally. bnut now...im confused

[whytedevyl1993]

OW COME ON MAN JESUS LEAVE IT

[Lacard129]

Holy shit what the fuck is WRONG WITH THAT GUY!? That was horrible!

[jeffardo1]

@GrandSythe agreed, the steering wheel to this guy is what the reticule is for caboose, he doesn't know what its for.

[DaRkzVeLoCiTy]

@Pulkadrage idgi is it the trains? cause if it is, thats what a caboose really is

[link7934]

watch this video while playing Chaccaron Maccaron. fits this guy almost too perfectly

[ECsonic18]

@link7934 Honest to God, I watched this video playing Chaccaron Maccaron. IT IS HILARIOUS!!!

[MRsmoter01]

"microsoft:new DLC for halo reach a drive licence"

[Riasiru]

I'm not sure what's worse... That he honestly sucked that badly at driving... Or that it took blue THAT LONG to kill him!

[Raptorhide]

he watched to much of Joel in Horse...

[Zerox466]

FAIL!!

[DJgaming115]

IQ = a glass of water

[a4g0t3nF1ght3r]

hahahahahaaahahahahahahah

[RaymondG15]

wat rank is this guy?

[dcoy20]

Was it the rage kid trying to shove another remote up his ass, cause I really hope no one is that horrible at driving a warthog.

[Galitoni0530]

when the banshee blew him up im like, "THANK GOD"

[t3ddych3mo]

xD Asians these days

[RikuAnsem1]

and that is why video game women shouldnt drive....at all

[theirishSAS]

he drives better that me

[rookieroo24]

I love how the banshee bomb hits this guy right in the face, killing him, but not destroying the 'hog.

[sguerrero077]

@rookieroo24 you mean puma

[rookieroo24]

@sguerrero077 What the hell is a puma? I reckon it's similar to that Chupathingy, whatever it is!

[Rockinarrounddaclock]

someone please just walk up with a sticky or a rocket launcher and put this miserable bastard out of his misery.....

ok nvm, THANKS BANSHEE!

[GameLoverPro]

ahahahahhahaha i cant stop laughin' !!! xDDDDD

[SinclairNight]

Kathleen was driving...

[metallica198122]

i think we just found Kats sister

[Tomstamonsta1]

Wht happend to caboose?. next time dont give him the keys!!

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

If you look very closely you can see trollface

[MrLayton97]

OMG Caboose is red now

[tman10000000000]

i thought of that allstate commercial when the car was up the pole



[KOOLKIDEH]

ohmygawd that's the funniest shit ever.

If someone did a voice over that thing, I would've died laughing

[IceOnFire223]

I can hear Geoff's laugh in the background.

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

[stealedmango]

@IceOnFire223 Where?

[amaniswactingyou]

@IceOnFire223 when

[TheGoodGuy1337]

@IceOnFire223 Actually, there's a commentated version, with Geoff's voice on this video.

[IceOnFire223]

@TheGoodGuy1337 Where?

[TheGoodGuy1337]

@IceOnFire223 Just search around for it.

[u7y8u7y8]

@IceOnFire223

he was laughing at the guy who invented black ops

[mertz313]

Noob !

[protercool]

This is why you shouldnt drink and game drive

[dartblaze]

And this is why you don't let people under 18 drive warthogs or play M rated games.

[D3m0n1cPh03n1x]

i like how in the backround you can hear a war going on and he's just messing around trying to get his warthog unstuck

[Fruitpumper2000]

Old people driving = bad Women driving = very bad Asians driving = Chaos

Old asian women driving = Enough said.......

[supensaa]

I wonder if the hill got contested

[Blaze117Xx]

i didnt even know it was possible to drive that bad

[itzzMary]

....seriously? 

[theleroyplus77]

you know that guy with the launcher was just watching him the entire time

[ZEntROStick]

at least he makes a good spawn point

[PokemonFan7766]

so he's like AWW SHIT ITS CAUGHT *punches and punches* yes i got it out and oh fk

[badasspr0ductions]

I once was play big team 1 flag and I got the flag, hid inside the base the whole round, no one picked me up. I sometimes think monkeys are playing the game

[cpx326]

LMAO true fail

[worldcore123]

The Banshee Solve the Warthog problem.

[Draconix312]

I like to imagine the Banshee driver saying "Enough of your bullshit." right before he kills the Red.

[xXJolppaXx]

That whole vid must be the saddest vid EVER :D

[TheKillerWeasel2013]

That is why 12 year old can't drive...

[SpecOps1130]

hes worse than the AI

[KingxZangetsu]

the gunner red like "fuck this ima walk"

[G0liath117]

Who the hell let Caboose drive an automatic....You know he can only drive manual! ;)

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

That gunners really boss for staying on there the whole time.

[waywordson300]

i was really hoping the warthog was going to fall on him, but that ending was just as good.

[xkronic69knightx]

sir you are a fail at driving

[CPPNaerul]

wow... how drunk can you be?

[Psychoplasm]

What the.. I don't even...



[ChildofMadness9]

How to stop drunk driving. Shoot them with plasma

[metroidhunter965]

anyone else thinking of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery?

[Klarkie5287]

Greatest part of the video starts at 1:25

[Klarkie5287]

i love how the one red is just like "screw this kid" and starts shooting him lol

[XxTwiZtedGamingxX]

This is exactly why the Chinese shouldnt play Halo

[J19Brutous]

And that's why I never ride with a random teammate in matchmaking.