Hulk Hogan Rap Song - Beach Patrol

[Japadabadoo]

I relistned to this song 63 times after I found it. BROTHER

[cambocan]

I miss old school hip hop like coolio, hulk, kid n play, hammer, and the whoop there it is guys. That's when rap meant something not like fucking lil wayne.

[SVSR2011]

its not that bad.

[xxxmastaicexxx]

what the FUCK... this guy doesnt know how to rap he is a wrestler and he is a bad wrestler to

[mannny540]

crusin' down the beach,

in my six fo'

Jockin' the bitches,

slappin' the hoes

[SaintsRow2OwnsGTA4]

@mannny540 how about crusin' down the beach, in my six fo'

Jockin the roids'

slappin' the hoes :)

[BOX5]

I'm a have to use that jimmy hart hold your nose effect lol yell

[benjatron1701]

this background music sounds like something out of sonic the hedgehog lol

[mustafaamin2006]

okkkk Rebecca Black is better than this! hahaah

[TheStanCave]

Is that Vince Neil singing the chorus?

[jargonscott]

At the :40 mark he sounds like Sylvester from Looney Tunes...

[milkmanv1]

I still have this tape, BROTHER!

[ventilize]

this shit ownz epically.

[elisha3376]

Lol. Some of you are crazzy. This song is crap.allways has been.

[heavyboxes]

i want to take a time machine back to the roman era and force julius caesar to listen to this over and over.

[neoregulus777]

HULK HOGAN MEAT SHOES

[vadont]

you just been Hulk Rollin Bitch

[4MrKilgore]

im going to kill myself.

[NefariousSpineLizard]

This is still better than JB, Lil Wayne, Drake and 50 Cent combined. BAR NONE.

[coachese]

@NefariousSpineLizard best be trollin

[milkwad]

@NefariousSpineLizard The sound of a car alarm beats all of them.

[elizabethjune15]

This is the definition of epic.

[HarderRocker15]

FUCK YEAH!



[johngibelyou]

why does this song remind me of battletoads?

[Donovan510]

@johngibelyou Because hes puttin on his shades tryna catch some rays. Just like battletoads.

[JimSVoit]

Pure Genius.

[PeterSmeter]

Macho Man 's rap skills >>> Hogan's rap skills

[threedayswaste]

He's still better then Cena

[akuma6333]

I still can't decide who had the worse album, Hogan or Savage.

[YungReg88]

Sounds like something from the 80's.

[MrJellies]

somehow i don't foresee his "rap rap station" playing this song anytime soon

[Mike0isabigdeal]

I knew he liked pokemans

[PinkFloydrulez]

hot track son

[shotgunbadger]

This is like if rape could have a baby and that baby grew up to be a serial killer

[Ethercast]

The first 11 seconds before he starts singing sounds like something out of WCW/nWo Revenge.

[seploud]

See?, everyone can rap...I can write a rap song in 5 minutes..I just need a background music and a chorus While a talk during the song.

[thecoolster28]

cracked brought me here

[Cloudnerd]

this beat reminds me of the rapmaster 2000 from the simpsons xD

[vgymgy1]

i'm willing to bet this would of been a hit back in 1981 top chart material.has for nowadays this is an atrocity but i think little wayne can catch a few lessons out of this.

[corncornrocks]

cant..stop..laughing

[homies2smokewith]

its still a million times better then lil wayne

[milkygear]

hulk hogan raps about comitting murder with the line "check it out check it in/if you touch my girl/you'll be six feet in" or something like that, I didn't really bother listening to the actual words, but its there.

[noisepuppet]

I wanted to live, and then I heard this song.

[CarlOlskamp]

You better watch out for the "new Beach order"!

[Brainstrain]

The Beach Patrol is an interracial group that will END YOU

[nervmeister]

This song was designed to take the heat off of Vanilla Ice.

[OMGSEASALT]

Good song could be number one.

[UtushoReiuji]

Look all you want, but you better not touch! 

[lastunusedname]

The guy saying 'We are the beach patrol' sounds like hes one of the crab people.

[drawesome95]

I have a feeling that all of the views today are people who clicked on the links in Seanbaby's article.

[seanym101]

@drawesome95 hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha 

[JimJam1304]

This has made me truly happy.

[e12354]

CRACKED!!!!!!

[noroimusha9026]

LISTEN HERE MEAN GENE! HULKAMANIA IS RAPPING WILD ON YOU!!!

[warriorofwrestling]

The start of this song reminds me of the theme music that would play on the character select screen of Wrestlemania for the Mega Drive if you held the selector over a certain wrestler for a few seconds

[TheLegendaryJoker112]

Oh Cracked, damnit!

[mrbigstick]

love the sega genesis level beat in the background!

[TheLaughingCameraman]

0:14-0:22: WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN HULK HOGAN, PIKACHU, AND ALL OUR POKEMANIACS, RUN WILD ON YOU?

> < O

[rodkillman]

The next 2pac!!!!

[kassidybodom]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HORRRRRRRIIIBLLEEEEEE

[jakubzcreek]

i just threw up...

a shit load of 90s cheese

this is truely terrible, if i use this as the lowest possible standard of rymes then mine dont seem so bad ...and i suck!

[PANDAbwer]

Im almost ashamed to be a 90's kid after this. 1:21-1:30

[idkmybffjv]

Mouth-to-mouth resuscitashaaaaaaaaawwwwwn....

[grembler]

1:40 They didn't follow through with the bass pumping.

[LuiKangKick]

HULK HOGAN...WE COMIN FO YOU NIGGA!

[Ih8theus]

The only rapper that encouraged people to be abstinent and drug free.

[SeagalismyHero]

@Ih8theus

Hulk Kogan you are not good man, becaaz he tell the all American boys to eat their vitamin and don't do draags but Kogan himself shoot the Daco, do the A to the Z in the lockerroom.

[kingstarscream95]

better the lil wayne and drake

[Whiteboy269]

for every one thats talking shit about hogan rappin just think this was recorded in the late 70's so think about it any type of rap you listen to from then is wack now so if it was the late 70's every1 would be bumpin this

[Shepherd492]

@Whiteboy269 if by late 70's you mean 1995, you are exactly right.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

hahahahahahahhahaha

[narutoguy56]

ROFL This is horrible

[Slauterizm]

how does one 'rock out' to a 'heavy metal' station? you can't country out to a techno station, right!

[Slauterizm]

HAD MY RADIO ROCKIN TO A HEAVY METAL STATION

[TheSynthExperience]

Its so funny that they don't even have real instruments.

[StevenOther]

Sick Beats.

[Panth3rdash]

So bad its good lmao

[TheXbox360cheaters]

holy FUCK

[pjdr]

this background music sounds like something out fo sonic the hedghog

[ImXiaoTiger]

Killer bee from naruto :)

[curtispullyaskirtup]

One hazy summers night I went to the local carnival where I popped a balloon with a dart. The "prize" was Hulk Hogans rap cd....best fucking dollar I've ever spent.  Thanks so much for posting

[MrsDrac78]

If they used this as Hogan's theme at Wrestlemania 18, the fans wouldn't have turned on The Rock.

1:48 is Hogan without steroids

[whitebearclaws]

Fukkers HIT as fuck

[wildzeromadness]

Dunno. What I DO know, is that I want to "party, party, party."

[wildzeromadness]

This is the best two minutes and eighteen seconds on the internet.

[SoIceyGaming]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[HBKFuckingOwns]

i was walkin down the street lookin for some action. had my radio set to the "rap rap" station LMAO!!! he culdnt jus say hip hop?? lol

[MisterEternal]

that was back when the commonly accepted name for rap music was 'rap', and even the rappers themselves refered to it as such. this was before it was changed to 'hip-hop', apparently due to concerns that calling it 'rap' made it sound as if the 'music' was all about the 'rap'. which it actually is. but i guess it is bad to suggest such a thing even when its true. go figure.

anyhow, the whole track is wack. why single out one line?

[D8N4L]

Yo old version of vanilla ice

[MobHeataEnt]

in the words of Method Man, this is "garbage"

[RyanBurnett22]

haha wow.. t his is terrible haha.. this is worse then macho mans rap./

[freddyhugs]

im gonna use this to mic spam

[1985snowball]

The guitar sounds like something off an old megadrive game.

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

I listen to this song when I need some good laughs

It's just so bad :']

[tapeboi321]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danimal2888]

The Macho Man album is infinitely worse.

[pubehead92]

FEEL THE PYTHONS

[Renegade466isback]

the backing track sounds like a SNES song

[BaronOfStuff]

It's only 2:18 long, but it seems to go on forever.

It's that bad.

[funkysnoogans]

The part that made me laugh is how he "rapped" about listening to a heavy metal station lol Oh and him saying "Hey girlfriend!!" Bwa ha ha ha!!!

[BrightestBlackSheep]

action and station dont rhyme. hahahhahahhahahh

[BrightestBlackSheep]

wasn't this song in Boyz in the hood?

[matthew0502]

@BrightestBlackSheep it almost made it to the movie but john singleton was worried about the inner city gangs shooting up the theaters when it came on there was already like 12 shootings right on venice "beach" and every witness heard this song before it went down I think thats when LA was at its worst im glad its over know

[BrightestBlackSheep]

@matthew0502 hahahah Hulk Hogan is the most feared rapper on the streets.

[matthew0502]

@BrightestBlackSheep believe it bro he keeps it Gd up for real one time i saw some guy go up to him and he said he could rap and hulk said if you suck im gonna kick your ass he said like maybe 3 words and he knocked him out in 1 punch and then did his deadly leg drop it was crazy

[TheSouthernCadillac]

this is a very heartfeld song its not funny at all i will play this at my wedding when im older it is a very serios heartfelt song

[sonicmouth]

Terrible, just terrible. I was blastin this driving through the ghetto the other day. You should have seen the looks I was getting.

[Swizzul]

@sonicmouth

if you have to say "the ghetto" then homie I can say no you didn't

[Swizzul]

@sonicmouth

Not to mention who says "blastin" ?? That sounds like something Hogan woulda said in this song

[sonicmouth]

@Swizzul Ok grammar know it all.... would you prefer "the hood" or where I was they call it the "wild wild west" side of Chicago betta known as "Chi town" pronounced "shy town"... you probably walk around saying "fo shizzle"...

[Swizzul]

@sonicmouth dude you are trying to convince a jury that has already made it's decision. you are a phony....

[sonicmouth]

@Swizzul Listen here Swizzfool, next time you make a comment why don't you try making sense. How am I a phony,? when you are the one that is full of bologna.

[LaLaGrunge]

@sonicmouth lol stop it dude. im laughin so hard right now at that. that is funny shit LOL!

[Scurry254624]

kinda sounds like cosby..."you see the kids, they like to listen to the rap"

[mobbdeep1122]

best album of all fucking time

[shenaniganz420]

when did this album come out and where can i get it

[hallmanjon]

that was the illest shit of all time. leave it to the hulkster to drop the dopest tracks of all time.

[HulkamaniaK92]

Hogan is better rapper than Cena :P.

[psylowv28]

His Mr. Nanny money must have been running low.

[therealCanablisS]

HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA­AHHHAHAHA h how the fuck did this even happen ,,, imagine the ppl around him while recording was goin on ,,,

[dzaaaaaaang]

he and shaq could go on tour

[TT0m0o]

this is up there with NWA ..

[Dekabreak101]

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL

[Wes919]

WE WANNA PARTY PARTY PARTY!

[JoshOrtiz88]

It's the patrol. No it's the Beach Patrol.

[mathew050282]

I saw Hulk Hogan perform this live at Frenchy's in clearwater beach everyone went mental when the music came on and he hit stage it was a near riot the intensity of that show was amazing girls taking there tops off fights people stabbing people beer bottles flying all over the place it was INSANE!!!

[mickmobile]

Dude I was at that show my sister couldnt control herself when he came out on stage and ran up and just started blowin him.... Then he looked at her and said "Whatcha Gonna Do When the Hulkster Cums on you" wild show man......

[leftinashes]

fucking hilarious... these two comments fucking killed me, busted out laughing at work! quality! thx

[PunksInVegas]

I wish rap nowadays was this good.

[MrDemolitionMan]

I love driving at the beach with this song on full volume. It makes me look so cool.

[brentwurst]

i was very stoned the first time i heard this album and I have never laughed so hard! Thanks for posting!