a TRULY KIND GENTLEMAN-GENTLE,KINDLY, A FAMILY MAN. YOU JUST GET THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WOULD INVITE YOUR FAMILY OVER FOR SUNDAY DINNER, AND SINCE HE DIDN'T DRINK, EDDIE MURPHY DIDNT DRINK., HE WOULD HAVE CLUB SODA AND SIT ON HIS CROWN LIKE A KING, AND SO EDDIE-OUR CASTLE CHAIR WAITS FIR YOU I LIKE A KING ON THE BAR HOLDING COURT. ASSUMING YOUR LOVELY MOTHER IS ALIVE, HER PRESENCE IS MANDATORY.WE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN IN SHE DOESN'T. SHOW
What a mellow, loving, family man. I envy his ability to be grounded with all the craziness going around him. I saw him three times and he's much less foul mouthed than he is on his records. I lived near one of his estates-his neighbors love him and say nothing but good things about him. I truly hope his dad wasn't the drunk Eddie portrayed him as-even as funny as the bit is. I wish him the best-we love you Eddie.
It's people like you and the banal women in the second row who create the Big Issue of Racism in your own minds cos that's the place it most commonly exists - meanwhile, the rest of the world just fuckin' gets on with it.
@GodStink so i guess the niggers made up the KKK too? Not all white people hate blacks but to think that they all like us now is just dumb and even if you dealing with other blacks u dealing with ones who only want to chicks who can pass to bet the leading lady
@GodStink first of all still have whites who hate blacks my brother gf doesnt but some whites do AND I AM NOT A SISSY MAN BECAUSE I AM NOT A MAN U DUMB STUPID FUCK
So that's about 5 people then. Out of 6 billion plus.
You behave this way in public and call me a "fucking prick" in private - I'm pretty convinced that people hate you cos you're an asshole and not for any other reasons you make up.
Don't worry though - if you relax and treat people with respect, you'll find that they return it and that there are actually less problems in the world than you believe there are. You could start right now even ...
@gaurav1221 no, I just have the vocabulary of an average high-school graduate. You do remember high-school, don't you? It's that place you went to when you weren't getting drunk...
Thanks for uploading this! Enjoyed it
SwaggerLikeUz 2 months ago
Cunnilingus muthafucka!
PanekPL 4 months ago
Dangerfield...classic. Eddie's the man!
jhodgepodge 4 months ago
5:22 to 6:38 It cracks me up .....
SGC564 5 months ago
Eddie Murphy got robbed at the Oscars
TKManUTD1989 6 months ago 2
5:39 thankyou Eddie for saying that, i got to look at those gorgeous blonde girl
warpfield98 7 months ago
@warpfield98 u are just dumb
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504 right.......
warpfield98 5 months ago
Norbit is underated. I think Eddie's perfeormance in it is brilliant!
bolder2009 7 months ago 2
that black woman at 6:19 has the exact same teeth as eddie gap in the middle an everything
jellytots2008 7 months ago
One word.Genius
KingHolmeslll 7 months ago
eddie murphy is a genius!!! and his laugh is jokes
MrVandel100 8 months ago
I love the sound of silence.
RepharaseJC 9 months ago
a TRULY KIND GENTLEMAN-GENTLE,KINDLY, A FAMILY MAN. YOU JUST GET THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WOULD INVITE YOUR FAMILY OVER FOR SUNDAY DINNER, AND SINCE HE DIDN'T DRINK, EDDIE MURPHY DIDNT DRINK., HE WOULD HAVE CLUB SODA AND SIT ON HIS CROWN LIKE A KING, AND SO EDDIE-OUR CASTLE CHAIR WAITS FIR YOU I LIKE A KING ON THE BAR HOLDING COURT. ASSUMING YOUR LOVELY MOTHER IS ALIVE, HER PRESENCE IS MANDATORY.WE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN IN SHE DOESN'T. SHOW
HSECMAN 11 months ago
What a mellow, loving, family man. I envy his ability to be grounded with all the craziness going around him. I saw him three times and he's much less foul mouthed than he is on his records. I lived near one of his estates-his neighbors love him and say nothing but good things about him. I truly hope his dad wasn't the drunk Eddie portrayed him as-even as funny as the bit is. I wish him the best-we love you Eddie.
HSECMAN 11 months ago
cleverly ironic: "my advice to you would be don't take anyone's advice" lol
interjectionmed 1 year ago 6
loooooooooooooool queef
amy4lyf 1 year ago
quick wheres eddie murphies water!
SonLastName 1 year ago 3
Queef! LMAO!
erika2012vsu 1 year ago
xoxo!!!
dusttracks 1 year ago
Banal women in the second row : "What advice do you have for a black actress? Or actor?"
Eddie : "The advice I would give AN ACTOR is ..."
What a guy!
GodStink 1 year ago 56
@GodStink white ones dont have it as hard and u stupid if u think they do bitch
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504 is out a-trollin' I see ...
It's people like you and the banal women in the second row who create the Big Issue of Racism in your own minds cos that's the place it most commonly exists - meanwhile, the rest of the world just fuckin' gets on with it.
GodStink 5 months ago
@GodStink so i guess the niggers made up the KKK too? Not all white people hate blacks but to think that they all like us now is just dumb and even if you dealing with other blacks u dealing with ones who only want to chicks who can pass to bet the leading lady
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504 Perhaps it's just YOU they don't like ...?
GodStink 5 months ago
@GodStink stop talking to me
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504 Truth hurts? Suck it sissy man and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
GodStink 5 months ago
@GodStink first of all still have whites who hate blacks my brother gf doesnt but some whites do AND I AM NOT A SISSY MAN BECAUSE I AM NOT A MAN U DUMB STUPID FUCK
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504 So it IS just you that people hate and you try to make it political rather than face up to the fact that you're an asshole.
GodStink 5 months ago
@GodStink nope my brother's gf likes me my best friends like me u must like me u cant stop talking to me
devore504 5 months ago
@devore504
So that's about 5 people then. Out of 6 billion plus.
You behave this way in public and call me a "fucking prick" in private - I'm pretty convinced that people hate you cos you're an asshole and not for any other reasons you make up.
Don't worry though - if you relax and treat people with respect, you'll find that they return it and that there are actually less problems in the world than you believe there are. You could start right now even ...
GodStink 5 months ago
@GodStink everybody who is not a fag prick likes me
devore504 5 months ago
@GodStink That's pure class. Wish all black people had that mentality.
lemonjellies 2 months ago
@GodStink do you search words like banal up in the dictionary while taking a shit or something?.. HEY! this a got a new worrd no one uses!
gaurav1221 2 weeks ago
@gaurav1221 no, I just have the vocabulary of an average high-school graduate. You do remember high-school, don't you? It's that place you went to when you weren't getting drunk...
GodStink 2 weeks ago
fuck Axel...we need eddy murphy as a stand up again!!
flfenna 1 year ago 25
queef lol
200nikesdeep 1 year ago