He's articulating his frustrations at the status quo, conformity, & convention with more linguistic thrust than the masses are capable of. He voices our disgust with the rampant stupidity in the world and our praise for that which is valuable. Sociopaths have no let for their subconscious animosities, so they vent them through murder. Maddox's outlet is his writing. The rest of us just bottle it in. I agree with you that Maddox totally rocks.
He's not a sociopath at all. He's articulating his frustrations at the status quo, conformity, & convention with more linguistic thrust than the masses are capable of. He voices our disgust with the rampant stupidity in the world and our praise for that which is valuable. Sociopaths have no let for their subconscious animosities, so they vent them through murder. Maddox's outlet is his writing. The rest of us just bottle it in. I agree with you that Maddox totally rocks.
Wait, I feel really stupid, but is Maddox the originator of the Chuck Norris jokes? Is HE responsible for thousands of annoying 15 year old punks joking about it on the internet?
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Maddox is good. But what a shame his voice is so whiny. I'd imagined him sounding a lot snarlier. "I'd love to give fellatio to John Steward" this, "I masturbate to Conan O'Brien" that. Get some better vocal cords already, loser.
You replied to a 3 week old comment to make a half-assed, unoriginal joke about a word that isn't even my username? By the way, why do the same people who masturbate to Maddox' aggressive ramblings aimed at various celebrities get all offended when you make a little fun of him? I'm a fan of his site, but I don't worship him to the point where I take critism, directed at him, personally. Nor should anyone else, it's pathetic.
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb...with a name like that I don't even need to insult you, not to mention your commenting on shit I wrote 4 months ago. Go die an early death.
Your an idiot. I meant Mac (not the proper spelling but thats how Mac Dre spells it... Thizz in peace), as in pimp stupid shit. He is tight, but his fans obviously aren't if they are as stupid and pampered as your dumb fucking ass. Go out of your parents basement someday and learn a little slang.
And as we can see, the people who are actually fans of Maddox show poor character themselves, just like Maddox. I have to say I am glad not to be a part of all of you.
Maddox kicks ass. If you disagree it's probably just retaliation for your ass being gratuitously kicked.
nch1211: How could someone with multiple Kid Rock videos in his favorites have such terrible taste? Oh wait... that's a stupid question. At least we know not to give your opinions any credence.
just cause you relate to this fucking dork don't try to defend him. You probably went there to get the book signed didn't you you little fuck. Maddox is a gay geek man who is 30 and lives with his parents. And no I won't "crank" out a web page because I am not a nerd like you. bitch
So where's the videos about you on youtube? There's a reason no one is talking about you on here. That reason is because you suck, and you don't do anything good or useful.
i'm going to admit, he doesn't have the manliest sounding voice, but he's still an ass kicker. he might be losing his steam ever since he stopped updating the website though.
this ruined it for me too... he has now become the puppet of money makers... publishers, advertisers, ect. He is so insecure because he's an idiot. OH AND MADDOX, IF YOU WERE A BADASS YOU'D TAKE THE MONEY OF ADVERTISERS AND STILL NOT CENSOR YOURSELF, DUMBASS.
even though he has an artile on his website about how he hates blogs, he inspired me to write in blogs. Some day when I have way to many stupid ideas and opinions I'll make my own website
The fact that some of you retards think his more extreme writing reflects his casual activities and/or personality just shows how dumb you are. Regardless, good vid.
His real name is George Ouzounian. I really never imagined his voice would sound like that. All of a sudden, he doesn't seem like such a bad ass anymore.
Indeed. I'm kinda losing my faith in Maddoxism, now that he's trying to act all professional, and not actually strangling a toupe-wearing French clown in one hand, and eating beef jerky in the other.
Why does he pronunce his own name: "Madd-Oxx", like it's two words? I thought it was "MAH-dux" (emphasis on the MAH). Derrrrr. He fucking rocks. I'm such a nerd for posting on a YouTube comments section.
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He's articulating his frustrations at the status quo, conformity, & convention with more linguistic thrust than the masses are capable of. He voices our disgust with the rampant stupidity in the world and our praise for that which is valuable. Sociopaths have no let for their subconscious animosities, so they vent them through murder. Maddox's outlet is his writing. The rest of us just bottle it in. I agree with you that Maddox totally rocks.
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@MaddoxTheNewMessiah
He's not a sociopath at all. He's articulating his frustrations at the status quo, conformity, & convention with more linguistic thrust than the masses are capable of. He voices our disgust with the rampant stupidity in the world and our praise for that which is valuable. Sociopaths have no let for their subconscious animosities, so they vent them through murder. Maddox's outlet is his writing. The rest of us just bottle it in. I agree with you that Maddox totally rocks.
sirmolio 1 year ago
Maddox for President!
PerversePoster 1 year ago
CONTRA RULEZ
Alakzander 1 year ago
Wait, I feel really stupid, but is Maddox the originator of the Chuck Norris jokes? Is HE responsible for thousands of annoying 15 year old punks joking about it on the internet?
Rushthatspeaks 2 years ago
@Rushthatspeaks nolol
windowsforvista 1 year ago
the funniest shit on his website is "love your kids?prove it by beating them".I laughed my ass off.Maddox for president 2012....
junedoggie 2 years ago 3
take the fucking money, do you think we car if a tampon is stick out of your website? !!!TAMPAX!!!
cyborgkillpsycho666 2 years ago 5
Cocksuck my weed whacker.
sirmolio 3 years ago
Lord Maddox should be President/King of the Universe, He would lead us to greatness
MattRfromBelfast 3 years ago 3
wow ur a dumbass seriously?
soccersteeler 3 years ago
Have you noticed that he advertiesed how they all suck? except for nokia that it.
jovib1 3 years ago
His articles are fucking awesome, but i don't worship him.
Maxxbrazuca75 3 years ago
In a technical sense, yes, he is advertising the product. Just how shit it is.
stecz11 3 years ago
Is that before or after the part where he said he's given up $12k a month to keep his site advertiser-free?
sirmolio 3 years ago 4
Why does he pay so much for web hosting? I can get a DEDICATED server almost anywhere for $150 per month.
nurbSoldier 3 years ago
maybe because of all the bandwidth spent on his millions and millions of visits. you don't get millions, yes?
chriskindle 3 years ago 3
Yeah, but THOUSANDS per month? I mean, him and Max Goldberg of YTMND are terrible businessmen if what they say is true.
nurbSoldier 3 years ago
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Maddox is good. But what a shame his voice is so whiny. I'd imagined him sounding a lot snarlier. "I'd love to give fellatio to John Steward" this, "I masturbate to Conan O'Brien" that. Get some better vocal cords already, loser.
Basehad 3 years ago
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agreed it's all a facade, makes me sad.
davidAnonsen 3 years ago
idiot, he has said over and over again that his character on his site is just that, A CHARACTER..
Gangularis 3 years ago 12
Basehead...appropriate name for you.
LJPpro 3 years ago 3
You replied to a 3 week old comment to make a half-assed, unoriginal joke about a word that isn't even my username? By the way, why do the same people who masturbate to Maddox' aggressive ramblings aimed at various celebrities get all offended when you make a little fun of him? I'm a fan of his site, but I don't worship him to the point where I take critism, directed at him, personally. Nor should anyone else, it's pathetic.
Basehad 3 years ago
woah basehead! Take it easy, put down that hot pipe.
LJPpro 3 years ago 2
You're not funny, BJpro.
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb 3 years ago
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb...with a name like that I don't even need to insult you, not to mention your commenting on shit I wrote 4 months ago. Go die an early death.
LJPpro 3 years ago
is BJpro supposed to mean something.. you aren't cool and never will be "wicked" or "sick", so give it up. You are born to lose.
sirmolio 3 years ago
Yo. I got an email saying you replied to me. Keke.
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb 3 years ago
you downloaded a book...
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audio?
cause audio doesnt do that book justice
Mannimarco419 3 years ago
ebook
LoneWolfMcgregor 3 years ago 3
i love maddox, he's a genius!
jakshacarica 3 years ago 2
Maddox sounds totally different than I expected he would.
JoeCfb 3 years ago 4
I want the book so bad. Parents = facists.
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cantayo 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT it's so cool he mentions sega saturn
jesse0192 3 years ago
he looks like leonidas from 300
strikerfm2 3 years ago 3
OMG he is the best in the Universe.
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Maddox is a Mac.
BaronUnderbite 4 years ago
Read his article about the macs on his site, dumbass.
celticlovercdogg 3 years ago
Your an idiot. I meant Mac (not the proper spelling but thats how Mac Dre spells it... Thizz in peace), as in pimp stupid shit. He is tight, but his fans obviously aren't if they are as stupid and pampered as your dumb fucking ass. Go out of your parents basement someday and learn a little slang.
BaronUnderbite 3 years ago
Who wants to be a gangster piece of shit?
celticlovercdogg 3 years ago 2
amazing ..he isnt near as assertive in real life then he is on the computer
joeytrimble 4 years ago
He probably is, but not on TV (or cameras or some shit like that)
InfestationOfTheRats 4 years ago
whats the link dfor the website?
crissdosamantes 4 years ago
Just google Maddox, you'll find a link to the 'best page in the universe', that's it. You'll laugh your ass off.
Illumirage 4 years ago
Or type 'Huge balls' into yahoo and it's the first thing to come up, then go to 'Back to how much I rule'.
fuzzara 3 years ago
Conan O'Brien, the show?
bodaget 4 years ago 2
He sounds like Brian Posehn
sajorojas 4 years ago
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hahaha you have to be fucking kidding me
thecodeisred 4 years ago
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didnt seem mean enought
arnasandtonyprod 4 years ago
shut up he's no a sociopath he's a pirate. Stop analyzing him
bob1757 4 years ago 5
Maddox is the man, he is the greates man to ever walk the earth, I think Chuck Norris got competition this time around,...
Jakrahal 4 years ago
he pays 12,000 dollars for his site a month? no way...
Jakrahal 4 years ago
I absolutely LOVE This man.. and i have a vagina. haha
I'm a feminist, vegetarian who uses a Mac... and I want to marry him. <333
So funny, So smart. mmMmmM
Thanks so much for this video. It's the first time I've seen him in video. He is wonderful! <333
devotchkagrrrl 4 years ago 8
Amen to that, grrrl.
allheartsblend 4 years ago
Doesn't sound like he writes.
trushar100 4 years ago
I personally think he sounds sort of like Edward Norton.
Ellesime89 4 years ago 2
If you don't like Maddox, then you probably have a vagina.
Rorschached 4 years ago 21
he's just a funny dude
poorjonny 4 years ago 8
MADDOX RULES
ejvaldes 4 years ago 10
am i the only one that thinks he sounds like jim halpert from the office
elsestar 4 years ago 4
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the book is funny as fuck
hippocampuszosterae 4 years ago 7
if you dont like maddox, you can get the fuck out and stop commenting =)
j0rmis 4 years ago 5
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Maddox looks like a nerd molester
barondettto 4 years ago
omg I wonder if they ship the book to israel @_@'
existentialnihilism 4 years ago
A unicorn with a boner!! HAHAHAHAHA! I would like that in a pendant for a necklace, too.
ElveeKaye 4 years ago
Maddox kicks ass, get over it pussies.
Kingofeurope 4 years ago 3
fuck the haters! you all don't think he's serious about all the stuff he says, do you? if so, you all r dumbasses.
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what a sad loser "maddox" is. LAME ASS NERD
matt357 4 years ago
He's more liked than you.
IammeoramI 4 years ago 6
Man, they are giggling like japanese schoolgirls.
Drular 4 years ago
Historically, its a well known fact that vikings are cooler than pirates
Rochard021 4 years ago
I wish he made that ring. I read the book, it's the best book in the universe.
Chiles 4 years ago
hmmmmm get over urself buddy
cremeofawsome 4 years ago
Not like you at all eh...he he irony is a bitch.
Morgetheyne 4 years ago
I NEED to see a fight between Maddox and Seanbaby.
Those two are the biggest badasses on the internet
and it would be like a Clash of the Titans.
Morgetheyne 4 years ago
I think the vicinity would explode from the awesomeness.
ac120479 4 years ago
nch just got his ass handed to him with all the trimmings on a silver platter with dip, by JKT.
BeauParties 4 years ago
Maddox is awesome, in that he's not fake at all like most people who would create a site like his
BlackValkyire 4 years ago
FUCK YA MADDOX!!
dlmyers17 4 years ago
respect for owning a certain entertainment system?
bonerbonanza3d 4 years ago
This person's Web site shows very poor taste. I am not a fan of this person for that reason so I will not purchase the book.
nch1211 4 years ago
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grandpajenkins1 4 years ago
And as we can see, the people who are actually fans of Maddox show poor character themselves, just like Maddox. I have to say I am glad not to be a part of all of you.
nch1211 4 years ago
Maddox kicks ass. If you disagree it's probably just retaliation for your ass being gratuitously kicked.
nch1211: How could someone with multiple Kid Rock videos in his favorites have such terrible taste? Oh wait... that's a stupid question. At least we know not to give your opinions any credence.
JKT84 4 years ago
Maddox just got 300% Cooler for owning a Sega Saturn!
RG7621 4 years ago
just cause you relate to this fucking dork don't try to defend him. You probably went there to get the book signed didn't you you little fuck. Maddox is a gay geek man who is 30 and lives with his parents. And no I won't "crank" out a web page because I am not a nerd like you. bitch
amontante 4 years ago
Calm down jock strap, he's a pretty funny dude.
estisfatuus 4 years ago
So where's the videos about you on youtube? There's a reason no one is talking about you on here. That reason is because you suck, and you don't do anything good or useful.
MXicon 4 years ago
The man, the legend! Maddox, pirates and lumberjacks kick asses! Only Chuck kicks more ass than them!
pukovnik087 4 years ago
Chuck Norris is a pussy.
MXicon 4 years ago
Maddox looks like Satan O_o But he rules so i'm not complaining.
Kingofeurope 5 years ago
How gay are the dudes in the audience.
lol one fag pipes up and says, "WE PLAYED CONTRA ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT"
punwin 5 years ago
i'm going to admit, he doesn't have the manliest sounding voice, but he's still an ass kicker. he might be losing his steam ever since he stopped updating the website though.
Kevinhall11 5 years ago
he was hot before he spoke
omeca 5 years ago
yer if your a fucking weirdo that tries to think whether there hot or not by the type of there writing..
GhostRyd3r 5 years ago
maddox is a nerd like all of us...
He was like a demigod of negativity when I just read his website (faithfully), now he seems entirely too human.
His writing still dwarfs all other forms of comedy, but I'm going to try to disassociate it as much as I can from this video.
JKT84 5 years ago
this ruined it for me too... he has now become the puppet of money makers... publishers, advertisers, ect. He is so insecure because he's an idiot. OH AND MADDOX, IF YOU WERE A BADASS YOU'D TAKE THE MONEY OF ADVERTISERS AND STILL NOT CENSOR YOURSELF, DUMBASS.
amontante 5 years ago
he is armenian...
hotwireauterus 5 years ago
Mad-dox? Wow for years I thought it was pronounced 'maddix'
ram83160 5 years ago
maybe he doesn't like dix... (pun intended)
watnameisnttaken 5 years ago
i read this book before i ever knew of about the website
drpepper09 5 years ago
'would you do conan?'
hahaha.
jbxspartan 5 years ago
Hes not a dork but the guys there seemed like dorks.
mavrick790 5 years ago
Mad daux ? That guy needs to stfu
TheMauveStorm3 5 years ago
hes funny, and did anyone actually ever think he wasnt a complete dork?
scientologyisforfags 5 years ago
HAHA I'm positive I can hear TN in the background
GojiraFFP 5 years ago
Yeah his writing is cool, but in real life he seems more like a dork.
shoemaker1 5 years ago
That dude should hire me to make appearances for him. I'm a real man and would only amplify his image.
He's said "Imply" way too many times to maintain his aggressive image.
TLAGT 5 years ago
Maddox is funny. I'm glad he shows he has wit when he meets people, face-to-face.
People, stop whining about his voice. Not every comedian sounds like Till Lindemann (aka frontman of Rammstein) :)
beerdrunkenninja 5 years ago
even though he has an artile on his website about how he hates blogs, he inspired me to write in blogs. Some day when I have way to many stupid ideas and opinions I'll make my own website
glued2tv87 5 years ago
The fact that some of you retards think his more extreme writing reflects his casual activities and/or personality just shows how dumb you are. Regardless, good vid.
Tanikaze2 5 years ago
It's pronounced Maddix
JohnKramer 5 years ago
Not me man, I never believed for a second that Maddox was sincere in what he wrote, but it's still a funny-ass site. Maddox rules.
darthpaul90 5 years ago
His real name is George Ouzounian. I really never imagined his voice would sound like that. All of a sudden, he doesn't seem like such a bad ass anymore.
ssjbriguy 5 years ago
Indeed. I'm kinda losing my faith in Maddoxism, now that he's trying to act all professional, and not actually strangling a toupe-wearing French clown in one hand, and eating beef jerky in the other.
stupidsh1t 5 years ago
It's pronounced "Mad Ox"
EmperorDragon 5 years ago
Is it pronounced Maddix or Madawks?
eaglesrules 5 years ago
Why does he pronunce his own name: "Madd-Oxx", like it's two words? I thought it was "MAH-dux" (emphasis on the MAH). Derrrrr. He fucking rocks. I'm such a nerd for posting on a YouTube comments section.
puteminyomouth 5 years ago
I can't believe he actually showed up with the Regal robes and the crown, but it's awesome. :-D
CaptainSensible 5 years ago
Maddox, your sharp style of satire has encouraged me to not give up writing
Trog62 5 years ago