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  • @MaddoxTheNewMessiah

    He's not a sociopath at all. He's articulating his frustrations at the status quo, conformity, & convention with more linguistic thrust than the masses are capable of. He voices our disgust with the rampant stupidity in the world and our praise for that which is valuable. Sociopaths have no let for their subconscious animosities, so they vent them through murder. Maddox's outlet is his writing. The rest of us just bottle it in. I agree with you that Maddox totally rocks.

  • Maddox for President!

  • CONTRA RULEZ

  • Wait, I feel really stupid, but is Maddox the originator of the Chuck Norris jokes? Is HE responsible for thousands of annoying 15 year old punks joking about it on the internet?

  • @Rushthatspeaks nolol

  • the funniest shit on his website is "love your kids?prove it by beating them".I laughed my ass off.Maddox for president 2012....

  • take the fucking money, do you think we car if a tampon is stick out of your website? !!!TAMPAX!!!

  • Cocksuck my weed whacker.

  • Lord Maddox should be President/King of the Universe, He would lead us to greatness

  • wow ur a dumbass seriously?

  • Have you noticed that he advertiesed how they all suck? except for nokia that it.

  • His articles are fucking awesome, but i don't worship him.

  • In a technical sense, yes, he is advertising the product. Just how shit it is.

  • Is that before or after the part where he said he's given up $12k a month to keep his site advertiser-free?

  • Why does he pay so much for web hosting? I can get a DEDICATED server almost anywhere for $150 per month.

  • maybe because of all the bandwidth spent on his millions and millions of visits. you don't get millions, yes?

  • Yeah, but THOUSANDS per month? I mean, him and Max Goldberg of YTMND are terrible businessmen if what they say is true.

  • idiot, he has said over and over again that his character on his site is just that, A CHARACTER..

  • Basehead...appropriate name for you.

  • You replied to a 3 week old comment to make a half-assed, unoriginal joke about a word that isn't even my username? By the way, why do the same people who masturbate to Maddox' aggressive ramblings aimed at various celebrities get all offended when you make a little fun of him? I'm a fan of his site, but I don't worship him to the point where I take critism, directed at him, personally. Nor should anyone else, it's pathetic.

  • woah basehead! Take it easy, put down that hot pipe.

  • You're not funny, BJpro.

  • HoneyIEducatedTheWeb...with a name like that I don't even need to insult you, not to mention your commenting on shit I wrote 4 months ago. Go die an early death.

  • is BJpro supposed to mean something.. you aren't cool and never will be "wicked" or "sick", so give it up. You are born to lose.

  • Yo. I got an email saying you replied to me. Keke.

  • you downloaded a book...

    ...

    audio?

    cause audio doesnt do that book justice

  • ebook

  • i love maddox, he's a genius!

  • Maddox sounds totally different than I expected he would.

  • I want the book so bad. Parents = facists.

  • HOLY SHIT it's so cool he mentions sega saturn

  • he looks like leonidas from 300

  • OMG he is the best in the Universe.

  • Read his article about the macs on his site, dumbass.

  • Your an idiot. I meant Mac (not the proper spelling but thats how Mac Dre spells it... Thizz in peace), as in pimp stupid shit. He is tight, but his fans obviously aren't if they are as stupid and pampered as your dumb fucking ass. Go out of your parents basement someday and learn a little slang.

  • Who wants to be a gangster piece of shit?

  • amazing ..he isnt near as assertive in real life then he is on the computer

  • He probably is, but not on TV (or cameras or some shit like that)

  • whats the link dfor the website?

  • Just google Maddox, you'll find a link to the 'best page in the universe', that's it. You'll laugh your ass off.

  • Or type 'Huge balls' into yahoo and it's the first thing to come up, then go to 'Back to how much I rule'.

  • Conan O'Brien, the show?

  • He sounds like Brian Posehn

  • shut up he's no a sociopath he's a pirate. Stop analyzing him

  • Maddox is the man, he is the greates man to ever walk the earth, I think Chuck Norris got competition this time around,...

  • he pays 12,000 dollars for his site a month? no way...

  • I absolutely LOVE This man.. and i have a vagina. haha

    I'm a feminist, vegetarian who uses a Mac... and I want to marry him. <333

    So funny, So smart. mmMmmM

    Thanks so much for this video. It's the first time I've seen him in video. He is wonderful! <333

  • Amen to that, grrrl.

  • Doesn't sound like he writes.

  • I personally think he sounds sort of like Edward Norton.

  • If you don't like Maddox, then you probably have a vagina.

  • he's just a funny dude

  • MADDOX RULES

  • am i the only one that thinks he sounds like jim halpert from the office

  • if you dont like maddox, you can get the fuck out and stop commenting =)

  • omg I wonder if they ship the book to israel @_@'

  • A unicorn with a boner!! HAHAHAHAHA! I would like that in a pendant for a necklace, too.

  • Maddox kicks ass, get over it pussies.

  • fuck the haters! you all don't think he's serious about all the stuff he says, do you? if so, you all r dumbasses.

  • He's more liked than you.

  • Man, they are giggling like japanese schoolgirls.

  • Historically, its a well known fact that vikings are cooler than pirates

  • I wish he made that ring. I read the book, it's the best book in the universe.

  • hmmmmm get over urself buddy

  • Not like you at all eh...he he irony is a bitch.

  • I NEED to see a fight between Maddox and Seanbaby.

    Those two are the biggest badasses on the internet

    and it would be like a Clash of the Titans.

  • I think the vicinity would explode from the awesomeness.

  • nch just got his ass handed to him with all the trimmings on a silver platter with dip, by JKT.

  • Maddox is awesome, in that he's not fake at all like most people who would create a site like his

  • FUCK YA MADDOX!!

  • respect for owning a certain entertainment system?

  • This person's Web site shows very poor taste. I am not a fan of this person for that reason so I will not purchase the book.

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  • And as we can see, the people who are actually fans of Maddox show poor character themselves, just like Maddox. I have to say I am glad not to be a part of all of you.

  • Maddox kicks ass. If you disagree it's probably just retaliation for your ass being gratuitously kicked.

    nch1211: How could someone with multiple Kid Rock videos in his favorites have such terrible taste? Oh wait... that's a stupid question. At least we know not to give your opinions any credence.

  • Maddox just got 300% Cooler for owning a Sega Saturn!

  • just cause you relate to this fucking dork don't try to defend him. You probably went there to get the book signed didn't you you little fuck. Maddox is a gay geek man who is 30 and lives with his parents. And no I won't "crank" out a web page because I am not a nerd like you. bitch

  • Calm down jock strap, he's a pretty funny dude.

  • So where's the videos about you on youtube? There's a reason no one is talking about you on here. That reason is because you suck, and you don't do anything good or useful.

  • The man, the legend! Maddox, pirates and lumberjacks kick asses! Only Chuck kicks more ass than them!

  • Chuck Norris is a pussy.

  • Maddox looks like Satan O_o But he rules so i'm not complaining.

  • How gay are the dudes in the audience.

    lol one fag pipes up and says, "WE PLAYED CONTRA ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT"

  • i'm going to admit, he doesn't have the manliest sounding voice, but he's still an ass kicker. he might be losing his steam ever since he stopped updating the website though.

  • he was hot before he spoke

  • yer if your a fucking weirdo that tries to think whether there hot or not by the type of there writing..

  • maddox is a nerd like all of us...

    He was like a demigod of negativity when I just read his website (faithfully), now he seems entirely too human.

    His writing still dwarfs all other forms of comedy, but I'm going to try to disassociate it as much as I can from this video.

  • this ruined it for me too... he has now become the puppet of money makers... publishers, advertisers, ect. He is so insecure because he's an idiot. OH AND MADDOX, IF YOU WERE A BADASS YOU'D TAKE THE MONEY OF ADVERTISERS AND STILL NOT CENSOR YOURSELF, DUMBASS.

  • he is armenian...

  • Mad-dox? Wow for years I thought it was pronounced 'maddix'

  • maybe he doesn't like dix... (pun intended)

  • i read this book before i ever knew of about the website

  • 'would you do conan?'

    hahaha.

  • Hes not a dork but the guys there seemed like dorks.

  • Mad daux ? That guy needs to stfu

  • hes funny, and did anyone actually ever think he wasnt a complete dork?

  • HAHA I'm positive I can hear TN in the background

  • Yeah his writing is cool, but in real life he seems more like a dork.

  • That dude should hire me to make appearances for him. I'm a real man and would only amplify his image.

    He's said "Imply" way too many times to maintain his aggressive image.

  • Maddox is funny. I'm glad he shows he has wit when he meets people, face-to-face.

    People, stop whining about his voice. Not every comedian sounds like Till Lindemann (aka frontman of Rammstein) :)

  • even though he has an artile on his website about how he hates blogs, he inspired me to write in blogs. Some day when I have way to many stupid ideas and opinions I'll make my own website

  • The fact that some of you retards think his more extreme writing reflects his casual activities and/or personality just shows how dumb you are. Regardless, good vid.

  • It's pronounced Maddix

  • Not me man, I never believed for a second that Maddox was sincere in what he wrote, but it's still a funny-ass site. Maddox rules.

  • His real name is George Ouzounian. I really never imagined his voice would sound like that. All of a sudden, he doesn't seem like such a bad ass anymore.

  • Indeed. I'm kinda losing my faith in Maddoxism, now that he's trying to act all professional, and not actually strangling a toupe-wearing French clown in one hand, and eating beef jerky in the other.

  • It's pronounced "Mad Ox"

  • Is it pronounced Maddix or Madawks?

  • Why does he pronunce his own name: "Madd-Oxx", like it's two words? I thought it was "MAH-dux" (emphasis on the MAH). Derrrrr. He fucking rocks. I'm such a nerd for posting on a YouTube comments section.

  • I can't believe he actually showed up with the Regal robes and the crown, but it's awesome. :-D

  • Maddox, your sharp style of satire has encouraged me to not give up writing

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