Bill Burr Live - Midgets

[tommoyanks]

Who's the midget Al Sharpton? Too Funny

[SoCalDualSport]

filmed with a bean can. I thought it then I said it.

[sardzify]

greatest comedian of the 21st century...chappel 2nd

[highflyer1313]

I can't stand people quoting lines from the video ruining the joke for the rest of us.

[chudjackson]

probably funny if i could hear what he's saying.

[jmore1971]

I have told people (before I hear him say this) If I were I midget...I rather be called that than "A little Person. I find that more insulting.

[pushindabush]

"That's a table, that's a chair, that's a midget."

[shinyfuzzy]

i saw a midget cop....

[boxingnut1986]

bill burr for president

[lester5192]

if we called them little people to begin with they would get pissed and say we should call them midgets.

[dunskie]

I never have seen a midget laying hot top on the highway. He has a good point. Bwaahahahahaha

[PerfectParasite]

Here is a quote regarding midgets in the military via a conversation between me and my dad.

"I wonder if they allow midgets in the military. I mean they have weight limits and height limits. Do they have a low end limit too?"-me

"I don't know but I think they could be useful to certain special ops missions. They ought to have their own little unit." Dad. Following this conversation was me dying in laughter.

[doomsy]

dressed like a munchkin, jumping up and down on a trampoline LOL.

[tehlolercaust]

i refuse to use the term "dwarf" until i see just one with a real beard thats long as fuck and running around with a battle-axe. midget is just synonymous with miniature.

[RCTPatriot75]

I've always thought that "little person" was far more insulting than midget.

[Rowhizzle]

lmaoooo@MIDGET AL SHARPTON

[spahnman]

Thats a table thats a chair and your a midget this is funny shit.

[rainey53]

I once went to a restaurant and was served by a midget. I didn't see him walk up to the table so when he introduced himself and took our order I was thinking the whole time that he was doing that lame thing that some Appelbee's/Hooters/Ruby Tuesday waitresses do, the whole kneel down to the level of the diner thing that I absolutely hate. I felt like a real ass for hating him all the while he took our order after realizing he was in fact a little person.

[lastunusedname]

Theres a midget waitress at the bar near my home. And shes kinda hot.

[SuperDorran]

well do her then!!!!!!!!!!

[lastunusedname]

@SuperDorran Sounds simple enough. I'll go try it.

Bitch bit my scrotum! In a bad way!!

[SuperDorran]

WHAT????? she bit your shit???? you palyin right??

[lastunusedname]

@SuperDorran If only I was. I don't know what went wrong though. All I said was "Hey, long as you're down there, how about a lick? If you do it, I'll stop making you jump for your tip."

Yeah, I'm joking. She licked it.

[mymarkis666]

Where can I purchase a midget?

[strafer]

@mymarkis666 You mean your mom didn't know?

[mymarkis666]

@strafer Didn't know what? where to purchase a midget?

[SuperDorran]

i want one as well, soo if you find out let me know

[dstebbin]

I wonder what would happen is a midget got a job doing stand-up comedy.

[VexT916]

Wee-man, Verne Troyer, Webster, and Guinness World Records smallest man Thapa Magar are very mad at you, Bill... but my average human isn't hahahahaha!

[GuineaJay]

I once saw a midget roofer on a job site. No shit. Looked like he should be doing sheds or tree house jobs.

[CaptClassic]

Always runnin' around playin' fuckin' circus, get a real fuckin' job!

[billszner]

Pretty funny.

[gearsofwar2318]

lmfao... Not only are you handicapped but your also fucking stupid! looooooooooooooolllllll

[thrdvision]

"i dont know who the hells leading the midgets" ... "i dont know who the midget al sharpa is"

Ahahaha!!!!

[humbabwe]

sharpton

[Ninjamonkey767]

"That's a table, that's a chair and you're a midget."

[crowndwner]

"...midgets aren't handicapped. So not only are you handicapped your also fuckin' stupid." LMAO so true...

[doobiest420]

Funny I'm watching this at work in my cubical and a friend of mine that works here is a 'little person' in a cubical :P haha

[mormonjoe]

@doobiest420 He gets his own cubicle? They should have given him a refrigerator box and called it a day...

[onehitta1]

I love how the description says he "explores" the pros and conslmao

[georg1984]

ROFL @ vid description!

[barrywinehousexp]

I LEIK MIDGITS LOL

[Hoboscouts]

fag

[fuckspicks88]

someone in the audience recorded it and posted it up on youtube.... duh shit just look at the quality and u can clearly tell its someones vid cam

[Brennan75]

how is this live if its already recorded?

[Evilucas]

Do you not know the definition for "Live"?

[NinjaLikeTeaBagger]

Evilucas I'm glad you exist.

[anonymizzle]

*dead*

[badaz2]

thats a table thats a chair youre a midget

[beafraid]

Holy shit too funny at the end almost spit out my drink.

[fiendish87]

omfg lmao at the end

[rave20913]

ahahahahahaha!! I love the end

[norzoloco]

"so not only are you handicapped your also fuckin stupid" LOL