Sin City In 5 Seconds

[ricthecoolguy]

lol the beginning was meh but the footage after the credits made it hilarious lol *Balls Rip* *You Hear McClane Laughing Like a Maniac* XD

[gopet100]

y did he kill himself i didnt see the movie

[greendevil98]

he was going to die of a bad heart anyways and if he didn't then the gangs would come after him and everybody he cared for. so to prevent that , he kills himself

[1boobfucker]

he killed himself because in the begging of the movie it is his last day before hes off the job (hes a cop) but he thinks he has to save this girl from getting rapped and murdered so he goes and finds her but the man who was gonna do that shit to her had a powerful father but he kills him anyways or so he thinks and he goes to jail for it then when he gets out he goes looking for the girl cause she is in trouble i could not tell you everything because i am running out of letters

[choocken]

@1boobfucker Your name makes me think your ignorant.

[killer1one1]

its k he kills himself in like the first 20mins

[marcellohro]

haha i like it

and i also love this movie

[cocacolacompany1]

sux

[suge696]

For those who don't understand these vids and can go fuck themselves.

1) These are not 5 seconds long

2)They aren't supposed to give any idea of the plot of this movie.

So, if you call this guy duche or anything again, you have no brains and the wolves are coming.

abitofJARVandOREO, more these. You're the best

[asapopoliss]

that was awesome , jeez give the dude some credit , i bet none of you ass holes calling him a douche could make a better one

[gunbunny51393]

wats the song towards the end

[Lord6of9Uk]

it's the SinCity soundtrack... the song's called 'Cells' by The Servant

[kallem10]

not how you do it

[guitarpwnage93]

wow this sucks dude lol you're really bad at making these

[neoranger15243]

why do people give a fuck if its not 5 seconds, its just a name for god's sake, and there normally really funny, just fucking watch them and stop saying pointless, for fuck sake.

[romansrule3]

so far ive counted 30 ppl who don't have a bigger brain to figure out that it's not really 5 seconds..

[nolan901]

your a douchebag

[Krypto282]

O RLY cos I thought is was 5 seconds ur so smrt

[bcouce]

it's all about that ending

[Traino6490]

I actually enjoyed it and thought it was well done, ignore all the assholes.

[anonymystery13]

you're right! i enjoyed it too!

[suge696]

these are very enjoyable indeed. But some idiots just don't appreciate if someone tries to make something. But I agree with you guys. These are hilarious.

[huseyinthebrain]

not good :(

[grimpadre]

"Mr. Stupid. Mr.-""BANG!"

Hilarious.

[olehh1]

GET A STOPWATCH :p LOL

[missismercury]

what the hell was that?

1.) more than 5 seconds

2.) doesn't give any clue about the movie, ridiculous!

[jakebearsrawr]

Wow. You're missing the point.

Clearly because the two 'points' you stated are what the 5 Second Movies are supposed to NOT be about.

[hassensakura]

Its more then 5 seconds...GET A WATCH! jk

[iverruler]

hahaha xD

[mortalkonlaw]

you suck.

[braun3812]

Mister

[cambiadecanal]

mr...boom

[XxSPOKENGOTHxX]

wat is music at end

[JamesTBond007]

it's from the soundtrack

[billgatesmen45]

he should have used the ending for the 5 second part

[BboyJovi]

NICE, Just say short clip next time. i was counting lol ...sorry

[RedeemerIX]

11110000000 second

[kristianbejb]

80 second

[jump4h]

wtf was that at the last 2 seconds?

*shudder*

[ShadowThePwnerer]

He ripped off his balls.

[DarakuDe]

his new balls xD

[Shikot]

bruce in die hard! hahaha

[DillzyDr00d]

Made more sense than the whole movie did.

[Drunkenprophet23]

I didn't laugh untill the last 2 seconds.

[se7endreams]

LOL!

[SpArKyz1001]

39 seconds

[00AgentMan]

wtf, creepy

[nickoisere91]

does it fuckin matter bout the length of the video, its a gd video!

[cheezeofages]

fails

[98integrals]

suuuuuucked

[Maksterdj]

More than 5 seconds. You fail.

[masterpiraka]

You fucking idiot.

[Maksterdj]

I'm not the idiot who fails to notice that this video is over 5 seconds when it says it is. So fuck off and go suck cock

[masterpiraka]

Yes. Yes you fucking are.

The length of the video isn't the point. It's the ironic comedy of a film condensed in WHATEVER TIME FRAME THE EDITOR SEEMS FIT. 5 seconds is a general term that describes the breifness of the video. NOT THE LENGTH DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLISECOND.

[Maksterdj]

Watch Matrix in 4 secs, Titanic in 5 secs, Batman in 5 secs or LOTR in 5 secs, for instance. They are not exactly 5 secs long; some a tiny bit more, some a tiny bit less. But they are not 20 seconds long like this piece of shit! They are done properly, with really short scenes, instead of one long one and a short one, and then randon nonsense at the end.This video fails to fall under the category of "in 5 secs". And you fail to notice this. Why? Because you are a fucking ignorant twat.

[masterpiraka]

And those are just a few.

OF HUNDREDFS. Do you think anyone actually gives a shit about the length of the vid anyway? You're the ONLY one commenting about the length of this video. And when someone tells you that's not the point, you call him an ignorant twat? Yeah ,you're cool.

Just remember whose gone fucking MENSTRUAL about a clip that isn's five seconds.

[Dellta88]

Get. A. Life.

[darkmindedsith]

How original.

[Dellta88]

I was talking to the dude complianing about how it's not 5 seconds... leave me the hell alone -__-

[darkmindedsith]

Oh okay, sorry. The way Youtube's stupid comments are set up, it looked like you said that in response to this video itself. I apologize.

[Dellta88]

Totally fine:) I get senstive about people's comments if they are in fact rude. But I also apologize :)

[darkmindedsith]

It's cool, I understand. I guess it made sense because nowadays, people insults videos like this by saying things like "get a life". Thankfully, you aren't one of those types. You understand the humor.

[Dellta88]

Yeah, these are some of my favorite vids on youtube :D It kills me how people complain because it goes over 5 seconds. Like that even matters.

[SPYBLOCK120]

OMG HE CUT OFF HIS PENIZ!!!!

[JanisFr]

nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[kranktank]

Weird, I don't remember the part with that yellow bastard getting his rebuilt junk torn off. Sweet.

[Acrazyvideomakingguy]

omg is that bruce willis in the chair? and was that him getting pwned at the end?

[LithiumZ2]

Spoiler: He dies.

[iamnotanija]

gay.........NOT

[sexypadri]

ajajjajajajajja

epic win

[Inoshiro90]

0:35 xD

[warcrime53]

hot damn!

that a rip off

xD

[Zunesrthebest]

i get it!!! lol

[Abracamoron]

Hahaha

[americathefat101]

hahahah i got it lololololol... 5/5

[BananaEvilish]

not funny. AND not a good summary of the movie

[Zombieclowns104]

What happened to theguywiththeglasses page!?!?!

[SANTARII]

Oh wait i saw one of your other movies, dont leave it to the guy with the glasses your funny, just, not this time really.

[SANTARII]

Leave it to the guy with the glasses, was funny but, only a bit.

[BananaCo12321]

I dont get why its so badly rated i thought it was funny

[GuimoXoX]

Miste *bang*

[SirMetaKnight6]

Isn't that mike from 24?

[DiabloSpartan]

What is that song at the end?

[denimjeans732]

the servant-cells its the background music to the song

[foxbrand80]

the time isn't what matters..its about the video being relevant to the movie..which is not actually being portrayed..2/5

[dudewiththecurls]

This was a total letdown

[RIPdementia]

I don't really get this, it isn't particularly relevant to the film or funny. Is it? :/

[dodgyv]

zzzz that was the worse 5seconds out and does he know how to count...it wasnt fucking 5seconds fuck..

[taft702]

Mister Stupid HAHAHAHAHHA

[Blackmetalupyourass]

the ending was fucking funny lol!!!

[Guandy]

lol @ the ending xD

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

why is everyone commenting on comments? comment on the friggin video, which was, by the way...shweeet.

[checkcheck189]

well i personally watched it because all the awesome chicks there and jessica alba:D

[DRUNKCANADIAN]

...I personally found Sin City to be a bore imo...mindless violence with shitty back stories isn't my thing

[Julkeee]

mindless violence is awesome.

[jdderew1]

well i saw the movie lots of times, and still love it, but this vid is piss of crap...

[Hellbizzle]

I hated that movie so much, but this video was awesome.

[soontobmoviedirector]

how could u hate it it was sweet u must be one of those idiots who thinks disaster movie or meet the spartans was awesome

[killeraddiction]

I hated this movie. But then again my favorite movies are crap like 2001: A Space Odyssey and Raging Bull....

douche.

[Finicks]

You think that liking movies like those make you intellectual, don't you?

[soontobmoviedirector]

never said that i was just wondering why he didnt like it cause most people think its a great film. and no this isnt even close to being the best film ever its just great

[TheSwordsman46]

You think that not liking them makes you down to earth?

[Finicks]

My comment was aimed at killeraddiction, pompously implying he's intellectually superior because he is above all this sin city drivel and he likes "good" movies like 2001 and Raging Bull. Geez, like what you like but don't think you're somehow empowered because of your personal taste.

[rjhgfalkfgalkdbfarh]

You're a fuckin idiot.

[killeraddiction]

cuz i hate sin city? Yeah, w/e.

[rjhgfalkfgalkdbfarh]

Uhhhhhh no, that you imply your somehow more intelligent because you like 2001: Space Odyssey and Raging Bull, which is fucking stupid!

[killeraddiction]

WTF? I wasn't trying to imply that!

Some guy was implying that if you don't like Sin City, then you must like some other crap like Meet the Spartans, which I don't.

I just made some smart ass remark that was clearly taken out of context...

[killeraddiction]

Wow -1 for telling the truth. You people are fucking retarded, just like this dumbass movie.

[chincer2007]

sin city is a great film, my third favourite infact :D

[Bemabond]

lol pretty good, but this is like the 9th vid i've seen that says it's 5 secs and is in the 30's. i'm lost.

[jimmyre1]

haha sin city is my all time favourite movie... i love quentin tarintino!

[guiquiguiqui]

It's not from Quentin Tarantino he only directed a sequence from the whole movie, actually the movie is from Robert Rodriguez

[FernandoTorrera]

What was he ripping of in the end? My guess is some reproductive organ. :/

[dieorbedead]

yupp. watch the movie. you won't regret it

[KobaltBlue]

Cells, by The Servant. Instrumental version.

[IzodMuse012]

what is the music from in the end?

[LauchX1337]

which 5 seconds of this bullshit is supposed to sum up sin city?

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

beginning was way too long but nice finish.

b+

[millzthrillz]

does anyone know the name of the song at 0:30? please post if you know <3

[ragerange33]

omg that was a bit gross

[meibymeiby]

WHAT HAPPENDS IN THE END? WTF!?

[Garren16]

Oh God! I wish I could take my rating back it was good till the end I hate you.

[emokidrad]

roflcopter.

[ElectricEels]

LOLOMGWTFBBQ

[jonnyhboy94]

rotflmao

[jeomorradi]

god movie, but your thing suced balls

[bullaboi]

lol

[fanofquentintfilms]

Not really.

[neverhadachoice]

hahahaha i love the die hard bit at the end

[Alexxx725]

who does that song?

[Arcon1337]

mr...*BANG!*

omg i wet myself laughing!

[Darkmage1293]

The ending wins.

[EthanRunt]

Ah, brilliant.

[DanielRock]

why is that 5 seconds? 5 seconds to do it?

[ArcaneAzmadi]

The other one was better.

[DrunkSabortooth]

that wasn't as funny as the real Sin City in 5 seconds.

[jcschrock]

boooo!!!!

[OMFGusername101]

lol 5 seconds?

[HappyDude777]

Boring!!!

[Atomicpunks22]

taht was gay

[eversincealways]

lame. boo. you fail.

[SecretTacoNazi44]

ZZZzzzz -_-

[mikkodude]

sin city was fucking awesome!!

[byronairfun]

the first sin city in 5 sec was better

[thefunkitect]

the end was the only funny part

[onepersontwoperson]

O.O :33-:38 was disturbing

[Daredevilfan182]

Hahahaha great!

[in5secs]

I liked it alot. Check out my 5 seconds movies :)

Maybe you'll like them as well.

[h0usE]

Great :) Check out my 5 secs movies :)

[Eggornator]

i loved the cutting! lol!

[Benji0Sama]

lol weird

[smumdax]

.. that wasn't 5 seconds...