Tajazzle: We all deserve to die

[jhiller21]

The human race is disgustingly funny

[Pandaspandas227]

i just woke up my roommate from laughing too hard

[senhorkorracha]

I wonder how down that guy can go, from topping Terry Crews to getting busted looking at ladies at the gym.

[jconguy]

I want to live Wolfgore Show's universe.

[littletesta1]

how do they taste good from tajdgazle? lol genious thank you

[mechanesthesia]

OMFG I AM DYINGGGGG

[ishmellow]

zsadjaslzamyzinghe

[xixax68]

so amazing, thank you Wolfgore Baby Lambs :)

[TheEpicality]

bro-oach? anyone?

[SageOverride]

The Running Man theme LOL!!!!

[001hinata001]

they keep saying fantastic. o_o

[whoremuffin]

one day i want to radiate with nothing but powdered sugar on my eyelids and the pheremones of wolfgore.

[phoenixdown84]

Wolfgore, you so fantastic, gurl

[ChappyDee]

I laughed SO HARD at "Vampire discovery... and acceptance."

[dannyandrijanic]

@ChappyDee My fat geek ass almost passed out laughing at that bit.

[ali14chahrour]

WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THIS ZSADJASLZAMAYZINGHE??

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

vampire discovery...and acceptance

Huge lol.

[jhiller21]

Never, ever stop doing these

[Tsho101]

WolfgoreShow, you are the best. PLEASE keep making these.

[demonicdrama]

The chick at 2:11 is a better actor here than in the real one! XD

I tajazzle everyday.

[damarei]

LOL!!!

At 1:13, when the music shifts, this video achieves perfection.

[adamasesaldaios]

@damarei The guy around that time point sounds and looks like Xerxes.

[PlacentaPudding]

I watched this high. Thank you, Wolfgore. I will never be able to watch one of my favorite movies (The Running Man) without thinking of you again!

[Sublime570]

2:27 is my favorite part.

[ElectrumShiv]

So.. WTF is tajazzle anyway?

[Kainlarsen]

Horrifying.

[dcoolio]

Suddenly i don't feel so tasty

[TheTibetanMethod]

"Put some bling in your fling."

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHGHGHGH

[philosiraptor]

oh my god no ok I watched some of the actual commercial nevermind I don't want to know

[philosiraptor]

......so wait, people lick these? Is that's what's going on? I'm lost. Why do they keep talking about tasting good

[DIYGAINESVILLE]

Is this Castlevania music??

[dinwixie]

I resent anyone who refers to their self as a god or goddess.

[LawyerScumGhost]

George Taylor: Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

[screaming]

George Taylor: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[insaneinthesfv]

Bullet Express brought me here, but Tajazzle brought me to the subscribe button.

[mario0318]

vampire discovery......... and acceptance

[SpookyElectric777]

what is this shit?? Like is it a toy with flavored lubed? I'm confused. lol 

[Cinnamonbuns13]

what are they selling?



[nitr0burn]

Now I can cheat AND smell great! Thanks Wolfgore!

[iDuhlan]

Zsadjaslzamayzinghe.

[squawstar]

Wolfgore Show is the best thing I've ever seen.

[spiegalr]

Misanthropy 101.

[MrAluminumJacket]

OH SHIT 'THE RUNNING MAN' MUSIC

[snufleufugus]

Still not sure what the product is....

[Datan0de]

@snufleufugus I'd sell half of everything I own to share your blessed, blessed ignorance. Cherish it.

[snufleufugus]

@Datan0de Is it like, rock candy for your vagina?

[Consequence]

@snufleufugus Was just gonna comment and say that I have no idea what it is.

[cmontheplane]

This is amazing.

[zxz555]

Definately the most underrated channel on theUtub. Love it.

[omgitsjeffrey]

This is easily one of the greatest things I have ever seen

[oogaboogan]

hooookkkaaayyyyyy bbuuusssttteed

iii wass loooookiiinnnnnn

sheee'ssss faannttaassstiiiiiccc

[AprilAnderson82]

Fantastic.



[ropesack]

excellent.

[lclpuddle]

what is this i don't even

[TheJasonDR]

@lclpuddle WOLFGORE

[AMpufnstuf]

Friends. Birthdays. Think about it.

[malcolmvanatta]

Tudd-jassle

[MrRiggyRiggs]

this video just stole my soul

[TheMagga108]

This video looks, smells, and tastes fantastic.

[malcolmhex]

oh dear god! why does it have flavors as a selling point?!? WHY?!?!?!

[yakuza941]

Everyone whining about the low view count, favorite the goddamned video. That'll get him noticed.

[SentByG0d]

TAJAZZ HANDS!

[dinwixie]

WolfgoreShow: transmuting smut and trash into works of surreal beauty.

[PatArbatross]

I know I feel good when I taste good.

[captainbatguano]

The mark of the beast

[rawful]

I don't do requests.

[davidrod1978]

The Running Man!!!!!!!!!!

[MCIzawa]

so its a powder that makes your vag taste like fruit?

[agopo]

Stunning and hilarious! Your humour hits me real strong, well done Wolfgore :)

[goombapolice]

Is the song from the Running Man?

[WhoopMQ]

You light up my life.

[raven66614]

Zsadjaslzamayzinghe!

[SpamNapkin]

zsadjaslzamayzinghe

[chthonic19]

I'm going to marry Wolfgore Show.

[LiquidMoogle]

@chthonic19 you better get some tajazzle then

[summitthescale]

This reminds me so much of Cinco Brand's jewel mouth decorator. 

[JobDDT]

I think their actual lines are more disturbing than the editing.

[DeePhlat]

No one man has chronicled the crumbling of the American Empire into passivity and egotism more thoroughly than WolfgoreShow.

[supermot34]

The music is awesome

[JordanK3lly]

I'm not even sure what they are trying to sell.

[zipzapzing]

@JordanK3lly Creams and powders to cover up "bad" woman smells, aka natural human smells. It's profiting off female body and scent shame.

[Andre00x]

Love it!

[Clarketk]

I can't imagine what a WolfgoreShow Halloween special would be like.

[drewbocop]

Huh huh. Okkaayy. Buss tedd.

[keikuru1]

make yourself dazzle with tajazz- AOLSKDAOSKDASODKA

[TenouHaruka0]

YES!!! My day has been made

[SonofJud]

Hahaha, this is great. The JaboodyDubs version of this is great too(in a different way)

[zoso682]

I'm very sorry that you had to watch/ edit/ censor the actual commercial for us. I'm sure you cried real tears. Thanks Wolfgore.

[theblahs]

what in all of gods hell...

[Xbogey]

I hope that our civilization never comes to an end just so future generations don't have to discover and be ashamed about the stupid shit we did, like Tajazzle.

[coprographia]

girls used to laugh at me for wearing candy

well who's laughing now

[fenderjerk]

are dudes allowed to wear tajazzles, I want to look good AND taste good. :-/

[FerCryinOotLoud]

@WolfgoreShow This is a work of art. I saw the "real" commercial up late one night after having oral surgery. I thought I was freaking out on my pain meds. Are the people that sell and buy this human? Am I perhaps not human because I don't understand it. Tajazzle is giving me an existential crisis!

[defcon00000]

So it's rhinestones that taste good?

[Gyglz4Lyff]

please tell me that the original wasn't serious. I don't think I can live in a world where Tajazzle actually exists.

[WolfgoreShow]

@Gyglz4Lyff It's real, and the real one is a half hour of pieces of shit talking about how good they look, and how to get even MORE guys to hit on them. Disgusting

[Gyglz4Lyff]

@WolfgoreShow I just went to the website. Never have I seen such depravity. Thank you for making this vile trash into something palatable.

[WolfgoreShow]

@Gyglz4Lyff Welcome! I thought I would take out all the offensive stuff, and make it watchable.

[mutrid]

surprise tranny, that's hilarious. Running man? 

[WolfgoreShow]

@mutrid YES. One of my favorite themes of all time.

[MagikMac]

@WolfgoreShow deff one of the best themes ever written great choice

[cpulaski]

This is amazing. I love you!