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[GetFuckingAngry]

the first episde where all 5 members are talking. cool?

[Muayti]

he did law abiding citizen

[hax0rHATREDhax0r]

I love Law Abiding Citizen.

[TheRockgodicus]

I give this a Rental. It's got some cool moments but it just gets so stupid quite a bit. I also thought the excessive nudity and profanity was unnessecary (and this is coming from someone who doesn't give a damn about content in film 95% of the time)

[fallkhild]

ahaha I love it when they bring in Co host. boot him up from his sleep mode.

[codafett]

Bullshit plain and simple.

[kenneth2051]

when that face poped up AHHHHHH ( those who saw it will know)

[bloodpressurenotgood]

hahaha! did you see that scary black man cartoon drawing of terry crews these guys have!? it looks just like him. i want to know whose the artist? does he have a deviant art page? man that was good.

[aaronavidon]

FUCK CRANK 2

[OTOBIOISOCUTEO]

@aaronavidon

HA funny i just watched crank 2 and after that i watched this movie which im now looking at review for

[indianaironracer4]

Really hated the ending they just dropped it literally

[spillcom]

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[d3rkaderk4]

I thought this movie was going to be crap but it kind of surprised me. For such a shitty premise I think they did a good job.

[meatballllll]

I tried to watch this movie yesterday and after 45 minutes horrendous torture I gave up . This movie is a huge piece of shit.

[masterDevis]

1:09 Nazi Zombies mode!

[masterDevis]

Not only were they flashing titties and ass, at the same time they were playing a terrible song called The Bad Touch!

[d3rkaderk4]

@masterDevis the bad touch is an awesome song, bloodhound gang rules.

[carleton666j]

Saw it on netflix had to say not too bad of a movie at all

[nakonakosir]

oh my god where is the part of this movie

[Czaja2590]

low rental

[carlosespejo172]

"a mean .. sh?#$# control $%% bad a"#$#" fu*K " learn to speaks like people retards

[AuggieJames]

first one ive seen with all five of the hosts.

[166beads]

Worst film ever, and why the fuck as these douches reviewing the film if they have not seen it!!!

[aero1315]

@166beads this vid shows their prediction and review. Meaning the first part of this vid is only a prediction why the last half is after they had seen it

[AvatarTwasCheesy]

@166beads You idiot, They were pre-judging how the movie was going to be like from watching the trailer then they reviewed it after they saw it.

[166beads]

@AvatarTwasCheesy What's the point in that? That's most un-useful type of review ever. The film was shit anyway, 29% on rotten tomatoes.

[XxWarArtistxX]

That was some ol' bullshit, I hated that movie.

[TheAussieRocket]

some ol' bullshit right here.

[Dragunnnnn]

Yeah i felt this movie had such little character development I wasn't getting involved. I didn't feel attached to any of the characters and could care less if they died. The t-bag at the beginning of the movie was the only good part.

[drpayne2008]

LUDA!!

[urbangekko]

BECAUSE THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!

[MegaShadowrunner]

Cool movie, not nearly as good as 300. I agree with the rating.

[starwolf112]

it's some old bullshit all around

[unytcommsys]

Watched it, good movie.

[misledlestat]

Saw this movie yesterday on netflix And here is my review of the movie in a nut shell=It suck more then a blond on prom night!

[13patman]

@misledlestat duoche its a fun movie

[misledlestat]

@13patman Yeah if your 16! Sorry I love dumb action movie's but this was just bad!

If you like it, more then likely your not a adult.

[13patman]

@misledlestat dude stop being a buzz killlinton it was a good movie so dont blow my high

[TheSpedattack]

Matinee my ass what a bad review

[BlackOut0189]

"It's like someone threw a camera in a toilet and flushed it."

Hahahahaha!

[DJDannyBacardi]

"i know im in some bullshit" haha

[GrayWoIf]

ok what does percy jackson do in this movie? and should I even ask why ludacris is even in it

[chucky6879]

kick ass movie

[TheWitcherFanboy]

The only thing that can possibly give this movie a matinee is Micheal C. Hall :D

[angelmarine1292]

Terry Crews ftw!

[IGNsucks]

I only watched this cause of Micheal C Hall, fucking shit movie. I guess after Six Feet Under and Dexter he had to eventually appear in something bad.

[ktto11]

Gerard Butler: You know I'm in some bulls***?

[468304]

they carnt say owte if they have only seen a trailor because this movie is awseom just a bit hard to understand at times

[thejww96]

this movie sucked 

[MrLiquidjcb13]

I think is a movie just to relax and eat popcorn nothing more nothing less

[scaredlife123]

iv got to find my wife-TITIESSSS- LOL AND THATS WHY I LOVED THIS MOVIE

[danceofmrgrumble]

You know I'm in some bullshit!

[Liberator130]

Michael C. Hall's dance number instantly made this movie a matinee

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

Terry Crews is a fuckin weapon

[x3r9g6]

good idea about using convicts as avatars but the rest was some ole bullshit........rented it for $4 but i dont think i could watch it twice.

[rocksock00444]

i did enjoy this movie the story hard to understand sometimes but i think the idea of a gamer being good enough to win without dying is a good story people say it sucks because its a kid giving orders to a soldier and not ever dying but there are a select few good enough to do so after all no one else made it to level 30 but him and i like the idea of controlling others in a game over all i liked it and give it 4 out of 5 stars

[diceasd]

great review. Points out the good and the bad bits. This isn't an absolute praise nor is it a rant. plus i thought th movie was good. :)

[darthsasuke554]

i enjoyed this movie

but the whole time i watched this movie all i could think of was me playing Modern Warfare 2 and dying fucking 20 times

i would take out a whole prison in one game

[xXZeroClaymoreXx]

It was a good movie. Id give it a 3/5 

[Stitchpunk9]

Because THIS...IS...SPARTA!

True epicicity!

[TheKingofHazzard]

Dude I loved this movie! The first time I saw one of the guys teabag another dude's corpse, I think I about wet my pants

[xXZeroClaymoreXx]

@TheKingofHazzard ME TOO XD

[NarutoYaoiFa]

God this movie was bad

[therealbatty4life]

Terry Cruz was some kind of wack out bad ass in this movie

[400batman]

Why did David Fisher become an evil genius, Fisher and sons would have been rich as heck in the this movie

[larsattack]

I think Gerard Butler is an amazing actor. They don't give him enough credit.

[adislavchev]

Very abstract movie

[XXTHE12THMANXX]

I couldn't watch the first hour of this because it was so bad

[dmn1n]

tt's

[GamerfreakB7]

Gamer's plot SUCKED but it had some sick action scenes. If they had cut some of the society scenes from the film it would've flowed better, plus eliminate the unneccesary titties scenes and the rating would've gone up, NO DOUBT IN MY MIND

[AciDxRaiNx419]

these guys get paid to hate on things that they envy.

[tiburcio9999]

the game is better that the surrogates shit from bruce willis, and this guys need to get late soon XD jajaja

[Scarleto]

I thought it was hella sweet in that over the top way those Crank boys seem to be intent on.

The story...not so much, I'll agree on that. Everything else was killer though.

And LOL the contrast between Logan and Gerard mades me snicker everytime.

[atleyk]

yall have no fucking life..at all...infact im pretty sure you hump dead dogs

[mar50X]

@atleyk why are you complaining?

[OmniTron1000]

LOL Co-Host ass raped him! LOL

[barkevvv]

fuckin love co host

[XXTHE12THMANXX]

This movie really sucked

[HaggardNaggar]

I can't believe anyone liked crank! The first one was some ol bullshit and the second one made me feel guilty about wasting my time watching it.

[nonofyall]

@HaggardNaggar Dude they're fucking hilarious. It's not a good movie but damn there some hot ass action and humour in there.

[HaggardNaggar]

Well I disagree, there are movies who have done action and comedy better than this, and the more Jason Statham does these shit movies I loose respect for him. BTW in my first comment i didn't mean some ol bullshit as a rating, If I had to rate crank 1 & 2 it would be a "Fuck you"

[Tige9999]

Completely true. this movie's rating would drop a whole star if they didnt go 30 minutes distracting you with tits and ass. the fat guy playing nika are the most comedic parts.

[Puglous]

"I've got to find my wi-

TITTIES!

My daughte-

ASS!"

[TheNikko88]

@Puglous lol so funny

[masterDevis]

@Puglous LMAO!

[masterDevis]

@Puglous LMAO!

[sniperhobbit]

I rly enjoyed this film :)

[cjg1029]

I thought it was really awesome it kinda had a few speed racer over the top parts the story was kinda dumb and confusing but I thought it was definitely worth a watch I watched it a few times actually the story didnt make any more sense the third time but the action was still great and I really like Gerard Butler's acting but maybe I'm a novice when it comes to judging specific acting rather than the whole overall movie

[blairBROKEN]

shit I thought it was amazing

[BRADERZ2008]

i think the film was pretty funny especially when one of the guys teabags someone a dead guy lolidge!!!!!!

[weirdy9]

whenever butler kicked ass, it was entertaining, but when trying to be an actual movie, it sucked like if it was total garbage flushed with $15 million(seriously, that's the total budget of this film)!! Overall, its entertaining bullsh#t.

[TheKal445]

this movie sucked ass

[CaptCow]

I just saw this movie and all at the same time I thought it was exciting, interesting, stupid, and it made me feel dirty as I watched it.

[PowellCoryad]

Guys this is online and its at My Movie Share . com

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

It wasn't as bad as Babylon A.D. or Crank 2 but it was still pretty stupid

[MrJacker25]

You know I'm in some bullsh*t lol spillcom ftw

[mastergp4life]

LOL OMG fucking hilarious! i didnt even much care about the review..these guys were funny.

[RochelleDawley100]

Best movie of 2009 (well, almost) ... Ace Free Movies . com has it.

[detteeeee]

i think gerard butler is a great actor, i liked the movie .. :)

[VampireSlayer94]

I have got to find my wife... TITTIES! ... my daughter... ASS!

Look, here is a man who just wants to find his family, but you keep shoving tits and ass in his face. COULD YOU STOP!!!! LOL

[MiiJay]

the awesome part was when the twins show their tits

[fuck6488]

gerard butlers like i've got to find my wife...TITS, my daughter...ASS.....LOL

[fludblud]

wasnt brilliant, but a fun and entertaining movie to watch. especially spotting all the halo and sims references because i play videogames ALOT. (i loled when someone teabagged the dead body in the opening battle)

[grimgor999]

I facepalmed when that happened

[vide0lover]

Dexter!!! I was thinking that too. when I saw him I was like "yay! it's Dexter! then he started talking about I was like "WTF?" lol

[TheVgstudio]

hey you fuckers have you ever scene  law abideing citizen cause you fuckers have not scene law abideing citizens

[liefstevera]

@TheVgstudio gamer was WAY before law abiding citizen you jackass, you mind want to consider that before calling anyone a fucker

[timlikesnaruto]

seen*

[ZanderFeldman]

I laughed my ass off when I saw the main villain billionaire playboy child starting dancing! It was a pretty bad movie. Especially that cameo by the guy from Heroes.

[Levahk]

This movie Was perfet I was Happy with it the entire movie. But for some reason Retards Think their opinions should be heard and bash this movie I mean I watched Crank and it was god horrible. I couldnt get myself to watch the second one yet I aint going to bash it. Excluding it now since a few of these people decide to bash this movie yet say crank was good.

[vampirelovewerewolf]

Put a camera down the loo and flushed it LOL

[spice419]

shit movie

[sladesyd]

If they dident bring all the sex and shut in, and just showed baddass fighting scenes it would be awesome, but I think the movie just sucked

[XaviersSecretary]

I saw the movie. I found it very entertaining. If you want realism: don't watch this movie. There were funny scenes and the bad guy was a bad guy. Its enjoyable.

[guystuff100]

the movie sucks....this should have had a prequal... THIS movie shood have been a second...they gave NO story behind WHO the characters are, WHAT the whole story IS... its a terrible movie...i feel bad for Gerard Butler because hes sucha great actor. in a shitty movie, it does him no good...good thing he was in Law abiding citizen

[ultimatesupremedrago]

lol 2:07

[ryasum]

this is retarded, they're bashing the movie based on the trailer only. the movie itself was surprisingly good i thought.

[greenjade05]

They saw the movie..

[harrow555555]

@ryasum If you watch the rest of the video you will see that they then go and watch the movie and review it based off of that you complete sack of shit.

[dethklok831]

@ryasum r u f*cking high!

[scw1100]

this movie SUCKS

[theresult23]

you guys are fucking hilarious !!!!!

[Alvinkujur711]

THIS IS SPARTA !!!! You guys are hilarious!!!!!

[eskimo810]

this was fuckin hilarious

[fullclip16117]

I think these guys got this review wrong. It wasn't the best movie ever, but the bottom line is that filmmakers are going to ripping off this movies style for years to come.

[Wolf2Blood]

THIS

IS

SPARTA!

i luv these guys!

[greenfury87]

so guess what, youre busy with us thursday night. f*ck! hahahaha

[tacoshitter]

lols its weird how they talk to co host, like hes actually a robot XD its like the real guy is sitting in the room, but they talk to him like hes a little robot ball thing.

[jagarcia0705]

I would not be suprised if something like Gamer becomes real. Gamers' concept makes virtual reality look like Mangavox Odyssey.

[megamaxx53]

Yo! Co Host 3000! In the 'Gamer' review, why do Cyrus, Leon n Carlyle seem to hate u?

[TheKaranEdition]

running man..meets death race 2000..meets..uh... XBOX lol :P

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

Pretty good movie, not fantastic but great.

[hanseykemmerer]

wtf!??? ooompa loompas???

[greenfury87]

he looks at the camera like, you know this some bullshit

[marvesmarves]

@6:14 that's the comedian from white chicks, he's not scary, he's funny, lol

[tacoshitter]

rofl that comedian was flexin some serious muscles in the beach scene in that movie too :P

[confusion444]

lol nice review i hope its an alright movie also i think as guys u should be happy to see tittys and ass but i see wat ur saying

[DudemanClide]

SPARTA!!!1

[mmpwtf]

i liked the movie, i actually think it got better towards the end when you could actually see and understand whats going on in the action, also i think it had a good concept.

also i like the part at the end when the guy was singing.lol. but thats jus me.

[gleecomm]

If there had been more of the battle scenes and less of the nasty fat man playing God through his female avatar this would have been a great movie. Also laughed at the T-bag reference in the beginning.

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

i havent seen the movie,but love the song "sweet dreams" by marilyn manson :D

[GoryLahk]

at 1:28, i died

[ComedianFromSpace]

"It`s like somebody throw a camera in the toilet and flushed it and it`s just a bunch of crazy shit flying around..." It was the best description of the movie i have ever heard... :D

[bennetthawk911]

Heres my review of Gamer It was the best movie i have ever seen full price

[wortho76]

clown face from the closer is in it

[98Waffles]

wtf happened to carlyle

[reddeathx1]

Kids using convicts as playable characters....Going to have a hell of a lot of dead convicts.

[stephenroseccp]

I felt the same way on this movie, it had some entertaining moments but glad I just rented it.

[mudvainian]

tities

[candicedysart]

That was a funny review, I killed myself laughing.

[gizzyluvpretzals]

dis movie waz crap,it couldve been sumwhat good but omg it failed

[chrisig717]

i just watched it...

:P

alot of boobies

[CROSSFIRE145]

i watched it by getting it on lime wire

[SeFu2006]

Lol..."It's like they threw a camera in the toilet and flushed it."

[d34d10ck]

lol

What kind of a review is that? You haven't even seen the movie.

Trailerreview of the week or what?

[AlpacaBBQ]

who cares that shit was funny

[AIRxBOURNExPRO]

@d34d10ck lol you didnt watch the whole thing there was before they saw it and then after.

[d34d10ck]

Guilty.

If that's really the case (Sorry. Can't listen through the whole thing without stapling my ears shut) than i apologize.

[Floralin]

They did watch the movie. They tell us their expectations of the movie they re about to see and then give the review after watching it .check 3:40

[mins0r]

maybe the bes film i ever seen

[papatearon]

SPARTAN!!!! Anyway, Gerard Butler is awesome.

[JadoreKrista]

i have to disagree with most comments, i loved the movie, and there was parts i laughed at. I personally loved it.

[GORIZARD4]

I've lost ALL respect for gerard butler because of this movie. this was extreme bullshit. #1 worst movie of the year on my list

[7979paul]

It was ok

[Balian49]

Wait - they're doing the review and they haven't actually seen it yet?

[crazegeckko]

wow i was just thinkin this looks a lot like crank with the fast paced action and sort of graphic during the action sequences and it turns out the same ppl made it

[tommiisan]

Hahaha, I found the film unique. I liked it. I'm sick of people having to compare random films to something good. Then again, the cast of Ludacris and Michael Hall was definitely ridiculous. So weird. I love this film, though. And these reviewers are hilarious.

[SunflowerGwendoline]

Actually, I think this film´s got a real message apart from just being violent. I´d say it critizises our society in many ways and Michael C Hall's and Gerard Butler's performances were just great.

And just saying: thats rite some bullshit is not an appropriate comment to post. Just think before writing next time, okay?

[CROSSFIRE145]

thats rite som ol bullshit