How To Beat Chavs

[weemaig]

who could be scared of that english accent yeez sound like poofs

[gaz10101]

@weemaig and you're from?

[weemaig]

@gaz10101 glasgow

[gaz10101]

@weemaig it is a panzy southern accent yeah. haha. But least they didnt grow up in Britains toilet - glasgow haha.

[L0NL3YASIAN]

267 people are chavs =]

[Mrtoaman]

anyone ever seen crocodile dundee, when the guy pull s a switch knife out at him and then dundee goes, thats not a knife, (pulls out a bowie knife) this is a knife. this video reminded me of that film

[mirwin931]

Haha 1.02 "blawww"

[KezVanBeck]

ew

[Chamberi]

I love the amount of people commenting on here saying how 'fake' and 'unrealistic' it is. Bet you don't have anything bad to say about the realism in things like Transformers though.

[rowanlrfc]

@Chamberi guy sounds like harry potter

[Chamberi]

@rowanlrfc Looks like him too

[kingdev97]

this is fucking jokess man..why so many dislikes? obviosly its fake it a piss take...dw chamberi the nerds actually wanted to learn how to beat chavs..this is too funny

[Chamberi]

@kingdev97 Not worried at all mate. They 'abusive' comments that some morons leave on here have been keeping me amused for four years. Cheers for seeing the funny side though

[TS12ls]

coz that whats would happen?

chav dont even mugg people? ?:s

[Solitarious2011]

Its a shame the person you had playing the chav was so polite.

What you really need is someone who has had a labotomy and keeps dribbling... you know.... more chav like :)

[arge717]

Piss poor

[asaqe3]

265 users were shiv weirding Chavs

[BombproofChip98]

fake but so funny. good job!

[Simon1England]

fake

[Chamberi]

@Simon1England Really? Can't say I had noticed

[ProjectShiftz]

@Simon1England What a dumb ass

[MCTheo3]

Pluralisations don't have apostrophies. So "chav's" should be "chavs".

[TheTownender]

The ''brat'' at the end made the video for me... classic.

[Callumf]

cringe.

[jedidude04]

I wish a fuckin chav would walk up to me when i had my gun..ffs..

[777doom]

lol *gun runs away* "BRAP!"

[valon750]

"oh I've seen a fucking gun before mate"

"jesus christ!"

*runs away*

[adam4bfc]

id just ping in the head with a sniper

[sandvich3]

252 chavs were hurnt in the making of this video

[shakershawcross]

Its like Harry potter but real

[Chamberi]

@shakershawcross Yeah, except he has a gun instead of a fancy stick

[shakershawcross]

@Chamberi Hahaha yeah

[gpgpgp13322]

have you seen a gun before ohyeh ive seen a gun before lol that was funny!!!

[PrincessMizzMeg]

How to own a chav or more than one: chuck norris.

[Gaston624]

Chav's are annoying terrorist gays!

[Gaston624]

Chav's are disrespectful, gay, chavvy, annoying, terrorists..

[largey1234]

I'm not kidding, but is that harry potter with a berretta??? Voldamort never saw him coming!!

[shaunyb90]

fail that woodnt happen the long haired hippy would give it up in 2 secs flat ...batty boy

[4321Tucker]

great video!!! lol

[MICKYMAVYT]

@TheXmetalchickX lol fuck off.

[greghell]

@brendude95

That's pretty you displaying a text book example of a racism dude. Just to clarify your counter argument - a Nazi is someone that has decided to take a philosophy into their life, they can be from which ever place of birth or whatever country. It's not a "race", it's a philosophy so, to call them "scum" isn't racism, it's a disagreement with their ideas.

Read a book about dude - or research on the web. Information is everywhere, it's good to know these things before you argue.

[MICKYMAVYT]

@TheXmetalchickX first, i'm not a chav and second, only a pussy and a little faggot would say something like that behind a computer screen.

[MICKYMAVYT]

@TheXmetalchickX Thats easy to say on the internet you little pussy.

[DKILLER999]

ha! that chav screamed like a girl when he saw the gun!

[Shakeyboat1]

How to beat a chav, obtain an asp baton & or learn ju jitsu! how to scare a chav obtain a HK USP. how to kill a chav, a double tap should suffice :-)

[tigershav]

hahahahahehehehe

[777doom]

the "BRAP" as he runs away is just priceless

[domfly747]

Lol amzing i hate chavs :)

[MICKYMAVYT]

lol look at the faggot with the girl haircut

[THEGODOVROIDZ]

chavs are not even that bad, i mean people are just extremeley judgemental, me and pritty much all of my mates are "chavs" because we ware track suit bottoms, trainers and hoodies, that doesnt mean that i'd stab the first person that passes me, or rob the corner shop every month, or sit about drinking cyder on the park whilst shagging some 16 year old girl in the bushes, as i know some people have done... but i dont do that, never, shit i wouldnt even kill a black widdow if it was in my bedroom!

[G1NZOU]

@THEGODOVROIDZ Stereotypes suck. :)

I don't think of people as chavs or emos or geeks, everyones an individual.

[EddieVegetable]

Fight back! Like this gay does!

[alex07140]

LMao 'gimme all your money or i'll stab you..look mate fuck off' LOL

[andreaiscoolerthanyo]

no way could i take this accent seriously

[bottbottman3]

How to beat a chav: fight them one at a time. if you single out a fight against a chav, they WILL run.

[IBZJEM7V]

hahaha like this

[Stroudey1]

isnt it nga?

[Chamberi]

@Stroudey1 nah, it's National Rifle Assosiation

[jjrocks3333]

tell u how to beat chavs, learn judo jujitzu and kick boxing like i did sorta owns

[lmckay023]

yes!!! i am sick of chavs

[lmckay023]

LOL!!! i didnt expect alot but that was funny

[Alexc3217]

Cool, best chavs are so thick that they've lost thier humanity, they wouldn't think for a second before stabbing you.

[MissSammyCullen]

Fake but funny. Pussy shit!! lol

[Tannyyaaable]

haha its joke

[meaganacious]

You called him a "pussy shit"! ROFL :P

[MisturrJamiee1]

oh but yeh i agree, its reli fuckin true easy as to scare a chav lol,

[MisturrJamiee1]

Good attempt, just your too white to pull it off mate, and maybe invest in a more real looking gun?

[Chamberi]

@MisturrJamiee1 too white?

I like that

[brendude95]

@Chamberi

Nah nah nah...your going to need a handgun for the 1vs1 and when they come in gangs of 5...napalm or an M240 would mow them down...you are never too white to kill chavs

[gestapo105]

What a spakker xD

[mcmanusman123]

that is shit

[UNrestrictedxManiacs]

i liked the video, but seriously move the hair out of ya face or cut it, arn't you embarresed, christ! you make all... wait are you a metal head or just a....never mind!

[Chamberi]

@UNrestrictedxManiacs guy with the long hair is called Lee. He's kinda a moron

[Lewis95xp]

@UNrestrictedxManiacs Maybe you should stop worrying about people's hair and worry about Justin Beiber becoming so popular...

[UNrestrictedxManiacs]

@Lewis95xp but he's not becoming populer....

[IndianaJoel93]

how to beat chavs? carry a handgun, anti-personell mines and a small machine gun

[RedvsBlueshow]

@IndianaJoel93 You don't need a handgun, anti-personell mines and a small machine gun.

FLICK THEM WITH YOUR FINGER AND THERE DEAD

[ixclickherexi]

@IndianaJoel93 hey, girls work too....save some money

[IndianaJoel93]

@ixclickherexi what has that got to do with anything?

[xxXxSCEMOxXxx]

fake as.. but its fukin hilarious and soo fukin true LOL

[ChrisCarter1983]

That was excruciatingly poor.

[pArAmOrE338]

FUCKING PISSY SHIT!!

guns. fooking love em.

^^ funny shit ^.^

[hinchyc]

sad bastards

[santhony666]

BRAP!

lol'd soooooooooooo hard!

[trainsandfigers]

WTF lol

[tiamat1296]

WTF is a chav!!lol

[ehsandesh]

wigger

[PezzerDude65]

WOOOOOO!!!!!!

[CR0SBO]

i dont get it.. he didnt kill the chav.. why not..

[johnnrikky]

so the messege is hear t beat a chav u must be a chav i dont get it lmao

[xOoMUSEoOx]

acting= rubbish :)

[oldkido]

This video should be titled - "Harry potter v Chav"

[iGlyphix]

@oldkido Because the stars can't act but you love the film anyway and the bad guy never gets enough of whats coming to him?

[oldkido]

@iGlyphix

What are you talking about? The guy with the gun looks abit like harry potter......

[bigdave813]

Lol. "Guns FUCKING LOVE EM"

[M4GiiKZz]

chavs? ur worried about chavs:L haha make me laff PAKIS are the people we need to get rid of ! them vile creatures !!

[IMTHEFCKNSHNIZZLE]

oh dear i think thats a bit harsh man - you prob get sum stick for that comment:O

[Chamberi]

@M4GiiKZz HA!!

[MaxiBoOoY]

@Chamberi

Spot on.

[Xynok111]

@M4GiiKZz Combine the 2 and there you go

[greghell]

@brendude95 Way to drop your IQ level buy several billion points! At least being a "chav" is a choice. Racism is just as band as the ignorance chavs spread.

[brendude95]

@greghell

Get a brain...its not racism...the majority of "pakis" are nothing more than greedy...pathetic...jobless...­benefit milking scum...all of them also follow a deluded and extremist religion...which has been proven to tell them to kill all westerners...not only that but this majority of "pakis" hate our guts...

Its about time you find out who the racist is to be honest...next time a Jew calls Nazi's scum...tell him he is a racist too...dumbass

[greghell]

@brendude95

That's pretty you displaying a text book example of a racism dude. Just to clarify your counter argument - a Nazi is someone that has decided to take a philosophy into their life, they can be from which ever place of birth or whatever country. It's not a "race", it's a philosophy so, to call them "scum" isn't racism, it's a disagreement with their ideas.

Read a book about dude - or research on the web. Information is everywhere, it's good to know these things before you argue.

[brendude95]

@greghell

I was mainly referring to their actions and religion...NOT their country or skin colour...i was also partially joking...relax...

By "pakies" i was referring to non working...benefit leeching...non english speaking...rude...arrogant middle easterns...

[greghell]

@brendude95

Do they all have the same religion now? I dunno, the bigotry just piles up.

By saying that non-working etc etc are "pakis" it's racist. Makes no difference, it's never a joke.

[brendude95]

@greghell

Yes they do...im not trying to be nasty here but they are all Muslims...it just doesn't add up...you would think they would vary from there religion and country but no...they are all the same country and religion...and they are all just as disrespectful and economy leeching as eachother...

[brendude95]

@greghell

Hold on a second...that comment wasnt even me!? ...but still..."pakies" is a term used not because of their skin colour or country but because of their hate towards western society...their lazy asses that dont work...their lazyness to not bother learning english and their ignorant and rude personalities...that is a "pakie"...if i knew a Middle Eastern man who was respectful and worked really hard he would not be a "pakie"...he would be a hard working friendly citizen

[brendude95]

@greghell

Its similar to the term "chav"...chavs are white...does that make me racist against chavs and white people? no..."pakie" is used in the same context as "chav"...its just your oversensitive politically correct brain cannot see that

[greghell]

@brendude95

Your ignorance displays everything that is wrong with the world today and doesn't even warrant any more discussion. You are a lost case.

[brendude95]

@greghell

I have just explained everything about the word and why it is not "racist"...your "do-goody" behaviour and political correctness is everything that is wrong with the world today...why opinions cannot be voiced...why our country is suffering from overpopulation and a rediculous crime rate...

The term "pakie" would only be used as an insult and you know that...so stop whining and overeacting...possibly learn about why this country is in a dire state and then talk to me

[brendude95]

@greghell

Not to mention "pakie" is as offensive as "jap" or "brit"...simply an abbreviation of a country...its only because of double standards and people like you that they can claim it to be an insult...in the same way rappers can say "nigger" in a song all they like...even call eachother it...but as soon as somebody who isn't black says it they are absolute racists...

[brendude95]

@greghell

Either way i stand by my point that the majority "pakies" are benefit leeching...non-working...ignor­ant people who absolutely disgust western society...if you want to call me a racist for singling them out...then so be it...if i have my head screwed on straight im a racist...this politically correct bullshit had gone way too far...care to even tell me where abouts you live?

[greghell]

@brendude95

I've lived in many towns, in many countries, born and raised in the UK. A perspective of the rest of the world does a man good, you should try it.

[brendude95]

@greghell

Get over this "racism" crap..."pakie" is used just like "chav"...its not racist what i said...its truthful and just free speech...it may not be politically correct but i don't need you whinging like that...you remind me of my neighbour complaining about the noise of trampoline springs...and when we were building a garage...useless whingers with nothing better to do...

[cooliofil]

Omdz

[Morrisonii]

So the lesson is always carry a gun?

[wellieification]

basically (:

:L

[184natasha]

Clearly fake, but hilarious!

[goonmyson]

was mildly amused until the chav legs it and goes 'BRUP' that was hilarious

[jackyboy1923]

Who do you think you are .

Get a life we will never ever run away from a greasy rocker like you.

[XxJukesxX]

@jackyboy1923 don't admit to being a chav, it's nothing to be proud of. giro fiends like you are the ones who need to get a life.

[jackyboy1923]

well it is better than being a greasy rocker like you ,so you might as well get a life .

plus at my school there are rockers like you and most of them are my mates so piss off

[XxJukesxX]

@jackyboy1923 i'm not a greasy rocker though. and i already have a pretty good life.

can't be your mates if you're calling them greasy, dipshit.

[jackyboy1923]

but they are my mates pretty gd mates so go get a life you lonley twat so piss off

manwhore

[XxJukesxX]

@jackyboy1923 the funny thing is, i'm not actually lonely. and btw, I can't really be a manwhore and lonely as well then can i?

you're clearly a retard if you make that mistake, and need to reuse insults and spell simple words like "lonely" wrong.

[jackyboy1923]

shut up i dont no y we are arguing so lets stop it right nowwere acting like a bunch of stupid children

[XxJukesxX]

@jackyboy1923 my first message is a big hint

[jackyboy1923]

wat ever just forget it like it never happend

[greasychipbeattie]

Haha, rate funny.

[andrewm153351]

within .00001 seconds, i already knew it was fake.

[Chamberi]

Look how smart you are

[andrewm153351]

well thank you

[U48]

we should be allowed guns in the UK, AR-15 for me thanks

[adamlikescheeze2]

lmao tht was so funny:P

[Hypersuperawesome]

truly terrible, really

[lastmarine]

yeah real likely situaion. more likely senario is the chav takes the toy gun out your hand and pistol whips your dumb ass with it.

[Chamberi]

What part of "joke" do people not understand?

[calzagheisthebest]

@Chamberi what part of *funny* do these people not understand?

[bunweedudunkno]

dis is fukin bollox......blatently jus sum shit college students who were bord...no chav wud ask if uv ever sin a gun b4.....dik eadd, he'd pull it out n shoot u up the fukin arse if he was a reeall badman

[Chamberi]

"blatently jus sum shit college students who were bord"...... that's pretty much spot on mate

[Angevin1990]

What's the difference between a dying chav and an onion?

Onions make you cry.

What's the difference between Jews in Nazi Germany and chavs?

One was given accommodation by the state and had to work long hours for no pay...

[Angevin1990]

How do you start an argument with a chav?

Breathe!

A Chav walks into the job centre and says "I'd really like a job". So the bloke behind the counter says, "Oh I've got one here that's just right for you... ten hours a week, 400 hundred thousand a year, no qualifications required."

So the chav's little face lights up and he says "You're joking right?", somewhat awed at the prospect of it all.

So the job centre bloke says "Well, you started it."

[Angevin1990]

A chav girl goes to the Doctor complaining of a strange green rash on her inner thighs.

The doctor takes one look and says "Tell your boyfriend his gold earrings are fake".

What's the chav next door getting for Christmas?

Your bike.

Two chavs race off the edge of a cliff. Who wins?

Society.

What do chavs get for their 21st?

Grandkids.

[angryboy2k9]

Love the last three :)

[Angevin1990]

Cheers Chambers. for everyones entertainment heres more.

what does a chav girl use for protection during sex? a bus shelter

where do you take a chavette out for a decent night out? up the arse

what do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? a liar

whats the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? a chav girl has a higher sperm count.

[Angevin1990]

whats the first question at a chavs quiz night? what you lookin at?

[Chamberi]

Well Done Jake

[AlcoholicBuddha]

lol. funny xD

how many chav does it take screw a light bulb?

As many as you want becuase they screw anything/everything.

[Angevin1990]

what do you say to a chav in a suit? will the defendant please stand.

what do you say to a chav with a job? can i have a big mac please?

your in a car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you not run him down? because it might be your bike.

what do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? the bride.

[Angevin1990]

Two chavs in a car without any music. who driving? the police

[spinks14]

lool thee meanin 'chav ' no ideaa wre that comes from it just means big in the game and goths emos there just dudes wo ant got noone to back them when they need it thats why they get robbed on a daily puussy holes and fuck me i ant herd brapp in agess lol cheered me upp

[angryboy2k9]

Nope chav means Council House And Violent. Thats one meaning, another means someone who does pretty much anything underaged... Drinking, Smoking, Sex

[Dunneryz]

also they can only retort with violence cos they to thick to reply in a argument

[angryboy2k9]

U ever seen a gun before

Yes Iv seen a fucking gun before *Reachs for back pocket* RUN!

[gaz4lynn]

awesome man

[evilpie111]

lol wrapped in on the fence lol

[LegoGear]

lol

didn't see that coming

[maquadago]

rly whats a chav? :S

[lizzieebabee95]

hahaa kids that dress in things like nike, addidas all the time when theyre not even doing sport, they think they're rate hard, and they say things like braaaap, and call themselves rappers and mc's :L theyre everywhere nowadaysss

[jwah1411]

chavs who carry knives are pussy

[StitchingSword]

Hahahaha 1:03 Brap !!!

[neicey1610]

Awesome we shud try that

[SuperAnimeGeek]

LOL @ LEE!

[MasterSemaj]

A fairly accurate recreation of what a chav does when they run away after getting a good smack.

[Alfarjamie]

Shame this won't work for me. I can't exactly carry around a AIRSOFT replica of a M4 or dragunov around.

[cookiesaregood2me]

i actually rather enjoyed it

[XxLMCSAGEGxX]

HAHA this is well funny.

10/10

[HeatherHart1]

That was.........

terrible!

[xxuserxnamexx]

5 stars

i think i love you :')

[OnyxPersons]

This video is a testament to the damnation of our society! You sir, are to blame for global climate change and stupid idiots. This video is disgusting and this is what they should have used to torture prisoners though if they did, they wouldn't have anymore prisoners because they'd die of watching this repulsive trash.

[Chamberi]

Thank you =D

Here's an idea, if you don't like it... Don't fucking watch it

[Mr757dude]

sad bastard, you're an idiot

[BigDan1080]

lol whats stuck up your arse ????

[SuperDubking]

lol

[mattviolet]

this is the worst thing i have ever seen in all my years on this planet.

[pamew]

I agree, I think this is so bad it gave me cancer.

[technofrenik]

you're a bellend

[mrfuckyeahbitches]

fucking funny shit man i love this vid fucking pissy shit haha and that scream classic

[Myles0Harcourt]

Beautiful

[rdacarew]

haha shouts brap when hes runnin off lool